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>>24413286
This thread should be some quality Friday night entertainment. Don't let me down, OP.
>>24413286
im sorry friend, unless ur a 7 or more defeat is all but certain
>>24413349
I had a feeling. I'm gonna give this an hour before changing my profile to become a Chad.
Would you do it, /r9k/?
>>24413483
yeah why wouldnt you
>>24413483
ayy lmaoayy lmaoayy lmao
Never tried this super like thing. Does it come off as desperate?
>>24413483
Tattoo, nah man she takes way too much d. She loves having dirty needles penetrative her repeatedly as it reminds her of all that back alley Dick she receives.
Hey, babeh.
>>24413606
>le socially awkward meme
no
>>24413621
I'm not here to meet "the one." I'm just lookin for some hook ups.
>try tinder
>appear skinnier in photos than I am
>meet up with girls
>they are immediately turned off by my husky figure
Harder than just being turned down from the start desu
Seriously, what is this super like thing? Does it just alert someone that I liked them? It seems super weird to me.
>>24413683
Probably just likes everyone.
I think she might be a robot.
Prepare for tears OP
>>24413349 sums it up basically, and no offence but if you think these girls are attractive and worth your time, you have shit taste in women. these girls are more than certain to let you down and not in the gentlest of ways. look for girls more like you dude.
>>24413771
I think she might be 38
>>24413771
yes yes yes yes
>>24413773
Ehh. If I keep getting rejected I'll just make a fake profile.
One on the right. I'm doing it. I'm gonna try out the super like.
>>24413856
>10 miles away
Gee how helpful, thanks Tinder!
>>24413901
>not driving 10 miles to get laid
>>24413856
WWE suuuuuuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrrrr liiiiiiiiike
Does this make me a normie?
the two girls that messaged me were them messaging me first and I haven't yet responded to either
Girls message me all the time on this fucking app but after afew messages back and forth they just kinda lose interest and give me one word replysI swear to god I'm a robot im 21 year old kissless hugless virgin who just dropped out of college and works a literaly McJob and will probably kill myself before I turn 25
>>24413948
Holy eff how did you do that?
Also, I found a mom with a black baby.
>>24414002
I swipe yes on ANY moderately attractive girl
Like as long as there are no physical deformities and she isn't obese I'll check yes
>>24414052
What if she's missing an arm but she's really cute and fit?
>>24414052
Isn't there some kind of algorithm in that somehow?
>that tattoo, though
>>24414136
Even better
I would love a physically crippled cute girl
She would be insecure, and I would lover her being dependent on me for basic daily tasks
Plus sex with a wheelie gf would be awesome, I could just toss her around however I wanted
>>24414162
Live's just a series of algorithms my friend.
Pppppfffff baaaahahahaha
7 more minutes before I say "screw it" and change my profile.
>>24414052
Nah swipe all, use the fatties as practice for chatting up
The amount of absolutely terrible looking 18-20 yo females is unreal.
What say to this bad bitch ?
Post your Chad pictures. I'm gonna troll some bitches.
>>24414480
Use zyzz pictures
>>24414475
"Do you like the animu?"
Fuuuuuuug. It's gonna make me make a new Facebook account. Hold on.
>>24414538
Come on shes actually attractive senpai
>>24414475
>Jihadia
>>24414584
I was jk senpai. You should probably send something not faggoty. I'm socially retarded, so Idk what I would say.
>>24414475
Tell her to leave the kids at home
Alright, guys. You asked for it. This is happening.
>>24414782
So what happens when they actually want to meet you?
>>24414831
I insult them until they don't want to. Either that or I tell them to meet me somewhere and not show up.
I'm suddenly getting like no Stacies all of a sudden.
>>24413606
>socially awkward
This really triggers me
>>24415553
shit man i guess we were wrong about women
>>24415573
No, I mean like I'm not getting Stacy as an option. It's all deformed chicks.
I always enjoy these threads to be honest.
I never got girls on these sites.
I feel like, through op going through profiles, messaging qts, and messing with dumb bitches i can vicariously enjoy tinder through him.
