Write your suicide note. Have other anons rate it.
dear feminists and sjws
i hate all of you. you've made my life a living hell. i can't even enjoy video games any more.
dear females: the only thing that brings me joy in life is seeing you in agony, and i know that means it's time to go
fuck you all,
anon
Sorry, mom
>>24407983
Sorry i made a mess with this. There's money covering that and any future expenses regarding funerals, caskets, etc. as well as a little extra for your trouble, in a box under my bed.
>>24408037
edgy af. I love it though.
I fucking told you all it was the jews, and well, ta da.
No but if you are reading this just know i do not care if you are sad or happy about this, but it is not your fault.
:^
Dear every girl who has ever shown interest in me
if this was love, I'm good
Unsubscribe
>>24408037
>i can't even enjoy video games any more.
>people complaining on tumblr angers me so much I get triggered when I play vidya
lel youre just like them
>>24407983
I'm gone.
Oh come on, don't try telling me you didn't expect it.
With love: Anon
>>24407983
Some anon told me to kill myself. So I did.
It was the Jews all along.
>>24407983
You didn't care enough to know before, you don't deserve to know now.
>>24407983
Dear mum. I love you
Dear dad. i love you
Anon 1 and Anon 2 (bros) i will miss you
I couldn't do it. Bury me at sea please.
"Wie ein Hund!"
There was no stopping it, this wasn't a heat of the moment thing, I've put a lot of thought into it and I decided to do it from a completely neutral stance. You've done nothing wrong at all, you were the best parents I could have.
Sorry for the mess.blox
Justin Bieber sends his regards.
"Please stay alive."
>>24407983
Mike was here.
We all knew this was going to happen.
No funeral
Life is too boring now. I want you to know I love you all, and mom? You were the best, you tried everything. You all did, and this was never a result of anything you have all done, just my own decision.
<gf>, I want you to know I always loved you more. You'll find someone 500x better than me I'm sure, and I hope you can become happier than we ever were.
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
t. Anon :DDDDDD
>>24408037
ow the edgy autism 9/11
>>24408044
short and clear 9/10
>>24408075
loose ends tied 10/10
>>24408187
another shoah 6/10
>>24408239
ramblings of madman coudnt figure out what you meant 3/10
>>24408265
roseluck tier 1/10
>>24408313
average 7/10
>>24408315
who is anon 4/10
>>24408365
salt master 10/10
>>24408367
at least they wont feel guilty 8/10
>>24408405
heil hitler 4/20
>>24408410
breddy gud 10/10
>>24409118
suicide by shotgun 8/10
>>24409390
sweet 8/10
>>24409441
was. 5/10
>>24409452
I came here to write is.
>>24407983
Hey mom, cleaning my gun.
Love you, ill talk to you again next week or so
>>24407983
Guess if I can't be successful in life, I might find success in death.
I'm going to be an hero.
Goodbye.
>>24407983
Dear everyone,
I'm sorry it came to this, but I finally broke. Please know that it was an extremely personal decision, and that there was nothing any of you could've done to prevent it. I was very careful about how I presented myself, so whether or not you were one of the few people who knew I was suicidal, I doubt you would've known just how bad it's been recently. Before you make assumptions, the reason i did this wasn't because of grades or me feeling like a failure. Those were only ever peripheral issues to the core problem. This felt like the inevitable outcome of my life for years, as I've never been satisfied with existence and have always seen it as pointless. Eventually, living for others just wasn't a good enough reason to keep going. I knew I would kill myself once life became too much of a bother, and this was that point. Maybe this was just the ultimate expression of my laziness. I don't know. I'm sorry I don't have a better explanation, but I didn't want to get into "manifesto" territory and I'm not a big enough weeb to just go "the yams were delicious." Anyway, I'll stop rambling. Please forget about me.
Love,
Anon.
Before you start telling yourself that it isnt your fault, its your fault.
It's a painful dream, wake up
>>24407983
>if you're reading this then you do exist and I was wrong. Inside is a memory key containing my sentience, please upload it
and then there no key
Shit sucks.
I'm out.
Peace.
