Can we all agree that being a virgin is the minimal requirement for being a robot?
It's not though, bitchboi
Nah cause you and your unfortunate partner can have a lapse of judgement.
You guys won't believe it but losing the v card don't change nothing. Except the stigma of course. Oh god the stigma. Never mind, forget I said anything.
>>24413167
No. I'm a robot and I put my dick in an even more awkward fembot.
>>24413167
nothing is as it's supposed to be. Even if you're serious you know it doesn't matter. Give it up, there's no sense in anything.
>>24413167
I agree. All these other normies just want to feel like they're apart of the club, but they're not apart of the club. They're just dumb normies. They don't actually live the robot life.
>>24413167
essential and absolute bare minimums for being a robot:
>21+
>male
>virgin
>never had a gf
>can not be white AND tall
>>24413167
Not really no. Being a robot is a state of mind. Putting your dick in, ideally, a woman's vagina doesn't magically cure all of your crippling anxiety or phobias or autism or hoarding tendencies or anything else that makes you a robot. It doesn't even matter if you paid a hooker to have sex with your or some girl got REALLY drunk/high with you and then pity-fucked you.
Being a virgin is however the minimal requirement for being a wizard
>>24413345
>can not be white AND tall
You must be a manlet who thinks height makes everything better.
>white
>male
>195 cm>fat ugly lazy piece of shit
Height won't make anything better. You'll just find anything else that's "wrong" with you.
>>24413208
Get the fuck out
totally original
>>24413167
Absolutely it is the core requirement. It is exactly why there is no such thing as a fembot.
what if you paid to lose it, but never had "real" sex
>>24413167
Robots already know this. It's just the sad pathetic failed normies who say otherwise.
>>24413425
>complaining about something you can easily change
>>24413378
>crippling anxiety or phobias or autism or hoarding tendencies or anything else that makes you a robot
>all of this and still able to get laid
>not a normie
Fuck. Off.
>>24413167
I fucked an escort once to get rid of my virginity and felt emptier inside for it. Sex is underwhelming and t.bh f.am I would have rather have been watching Breaking Bad and eating pizza.
>>24413425
How about you not be a fat ugly lazy piece of shit?
>>24413425
>women literally filter you on dating sites if you are not 6'0+
>one of womens most sought after physical traits in a man is being tall
>twitter and facebook screencaps of women outright telling short men to kill themselves
>media portrays handsome and attractive men as tall
>LE HEIGHT DOESNT MATTER
I can agree with that.
>b-but it was just one time
>b-but it was with a hooker
>b-but she was fat
>b-but
Shut the FUCK UP and get the FUCK OUT, normie trash.
I never liked the whole "robot" mentality
Turning your failings into an identity and hating successful people is a typical millenial way of thinking.
You need to not fall into that dangerous mindset.
>>24413540
I'm not saying it doesn't matter. I'm just saying it doesn't matter for people like us. You'll find something else to blame.
>>24413489
>>24413534
>easily change
>How about not
>lel just eat less xD
Fuck off.
>>24413425
>>24413345
exactly
>already be a tallfag as a kid
>always looking down at people and things
>have dogshit posture that makes my spine & head look like a burnt-out match stick
>be extra awkward at school dances with my long-ass limbs flopping around
>people expect you to be good at meme sports like basketball and volleyball just because you're tall but you can barely walk without tripping over your own feet
>IF you get a girlfriend or even go on a date, no subtle way of going in for a kiss while standing up
>etc
In fact, most Chads and normies tend to be shorter than 6 feet. Manlets work their over-compensation magic and girls love it.
>>24413576
then get the fuck off this board and go back to reddit
>>24413345
and over 25
You can not be a robot if you are under 18. At all.
You can be a robot in training at 19-24 because there is still hope to turn your life around. But if you haven't by 25, you are doomed. Dooooomed.
>>24413540
angry tripfag manlets, I'm okay with this
>>24413504
>what is paying for a hooker
>what is finding someone even uglier and more desperate than you
Have you ever had mutual pity-sex? You're better of slapping your dick against a cooked ham.
