who /mischief/ here?
>take picture of the woods
>edit bigfoot in
>tell friends it's real
>it's not
https://youtu.be/Rapf3g_XvCc
>In my room fapping
>hear relatives outside just arrived
>I go out shake all of their hands
>I didn't wash my hands moments prior
>>24413218
>friends
Fuck off normie
>mfw killing my teammates to take their care packages
>>24413474
Is this 2009?
>>24413218
>give homeless people counterfeit money I got off the dark web
>they get arrested trying to spend it
>I could have just given them the money I used to buy the counterfeit money
>tell people I'm not depressed
>actually am depressed
absolute madman
>has to pee but too lazy to go to the bathroom
>pees in the corner of my room all the time
>toys and wall covered in moldy hardened piss and stinks
>blames it on my cat
>>24413612
You took a risk but I respect that!
>>24414090
>got away with it for all these years
>one day had to poop but didn't wanna go to the bathroom
>pressed my ass against the wall and fucking blew
>left the stain there when we moved out
>>24413218
>be innawoods 10 miles from the nearest human being
>look left
>look right
>blow a load staring into the forest
>>24413363
Holy shit that song just makes me think of robots during Christmastime being A B S O L U T LY D E V I L I S H
What kind of things should we do to muck up normie's holidays? I vote whispering "santa isn't real" to small children at supermarkets.
>friend calls me and asks if I'm busy
>say "Yes"
>tfw I'm just staring at the wall
>>24413612
DIABOLIC
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Doing god's work putting way dirty homeless neets like that, anon
>post on /r9k/ claiming to be a girl
>am actually a guy
>>24414090
>>24414141
FUCKING
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>constantly tell people that Islam is a religion of peace
>mfw it's really not
>me and my brother were curious about the body
>we found out that butt holes were a thing
>I grabbed my long neck dinosaur toy and had an idea
>I stuck the tail into my brother butthole to see where the poop was
>pulled it out and my brother sniffed the tail
>>24414181
>post on /r9k/ claiming to be a guy
>have actually fucked your mom
>post anime pics with all my posts
>don't watch anime
>friend tells me he found a shiny absol in the wild in omega ruby
>says he gonna attack it to get its health down
>I send him an attack O power
>he kills it
>>24414320
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>call kid at school a fucking worthless piece of shit with no friends who should kill himself
>apologize the next day
>I wasn't actually sorry
>>24413218
>mom told me to have a good day
>don't
>be child
>be playing with kids on the swing set
>make a game out of jumping off the swing
>get points for distance and style
>cousin wants to try
>cousin flies straight up and falls face first
>have to stop because her bloody nose
>doesnt give her any points
>>24414270
>have doctor octopus figure
>shove his foot up my ass
>shit all over the foot
>report to my family that my toy smells like poop for some reason
>they sniff it
>in 3rd grade
>used to charge at people like a bull and roar like a dinosaur
>kid doesn't get out of the way
>charge at her and hit her full force
>she flies down the hill and hits the jungle gym
>cries and goes to the nurse
>Doesn't get caught
>the dumb bitch shouldn't stand down a dinosaur
>>24414490
ABSOLUTELY
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>old lady in line behind me sneezes
>say bless you
>don't actually bless her
>>24414856
I N S A N I T Y
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>>24414039
You cant absolute madman yourself godam
>>24415032
A B S O L U T E
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>>24414856
I-is that even possible? Aren't you blessing her by saying it?
Are you a witch?
>kid in class asks me how long we have left to write a class essay
>tell him 10 minutes
>he rushes to finish it
>actually had an hour left
>Don't do homework
>Don't worry I'll wake up at 5 to do all my homework before classes at 8
>Wake up at 7
>>24415314
its a power beyond our understanding
>>24415413
B A D
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>Sleep on arm
>Get pins and needles in arm
>Don't move arm
Who else here /sticking it to the man/?
>>24415413
Fuck, literally every week I lie to myself
>Hey anon we're going for a smoke would you keep an eye on the baby?
>Sure
>mfw spend the whole time flicking thumb tacks into his cradle.
>>24413218
Naughty
>>24414144
That isn't mischief. That is majestic as fuck. I salute you, friend.
>sit down in class waiting for teacher to walk in
>qt comes in and sits next to me
>ask if I did the homework
>tell her "no"
>teacher walks in and tells everyone to put the homework on the desk
>I get up to hand in the hw
>mfw I hear her call me "faggot" under her breath
>>24414144
my hiro
>tfw living alone, yet constantly looking behind myself when I shitpost on /pol/
>>24415413
oh god, doing homework before school was some serious weird feeling shit. Thinking about that makes my mind feel peaceful
>>24415503
If you do this regularly enough, your capillaries will expand to compensate and you won't be able to do it anymore.
