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>broke up with boyfriend of 3 years
>that first week of sleeping alone
>>24407483
why did you break upyou fucking attention whore
lol if you are who I think you are then go fuck yourself
>Fembot
Get the fuck out you stupid bitch
>>24407511
yes i am john
>had a boyfriend for years
>"sad and lonely" because she's been alone for a week
>"fembot"
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
if fembots were a thing you wouldn't be one since you had a boyfriend
anyways you should be my gf
>>24407546
delicious bait is delicious
>>24407504
We broke up a few times before . Every time it was because we stopped loving each other. This time it's for real. We came to this agreement that the only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else and we shouldn't find comfort in being with someone that doesn't love back. Every time we get back together we go back to our bad habits of heavy drinking and being lazy fucks.
>>24407483
Does your name start with p?
>>24407483
And last.
>>24407563
>the only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else
what a fucking desperation
>>24407546
Women just literally can't conceive of a world where things aren't just magically handed to them on a platter. Don't let it bother you man, just look at used up old roastie whores that no one wants and let it comfort you to know it only gets better for you and worse for them from here on out.
>>24407573
phoebe?
>>24407367
>yfw cute boys dressed as girls gets harassed by men
I can't wait for traps to become so passable that they start complaining about men being annoying.
>>24407573
List of girl names that start with P:
Pupina
Pearl
Patty
Precious
>>24407629
Nah youre not my sister.. so fuck off slut
>>24407642
They already are. Better grab one now before they all become exactly like women
>>24407674
I'm married to a nice Chad (who was once beta then transformed) that I met on /r9k/.
>>24407550
I usually don't correct people but if you want a lil tip, the correct work is "anyway", not anyways.
When I have sleep overs with my friend, he likes to sleep next to me with one hand on my breast. When he gets up in the middle of the night for water or to use a toilet, he'll lay down next to me and put his hand on my breast before going to sleep again.
>>24407766
Try placing your hand on his own breast, I've done it to men and they get really uncomfortable.
>>24407766
>sleepovers
>with my friend
>hand on breast
Just cut him off uf your not interested
>>24407764
*word
ftfy
>>24407483
I know this is bait, but try sleeping alone for your entire existance.
>first week of sleeping alone
>week
Real robots have felt this their entire lives you normie piece of shit.
>>24407795
I'm fine with pretty much anything as long as you ask first.
>>24407795
I'd love that though. Sometimes i'll place a persons hand on my chest area while they sleep next to me. I just like contact
>>24407798
cutting contact with people with you're not fucking is just a meme. Genuine friendships can be had with the opposite sex.
>>24407795
This is not true at all. I wish a girl would play with my nipples and suck on them. Tease me.
>Tfw no gfd gf
>>24407764
Who corrects, disclaims his right not to be scrutinized themselves.
Therefore, it is 'li'l' (or perhaps 'li'l'', with a final apostrophe, as Google suggests), not 'lil'.
>>24407799
>>24407850 here; pointing out typos, as opposed to mistakes, is bad form. Apply yourself next time.
>>24407850
It was more like a tip for future use instead of continually saying to word improperly, i usually don't care about how people type online.
it's a really common mistake and people go their whole lives without knowing, so why not fix it now?
>>24407868
I'm just here for the dank irony and dubs, nigger
>boyfriend's birthday is next month
>don't know what to get him
I'm terrible with gifts when it comes to guys. Boyfriend says I don't have to get him anything, but I feel bad if I don't get anything.
>>24407483
>that first week of sleeping alone
Nice try you are not a fembot
>>24407902
irony means that something is coincidental, not satirical. a real example of irony is something like this:
>Sara once had an obsession with collecting seashells then threw away her collection.
>10 years later, she was find with a seashell stabbed into her brain.
>"how ironic!"
>>24407912
Just get something pertaining to his hobby you doofus
>>24407929
found*
i'm kinda spoopy high right now and can't type but you get the point
>>24407929
It was a coincidence that he was chastising someone for using the wrong word, and then he used the wrong word.
Are you arguing about something?
