So... what's your excuse?
>>24408655
i have limbs.
>>24408655
Have you ever heard that guy talk? He really makes up for the lack of limbs with his charisma.
>>24408655
I hate women and I hate children even more.
>ywn be matt criplecock
>>24408655
Doge ate my excuse. And his arms. And his legs.
Dat doge.
>>24408664
this
us with limbs get no sympathy
>>24408655
How the fuck did that lump get on the beach? She couldn't have lugged him there, being prego and all....
I didn't get to ride through life on free sympathy from everyone I ever met and pretend like I accomplished something simply by existing.
This guy has LITERALLY done nothing but exist and he gives motivational speeches about not giving up as if not killing himself is an accomplishment worthy of praise.
>>24408655
The only thing he's got going for him is that he is a good public speaker. Other than that, his genes are shit and he's completely a slave to his wife.
>asian so desperate for white cock she goes for someone limbless
Man, whatever.
I don't get free sympathy for having my limbs cuc ked
also I'm not some faggot ass public speaker
>>24408655
look at the bottom right, he's packing heat
>>24408655
>le no limbs meme man
THEY'RE JUST INVISIBLE EVEYRBODY GO HOME
>>24408655
Not white
>>24408664
This.
I have all my limbs. There's nothing adorable or charitable about dating a man with all his limbs.
>>24410047
You are just baiting right
>>24408655
>son has arms and legs
How?
>>24410283
>im 12 and how is babby formed
>how gril get pregnint
>>24410350
surely, you aren't being serious right now, right?
>>24410283
are you retarded? do they not teach basic biology in america or something?
>>24410547
>>24410350
lads...
you are being tricked... is this not clear?
>>24410590
pure win posting man!
>>24410590
>implying you arent being counter maymay'd
>>24408655
Serious question how does he wipes his ass
>>24408655
Isn't it obvious? He's trapped with that crazy ass gook that needed the white sperm because she was a slut all through college and couldn't become doctoru. Since he can't run away she was able to constantly be by his side and nag him and beg him until he finally decided to sleep with her. After that she basically strapped him to the bed with a belt and used her pussy to suck his sweet right out of him. Now that she's pregnant, and let's face it he's got nothing better going for him being all limbless, he decides to just go ahead and marry her and raise his child.
In a way /r9k/ we should be glad we have limbs so we could run away and survive this yellow menace.
>>24408655
That is one dedicated cosplay
>>24408655
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias
this goes for all parents tier "why can't you" threads
>>24410956
I miss that show.
>>24408664
this fucking cis vegetable enablers need to gtfo
Don't have a normie personality
>>24408655
I have severe cognitive issues to the point where I can't even make a friend, no matter how hard I try.
>>24410283
absolute kek
>>24409522
So much this. I'm so tired about hearing how the quadrapalegic is so strong because they lost the use of their limbs. What have they done other than not kill thenselves?
>>24411302
He literally can't kill himself even if he wanted to
>>24408655
I'm not white, so I don't get an automatic Asian wife/gf.
>>24411356
I'm white, where's my guaranteed asian gf?
>>24408655
Arnold Schwarzenegger became a famous actor despite having a terrible austrian accent and being shit at acting, then became governator because obviously being a bodybuilder is the ideal career path to rule over California.
So... what's your excuse?
>>24411343
he could waddle himself into a pool
this guy's entire career is he basically goes around asking people the OP question and he projects an image of being happy but I reckon he's probably miserable
>>24411395
Just make an ad.
I live in a shit hole, literally every women in my town is married.