>>24415760
>ruining an anon's plan to stick it to the man
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>coworker asks how I'm doing
>tell him I'm doing great
>I'm actually having an awful time
Fucking normies never suspect a thing
>Girlfriend leaves me because she has a thing for one of her female friends
>Don't say a word for a week until I seduce said female friend
>Ex is now all alone while I'm fucking the chick she left me for.
>sitting in class
>girl behind me sneezes
>get some of her saliva on my neck
>go to the bathroom and jerk off using her spit as lube
best load I've ever blown
>>24416008
N A U G H T Y
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>enter thread
>be hostile for no apparent reason
>>24413218
>having horrific night terrors
>ask mummy and daddy if I can sleep in there bed
>'anon remember, if you pee in the bed one more time, its rubber pajamas for now on'
>nod while holding blankie and thumb in mouth
>have a dream I pee the bed
>wake up nervous and in a cold sweat that i pee'd the bed
>didn't
>decide its meant to be and pee in the bed anyway
>mommy and daddy make me go to the naughty boy corner
>rightfully call my self 'mr naughty'
i wish they just understood me ...
>>24416032
>Enter thread
>Have no idea what's going on
>Say the opposite and argue hard for it
>Don't really care either way
>>24416060
>get in trouble, get sent to timeout
>act upset, look defeated and go to room
>close door and play gameboy
>>24416008
>see this post on 4chin
>jerk off to the thought of you jerking off using a girls saliva
>>24413218
/meta post/
I love this meme. Just really gives me the chuckles, imagining a bunch of people just devising ways to be mischievous and bragging about their slightly malicious exploits.
>>24416318
back 2 reddit newfag.
>implying it's a meme and not reality
>implying it's meta when it's the truth
>implying that these "slightly malicious exploits" aren't crushing the normies
>>24414144
You're like a majestic deer, or an eagle
The Woodsland Masturbator, a rare breed indeed
>>24416008
>girl asks if I'd throw away her chewed gum in the wrapper, since I sit next to the trash can
>say yes
>take gum home, still moist
>chew on it, taste her saliva
>run it all up and down my erect cock
>masturbate, cum on gum
Felt good, man. Spearmint.
>>24416299
>someone jerked off to me
who /DevilishChad/ here?
>didn't do homework
>teacher has tray where homework is collected
>take someone else's paper back to desk, mutter something like "oh whoops"
>erase their name
>write my own name
>did this consistently thorough elementary school
>never caught, not once
>make appointment for doctor
>go to doctor
>desk lady asks if I'm here for appointment
>say no
>actually am
devilish
>live in shitty suburban town with a population of 12,000
>town is either forest or houses, nothing else
>whenever i come back from uni my friends and i grab our pellet guns and meet up
>we sneak around through the woods and shoot out old chads/stacies from highschool windows along with other shit
>occasionally more if were feeling adventurous
>friend buys gallon jug of maple syrup
>pour entire jug through sunroof into someones car
>never speak of it to this day
>>24414326
Fucking brutal senpai
>6th grade choir
>playing pokemon on gameboys with my friends in class while singing
>friend's pokemon is evolving
>he shows me
>I quickly hit the button that cancels his evolution on his gameboy
>tell little children that santa is real
>he's not
>bought an xbox one
>don't use it
>be 10
>mom made some oven fries as a side for din dins
>theres a few left in the tray
>eat them
>brother asks if I ate the last of the fries
>say no
>mfw I really did
>>24416125
lmao everytime, only thing that got in trouble was Tak and the power of JuJu
>>24416125
>>24418199
This.
Pokemon Yellow. They took my autistic raging over ball missing Mewtwo as throwing a tantrum over being sent to my room.
>>24417128
>in grade school
>see kid in my class playing game boy during recess
>ask if I can play
>he says no
>recess ends
>tell teacher he has a game boy
>she takes it
That's what you fucking get, should have let me play the damn game boy
>>24418620
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Was this playing through your head the entire time?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
>throw hot wheels at my friend
>get sent to time out
>time out is up, mom says I can go play
>I tell her no & keep sitting in time out
>mummy takes me to candy shop to get sweets with my GBPs
>give all the sweets I buy to her
>>24414154
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD THOUGHT I REALLY LIKE THIS THOUGHT
the thought of this makes me so happy and
D E V I L I S H
>>24415032
>>24414039
ABSOLUTE SADMAN