>>24407873
I was going to argue that 'anyways' vs 'anyway' is a slighter mistake than, say 'alot' as opposed to 'a lot' because it just adds an affix analogously to, say, the way 'regards' might have originally been written 'regard' or 'cheers', 'cheer', and doesn't violate an already existing spelling, but I'm not even sure. Maybe I'll concede your point.
This is irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
>>24407961
no, the fact that i can't type is satirical. as in,
satire
"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vice"
irony
"a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result"
If you intentionally do something like grow a stupid mustache to make fun of hipsters, that is satirical. not ironic. "I'm going to wear that shirt to be ironic.", the person almost always means they want to be satirical.
irony almost always needs to involve coincidence to make sense, because you don't expect the coincidence to happen. doing something by force is simply satire. still funny, just not "ironic"
>>24408055
My post was satire. The post I was quoting was ironic.
Nobody's disagreeing with you, and I don't understand why you feel the need to do a dictionary dump.
>>24407766
Why have you not banged yet?
>>24407483
let me correct that for you
>broke up with boyfriend of 3 years
>that first week of sleeping with ever other guy i know
>>24408126
Because we're just friends.
>>24407626
>tfw more women than men
>tfw most women will inevitably die alone
ROASTIE RRRREEEEEEElmaoniggatbhdesu
>tfw every week sleeping alone with no end in sight
>>24408168
He wants to be more obviously
>>24408216
Then he can just enjoy the privilege of playing with my breasts whenever and our friendship.
>At a bar I'm a regular at talking to the bartender woman
>She's telling me she just broke up with her boyfriend and needs to get laid
>Says it's been like a week and a half
>I tell here I haven't been laid in over 2 years
>She gives me this shocked look of disbelief.
:|
>>24408099
i'm just telling you to stop overusing the word ironic because it has lost all meaning, especially because the situation was not ironic. making fun of me by correcting my typos is satirical humor.
i wasn't correcting a typo with more typos, i was simply adding to a lack of knowing the semantics (teachers often teach the word incorrectly), he obviously could know how to spell anyway, just like how i could spell "li'l" if i wanted to type it properly in the situation.
"ironic" humor does not exist, only situations themselves can be ironic. "you're being ironic" doesn't make sense considering ironic is not a adjective.
the only time it works as an adjective is if my body was made of iron.
>>24407764
LOL this is a high quality post
keep on doing that, anon
>>24408055
you have it backwards, which you know, and youre being satirical
except its not funny
>>24407809
This. Feels pretty shit.
>>24408243
>tfw your 80 old uncle knows you're a virgin
>tfw every time you're around him you can tell he's in disbelief that you've lived 25 years without getting laid
>tfw he asks what's wrong with you
>>24408249
youre fucking dumb
Mystery, if you don't look like pic related and aren't fat, you have no right to bitch about your looks.
>>24408309
You should tell himyou never touched me when I was little.
>>24407483
>never ever had a gf
>those 18 years of sleeping alone
Areyoueventrying
>>24407694
>>24407674
>>24407642
Keked samefag to the extreme. Take your mental illness somewhere else.
>>24408442
>malebot faggot so mad that he needs to call samefag.
who /lesbot/ here?
>tfw cuddling with your gf in the morning
>tfw she has qt bedhead
>>24407902
>Irony
ok then bud. If I see you in the street ima slap the shit out of yo hipster ass.
>>24407483
Reminder that love is a lie, its all just hormones and chemical reactions in your brain that make you lust after another human being, it doesn't last forever and you'll probably lose half of your shit and suicide if you marry.
Fucking prostitutes is the answer bros.
Im still w/ my boyfriend, but Ive been hooking up w/ this guy who looks and acts alot like my last boyfriend.I dont feel guilty about it at all beacause I was w/ that boyfriend when my current one won me over.But im starting to think Im in love w/ the guy im hooking up w/more than my bf. But I still really love my boyfriend too?
> what should I do /r9k/?How long can I have them both for?
>>24408566
This guy knows what it's all about.I DON'T BELIEVE IN MODERN LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJCBYUKMvMQ
Ladies, what are you favorite ways to piss off malebots besides coming on /r9k/? What's your favorite bait?
