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If fat people can be loved why can't you robots?
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>>24409194
Love for fat girls exist. Not so much for guys
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>>24409194
>mfw male, fat and a robot
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>>24409209
Fat gay guys are uber popular right now for some reason.
I know 2 gays alone that want chunky baes.
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Because then we wouldn't be robots. That's like asking why plants can't be made of human flesh.
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>>24409491
Well, i need to be gay then. I dont like men at all, but if it means getting muh dick in something, then i guess i better get over women
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>>24409209
What about this?

Not original kek
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>>24409194
There is zero love for straight fat men.
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>>24409194
>one of the most controllable factors in somebody's ugliness is their weight
>can't even bother to fix that
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>>24409575
lol triggered. My name is Tyler and everything, except i look a little better imo. Nah, i dont think exactly like that, i know there are women who would be fine with me, but in my area they are kinda sparse. Not even that fat, maybe thats the problem. I'm in that weird in-between of skinny and fat
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>>24409209
>Love for fat girls exist
Not even. Honestly fat girls are on the same tier as fat men. Both are unattractive at a certain level of fatness, both only appeal to certain fetishists, and both only get married when someone has to settle at 40.
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>>24409575
>Take out the gauges
>Get a more normie/trendy haircut
>trim the beard to a reasonable length
>Replace all depressing hoodies with plaid shirts and khakis

Seth Rogen mode activated.
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>>24409194
>have smoking hot sex
Lets get this straight: fat men can have smoking hot sex, but people can't have smoking hot sex with fat men. It's all about perspective.
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>>24409758
Why do i see all these guys near me date what looks like honey boo-boo's mom? In certain areas really fat girls can get solid 6 or 7/10 guys
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>>24409862
Desparation. That and fat women can suck a mean dick. You only get skills like that from being a back-to-back County Hot Dog Eat-Off Champion
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>>24409439
>tfw fat, male, robot
>shut in, loner, anti social
>massive stoner
>hate niggers

Not THAT bad
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>>24409934
Kek could be anon. Its just that good looking guys in their 20's are all rocking these blubbery babes, and i'm sitting here befuddled. My area must not have girls who arent supreme eating champions
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>>24409611
I see quite a few fat man children-like guys with 8/10 chicks by their side.
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>>24409611
But they're cuddly!
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>see fat guy with hot girl
>see fat girl with handsome man
I always wonder how those couples found each other everytime I see them
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>>24410419
I'm skinny and I find this offensive
fucking double standrds
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>>24409194

Anybody with an ego can be loved.

Fat people are literally the most egotistical hedonistic people in the world. Obvioiusly they'll attract love.
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>>24411980
Same. I hate when girls post on yikyak saying "nobody wants to sleep with bones!" It makes me self-conscious about my body.
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>Fat
>Patchy, shitty beard
>Intimacy issues due to shit adolescence
>Ugly
Kill me now.
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>implying women give fat dudes a chance outside of sitcoms
>tfw trying to force myself bi to get some action

so alone,so unwanted. life on dante must die mode tbqhwy
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>>24412376
and i'd STILL suck your dick
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>>24409575

>guy makes a tumblr, gets trendy gages and a trendy beard, and fishes for compliments

is self-respect worth female attention? Tyler seems to think yes
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>>24412667
I'm not gay family.
Kinda wish I was though, I can't even stand being around women.
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>tfw fat and no one to lean on me to say I'm a great pillow
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>took too long to get into the dating scene
>all that's left for me now are scraps, crazies and fatties
FUG
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>>24409209
Great meme.
I'm too fat for most if not all men are repulsed by how fat I am.
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>>24412782
1200 calories a day will cure your problem, stacy
meanwhile there is no cure for being a socially anxious walking pussy repellent
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its really a social thing. i know fat fucks that have wives/gfs. you just have to try and not have ridiculous standards.
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>>24412744
>tfw no qt small gf to be your opposite like in my japanese animes
>you will never go on a diet and have her try to feed you fattening stuff anyway
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>>24412775

Don't worry, there will always be a fresh supply of bitter divorcees.
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