>>24413604
>How about not
So again, you are choosing to be a fat fuck. I could sympathize with you if you lost weight and were in the same situation you were now, but there is most likely a struggling Chad underneath all that fat.
>>24413167
Chris Chan had sex.
Think about that for a second.
People care far to much about virginity. It changes nothing having it or not. Sex is nice but its over rated. Love is the measure of a robot, robots can't love and therefore never have
>>24413641
Paying a hooker is different. However, If someone wanted to have sex with you, you can not be here.
actual, non-troll, robot miniums
>virgin
>21 years or older
>male
that's it
>>24413604
>lel just eat less xD
maybe if you didnt stuff your fat pig face every 2 seconds for all those years it wouldnt be so hard now
I've had sex once but I'm still a robot because I'm a mentally ill NEET with no friends and no future.
>>24413691
no NEET?
>>24413685
That's because love doesn't actually exist. It's just something made up for Disney movies. Relationships are about getting something from the other person like sex. Therefore, sex is a valid indicator of one being a robot or not
>>24413604
its too bad you were born fat
after all being a fatass is genetic, right?
>>24413576
It's the only thing we have, or better had, until the normal fags just had to invade. Nothing is sacred. We have no where to go.
>>24413604
I sit on my ass all day in front of a pc and im a skeleton so dont bring up any of your bullshit.
>>24413609
>In fact, most Chads and normies tend to be shorter than 6 feet.
Chads, no.
Normies, yeah sure. Even then, it's white normies. Most other normies are from 5'8 - 5'11.
>>24413736
the only thing you have is wallowing in your own failures and getting pissed at anyone who chooses not to do the same? you can have it, bud.
>>24413663
I wish man. I'm not choosing, I've tried different (healthy) approaches. I can't do it. I don't expect people to understand but if it was that easy I wouldn't be in this shithole. Maybe if I had someone to suffer with through it. In the end it doesn't matter for this thread. If you're a decent good looking guy you can make it no matter your height, that's all I'm saying.No Chad, but I want to be the Normie.
>>24413733
I don't blame genetics but I guess they are playing their part.
>>24413752
Unhealthy food makes me happy. While I'm eating it at least.
>>24413721
You could be a wageslave and still be a robot.
>>24413618
Yeah, sure
Because reddit is renown for its pro-active, conservative values
Reddit, r9k, tumblr... they're all the same because everyone there came from the whole "everyone gets a trophy" generation
You are all stunted kids who celebrate failure and deride success, and you are ruining this world.
Wait you mean actual non virgin normscum thinks they're robots?
What the fuck?
>>24413783
>you can have it, bud
Thanks for understanding anon. Now please leave and never come back.
>>24413345
>can not be white AND tall
only whites can be robots
get off my board you filthy shitskin
I have multiple diagnosed mental illnesses, haven't had a job in 5 years, I have no future, no friends...you're telling me I don't belong here because I had sex a couple times in my twenties?
What if you had sex but you came as soon as you stuck it in and she laughed at you then left?
>>24413345
What if i had a gf but didnt have sex?
>>24413345
>tfw 22yo male virgin who's never had a gf and is 5'4
I tick all the boxes
>>24413791
How much to you weigh?
What's your diet like?
Calorie intake?
Do you lift?
Do you cardio?
If so, how often?
![tumblr_nntaiiw3xt1titub2o1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tzLiyxZ.png "tumblr_nntaiiw3xt1titub2o1_500[1].png")
>>24413167
YES
>>24413195
>>24413201
>>24413208
>>24413231
>>24413378
>>24413528
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAGGY FAILED BETA KEKS!!! JUST GET OUT!!!!
>>24413803
Good. Let it fucking burn.
>>24413870
C'mon man that's not the point of the thread. I appreciate your interest but please help OP.
>>24413167
It can grow back. Trust me.
>>24413832
>easiest race in the world
>robots
>>24413834
Yes. In fact, you are even worse because you have no redeeming qualities yet have gotten woman to sleep with you. You are homeless Chad and need to leave this fucking board.