>calling them "malebots" instead of robots
>ending or starting posts with "I'm a female/fembot/girl", etc.
>talking about dating black men
>"I just want a guy over 6'."
My internet bf of 2 years had a sudden change recently. Claimed his father broke his arm and he needs to "chop wood" for him every morning so he has to go to bed at 9pm and cannot be contacted by me after this time.
It's been happening for the past month now and he seems more distant.
>>24408607
Women are the worst. Indecisive creatures always wanting to have everything.
>>24408621
He's probably out sucking dicks
>>24408613
i love calling malebots creepy too plus what was mentioned, seriously triggers them every single time.
>>24408613
>Malebots, whats your favorite way to bait?
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>24408642
You can call me creepy anytiem bb, i wear it on muh sleeve. :^)
>>24408613
The people here have enough problems without "baiting" anyone.
I try to be considerate though I any time I post here I get called a "roastie" so I guess I'm annoying someone.
>>24408613
Today, I pissed off the cuteboys by telling them I want to be a trap who is actually female. They tried to tell me to leave the thread and stop trying to steal men from them.
Then they said they were going to find out if I post and out me as a girl. They even started accusing each other of being female. The "thread creator" even responded saying he is going to look out for me.
>married for 4 years
>wife has to out of town for some distant relative's funeral
>I don't care because I never even met the person
>stay home
>mfw that first night of sleeping alone
>>24407563
>Every time it was because we stopped loving each other.
you sound like a bunch of high school retards meant for each other
>tfw anniversary of bf's death
>tfw it's been five years and the pain is still fresh
>>24408686
Malebots on /r9k/ don't even have real problems. They're not dying of cancer, they're just virgins. They deserve to be made fun of. 4chan is simply a place to have fun without an identity, it's a place for me to escape and bully people, anyone is allowed here.
>>24408723
yeah but you know she's coming back. That's not the same thing.
>>24408755
Except pedophiles of course, they're not allowed.
>>24408754
;_;
That must be terrible.
>>24408755
Thats a lot of bait, wew. I give it a 7/10, pretty good, i'd say
>>24408820
Yeah it's probably rage inducing if you are a KHV male, although it's true to me.
>>24408613
And then they wonder why we shoot schools.
>>24408637
I dont want everything anon! have you ever had two people be in love w/ you, its hard! I want to not hurt either of them for as long as possible, understand?> Why is it that only the trolls ever respond to my posts
>>24408755
>>24408788
>>24408844
I can't believe I got triple dubs here. God damn.
That's how you know it's true.
>>24408807
It's horribly lonely. He was the only person I ever dated or even really trusted. Still have a lot of his stuff, and his cat is still with me.
>>24408844
Yeah, i've held a girls hand, but thats it. I'm still trying, but just because i havent made it, doesnt mean i gotta be bitter and shit. At least i'm not too unhealthy
>>24407483
>25 year old kissless virgin
>low-functioning mental fuckup with BPD
>no job
>no friends
>dropped out of college twice
>been feeling incredibly suicidal this year, really am thinking of ending it in a few years
>completely hopeless and apathetic with my life, my dreams of being in the art/animation industry are crushed since I didn't get my act together earlier in my life
>dad died 11 years ago from horrific, 2-year battle with pancreatic cancer
>living with mom
>was fired from her job which fucked up her career some 3 years ago
>been doing nothing but shitty clerk and Home Depo jobs since
>we're struggling financially
>yesterday her wallet was robbed and her mammogram results came back confirming she has breast cancer
>we had to drop all of our credit cards thanks to her being pick-pocketed
>no decent insurance
>today she's telling me that she has no interest in medical treatment, that she just wants to give up and die
>trying to pressure that her death will be better in the long run because of the 900,00 trust fund in the bank
>but I love her, she's my mom, I don't have anyone else left who I care for and who really cares for me and vice-versa
>if she within the next few years, then I'm planning on just donating the money to people who need it and offing myself
>I can't live in a dead world with no love, my borderline personality disorder prevents it; money isn't everything to me anymore
>>24408860
because you wrote stupid shit. how is someone else supposed to make that decision for you or give you advice
>>24408883
How old was he? Do you mind telling us what happened?