I was a mistake, I couldn't live with myself anymore. I've made so many mistakes that they piled up like a mountain, a mountain which I could never surpass. I always made stupid decisions in my life, and those decisions made it so that I become this stupid, jobless NEET with no friends. I'm sorry mother, for being this useless son, you're always trying so hard to cheer me on and help me in life but it sadly never worked out. I'm sorry father, I really wish we could have had a better relationship, but something was always wrong between us. I'm sorry sister, hell you probably don't even care if I am, you must be hating my guts right now, for leaving everybody like this, I wish you, your husband, and your hild a happy life.
Goodbye.
>plebs ITT who wouldn't leave a lengthy manifesto
>>24410026
It implies that you cared.
>>24409975
>I've made so many mistakes that they piled up like a mountain, a mountain which I could never surpass.
>tfw tbqh senpai
don't give up yet. your family loves you. try to be happy or at least comfortably numb for them.
>>24409855
>and then there no key
>not heavily encripting 10tb of whatever degenerate porn you enjoy and shoving it in a suitable memory device
>>24410120
but anon what if you don't have any degenerate porn you enjoy
>>24410166
you're either underage or not robot.
I can't go on like this. My brain isn't normal. I can't help it. It's just too much to deal with so this is the only way I can finally find peace. Sorry to whoever cares.
>>24410166
then copy several of your favorite meme picture(s) .
alternatively go to DA and download all the nasty shit you see.
/lit/ here. You really should end yourselves over how shitty these are.
>>24410273
>/lit/ here
this really annoys me for some reason
>>24410112
Thanks, I will try most definitely, this was just a practice for the chance if I take the "easy way out".
There's a very special beauty to our world, and maybe I'll miss that, but I sure won't miss the utter worthlessness of the modern human life. Fuck the overabundance; there's so many of us, and we still don't stand together on top of each other's heads to make a tower to Mars.
wtf world?
>>24410273
>/lit/
>>>/mlp/
>I've seen enough of this world now. Goodbye.
I'd make it longer if it's wasn't a spur of the moment suicide.
>>24407983
Dear computer,
I am so sorry to have to tell you this, but I will no longer be able to turn you on and interact with you from here on out. My uselessness in the society of my "fellow" humans has caught up with me as my parents have died and my siblings will not put up with my shit. Please do not take offense to this. If I had no need of money or food, I would probably spend all my time in front of you, and maybe look into man-machine merger. But alas, I was born too soon for such a privilege. It's been real
signed,
anon
"I'm doing this because Nancy Grace is a fat, loud-mouth bitch"
>>24410273
Did you expect some sort of avantgarde type bullshit on here?
If it was anything of the sort than you should end yourself, my Anon.
i'm tired. this is for the best.
>>24410273
Most people should be able to write something beautiful for a fuck-it-letter, but
this is r9k why the fuck should I bother writing that here.
>>24410358
>not writing it in machine code
>>24410199
do you really define being a robot based on how much you enjoy depraved shit? enjoying depraved shit is normalfag as fuck in the internet age.
i am a male nigger. i am a retarded rape nigger.
>>24410305
bookfags are the biggest faggots of all mediums of entertainment.
"hurr look at me i can read! * tips smoking pipe* "
combine that with 4chan's natural superiority complex and you have a board with more elitist faggotry than /a/ /v/ and /mu/ combine
>>24410466
yeah but robots don't have lives. how long can a robot fap to porn without something that can be considered depraved?
maybe it's anon's definition of depraved. I'm thinking of it as "weird for your family to see" which could include a lot of things.
>>24410466
>normies
>enjoying depraved shit.
lel i bet you think kekold and rimjobs are depraved.
the average robot has at least 1 fetish that not only would completely ruin his life if found out, but also would require a search through a list of paraphillias before normies figured it out.
"I'll be back."
-Arnold Schwarzenager, Terminator 2: Day of Reckoning
>>24410617
>lel i bet you think kekold and rimjobs are depraved.
Anon, those things are depraved even if you're into even more depraved shit. Those things don't stop being become depraved when you go further into the rabbit hole.
