Tell me anon
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Tell me anon
>>24408245
>Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
>"Sorry anon, I'm already dating Chad, but don't worry, a nice guy like you will find a great girl in no time".
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>I haven't asked you out yet
>>24408245
"I already have a pet."
>>24408245
Well since you asked m8, I like being alone, it's comfy
>>24408245
>Don't know how to flirt
>Too afraid to make a move
>It's a numbers game
>>24408300
Betaaa faggoott
>>24408300
"I wish there were more guys like you. I keep ending up with the jerks!"
I have transcended the small minded beings I affectionately call whores.
>>24408317
And this is exactly how you get her to be your girlfriend
Its a shame most robots cant come up with flirty funnies
I'm fat, people usually say I'm wasting my looks with being fat.
>>24408378
"Oh, anon, you're so freakin' cute...you remind me a lot of my brother."
>>24408245
>You're a wonderful guy
bitch, we both know that's a lie
Because I have autism, stutter, no self-esteem, failed at life, self-hate, etc.
>>24408245
It's because I'm not a wonderful guy.
I am a genuinely terrible human being and it's all my fault.
I could have prevented this.
I didn't, and now I'm suffering the repercussions for my actions.
I'm not a wonderful guy, I'm repulsive inside and out
>>24408245
Gotta be the patriarch for my dumb family. My mom gave me the house and land in trade for my time here, to pretty much raise her kids. I also feel like my mother is using me like the father she never had. So i guess there'll be no gf for me
I'm not a guy
>>24408300
>women are supposed to date unattractive men solely because they are unattractive
Robot logic.
Because I'm too busy writing my suicide note to waste time on women.
>>24408427
No, you get her to be your boyfriend by raping her so she backwards rationalizes that she likes you. Being flirty and funny will land you advice on how to pick up women and an attempted hook-up with her ugly friend.
I have supplanted human intimacy with spiritual pursuits
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SENPAI
>>24408654
Do you stutter in every day life or just because of nervous?
>>24408676
This tbhfwy senpai
>>24408733
Or they're supposed to date wonderful guys because they're wonderful
>>24408245
...because I have fucking autism hardcore. FUCK SHIT FUCK I HATE MY LIFE, going back to studying stats on wiki.
>overhear female roommate talking to her friend about how she "just needs to find a nice, intelligent guy"
>a few days of clubbing later, overhear her telling her friend about this hilarious guy who told her "Are you a photographer? Because I can picture you and me together."
>a few days after that, she turns up at the apartment with a French-Canadian guy in a backwards baseball cap and they spend hours listening to a youtube playlist of top-40 songs from 2008 (Mykonos, etc.) and giggling outside my room
In my case, it's more like
>you're fat, ugly, and have a shit personality
>how the fuck did you get a girlfriend?
>>24408733
the primary difference between robots and tumblor chicks is that society tolerates tambr chicks because society grants mental illness privileges to females.
>>24408816
every day life. even with people I've known for a long time.
>>24408245
>you're a wonderful guy
>>24408245
What a fucking whore, she has to be taunting me. We both know i'm a piece of shit.
>>24408245
Just broke up. I've had women seem interested, but I've been too fucked up to put myself out there.
>>24408245
"Is this a prank? I swear to fucking god if it's one of those fucking youtube videos"
>>24408245
I'm intolerable to human intimacy
>>24408245
>comes back from giving 4 Chads blowjobs on the dance floor in a nightclub in front of hundreds of people
>"Oh anon, why are guys so rude? Where have all the good men gone?"
Most women lack the confidence I desire in a partner and are generally submissive. I don't possess the mentality to take up the role of provider. So I lean heavily towards men romantically speaking.
Also I'm a friendless shutin so none of that really matters I couldn't get a boyfriend or a girlfriend if my life depended on it.
Im scared, inept, and stagnate
>>24408245
Because I haven't met a wonderful girl.
>>24408245
because the only good thing about cunts is that they all die
>>24410041
That's a great pic, anon.
I'm too enlightened for that shit.
I live a red-pilled transcendental life, which makes me too much of a robot to function in society.
Feels bad man.