That's just so sad. I have a hard enough time dealing with loss, but I just couldn't imagine losing even my ex. It'd be gut wrenching.
>>24408858
Because they're weak minded with no self control?
hint: Celibacy is common in religion, people do it all the time. Try becoming a monk, you're already part way there with your virginity.
>>24408755
4chan is also a large place. You could always go to /b/
>bullying
do you mean pissing people off with pure stupidity. Let me tell ya m8 its working.
>>24408897
You gave up, not the other way around, bad things happen to people all the time. Most people can work through there problems without crying about it.
You're a grown man crying for yourself because you're so upset about other people having problems and you want to top that.
>>24408860
You're being selfish. I had a very wise lesbian friend explain to me once how women will never choose you over another person if they think they can have both of you. This is why I don't deal with women I feel are leading me on. They don't want to just have me. They want to have everything because they think they can pull it off.
You need to think about what your actions are doing to the people around you.
>>24408883
Did his cat care that he was gone?
I have to see if what people say about cats are true
>>24408922
Well I just thought maybe someone had had a similar experience and could help me, but I know that you coulnt even get one person to love you. so why dont you go masturbate to traps or something like a good little virgin.also your comments are really rude, if you try being nice to a girl for once maybe you wouldn't be so lonely anon!
>be single until 22
>have an amazing birthday vacation weekend at Niagra Falls with my first boyfriend
>he's white, tall, fit, brown hair, blue eyes and makes amazing music
>he even used voice samples from me in some of his songs
>we share an expensive hotel room together and eat amazing food all weekend
He's everything my teenage self ever wanted in a boyfriend. A lot of my friends thought that my boyfriend would be some weirdo due to my social awkwardness and being single for so long. I'm just a lot more confident now. I'm not saying I'm not a weirdo. I was a creepy stalker girl type, but I worked hard to become normal and now I'm dating an amazing guy who I can be silly with and be comfortable with when I'm not wearing make up.
>>24408951
They choose to be celibate. They also have friends and an actual social life.
Robots do not choose to be celibate, most of them have tried and tried. It never works for us.
Really though, for the next few months try not talking to anyone other than people on an fishing board. Start isolating yourself from all humans and make sure the humans you do have contact with only make fun of you. I would rather be stranded on an island alone than be a robot.
>>24409020
>wise
I stopped reading, you're like a 20-year-old faggot on 4chan. You don't know wise people, you just know kids around your age struggling to get through the world.
>>24409011
>grown man
>fembot thread
What
>>24409057
You don't me. You don't know what I've seen, done, or who I've met. I'm just telling you that women especially like to have their cake and eat it too.
>>24409032
Funny, I can't find the subscribe button for your blog.
>>24409056
I'm saying you can do more things with your life then sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. There are tons of people in this world who do not let things like being a virgin stop them from living.
>>24409100
Yeah true, you could be right.
>>24409031
that was my first comment on this thread. I didn't bother reading your comment chain. I don't jerk around multiple people and pretend to "love" them both because I actually care about the people I date, pretty cool concept I know
It's clear that you only care about yourself. The sooner you realize that the better.
>>24408607
deep_bait.jpg
>>24408607
>tfw embarassment of riches
what can anyone say except try to end it with the one guy as painlessly as possible.
>>24409032
>I worked hard to be normal.
All you had to do was look pretty stacey.
>>24409032
>alpha widow
hahaha my sides.
When is the appropriate time to tell someone you just met that you are a rich person?
I can never figure out how to tell someone easily because I am afraid of being used, but also poor friends will continually try to offer me money/gifts because I am giving with them.. so I refuse to take it.
>>24409212
Just say you're well off casually within basic conversation. Dont say how much or anything, just say you have enough. For time frame? I dunno, maybe a week in? If anyone tries using you for cash just stop talking to them, ya dingus
>>24409103
Okay, what else can I do in life besides be a neet? If being a virgin was the reason for all my problems i'd hire a hooker. Sex isn't the problem its sexual relationships.
It must be so incomprehensible to a normie that not everybody is like him. This is why you make fun of people spilling spaghetti.