All things but pure loving 1 on 1 sex which ends with potential impregnation falls under depravity.
Dear world, here's a rhyme for you
I knew a little movement
Her name was Feminism
She started small, until appeared
A nasty little Schism
Like warring trolls, her warriors
Took countless human lives
They doomed us to decay and rot
Despite for all we strived
They took in one hand the media
And morphed it to their whim
They took in the other ol' uncle sam
And took a shit on him
I'm just another statistic
Just like said their idol, Marx
I won't stand in a world where Anita and Zoe
Are the new age Louis and Clark
I'm out
Peace
>>24410866
0/10 awful, too narrow a focus on petty bullshit
>>24410711
But thats not true you fucking moron. You have to be married first.
Definitions aside, I think you get the point anon was making.
"gg faggots no re"
don't blame yourselves
"Fuck off, Im sick of your shit"
I give up because I was too tired of it all. Now I will rest.
It was self-defense.
Survival of the fittest. Nothing to see here.
I want to thank my parents for educating and investing in me, but the reason I did this is above anybody's control, just embrace my death as a new start, as I hug the uncertainty of afterlife as a comfort
Don't think they're getting one.
No one cares what I have to say now.
But jk I'd never kill myself.
entity pro life bzzzzt haha got you good
ALLAH ACKBAR
PS THIS MESSAGE BLOWS
No funeral please, I'm in a better place.
>>24407983
just burn me and throw me in lake michigan
i'm not mad at anyone in particular
i just don't think i'm meant for this world
anne i cared a lot about you, please remember that i lived.
anne you can have my money. have fun with it. i want you to be happy.
i don't care what you do with my other shit.
it's been real, kiddos
see you on the flip-side of this shit-verse
>>24412845
midnight odyssey nice
>>24412845
Michigan bro? What's up?
If you're from Wisconsin or Illinois then idgaf.
>>24412934
grand rapids
Sorry.
This isn't your fault, it's mine.
I had all the right opportunities and made all the wrong decisions
This was coming for a long time
I just wish I could've talked to anybody
I wish I wasn't such a fuckup
I really, really do
I wish somebody would've fixed me
I wish anybody would've taken the time and made the mistake to care about me
I care about everybody so, so much
and they don't even know I exist
and when I go they're going to act surprised
but they won't be
and they're going to act like they cared
but they didn't
I hate myself so fucking much
everything is
all my fault
I'm so, so sorry
Dear "parents",
Everything that I was, was because of you. You are the reason for which I grew up into failure of a person. Every single day in my late teen years until today, I had wished you never met each other and conceived me. I always wished I hadn't been born. I fucking hate every single person in my family, just to be clear. I don't want a funeral so they show up and act like they ever cared about me in life when all they ever felt was disgust and disappointment. I finally gained the courage to end my daily misery so don't be upset, it's for the best. At least now I won't be a burden and you won't have to look at me with disappointment and quite possibly, regret. I'm sorry I was never able to meet your expectations of a perfect child. Goodbye, I hope to never see you again to deal with your judgement over this choice I have made.
>>24412997
I could have written this...
The world is a thing of absurdity. It has become a movie which I have no choice but to watch. I desire to change the channel, to turn the film off, but I am incapable.
We live as singular beings. Our thoughts are our own, our voices our own, our actions our own. What has it become when these things are no longer true? My voice is distant, as if it belonged to another. As it is used I can not hear it within me , it belongs to some far away source.My actions I fear are no longer accounted for. Are they still mine if I remember something completely different? Are they still mine if I no longer feel them? It is as strings upon an unhappy marionette.
I have died and become something less. I suspect this shall not be the last time this occurs, unless I do something to stop it. Will I slowly become nothing? Could I fade away into oblivion without ever approaching the physical oblivion I've come to long for? I fear it is so.
A million people all within miles of me all feel, but not what I do. They live a life I can no longer understand. I do not view them with empathy anymore. I view them with jealousy.
A corpse looks just as a man asleep. What difference is there? it appears as if they may startle awake at any moment, to rejoin their peers.
I beg you, walk quietly at my funeral.