>>24413923
>most depressed
>easiest
>>24413345
Age means nothing. You just have to know, deep down, that you have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than getting with a girl.
>>24413540
we get so many damn responses we have to sort somehow
i set it to 6'3 and even that changed nothing
>>24413848
Then you don't belong here.
>>24413860
Failed normie.
>>24413834
that's right you fucking faggot ledditor
why do you want to create a "group of people"? that's normie as fuck...we're loners that walk in this weird land, nodding at each other and casually discuss things for little amounts of time, we are not a community
>>24413914
I see you mentioned you like eating unhealthy food. I think you are choosing to be fat anon. Please lose the wight so I can prove you wrong and you can see how easy tallfags have it in the relationship market.
>>24413955
>being depressed as a white man
Now that's a nice laugh. What do you have to be depressed about white, not getting enough minorities to hate on today?
>>24413860
you probably smoke cigarettes too, loser
>>24413957
Your so fucking wrong. Most of the faggots who browse this board will get laid eventually. It's only after 25 where you reach the point of no return.
>>24413994
Be honest, you would feel a profound sense of loss if 4chan were to suddenly disappear one dayI know I would
>>24413957
i'd say when you're in your 20s you can start throwing in the towel. you're not going to get taller, you're not going to get more attractive, you're not going to grow that delicious beard, and you'll probably start balding.
if you're younger you might still have a chance
>>24413994
But we are a community. We just wear masks and have open gates.
>>24414046
Of course, I was explaining the shape of this place and the people here.
>>24414074
I feel bad for you if you take this place in that way, maybe it's the only way for you to survive, I call you "chan-rats".
>>24413947
the sex happened before I became like this.
>>24414147
I don't have friends, so I spend time here. I wouldn't say I need it to survive, but it's nice to talk to like minded people.
>I feel bad for you
And this is why you don't belong here.
>>24414173
So a failed normie. Read you loud and clear.
>>24414203
Ok, chan-rat ;^)
>>24413872
>stolen tumblr frogpost
>"REEEEEEEE"
Welcome newfriend.
>>24413540
It does matter, it just isn't enough on its own.
>>24414545
thats why he added being whtie
Why do non-virgins pretend they can be robots?? By being non-virgins, you pretty much had the experience and the circumstances that enabled you to be alone with a girl, have her get naked in front of you, and get intimate.
Failed normies, but robots? no.
>>24413641
you still managed to pick yourself up, leave the house and put yourself out there
your anxiety didn't prevent you from going to a hooker or approaching women
>>24413729
I'm sorry you don't believe in love
>>24413167
I never had sex but was raped by some ugly feminist as a kid.. so.. no.
Go fuck yourself, weeb.
>>24413345
white
6'3
not /fit/ but not fat. 75kg
still a shut in perma virgin with no hope in sight
picture yourself being lost in a desert with no water for hundreds of miles because that is my sex life despite my apparent easy mode due to my height
>>24413918
I belive you. Because I know. It's even worse than just straight up being a virgin.
>>24413167
Yes. Bare minimum.
>>24415266
If you are capable of having sex once, you are able to have it again.
>>24415364
That's what you'd think. Theoretically everyone is capable of having sex. I was 16 and drunk, she was easy, we fucked. 24 now and still never had a gf or fucked since. So what's the deal then, what's the difference between that and just being a virgin?
>>24413167
A girl over a 4/10 being interested in you at all should also disqualify you from being a robot, virgin or not.
>>24415447
aproved
>>24415410
the fact that you have experienced sex and won't die wondering what a vagina feels like
>>24415488
>won't die wondering what a vagina feels like
I still do, the experience was so vague and I didn't cum (probably because I was drunk)
>>24415410
So find another easy girl.
>>24415674
I don't know how to. It was sheer luck.
>>24415674
Plus desu I don't really care about having sex I want a gf. I need to keep working on myself to gain confidence and self esteem(which I'm trying)
