You have 10 seconds to explain why your beta ass doesn't go to the gym.
your time starts...
>NOW
bumperoo
your muscles are obsolete /r9k/
>>24407484
>beta ass
the only betas her are the trolls, robots are omegas and low deltas, betas are the top of the bell curve, robots are way down the shit foot.
but I do. SL 5x5
inb4 i'm not a KV
>>24407484
Because i have 9/10 trap ascetics and i don't want to ruin it
>>24407484
Working out is total bullshit, What the fuck is productive about lifting stuff and putting it down again? For fuck sake we're not cavemen we live in 2015 and doing that shit is a total waste of time
>>24407484
I can I can clean 120 and squat 170 still a v loser.
>Be me
>220 lbs
>Go to the gym
>Some /fit/ girls look at me
>Get on bike to make small warm up
>They start to laugh
>Run away
>Never come back again
The gym that isnt 40 miles awy from my house wsnt 90$ a month basic. Or 990 a year. and im to poor to afford it. Used to be near a gym that I could walk to. Used to be fit. Then I spent 3 years sitting on the couch eating icecream because my life was terrible. Diggin my own grave as it were.
>>24407676
>Stop liking what I don't like
It's the same reason as why you watch anime and shitpost. It's enjoyable.
>makes you feel good
>get to have satisfying showers after
>soreness next day is calming while you watch anime and be comfy in bed
>>24407580
>working out makes you manlier
Loving this meme
>>24407676
>shitposting on /r9k/ is not a waste of time
>training your discipline, body, and mind is
>>24407484
I am actually going to start this monday, I used to lift but then quit for like over a year now.
Feels fucking bad man, if I just kept at it I would be pretty big now.
Really sad.
Can I get big(ger) in 6 months?
>>24407744
I meet so many bodybuilders or people who work out in general who are literally stupid or not at all in contact with their emotions. What the fuck is that meme about working out gives you good feels. Maybe it gives you a bit of confidence and you like how you look naked in the mirror. Other than that it's a waste
>>24407539
>caring about a retarded image macro enough to reference it independently in a thread in response to interboard shitposting
I want to kill myself now I think.
>>24407484
because I bought weights and and pull up bar and I work out at home 3 or 4 times a week now
>>24407484
I actually do, I could fuck up most people I see and I am not fat. But am still fucking antisocial and can't really get it up when not facing an Asian. Studying at a uni where hardly any Asians are this is pretty much why I should an hero
>>24407772
Same here man, stopped lifting 3 years ago gained a fuck ton of weight and started going to the gym tuesday.
>worked out too hard the first day I had to take 3 days of rest because I was so sore I couldn't even wipe my ass
Oh well, I'm more targeted on losing weight than getting gains. Going to the gym in about 2 hours.
>>24407484
oh wow it's the guy who was fucking the girl in the pic I posted.
tho all her pathetic kek orbiters will deny it he was destroying her pussy and abusing her in bed. It's why she hates him so much now.
kek this guy and the whores he fucks
>Not having a gym at home
DO
YOU
EVEN
LIFT
>>24407845
know that feel, you'll need at least 1 month to accumulate
>>24407845
>r9k
if i kept it up she'd by riding my dick, not chad's.
I don't need the gym when I have 157 grains of jacketed hollow point justice at my fingertips.
>>24407904
kek what a faggot fuckboy.
hurr I post edgy shit on le webs because im too much of a bitch irl to do shit but talk.
put your dads gun away lil boy you clearly arent mature enough for big boy guns yet
>>24407939
You forgot to say I have small penis.
>>24407998
well since you admit you do I don't have to now.
shouldnt be playing with daddys guns either.
also underage ban for this faggot
>>24407998
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>>24408038
Why are you so upset?
Is it because for the princely sum of $500 someone can wipe out all of your hard training and gains?
>>24407733
>Stop not liking what I like
That's literally how the thread started out and then your faggot ass starts complaining when somebody turns that around.
>>24407484
I lift at home
>>24408054
I-I-I know... I need to buy a new laptop, but I'm so apathetic towards transferring everything.
>>24407484
I'd rather be a chick with downs than a child molester tbqh
>>24408077
>being this faggot
>>24408130
>Resorts to image macros because he knows he's been defeated.
