Ready for that date, anon?
a-am I expected to do all the wiping?
>>24409036
That's right Lennie, just keep talking about the rabbits.
>>24409036
>Human fleshlight
"Sorry I don't date roasties"
>tfw her standards are still too high
>>24409321
>"Please be gentle and considerate"
>>24409036
>Literally the easiest rape ever
>progeria face
God balances everything it seems
>>24409036
Sorry Anonette, I found someone already. Someone who completes me. I'm sure you'll find someone, you're a nice girl.
>>24409036
>end up like this
>can't kill self because no limbs
Living like this must be truly suffering
>>24409357
that's girl's pretty qt.
>>24409357
Robot wars?
>>24409417
Dont make me assume my ultimate form
>>24409417
that dude is actually a successful motivational speaker
>mfw a guy without limbs has a wife
>>24409428
Just go to a cliff.
>>24409428
You could roll off a tall building or a cliff
>>24409586
It would be hard getting to a cliff or a bridge or something without help, and who's gonna help you kill yourself?
>>24409428
Maybe she enjoys her existence a lot more than you do with yours.
>>24409633
I doubt it. She could also overdose.
>>24409684
Maybe I'm just being an edgy fedoralord, but I can't see how anyone with no limbs could enjoy living
You're in a wheelchair lol
>push her over
>run
>>24409357
What do you even do as an opponent of someone so terribly crippled? I'd remain out of reach unto there's on opening on her head which doesn't mean much because even a short guy has a height advantage.
>>24409036
She's not bad looking. I seriously would.