>>24415764
I'm not getting any qt's though. Just single moms now.
>>24414782
but everyone knows who zyzz is
>>24415822
I had no idea who zyzz was before looking him up just now.
This is pretty much all I'm getting right now.
>>24413483
Unless you're a Chad, swipe everything you'd fug even marginally
>>24415945
I'm having troubles even AS a Chad.
>>24415916
lel, that romainian name
Well, this experiment turned out to be a bust on both accounts.
>>24414187
Guys like needy, dependent girls ? Since when? I thought being "clingy" was a turn off ..
>>24415916
moar pics?
>>24416934
>implying I swiped right
>implying it would have been a match if I did.
I matched with a robot earlier tonight. She had some pretty dank memes but I don't think she wanted me.
>>24416971
That sucks, bro. I can't relate.
>>24416981
She said all her rare pepes were her personal pepes. She was pretty fun to talk to ;-;
>>24417008
Girls in my area are so dumb that they won't even match up with Chads. I don't know what it's like getting a match.
Here's some tips, coming from a veteran Tinder user who has met several women IRL starting from matches.
1. Accept 98% failure rate.
2. Come up with catchy pickup line. NOT "hi beautiful" or "hey what's up"
3. Try to get number ASAP, but casually.
Also, here's ways to spot spam accounts:
1. No bio description
2. lots of typos in description
3. No Instagram or facebook interests
4. Exceptionally revealing photos
Good luck fellow space robots
Wha tha fuh?
>>24413483
>I have A tattoo
>A tattoo
Any dude who did this would be laughed out of the room
>>24417040
What happens after 100% failure rate?
>>24417141
you must keep going until the failure rate decreases. What I've discovered is that seeking women (for a man, at least) is similar to that of a shoe salesman. He is going to fail an overwhelmingly large % of the time. But he has to keep trying. Cause eventually, one of em is gonna put up with your shit, and it's gonna be great.
>>24417292
But I don't settle, and I feel like most girls won't settle for my looks. Should I just delete the app?
>>24413948
You'd be more a failed normie than a robot.
Has anyone here actually ever got a match before?
OP have you even gotten any matches you dumb fucking fat nerd
>>24417508
Feck you.
>>24414052
I bet you're tall and white, prove me wrong
This Tinder thing is hard.
>>24417695
>still getting messages
How attractive are you?
>>24417695
>>24417723
This, post pics, you can censor eyes
>>24417723
>>24417779
Not very, trust me.
>>24417807
"Well, I sorta am a meat factory."
>>24417807
Answer this question pls >>24417569
it's all I want to know
>>24417807
OP here. Keep going. You're way more interesting.
>>24417826
I'm 6'3 and very pale yes but it's not like she can tell.
>>24417866
Ok, it's all I needed to know, and it says everything. Enjoy the hookups Chad
>>24417866
I hate my life. Why was I even born?
>>24417896
>Chad
80% of my matches are self proclaimed lesbians from the local art school. Kill me.
I have officially run out of girls to swipe. No matches.
>>24416479
DOAR
>>24413286
start posting your matches
>implying you will get any
>>24417807
I legit think you just met your future wife.
Go for it man.And keep us updated.
>>24418079
See >>24418016
I ended up with no matches.
>>24418016
Did you try being 6'3" and pale
>>24418123
Apparently I'm not very good at that.
>>24417054
more than likely bait that will be screenshotted and posted on a "UoC" normiebook memes page
>>24417695
>>24417807
You have no game
Kill yourself
What you should do is message a gril a short recipe for pasta or something. Then when she asks "what is this?" or something like that you say. "Oh , that's the meal I plan to make for our first date" or something around that. I tried it this week with a few of my matches and the results have been mostly positive. They usually think it's cute.
>>24418471
Autism at its finest
>>24418484
To us it seems autistic but to them it seems "quirky"
>>24415570
>saving jpg image as png
Now THIS is making me mad.
>>24413901
I drove to canada 49 miles to meet up with a tinder girl 10 isn't shit as long as its worth it
