>>24414651
Why are you here? Your stories aren't funny, interesting, relatable or well-written.

>>24414651
lost mine just last week, I'm 21
>got off work around 11:30
>want to hit up the bar but friend is busy, go by myself
>drink some vodka in my car before so I don't have to buy too many drinks
>down a bunch of beers and sit with some of my coworkers
>some girl comes by and asks to wear my hat, let her wear it
>after bar closes she comes outside and gives it back to me, we smoke a cigarette and talk a bit
>take her back to my apartment, we have more drinks and fuck
>let her stay for the night, she turns out to be a pretty cool girl and now we're fuck buddies

>>24414651
>that night meet up and drink, sneak into a resort club, party all night
>drugs.avi
You and everybody like you are subhuman trash.

Is this really all it takes to bait robots? A badly written fanfiction?

>>24414706
He's just desperate for attention. He wants some (you)s admiring him.

>>24414651
>be 12
>in the basement with mom's friend's daughter, she's 20 or so
>she play-wrestles me all the time and such
>this time there's a weird movie on TV with incestual tones
>word blowjob gets mentioned
>I keep watching
>"Do you know what a blowjob is anon?"
>I actually do, but I tell her I don't
>she laughs, then a short pause
>"Do you want me to show you?"
>tell her okay, she says I have to keep it a secret, I -innocently- agree again
>she comes up close and takes my pants off
>she gets me hard with her hands, but then puts me in her
>rides me for all of 5 seconds but she stops before I cum
>finishes me off with her mouth
>"that's it okay, don't tell anyone"

That was my only time. I ran into her a few months ago, surprisingly she's kind of fat now.

I still have mine, true story.

>the year is 2001.
>fat girl in band, so no teenage human boy will fuck me
>Meet online boyfriend
>he's 26
>comes down to visit after a few months
>takes me to lunch, the beach, mini golf a fun day out
>he's holding my hand and driving his pickup truck
>this is the first time anyone has ever held my hand. I'm insanely turned on by this
>he drives to the hotel and asks if I want to come in
>I told my parents I would be staying overnight with a friend so I accept
>he goes in, gets the room key, brings it out and takes me to a side entrance.
>once I'm in the room he takes my shoes off and rubs my feet and calves
>I am nervous but want to do whatever he wants
>he sits next to me on the bed and we kiss
>I practiced kissing on my hand but this is so amazing. I hope I'm good at this
>he places my hand on his crotch. He feels so thick and warm
>I lay down and let him climb on top of me
>it feels so good to have his weight on me
>it wrap my legs around him while we kiss
>my heart is beating so fast
>he leans up to undress and then begins to take my clothes off
>we kiss more and then we roll over and now we're side by side.
>"Look what you did," he motions for me to see how hard he is
>I figure this means he wants head
>I kiss the tip and every inch as I work slowly to the base. Then I start sucking and licking.
>I don't know if I'm doing it right but I can see him flexing and curling his toes
>he's breathing funny and rubbing my shoulder
>I suck harder
>after a little while he taps me on the shoulder and I come up
>he turns me on my back again and climbs on top
>we kiss and he asks me if I'm ready.
>No, I say. But I'm trembling and moaning underneath him
>"There's nothing to be scared of" he keeps kissing me
>I keep telling him no but open my legs wider
>the reassurance and "no" replies go on for a other 4 or 5 minutes until he says "it's ok"
>He slides inside me.

Lost mine to a Cambodian girl in some ruins. It was pretty intense. Paid for it though so that kind of sours it.

>>24417436
I always imagine Cambodians as the Africans of Asian people, with tongue clicks in their native tongue and such. I need to get better at geography