ITT: Robots post their handst. a grill with a hand fetish
pic related isn't even my hand
>>24410879
I once got a (fem?)anon to call my hands 'pianist' through clever choice of posing and lighting in a hands thread. My fingers and palms aren't even that slender.
Can't make a photo at the moment though.
>>24410879
>"I'm a girl btw"
fucking kill yourself
saged and I hope your shitty thread dies
>tfw ugly hands
I like these threads, they're the most human contact I get on the days when people make them
r8 this
I can get down with handposting
who here /spoopyhands/?
>>24410879
Got nothing better to do, so here's muh ugly hand
>>24410943
that's okay, if you can post later you should
>>24410997
how would you know? post anyway
>>24410999
your hands look huge anon! very nice.
>>24411012
8/10 would hold. are they cold or warm?
>>24411046
thanks for the pic. can you maybe flex your hand a bit towards the camera?
>>24411118
>are they cold or warm?
Pretty comfy
>>24410879
>tfw weird hand
>>24410879
>tfw pianist hands but can't play piano
>>24411105
Is that a girl? I can tell by the length of your ring and pointer finger. You look like you might have estrogen flowing through your body while you were developing as a fetus.
>say I need to take a new hand pic sometime
>never actually do it
Maybe one day.
>>24411175
>r9k
>female
nope im a male m8
Posting my right handI already know my hands are ugly and that I need to stop biting my nails.
>>24410879
I knew a girl with a hand fetish.
We don't talk anymore.
>>24411105
i love your hand. long fingers like this are the best
>>24411112
i love a good hairy armgrab my butt pls
>>24411165
fugg this is an ideal hand
i want to kiss it
>>24411181
8.5/10
you could take a new pic right now anon
>>24411205
your hands are nice but for some reason your fingers look short
>>24411205
nail biters unite
>>24411252
>tfw my hand got ignored.
What even makes a hand attractive or unattractive?
>tfw I'm a fingerlet
I should probably just kill myself honestly.
6'3", size 13 feet, how the fuck do I have these tiny little fingers.
>>24410879
Last time I posted in a rate thread was a face thread on /soc/. Never going there again. I feel a bit more comfortable posting only a pic of my hand.
>tfw Shaq hands
>>24411252
>your fingers look short
My fingers are kinda stubby but that angle probably makes it looks worse
roast me, fools
>t.
what does this mean?
>>24411252
>fugg this is an ideal hand
t-thanks
>tfw something I'm constantly made fun of for turns out to be someone's fetish
>>24411289
>>24411156
sorry anon i must have skipped over it!
this is an interesting pose. do you have a flat hand pic? your fingers look nice.
>>24411274
my hand would feel so little in yours
>>24411294
for me there is two types of ideal hands:
pianist
>long, slender fingers
>vascular/veiny
>smooth
>big palm
blue-collar hands
>shorter, thicker fingers
>rough
>vascular/veiny
>hairy/arm hair
>big palm
pic related is the latter.
rate my hand please :( 3
>>24411252
Yeah okay I guess. Are singular hands better or double hands?
How about mine? I actually think they are too feminine.
>>24411385lmao that autism watch
>Le not original comment.
>Le textless posts are not allowed.
I hope you faggots who voted for the robot to be initiated fucking die.
>>24411222
Did you meet her on r9k? There might be a very slight chance that I know you.
Rate please
>>24411533
dude you're hairy as fuck holy shit
/10
>>24411118
Like this? Handposting
>>24411416
would interlace fingers with/10
>>24411417
the more hands the better. Very cute hands btw, thanks for taking a new pic!
>>24411437
that's not a feminine hand, it's more of a pianist hand. i really like your hand.
>>24411463
lol
his hand though
>>24411490
o-oh my. i had lewd thoughts about this hand i probably shouldn't share.
>>24411533
are you covering up your benis in this shot? good hand either way. would hold hands and eat poptarts with
what is this thing in my hand guys
it appeared a few weeks ago
>ayy
[original comment]
>lmao
muh hands
I'm no hand expert I'll rate your hands
>>24411533
your legs are hairy.
>>24411533
Sort of look hard working but still weak, is what I get from looking at your hand.
>>24411490
Where are you fingers? do you have small fingers? your palm sort of looks fat.
unappealing hand out of 10
>>24411437
somewhat blurry, your hands look really soft. I do agree, they look very feminine
>>24411417
I think we have the same shirt. Decent hands if the bottom of your palm wasn't so oval and fat. Your fingers look really thin in comparison
>>24411385
you sort of look like a big guy. your giners are really short and your thumb sort of looks like a
flaccid penis
>>24411360
skelly fingers and short nails, aylmaohand out of ten
>>24411355
underage
Are these hands getting you horny OP?