It's okay, man. You can just say"you're right and I'm wrong."
>>24407800
>lelelevil memeemue!
if you are that 4chan myopic you probably should.
>>24408077
kek nah m8 I own plenty of guns myself I just dont wave them around like a tryhard underage hoping to impress/intimidate someone.
you'll grow up someday and realize how much of a tryhard faggot you're acting like.
and not upset at all just calling an underage tryhard out on his faggotry
>>24407484
I workout at home. I just come here to kill time.
>>24408409
>Talks about try hards
>Says the man that goes to the gym
That's rich.
Home gym master race reporting in.
>>24408409
>you'll grow up someday and realize how much of a tryhard faggot you're acting like.
>realize how much of a tryhard faggot you're acting like.
Kind of like when someone feels the need to impress the nerds at r9k with their sick muscles and radical gains, right bro.
>>24407904
*942 grains
>>24407727
You aren't in there for them; you're in there for you brah.
I do. Im prob one of the most /fit/ people on /r9k/
>>24408557
It should really be 948. 158 grains is a common bullet weight for .357 mag. Not 157.
reminder Sam has never posted on any chan ever
>>24407676
>I'm afraid of of going to the gym
the post
>>24408536
Looks good man, how much did it cost you to throw that all together?
>>24408669
Been collecting stuff over the last 12 years, all up I would have spent about $1,500 (AUD). Only bought the hex weights new with a bonus from work money.
The original weights (bench, bar and adjustable dumbbells) I bought were from a old man who was a body builder from the 70's. The pic was a book he threw in to 'help the young guy get going'. He's probably dead now ;_;
>>24408495
*yawn* keep flapping your pussy fuckboy. all you are is a lil bitch waving his dads gun around pretending he's tough.
I'll just sit here and kek at how unmanly you are online and irl. stay buttgaped over it pussy
>>24408543
oh look another fatty fuckboy faggot trying to be hard behind a moniter. bet if you tried talking that way irl you'd get knocked out quicker than the 5 dolla ho your mom is.
fire back with more anti gym retorts so I can laugh at your cheeto breath and fatty gains lil bitch fuckboy
>>24407484
Too expensive
>>24407676
1) make you stronger
2) usually make you more attractive
3) give you any benefits associated with 1) and 2) can come in handy in a lot of situation
>>24408999
Well depends. I used to pay 60e/year but got my money back after earning some points for my weightlifting team + some free post-competition meals.
>>24407727
>implying you ran
>not waddling away in a huff, changing out of your already sweat-stained tarp shirt, trying to contain the candy bars in your fanny pack as you waddle out the door, (not so)briefly regarding the contents of the vending machine before exiting
>>24408997
>fire back with more anti gym retorts
He doesn't need toHe has bullets
:^)
>>24407904
Going to the gym isn't about training to be able to defend yourself, you stupid faggot.
I wish I falled for the lifting gives you confidence placebo, but I didn't and it didn't change me at all.
>>24407484
it cost money
>>24409163
Then what is it about? Stupid peacocking? Yeah, that's even more pointless. You can just eat healthy and live a balanced life. It's not that hard. The gym is for a bunch of try hards participating in the lowest form of oneupmanship.
>>24409211
It's about self-improvement, self-discipline, and yes, peacocking. People who go work out on a regular basis look 100x better than people who don't.
>The gym is for a bunch of try hards participating in the lowest form of oneupmanship
This translates from out-of-shape autist language to "they put in more effort than me and are better than me."
>>24409211
You can just train yourself so you become physically stronger.
>>24407484
I believe in leading by example.
/fit/ is full of people with self-esteem issue, anxiety, depression and a fair bunch are Robots. They have no ground on which they could stand.
Also I've been going to the gym for 4 years, and it isn't for everyone. Stop acting like religious people and claim that it will "help" people if they convert to your thing.
>>24407904
>>24407998
>aims as if to fire but the bullets aren't loaded
>as if shooting his screen wouldn't ruin his one method of getting food, ordering dominos online with his NEETbux
>awful trigger discipline
>J and L are gone, presumably from getting too excited typing JUSTICE and LIBERTY (inflicted by le 1000times folded nipponese gunpowders)
>probably never gone innawoods
What a fucking faggot look at him and laugh
>>24407484
I have spina bifida you monster.