>>24408245
Because females aren't people
the thought of talking to an attractive girl I like and succeeding scares me to the point that I'd never try and the fact that after I have to keep up the act for an indeterminate amount of time leads to lots of stress keeps me from seeking it out but on the other hand it'd help with the day to day crushing loneliness and desperate socialization I desire. I've also had a lot of really shit relationships with women and my overall outlook on them as anything but co-workers or acquaintances isn't very healthy. I'm very much better off alone.
I have come to terms that I will live and die alone and thus, do not see the need to have a girlfriend if in the end, it will not matter.
>>24408245
Because Stacey, I've never met a woman that wasn't a bitch.
I don't like drama.
No money. No car. No Job. Why waste my time chasing something the jew programmed me to like?
i don't want a roastie desu
only roasties want to be my gf
>>24410791
>the joos
Nigger it is literally biological imperative.
>>24408245
I got asked this once by a girl in middle school. Back then I was the most oblivious guy on the face of the earth. These days I'm no longer as oblivious, but I feel uncomfortable with the idea of being in an intimate relationship with someone.
At work I have had several people who just assumed I had a girlfriend because they perceived me as being mature and charismatic for some reason. I had a girl literally say "I like guys who are more grown up and mature, like you anon." I wonder what she would've said if she knew I was a KV.
Pity I look like absolute shit and have a bunch of issues, mental and physical, or I would probably be fairly attractive.
>>24411080
Gods, I still can't get used to the formatting in the message boxes on this site.
I get very nervous talking to girls my age. My mom's friends I can handle, but when I try to talk to a girl my age my whole body starts to tingle and the adrenaline kicks in. I'm pretty sure at that point I have made myself into a fool.
i'm ugly amd I never tried because of being ygly anyways
I never meet any girls. All of my friends are nerdy guys, all of their friends are nerdy guys....When I go to bars I'm a fish out of water. My phone is due for an upgrade and in the two years I had this phone literally the only girl who texted me during that time was one of my college friends who is married now. I want to go out more to meet girls but my friends just want to chill and smoke pot. No girls at work. My main hobby besides programming is running, which is mainly a loner thing. I went to a few group runs in my city but it's mostly people older than me (not attracted to thin girls anyway....). I'm actually pretty reasonable socially, but I have no idea what to do sexually or romantically.
Because the thought of sharing my life with an inferior being upsets me to no end.
I want nothing to do with someone who doesn't share the same interests and world view as me which it turns out most women do not find video games and sugar pack collecting as appealing as I do, they may pretend like they do and they may insist they are "gamers" but do not put forth the 6-8 hour a day regime of research, practice and play to match my skills and passion, thus I only lust for women as my primal instincts are still quite virile, but alas a quick masturbation session will soon sate my thirst for the touch of the kinder gender.
My kitty loves me though.
I dont leave the house often, and im a drunk.
>>24408245
Well for one...I'm not a wonderful guy. I'm full of issues
I did. for 3 years. she dumped me. been depressed and lonely as fuk
pic related. its me
>>24408245
I'm 18 and I don't have a license and I'm not in walking distance of anything at all what so ever. I've had a girlfriend before but it was long distance so.
>>24408245
Because I'm not a wonderful guy
>>24408774
you know remember waka flocka made some ok jams
>>24408317
this to be completely, totally and absolutely frank, honest and sincere
>>24411819
>fishing for compliments
I hope your social ineptitude keeps you forevealone
>>24411936
>implying good looks mean anything
it's all personality. good looking people can be robots too.
>>24408245
because i'm going to kill myselfthey would probably laugh at me and humiliate me anyways by doing things beyond my control
this world sucks
>>24408245
Honestly how the fuck do you answer this question without saying.
>We just broke up.
>I don't want a relationship.
It seems like a trick question that women use so you "open up", in other words tell them your flaws. So they can judge you, and write you off.
>>24411972
Except you aren't good looking either
>>24412108
>implying that is me
u sound so butthurt lmao talking shit over an anonymous message board. post ur face too. lets rate u senpai
"I'm busy with work"
It's my go-to.
Not assertive or courageous enough. I'm too scared of fucking up
>>24408317
>Oh really?
>Yah *awkward silence*
...
>Well are you going to ask me or what?
>S-So you like um wanna go out with me
>Haha silly anon you're a pathetic friendless virgin you should just kill yourself
>O-Oh sorry
JUST
Do normies even ask each other out? I don't know why but something deep inside of me says that isn't the case, and that any relationship discussion happens after they've already started to wonder whether or not they should be exclusive to each other on their own volition.
