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>be 12
>been saving up my good boy points since birth
> have at least two thousand last time I counted
>thinking about what to spend it on
>lifetimeoftendies.gif
> Mommy comes up to room check on me
>asks why I have been by myself all day.
>tendies-or-GTFO.jpeg
>decide to tell her I've been thinking about what to spend my GBP on
>mommy says if you leave all your good boy points under your pillow overnight you will be visited by Spgotti man
> Autist Boner Activated
> So excited to see Spgotti man
> tell friends and teachers at school
> all laugh at me and tell me spgotti man doesn't exist
> -100 GBP for covering school bathroom walls in peepee and poopoo reading "Spgotti man exist"
> week goes by, earn back 100 GBP
>im ready for spgotti man
> first must prepare my body
> raid pantry, find all the spgotti goodies
> rub tity teeties with spgotti sauce
> shove spgotti sticks in eary weary
> shove fully cooked spgotti meal in anime undie wondies
>Spgotti-fied.png
>stuff all 2,000 GBP under pillow
> feely godie in my undie wondies while i dreamy
>2:00am
>wake up to smell of spgotti sauce
>spgotti is dripping down the corners of my walls
>he has arrived
>large hump of spgotti
>its spgotti man
>I cry with joy
>spgotti falls out undies from large autist boner
>spgotti man begins to fill every pore of my body with spgotti sauce
>achieve spgotti enlightment
>wake up next morning
>i know what i must do
>bring momies gunny wunny to school
>dont bother changing, sprint to school covered in spgotti only wearing undies and light up skechers with mommy gunny
>arrive at school
>shoot spgotti pellets out of gunny wonny at all non-believers of spgotti man
>find teachy weachy who did not believe in spgotti man
>remove non-spgotti face with gunny wonny and replace with access spgotti in undie wondie
>Spgotti man finds me in building
>thank him for everything he has taught me
>got to spgotti heaven with him