>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it
Should I just end it now? I haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fucking sucks.
AGAIN? FUCK DUDE HOW MANY CHILDS DOES SHE HAVE? CAN'T SHE MAKE MORE ANYWAYS?
top fucking kek. how old was it? how do you even do something like that? story please
I remember this thread.
>>24409566
Pls be legit
>be OP
>mindlessly go to sit
>helpless child in the way
>sit on it
>feel child on ass
>quickly get up
>"Oops, didn't see you there. Sorry, lad."
>too late
>child is kill
>>24409562
>My sister was coming back home and she brought her baby. She's married, and I don't even what to see what the reaction of her husband will be. It's a really serious guy, he's probably kill me if I don't first.
>My sister has not pressed charges.
>The kid is dead. 100% sure. Took it to the hospital.
>Since then, my sister has been talking to her husband. I really don't fucking know. She seemed to shocked or traumatized to do/say anything to me about it.
>>24409566
Same.
We've been here too long.
>>24409527
Dude why do you keep sitting on your sister's kids?
>>24409636
Since '07 dude....it's true, we're here forever.
Isn't this the second fucking time this has happened? God damnit anon.
>>24409690
Yeah, but this time it was twins.
>>24409556
>>24409566
this
don't think we have a life and don't know when you're reposting
>>24409527
Copy pasta.
I remember the original.
>>24409566
this was my immediate thought
how long ago was it?
>>24409527
how is there such a large collective of sorry sacks of shit on this board
i really dont understand
>>24409527
shit happens senpai
she can always shit out another one desu
>>24409736
>tfw the sat on a child shitpost was first made 25 years ago
That's hilarious even though fake.... muh sides.
>tfw you've been here for so long that you can tell copypasta from original threads at first glance
>little girl sits on your lap
>>24409812
Anon, you don't know me, but I'm with the FBI. We believe we have use for you unique talent.
>>24409876
Lol saving the thread 2bh
>>24409876
DOES HE KNOW HE'S A SHITPOSTER??
DOES HE KNOW!?
>>24409527
bury it quickly stupid faggot
>>24410002
He is totally legit.
In fact i was just hired by FBI to monitor cambodian image boards across the net.
We are all gonna make it
JHC dude, another one? How many kids does your sister have, and why are you killing all of your nephews and nieces?
>>24409527
That's what you get for a mis-timed Bowser Bomb.
Take it from the king, baby - you ain't cut out for show business.
>>24409527
>Should I just end it now?
Bring it to the vet.
>>24409673
>implying you arent a newfag
real oldfags left for the chon when r9k was axed
>>24410162
I went to the chon, stopped going to the chon after a while because it was slow as fuark, and came back here when I saw that /r9k/ was back
I remember RAWK-IT LAWN-CHAIR and that Miku Take It Easy song from back when, and more.
>>24409726
me three
>>24409566
Shit. we've all wasted our lives here
>>24409636
>We've been here too long.
this thread is like a year old, tops
>>24410818
Puddi puddi?
Imagine the clusterfuck if hiro tried that with the userbase now.
OMG i remember this thread too xD Such a le oldfag.
>>24409527
>yfw it's the same OP from last time
>sister finally had another baby
>he sat on it again
>>24411473
Seems like a little over a year.
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12819469/#12819469
>>24411573
Just enough time for his sister to have had another baby
>>24411520
xDDDDDDDD
yeAHH
>>24411573
Hey I posted in that thread. Nigga we made it!! Shout out to all the homies