>>24411700
>underage
What makes you think I'm underage?
all of u with long fingers should actually try out the piano
btw, my hand
>>24411700
>Sort of look hard working but still weak, is what I get from looking at your hand.
Considering I just started a job as a painter two months ago I'd say that's true. They've been getting stronger every day since I started.
>>24411700
>your palm sort of looks fat.
That's what eating a lot and lifting does to you, m8.
>>24411603
Oh that's an old picture. Here's a new picture.
>USB cable of webcam has layer of dust on it
I'm not sober and this was entirely too difficult to take.
>>24411700
If you got the HANES GREY TSHIRT PACK AT WALLY WORLD then yeah we have the same shirt, homie.
>>24411621
looks like a bruise
your fingers look very spaced out and not just because of the pose
>>24411655
ohboy
>>24411671
SUPER SKELLY
please eat more :(
>>24411724
m-maybe
i'm restraining myself from being too lewd
>>24411748
>dat middle finger curve
hng
>>24411813
this is a cute pic.i could imagine hugging you and feeling your arms around me
![20151121_005817[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B9yQFgA.jpg "20151121_005817[1].jpg")
I can play piano but I have no talent desu
>>24411949
you're welcome to feel the curve, anon.
>>24411602
miseed another hand shit
looks lovely thank you kind anon
btw hope everyone is okay with going into my hand folder
Wish i had bigger hands
>>24411949
WOW GOSH THAT'S something that will never be told to me irl.
Are there any other photos you would like? How can I make your Friday night better?
>>24412043
heheh ooh
>>24412046
jesus i love veins like this
>>24412077
you could hold your arms out spread like you were about to give a hug! i think that would be a nice photo.
>>24411949
>your fingers look very spaced out and not just because of the pose
t-thanks
What can I say, it's my hand
So many bald hands and receding hand lines in this thread...
>>24412254
Here's my palm desu
>>24412183
uh I'll try my best that's a lot to ask for in my current statewhat do I get in returnDO I GET ANYTHING
is my fingers gbf here?
>tfw male
>have hands smaller than most women
>non-white
literally no point OP
>>24412254
Stop chewing your nails you stumpy cunt. And put your laundry away. And throw out your trash.
>>24411949
>SUPER SKELLY
but i want mybf's large hands to be enclosed around mine
been told i should've played piano but never happened
I keep skipping people sorry i'm a bit drunk
>>24411338
this is a comfy thread anon, welcome. nice hand.
>>24411354
those are huge! how tall are you anon?
>>24411355
they look soft and comfy regardless
>>24411360
hnnng veiny hands yes
>>24411371
"signed"
>>24411375
i would never make fun of your handbut i do want to bite it
>>24412238
you could take one with your fingers together for me to judge better!
>>24412326
looks nice and soft, ib et it's warm too
>>24412351
you get saved to the hand folder that i use for my fantasies
what more could you want
also that pose wouldn't be very different from the one you just took but o-ok
>>24412361
cut nails pls
>>24412489
same desu
>>24412490
start playing pls
you have the fingers for it
very nice hand
>>24411748
>tfw would rather play viola
I need to practice viola more often.
>>24412432
>stumpy
m-muh angle
>>24412535
Commit suicide immediately you ugly bitch
>>24412535
that's a magical lil pose u got goin there senpai
and practiceRIGHT NOW. JUST DO IT FAGGOT
>>24412535
that's not a hug pose ;_;still qt tho
Can someone tell me what's wrong with my finger nails, they've had these white spots on them for pretty much all of my life.
>>24412590
One day.If my serotonin levels permanently dip down again
>>24412608
I'm not sober. It wouldn't be effective. I was practicing chord finger placement but I decided to jump ahead past strumming to bow and I'm just gonna start from there.
>>24412636
I don't have the space to do a pose like that honestly.
>tfw king-size bed takes up most muh room
I'm not a girl btw
handblox
who here /warm/?
>>24412787
>tfw no sasquatch bf
>>24412734
thats pretty qt
>>24412697
Sooner would be better. I'm going to remind you to kill yourself any time I see you post. Every. Fucking. Day. until you go through with it.
handmousepad and other things
>all these high digit ratios
LOW TEST BETA
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>>24412697
just spread your arms apart cmon
SOME ONE DO THIS PLEASE
I have some scars on my knuckles from back in the day.. are my hands noice?