Ran five miles this morning. Tabbed about ten maybe. You muscle men will not survive when WWIII happens. If you can't cover distance then you're done for.
>>24407904
>be jacked and tall
>walk up to your girlfriend (if you hypothetically had one)
>strike up a conversation, make her laugh
>she's 'mirin
>she's much more attracted to me than her edgy faggot of a bf
>offer to take her back to my place
>you come up to me, eyes looking straight at the ground
>"s-stop"
>laugh, put my arm around her and start walking away
>you say "i'll s-shoot you"
>I don't hear you because you mumble it
>go home with her and fuck her brains out and she dumps you
I feel uncomfortable lifting weights around other people. You need to have a spotter to bench press and I don't like the idea of imposing myself on someone so that they can be my spotter.
>>24407484
I'll answer with and Haiku:
Wasteland, survival
Collection of bottle caps
Gym? I have no time.
>>24409488
Grab some dumbells and do them at home until you're dench enough to feel comfortable at the gym. You can get dench from dumbells alone if you do pressups and cardio as well. It's essentially free, you don't even need a bench.
>>24409377
Turkey actually did take in a whole bunch of them.
>>24407484
Nice try /fit/
But I do
6'1 190lbs master race and just hit 3 plate squat
>tfw no gf
>>24409448
>I don't hear you because you mumble it
More like you don't hear it because you ear drums have been blown out from the thunderous roar of smokeless powder igniting and hot lead rushing racing through the air. You find yourself now clutching at your stomach seeing blood pooling on your once stainless white t-shirt with a ringing ears and soiled pants.
All the while your vision is getting dimmer and you see your life suddenly flashing before your eyes, your mind can't help but thinkI could have saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.
>>24409618
>survive the gunshot
>you go to prison for 25 to life
>I continue to fuck your gf
>>24409618
this is why gun control should be reinforced
>>24408077
dude stop you're making this whole board cringe with that bullshit.
>>24409769
>Implying 1 shot
wew lad, you're going to die and I'm going to get off because my girlfriend will say you assaulted her.
I wil mourn your loss though. I promise to light a candle every year on the anniversary of your death...and then pour the hot wax on my girlfriend in some kinky bondage sex.
>>24407484
Rippetoe is a fraud
>>24409618
>>24408077
>>24407998
>>24407904
lmao just go shoot up a school already you cringey autist.
>>24408077
>Thinkpad x201
can you even watch porn on that thing?
>>24409618
kek you think you got the balls to shoot me?
You're all bark and no bite as far as I'm concerned. Little kid on the internet with his dads gun.
>>24409818
>gf doesn't say he assaulted her
>gf says you shot he in cold blood
what are you gonna do then, shoot your gf?
>>24409818
>my girlfriend will say you assaulted her
In a public place with witnesses and probably cameras?
>>24409884
>Leaving witnesses
Total amatuer hour in here.
>>24409818
>implying youre girlfriend wants to date a murderer
Good luck with that one bud. Do this board a favor and fill your head with lead m8
>>24409592
I think I might actually try this. Thanks anon.
>>24409937
>Murderer
More like armed defender of justice and modesty.
>>24407484
nice OP image tbqh
>>24409920
what you gonna do
offer to suck their dick?
>>24409963
The only modest thing you can do is kill yourself
>>24409967
God the things I would do yo Jenette
>>24409963
>armed defender
of what, your virginity?
>>24409963
>More like armed defender of justice and modesty.
>>24409963
Look at this faggot he doesn't know the secret technique of impregnating women through skin-on-skin contact that everyone /fit/ knows
>girlfriend tells you she's pregnant
>the baby is born months later
>something is strange, the baby is already more muscular then you
>it's probably nothing
>the baby starts to look more and more like the guy you shot
>your girlfriend denies it and cries as you become more and more paranoid
>the baby ages into it's prime quickly
"dad"
>you hear in the middle of the night
"pssh nothing personell kid"
>your son proceeds to fuck your wife
>you can only watch
This is why you get /fit/
>>24410043
don't tempt him
he won't hesitate about sacrificing his wife and baby (lol) for justice
>>24407484
Spinal injury
>>24409609
with or without a belt?