>>24408245
Jus cause.
>>24412814
they don't ask as a formal thing usually, they just invite to activities they were going to do anyway, they don't obsess over things so they can do things more casually.
How does one stop themselves from over thinking things and move on to making the right move? There's a girl that I have in mind that finds me attractive enough to make out with when she's drunk, but the catch is I have to be seconds away from blacking out before I start to get things going. Because of this I have no idea what I'm doing right other than going in for the kiss. I need to access whatever skills my drunk self has access to when I'm sober. Where do I start?
>>24408245
Mostly because I'm not wonderful.
I'm irritable, generally hard to get along with and I know very little about anything unless it's video games or sports.
But I do have one.
Well hello to you too, Hellen Keller.
>>24410286
>and succeeding
Some would call this paranoia, and call you a narcissist.
All that other shit.
I can't say I get you, but I can attempt to empathize and offer a comparable argument...
Maybe you think yeah, don't talk to them. What if I say the right things? What if I get in good and have to keep up something I can't manage.
What if something about me that comes natural is seen as charisma and attracts attention that i'll regret getting?
I think of this shit daily and doing so has caused me to sterilize the entirety of what was left of my personality in fear of leading someone on. Because in my mind, a fucked up one I might add, I have a tendency to mimic people, subtly but effectively.
Mannerisms, speech cadence and inflection, vocabulary, you name it. Like Ted fucking Bundy sometimes if I choose to speak.
And I don't much. So it gives the illusion that I am very like this conversant, and they hadn't noticed until now. This realization can be comforting to some, like they just found something they didn't know they were looking for.
Now to this very lengthy theorem's result, I talk to women very rarely. Not out of spite, or anger, or fear really.
But guilt.
Guilt enough that I mute just about all of my interactions with people to the most basic possible, mechanical almost.
Robotic.
Who knows. Maybe it's all in my head. And i'm incel convinced i'm volcel. And this is a means of cognitive dissonance, denial.
>>24408245
>tall and gorgeous
>kissless virgin
I don't even fucking care. I have my internet friends.
I do have a gf, you dumb faggot. Who the fuck are you?
I'm just too weird to date.
I'm OK with being alone.
>>24408987
Protip: neither are tolerated as much as they don't fucking register on any normies radar.
I'm actually a pretty shitty person tbch
>>24408245
Cuz gay.
>>24408245
Because anon is not a wonderful guy. Anon is a 29 year old khv neet with an obsessive personality and no hopes for the future.
Also receeding hairline and recessed chin.
>>24408245
never bothered trying to desu tbqh senpai
>>24408245
I'm not interested in dating. That's for whipped white knights. I just wanna hit it and quit it, but I'm not chad enough for that
>>24412477
>"So are you going to ask me, or what?"
>Nah.
I'm not a great,wonderful, good, anything positive guy.
>>24408245
Because I never tried to get one and I don't want to get one.
I find most women annoying. The few that I like are in relationships or are unattainable for other reasons (gay). I can't accept what most guys are willing to accept just because a girl is cute. This guy came into our store and his gf was a total cunt. And that's what he has to put up with. If more girls were sweet, nice, and understanding, I'd try for them. But girls today aren't. Even the uglier ones.
>>24413786
>I'm not a great,wonderful, good, anything positive guy.
it wouldn't help much if you were those things, and you weren't confident.
in my experience, without confidence, the only women who are attracted to you are the ones who are seriously fucked in the head (e.g. the ones who would try to kill themselves if you wanted to break up), those are the ones who want a guy who's stable and kind. those are the only ones willing to tolerate a guy without confidence.
>>24413859
>I can't accept what most guys are willing to accept just because a girl is cut
I know this feel, bro. People say to lower your standards but I literally would rather be single than date some of the selfish, shrieking psychos I've seen some of my friends date. Whatever part of the brain that enables that kind of tolerance, I simply don't have. There is no amount of loneliness that would enable me to be able to stand that kind of person or those kinds of outbursts. People like that really bother me.
Maybe I'm just gay though, I don't know.
>>24408245
A wise man once said "girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
My only redeeming quality is that people perceive me as 'nice'.
Chode formation runs heavy on these groin
>>24408245
I'm sick of hearing that. Real sick of hearing anything like it.
