>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, tiyanak finding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
id fuck her brains out m8
Please don't post this anymore.
These arent really funny m8. At least all the other reoccuring threads are
Ugly gook
>>24412132
Did monkey Chan ever come back? Maybe you can win her over by stalking her, pamily.
I guess everyone is out enjoying their Friday night. I'm buying in n out right now.
>tfw no qtp2t filipina gf to make an in n out run with
>>24412132
She looks like a 28 year old short version of a peruvian male
>>24413182
Nice OP, what do you like to get there?
>>24413182
Honda civic?
>tfw born mixed filipino/white girl
>tfw so self-conscious about it that i lie about my race
>tfw don't want people to find out i'm a half-monkey hapa
>tfw seeing this thread everyday boost my confidence a little
Thanks guys. I just tell people I'm Chinese and white but maybe I will start telling people what I really am.
People never believe I am really half Chinese anyway, they fucking know I am a monkey hapa.
>>24414040
Double double and cheese fries
>>24414065
Mercedes Ml350
>>24414149
I know a filipino/white girl. She's hot. Therefore, you must be hot assuming you're real.
>>24414370
Not all flips are cute like OP's image. I am just normal looking monkey.
reminds me of that picture of that girl in the dress that was about to be murdered tbhfam
>>24414149
>>24414508
Post a picture of yourself pham
>>24414549
Here you go, old pic before I started growing my hair out. I would take a new one but my hair looks really weird because I haven't cut it for a long time.
sorry you have to look at it, please go back to look at OP's image after you've seen enough
>>24414646
>tfw no low self-esteem mutt gf
>>24414646
Post another newer picture. You might look decent with better angle and a happier pic
>>24414646
damn you look good
>>24414932
This is really all I got like that and I look derpy in it. Computer light shining on my skin in the dark gives the illusion that I'm whiter than I really am, so I take pics with my cam instead of my phone..
>>24415073
You look 100x cuter in this pic. If I wasn't dead set on a qt filipina gf, I'd ask you out.
>>24414811
>tfw you are a mutt
>but you're a boy
neato
>>24415142
i'm a mutt too tbqh, senpai
half white half mexican. I look white as fuck though, thank god
>>24415127
Thanks anon, if I weren't deadset on dying in a few years, I would accept.
I'm sure you'll find your qt filipina girl, good luck. Thanks for appreciating them to begin with.
>>24415276
where do u live gurl
>>24415276
>Dying in a few years
cancer or suicide, you're too cute for suicide. Wait no, I have a slight necro fetish, this can work either way
>>24415315
I don't really want to say, sorry anon.
>>24415332
just give a region.
>>24415276
Aww, don't die. A qt like you will find someone soon. Thanks for the good vibes. Feel free to visit my threads anytime.
>>24415345
USA.
blox
>>24415365
east/west coast? southeast? midwest?
>>24415372
I live on the east coast now. I grew up in Hawaii and hate being on the mainland.
People treated me normally there instead of like a fucking monkey that they don't want to be near.
>>24415455
lol stupid haole, don't come back
I admire your tenacity, at the very least, OP
>>24412132
Free bump again, mirin dat dedication
>>24415567
I think now we have some copycats...
>>24415595
How many has he posted?
>>24415624
No idea, but I've been seeing them for a pretty long time (months) and I'm impressed that the list of traits keeps growing. OP is a bretty cool guy and every time I see this thread, I shall bump it.
>>24415595
more dedicated than the
>tfw no bf
tomoko poster?
>>24415817
not as impressive as sakurafish, probably better than tomoko since tomoko poster didn't try to defeat the robot quite as ingeniously.
>>24415852
Who's sakurafish? I don't think I've ever seen that poster
>>24415886
it's on /a/
looooooooooool x0
>chimichangas streak
>>24415886
>>24415897
https://desustorage.org/a/search/username/Sakura/tripcode/!Fish2Mlhz2/ even before he had the trip, he did this. for about six or seven years now.
>tfw robot killed off tfwnowanwangirl
>>24415950
good, fuck that cunt
>>24415950
I didn't kill her, I just made her my pet.
>>24415950
She left because she was bored and wasn't getting enough attention
I still talk to her now
>>24415982
>She left because she was bored and wasn't getting enough attention
lol stupid tripfags
Monkey chan poster is the best daily poster. Keep up the good work, OP
>>24414646
what exactly are you insecure about
the only part of you that looks filipino is your nose
t. flip man