You wouldn't want to wake me.
-David V.
Sorry if the pulley system didn't work as intended. Don't open the bag, there's a real mess in there. Don't worry, I don't have anybody left to contact about this.
>>24412997
>I wish somebody would've fixed me
this is YOUR fault. fix yourself. get your head out of your ass and save yourself.
>>24410026
>implying anyone would read my note anyways
Stop being a nosy cunt,
Tom Brady is the GOAT
Anon
rip lol
>>24413196
Funny thing about r9k,
They hate on SJWs and Tumblerinas and yet share their primary trait - 'victim-hood'
>waah the world has done this to me
>waahh I live in a time and place where no normal person has ever had as much oppurtunity to change his one life and yet I HAVE NO AGENCY over my own life
pretty hilarious tbqhfamilybbq
>>24407983
Can I write a manifesto instead? Please?
Well this planet is absolutely fucked. I could say so much about it, but I'm just too tired. Sorry about this. Goodnight.
>>24413343
P.S. Please dump my corpse in the woods by the mill. Love you, mom.
You kept saying I needed to ask for help. You never considered that I didn't want help, I wanted a way out.
>"men" who write suicide notes
>inb4 butthurt
>>24413412
real men write manifestos m8y
This really is happening and I'm not sorry for any of it. That may sound greedy and it is. But I'm not sorry cause I know you love me and don't want to see me suffer. To my parents; I love both of you and hold nothing against you for divorcing. You were the best parents I could ask for and this is in no way your fault. To my friends; I wish you all could have really known what was going on in my mind. I wasn't just being dramatic. Please forget me and move on with your lives. And to echo; I love you and I forgive you for breaking my heart. You embody everything I wanted in this life and I love you in the most wonderful way. But I don't forgive you for destroying my humanity. You are singlehandedly responsible for this. You made me realize there is no hope. I hope you can all move on and forget about me. Life will go on. I love you echo.
Anon
P.s. Sorry bones, you were a great cat
>>24413281
You're right. Having grown up in a cult means I can spot that same victim-mentality from a mile away, and honestly there's absolutely no fun in being a victim. Hate's a strong word, but I really don't like people like that.
>>24407983
I would like to write a manifesto, but instead of it just being a regular manifesto, I want it to be like those "choose your own adventure books."
>Some of you may be wondering why I've chose to end my life in such a terrible manner. Well, the reason is simple...
>A. The Jews. p.24
>B. Government Mind Control. p. 58
>C. I Thought It Would Be Funny. p. 87
>>24408239
8/10 relatable
>>24408265
6.5/10 literally youtube
>>24408315
absolute madman/10
>>24408365
harsh truth, spiteful 8.82/10
>>24409452
terse, to the point, humble and pragmatic decline of funeral 7.7/10
>>24409767
blackest humor known to man 7.8/10
>>24409798
people need to be called out 6.5/10
>>24410328
>Fuck the overabundance; there's so many of us, and we still don't stand together on top of each other's heads to make a tower to Mars
this is a really good sentence but it needs a better writer
>>24410358
man's other best friend, too often neglected 8/10
>>24410920
good review
>>24412460
good idea, needs rewording or more substance
>>24413003
I'm biased towards this but this won't make them change their mind, it never does. someone this toxic in life will continue through death
I hate making posts like these but what other discussion is there here, let's be honest
later
There was a time I could have been saved.
Help never came when I needed it the most.
Everything is a lie.
Goodbye.
After I have gone, will they remember me?
My friends and family will certainly be forgotten by me
Everyone, look at the first letters.
I took my time, i hurried up, please tell mom about apple juice
Dear Family
You're welcome.
Anon
nigger nigger nigger nigger heil hitler white pride world wide 14/88
>>24407983
"I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER!"
>>24407983
WAKE ME UP INSIDEblox
"Alex Jones made me do it"
"Why couldn't you have just listened?"
I just failed at life. Sorry mom.
I am ded. Is no big surprise.
>>24407983
Sorry to my family, I'm really not as great a person as you think I am, maybe now you'll finally realize.
