>tfw no fat hawaiian friend that tells you everything is going be ok even when its not
>tfw he's not there to teach you how to play ukelele and surf
>tfw you can't chill with him after work and make jokes about your grandmas
Why live?
That actually sounds pretty nice.
Sorry bro.
The only version of somewhere over the rainbow I can listen to desu senpai.
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>>24412381
"As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, it's time for a dicking!"
>>24412381
Brother Iz, free the Hawaiian people from Amerikekan rule.
>>24412381
Why are hawaiians so fat doe?
>>24412431
Waiting for that tasty pasta
>>24412847
All Pacific Islanders are huge, it's their nature
>tfw you experienced this because there's fat Hawaiians and Filipinos pretending to be Hawaiians everywhere giving you life advice
>tfw lived in the big island as a kid
>tfw born Filipino and white little tropical girl
>tfw taking middle school classes outside
>tfw you had to take Hawaiian language and history classes in public school
>tfw driving across the island took two hours
>tfw driving around a live volcano and smelling it
>tfw they took you surfing
>tfw everyone wanted to take you surfing
>tfw we laughed after I got stung by a jellyfish and they joked about peeing on my sting
>tfw discussing giant centipedes, turkeys and box fish attacking you
>tfw everyone is running around outside high on "ice" and having a good time
>tfw poi taste like shit no matter how much sugar you mix in
>tfw everyone you meet in Hawaii is nice, cares about you and wants you to have a good day
>tfw only people who lived in Hawaii know your feels
>tfw every time you meet another one, you both get really excited like squeeling girls
>tfw referring to the states as the "Mainland" with them
It's a very nice and comfy feel. I'm so sorry OP, I wish you could have grown up there too.
>>24412847
American army dumped its spam (the leftover ham meat that's stuffed in a can) on the occupied Islands and got the natives hooked on it, much like how they got inland natives hooked on alcohol.
America actually admitted that it annexed Hawaii unlawfully.
>>24413007
>Hawaiians
>Philippinos
You realize those two groups are less genetically related than between you and Arab shitskins? Any observation about one group has no bearing on the other.
>>24412962
They only became huge after they were Americanized
>>24413007
>tfw both brothers born there, lived there till I was born, in fucking florida.
>tfw best time ever was when we'd go back there to stay at uncle's ranch.
fuck florida
>>24413105
>doesn't know about Pacific Islanders living in former British and New Zealand colonies
>>24413098
That's the joke, there's hardly any hawaiians left and the filipinos pretend they are hawaiian faggot. You don't get it retard mainlander.
fuck off mahu
>>24413007
>tfw live in socal
>tfw ambiguous race
>tfw know I would have had a better life and grown up in a more accepting community if I had just been born in Hawaii
Its OP here and I got struck in the feels by your post.
>>24413137
Hawaii was never a British colony
>>24413007
Why do pineappleniggers like smoking meth so much
>>24413282
I'm not sure, it's just a big problem there. There was always rumors around my school that fellow students were getting arrested with it.
I moved away as an adult, so I never got a little meth myself.
>tfw touching sea turtles was illegal and you thought you might get ticketed as a kid
>tfw going to the beach and the sea turtles would constantly bump into you if you weren't paying attention
I was always sure some ranger would see me and write up a ticket as a stupid little kid.
>>24413282
well have you ever smoked meth? It's fucking great. Same reason that it's popular with white cornniggers in Virginia or Arkansas or something.
Obligatory bloxxxxxxxxx
Why would they name someone so loving and benevolent after something so despicable and evil.
>tfw haole
i want to die
Just so you mainlander-betas know, Hawaiian men were smooth as fuck.
They always joked it was okay to call yourself Hawaiian, as long as you were a beautiful woman.
>>24413122
I'm so sorry anon. I'm in Florida now too, I think about going back all the time. I want to buy a house there soon, or just buy my old house.
>tfw stepping on a fucking lava rock for the 100th time
>>24413571
BROWNED
>>24412847
They eat a lot. A lot of fatty shit and fries or rice. And spam.
T. Former hawaii resident
