>tfw have a selection of 3 girls to choose from for a GF.
Help me, /r9lk/. This isn't me bragging, this is me asking for genuine advice on how to choose.
well describe them mother fucker
>>24412312
>Imaginary Girl
>Left Hand
>Right Hand
I'd go with your left hand, it would give the closest tactile sensation to a real gf as you'll get.
>>24412312
its almost like there is a board for advice...
>This isn't me bragging
But that's exactly what you are doing kiddo.
>>24412312
make a list of pros and cons
I too have 3 girls I like and imagine I can have either one of them.
Choose the qtst one, OP.
Pick the most robot of the three. She's less likely to leave you that way.
>>24412312
same problem, only it's 2 girls
>the athletic artsy tomboy
or
>the super short childish-looking weeb girl
>>24412516
never pick the weeb
pick the normie athlete, she wont get fat too
>>24412485
This. For /adv/, it's practical all they talk about anyway.
>>24412560
the athlete girl could probably beat me up tho. she's definitely way stronger than me, and probably smarter too
the weeb girl is safe and chill but her sense of humor is a little cringy
>>24412839
>calling someone's sense of humor cringy
>on /r9k/
>>24412312
All three, why is this even a question?
>>24412978
fair point. but she has the same lolrandom sense of humor I had when I was 13
>>24412978
>not finding some people cringy
are you autistic
>>24413014
this is the best option, OP
chances are if you choose just one she'll end up leaving you eventually and you'll be alone again
>>24413014
>tfw chad is always right
>>24412839
>can beat me up
That's a plus in my book
>>24412839
If she's stronger than you then she won't expect you to defend her. Thats a plus.
>>24413722
>>24414806
I guess. I'm afraid she's a bit rough tho.
she's really into physical stuff and though I work out I'm skinny as hell and don't know if I can keep up with her
>>24413019
oh god i know this feel. .
qt girl that I thought was awesome and we got along but as soon as she started saying "awesomesauce lawlz me gusta le angry faec" I swear ive never bailed faster in my life before
Get a Fleshlight instead.
>>24415250
What the hell is stealth
>>24415557
im guessing if someone finds your fleshlight they're supposed to think you arent sticking your dick in a pink slot just because it doesnt look like a woman's orifice.
>>24415557
It's supposed to imitate a much larger mans penis
>>24412312
>this is me asking for genuine advice
>gives no fucking information about anything
Fuck your stupid fucking thread.
>>24415597
Reminds me of a certain doujin
Pick the Virgin one, if multiple are just narrow down who is better looking, if none are just keep on looking for a woman that has any value to a self respecting man