I never realized how fucked my hands are
I'm even phoneposting
Fuck
ayy t b h
>>24412971
Yeah I don't think it's worth it you might get someone else who will be able to do it though good luck anon!
Piano man here
>>24413099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEprNGh3FRo
robots posting ITT would you be weirded out by my fetish irl?would you let me suck on your fingers and let me trace along the veins on the back of your hand?
and maybe lightly choke me? ;_;
>>24412734
cute and delicate
>>24412787
oh fugg
i want to take a nap in those bear arms
>>24412882
miring long fingers
>>24412976
mmmmmmhm
i want to hold it
>>24412988
just the nails are fucked. other than that nice pale hand
>>24413020
be my bf
>>24413099
YES I was waiting for a pianist pic
>>24413175
Hell, I'd choke you for free
>>24413175
>lightly choke me?
>lightly
>all these noodle fingered skinnyfag hands
None of you are true robots.
>>24413175
>would you let me suck on your fingers and let me trace along the veins on the back of your hand?
>and maybe lightly choke me? ;_;i want this too
>>24413099
is that a cheap synth or an actual hammer action piano
>>24413198
post hands then
>>24413216
i've never been choked i don't want to dieyet
>>24413234
hands are the best, you get it anon
>>24413175
Nah, it would be pretty qt to have someone like some part of my body that much.do you bite hard?
>>24413175
>>24413234
I really wish my mother who was a nurse hadn't gone out of her way to instill in me compassion and empathy for others. She basically signed the death warrant for my sex life because I cannot act or think aggressively or selfishly. Violence was bred out of me. I could never even imitate or playact violence towards someone else.
Jokes on me because every gay bottom and woman wants to be choked and raped.
>>24413175
>would you let me suck on your fingers
Yeah, sounds pretty sexy
>let me trace along the veins on the back of your hand?
Sounds adorable, senpai
>and maybe lightly choke me? ;_;
Not into this personally but I'll do it if choking is something that gets you off
rate my vitamins
>>24413376
t-thanksi would start by nibbling then probably bite harder later on. not too hard but enough to be painful.
>>24413390
you should be thankful for your mother raising you like that. i didn't say i want to be raped, just that hands turn me on and so it would be exciting to have them wrapped around my throat. not in a deadly way, just a slightly aggressive way.
>>24413326
>post hands then
Not gonna lie, they're quite plain.
>>24413530
i sure hope your doctor told you to take those vitamins, otherwise all you're doing is feeding the cancer cells inside your body
>>24410879
your name starts with a T
>>24413175
>>24412976
>tfw feeling warm and comfy from compliment
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>24413532
>you should be thankful for your mother raising you like that.
Why do women lie like this? Every possible sexual encounter I've had ran out of steam because I wouldn't aggressively take control of the situation and start committing borderline sexual assault.
I'm sick of all the Stacey's online and IRL who tell bald faced lies and grossly misrepresent their sexuality.
here's my hand friendo
>>24413526
I've never been choked but i might be interested in it, just wanted to gauge how weird that is for guys. thanks for saying those nice things
>>24413530
this is a good hand
nice and veiny
>>24413566
your palm looks nice and rough
>>24413582
nope
>>24413622
glad you're comfy anon, i am too
>>24413632
okay i'm perfectly fine with no choking, let's not jump to conclusions
>>24413669
shit son how do you feel about fingering? i love your hand
>used to have qt goth boyfriend who had crazy attractive piano hands and painted his nails
I had the dream...
>>24413778
>your palm looks nice and rough
so are you gonna such these digits and get choked or wt?
>>24413778
no hand, but check out these digits.
>>24413840
that sounds really amazing. do you have pics?
>>24413852
maybe if you cut your nails and you promise not to hurt me
idk about succ
>>24413983
>idk about succ
no fun allowed
>>24413669
>shit son how do you feel about fingering? i love your hand
never done it before but i'd prob be into it
>tfw I'll never be able to play the piano or guitar
this is a picture of my hand
Textless posts are not allowed.
Here's a hand
>>24413840
what particular things do you like about goth boys?potential gf is into goths and I sort of want to try being one, I already like the music
Webcam is shit and can't be bothered to take a proper photo with phone or something.
>>24414340
not who u replied to
but i like the androgynous look it gives them, it's just qt
btw i wouldn't recommend changing urself into something ur not just bc she likes it. if she really likes u she will like u for u and not just bc u suddenly became goth, anon
>>24413141
Thanks m8
>>24413175
Be my waifu pls
>>24413310
It's actually one of the first Yamaha piano keyboards, so it's not that cheap, but it's not action hammer
>>24414437
eh, I already wear a lot of dark stuff and it wouldn't be a huge step for me to grow my hair out a bit. I just want to be qt for her since she's pretty much my ideal qt
I wish some of you guys had left contact info.