>>24410129
>being a pussy and using a belt
>>24408079
Didn't start this thread.
Just saying there's no reason to hate something you don't understand. In the same vein, no reason to ale people work out of they won't enjoy it.
>>24407879
where did that pic come from`?
>>24407998
>dat S&W
>dat X201
We'd get along. By the way how do you like the laptop? mine's in the mail.
>>24407484
I don't have time. I train Judo 2 nights a week, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 3 times a week, and Kendo on the weekend afternoons. No time for lifting weights.
bumperoooooo
>>24407484
>tfw he died for our gains
No matter how big I get I still wanna kill myself
I don;t want to be reliant on a gym. You cant go on weekends, you go only go at certain times, you surrounded by faggots and whores. The music is fucking terrible and makes me want to strangle everyone. So until I get money for home equipments, I'll have to do bodyweight. Assuming I'm not laziness enough to do them.
Muscles won't help you with anything
>>24412140
except getting a girlfriend
>>24407998
>fembot feels thread open
kill yourself kek
I regularly go to the Gym.
Never post on /fit/
Only on /o/, /r9k/, /pol/ (sometimes)
Straight outa old /b/.
>>24407998
i have a 686 .357 mag 6" and a x220
i think we're twins
I work with steel. I see no need to lose money and lifting steel, which I already do every day. I do run and bike for cardio though
>>24409311
exactly
/fit/ honestly legitimately believes muscles are a replacement for personality and hours at the gym every week are more productive at getting girls than spending that same amount of time at a bar/nightclub
its pathetic. even zyzz admitted he got more gfs as a skinny clubrat than on roids. /fit/ is literally /r9k/ with muscles and a dash of /lgbt/
>>24407484
I would not able to eat what I want. Getting /fit/ means a completely strict diet.
>>24407719
It's cause you're still lifting pussy weights. Get back to us when you can clean 225 and squat 315.
>>24407484
have fun with your surrogate activities fellow rebbits
>>24412653
I swear everyone who brags about how much they squat or bench is a manlet
As a guy who is 6'5", I am living on hard mode when it comes to weight lifting
I guess the only thing manlets have over me is how quickly their little muscle get bigger and how much more weight they can squat, since I have to go practically a foot deeper than them
>>24408997
Going to the gym is for homos who want to be surrounded by half naked sweaty men.
A real man gets his muscles from
MANUAL LABOR
But I'm guessing that if you have the time and money to waste going to the gym you are too vain and lazy to get some actual work done.
Gym rats are the biggest nancy boys you will ever come across if real work needs to get done.
>>24407484
Because home gym master race.
I actually came back to 4chan for /fit/ when I started lifting 2 years ago. Ended up on /r9k/ because still KHV.
>>24412720
If you actually lifted you'd know this is bullshit. Bigger people can lift more, period.
For example it's really hard to reach 1p8 OHP as a manlet beginner. Tall people will hit 1pl8 in a few months. Bigger people also squat and DL more, manlets have to train super hard to hit 4pl8 DL yet most tall people can hit that within a couple years of dedicated training.
The "muh height" excuse is total bullshit. You just need to eat more and stop complaining so much.
Bigger people will outlift smaller people.
>>24407484
I keep my figure lean with an intensive exercise regime consisting of mountain biking and push ups with a strict diet pizza and liqour
![[WHW]_Tantei_Opera_Milky_Holmes_01_[BD.H264.AAC][F1DA1637][v3].mkv_snapshot_06.05_[2015.10.27_12.26.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RALsLWF.jpg "[WHW]_Tantei_Opera_Milky_Holmes_01_[BD.H264.AAC][F1DA1637][v3].mkv_snapshot_06.05_[2015.10.27_12.26.48].jpg")
I don't leave the house at all. I'd like to go to the gym but I'm skinny and I'd have to change my entire diet and I wouldn't know what foods I should or shouldn't be eating.
Also changing my diet would require money and I don't have a job. I'm also afraid of what my parents would think of me if I suddenly just starting changing everything.
I'd rather just rot away.
>>24412942
I used to work in the oilfields and now I'm a welder, all of my coworkers lifted
> pic related, it me
5'10, 191 pretty lean I guess
>>24414439
Parents would probably be happy