Dat hand fetish.
Hngh.
My crush on a co worker is pretty much because of his hands and how they're a little hairy. Yum.
>>24414585
I'm >>24411165 and still around if you're interested at all
>>24410879
Hey Yvonne
>>24414585
where you at homes?
Rate mine pls
Lady manhands
>>24414648
Are you a chimp?
>>24414659
post more of that arm hair
Whenever people touch my hands they ask why they're so smooth, maybe I'll post them later
>>24414519
ah i see. then deff do it, have you had it that long before? if you can pull it off, go full goth bruh
longish hair is best
>>24414585
>>24412787 here
I will hold your hand so hard you won't be able to shitpost for a week.
>>24414364
qt
>>24414516
>Be my waifu pls
okay
>>24414644
not my name but keep guessing champ
>>24414648
your wrist is a lot smaller than your hand. i love the arm hair though.
>>24414791
not that girl but
>I will hold your hand so hard you won't be able to shitpost for a week.
i blushed desu
>>24412976
i have the exact same scar, same hand.
grills like my hands for some reason.
>>24410879
Rate my hand
>>24414684
no but I'm willing to try. I think I take pretty good care of my hair although it's rather curly, so I need to research a bit about keeping it under control
>mfw i imagine these types of fingers touching me in naughty places
sppoky skelly fingers on my labia WHEN
hairy skelly reporting in
>>24415031
never, you flaming faggot homo
why must you guys always be playing pretend?
I don't know why my hand looks so fat, I swear it's not.1 of 2
>>244151362L bottle for reference
>>24415031
did you pull out the fucking anatomy text book for that post
>>24415136
because you're a fatass senpai
The hand of a wageslave who just got home from working in a dirty warehouse about 1.5 hours ago.
Small hands
>tfw nailbiter
>>24415249
>first year physics homework
Come back when you're older.
this op is bait as fuck, but whatever I'm drun
>>24415249
You're jewish, aren't you.
Going through the catalog and a see picture of my hand
Look ma I finally made it
>>24415369
Nope, clusterfuck of Irish and Italian
>>24415404
Just say white please.
>>24415080
be my fucking bf NOW
>not a single black hand
Feels like having the power to soil a whole thread. But don't worry I ain't going to do it.
>>24416054
isnt this one >>24414246
>>24416102
Goddammit. />original it is
r8 me plizs
>>24416136
i knew u were wrong anyway bc i posted my hand >>24411748
so post urs anon, ur not soiling the thread
>>24416154
you're so fucked up
>>24410879
People say i could be a hand model but idk. Ignore the dirty parts, i paint and am too lazy to wash right until i shower.
>>24416429
Forgot image bloxx
>>24416444
Hands too fat to model.
>tfw small hands
>>24416560
i think they are lovely
>>24416478
Thats what i always felt
Although the angle doesnt help
>>24412046
Vein hands </333333333333
>>24414648
Hairy guys >>>>
>>24416560
Look like mine
>small hands and feet
>>24410879
this is a picture of my hand
this is a pictiure Kkkdkkd kd
>>24417325
wat happened to ur arm??
I've got fat, stubby peasant hands, but I'm too lazy to take a picture.
>>24417403
I was picking at ice at work and sliced my arm on the divider in the middle of the machine.
kinda like pic related
>>24415249
nice 2nd year mechanical engineering homework.
>>24417470
this pic has an aesthetic vibe
nice hands
>>24416429
>>24416444
>People say i could be a hand model
absolutely no way
>ask for female feet thread
>0 reply
>femanon asks for male hand thread
>176 replies
I swear you guys...
>>24417729
You're Asian.
>>24417729
great hand especially nails. i dont like the skin tone
Hello guys,
I was doing some real analysis problem sets and listening to dark timid classical music.
Anyone here likes emo, goth, dark, and vampiric shit? I think it's awesome. Brb grow hair long, nail polish, and other stuff.
Hope, you're all doing well.
>>24417914
>i dont like the skin tone
anon it's almost 2016!
Average hands here.
>>24418018
you got some sausage ass fingers boy
tfw ogre hands
>>24418197
yeah, but your nails are very clean and nice. these look like hands of a surgeon
This is weird, but I'm drunk and have nothing else better to do.
1/2
>>24418336
2/2 of hand
Is this the first shitskin hand ITT?phone is shit too
>>24418352
what the fuck is wrong with your nails
boredaf