>>24409032
I can't wait until your Chad bf cheats on you and then you come here to complain about ALL men.
So fembots, what's the go on waking you up with my boner in between your buttcheeks
>>24409290
I don't make fun of people for being socially awkward, I make fun of people for assuming that their suffering is more intense or important than the suffering of people around them.
I don't know anything about your life so I have no advice for you, I'm just telling you to stop trying to one up people with "my suffering" and "i'm a special snowflake so you don't get it, NORMIE!"
I was once a NEET too but I did development/programming from home through years of self learning. That's how my life approved. Figure out how to fix your own problems.
>>24409133
"You wrote Shit" Oh anon that was my first comment. Oh anon I didint bother reading your comment even though its shit. Thats what im talking about your really mean to peopleim fucking crying my eyes outb/c of what you wrote and you didnt even read my comment? Fuck you anonI hope you die alone
>>24409281
If often tumbles into being used eventually, not because they want to use you, but that they just expect it because you're the one with money.
I don't mind sometimes but also it feels like I'm a vending machine and I get depressed and stop hanging out with them.
>>24409212
Whenever your friend ask you about your job or where you live. Otherwise, there's not really a time frame. Poor people will tell their friends they are poor when being asked out to eat somewhere. Rich people will tell their friends they are rich when
>>24409397
You've just been around dickhats or something. I'm poor af and expecting money from people is one of the worst things a poor person here can do. Time to move or something, anon.
>>24409397
stop befriending poor people, they don't know how to act appropriately around people with money honestly.
just give up now.
>>24409391
I did read your comment I meant that I didn't read what other people replied to you.
>>24409020
But I think I know which one i want,... I just dont want to hurt my current bf. and what if i make the wrong choice? I couldnt end up alone couldnt I?Wouldn't my bf be happeier if we were together for as long as possible too? its him getting hurt that im really worried about.
>>24409487
anyone who is working at retail or fast food is a poor person. Rich people are kind of hard to find unless you're in a high profile university and you work at
>>24409477
Maybe I am thinking into what they are saying so much, they often complain about issues poor people discuss and it makes me feel like they are subtly asking for money. One example recently was talking to a Steam friend I've known for a long time.
Friend:
>how's that game you're playing?
Me:
>[x] game is so much fun so far, I like it a lot.
Friend:
>i bet.. ahhhh.. i wish i had it too.
>>24409391
Sorry I came across so mean. But I meant what I said, you're not helping anyone if you're carrying out two relationships at once. It's going to crash down eventually and it would be worse than if you cut it now
>>24409505
Thank you for admitting that anon!I dont really hope you die alone
>>24409582
Kek, no they're not asking for money. Thats just poor people one upping each other. We cant really stop even when talking to someone with money. Your friend doesn't want money probably
>>24409515
No, he wouldn't be happy. You're cheating on him. I know you probably think you're being nice by staying with him, but you're not. You really just want to avoid dealing with the unpleasant thought of breaking up with him as long as possible.
This is a classic example of women trying to rationalize their selfishness.
>>24409281
Wrong. Whats going to end up happening is a stacy will hear about his wealth and try to get with him. Eventually within a year or two she will break up with him and take his child with her for government gibs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeRek7Zb1c4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk90VynSVow
Thank you anon! I know I was being mean too!Forgive me?
>>24409655
I see, that makes sense. I always feel like absolute shit when I hear a poor person say this to me and it feels like I am slighting them.
Thanks anon.
>>24407483
>>that first week of sleeping alone
and here ladies and gentlemen is the extend to which a woman will be affected by a breakup
one week of sads because her bed isn't as warm
and then it's off to the cock carousel again
you truly are despicable creatures
>>24409757
How long have you been sleeping alone malebot?
At least you don't know what it's like to experience that kind of loss, since you haven't lost someone you love yet.
>>24408055
you must be really, really, really ugly
>>24409790
I've had more sexual partners than mystery.jpg so I got that going for me.
>>24409366
>I used to be a neet too
No you weren't stop lying. Living at your parents house while going to college doesn't classify you as a neet.
Not in
Education
Employment or
Training
Most of Robots suffering is more intense than the people around them. People who are sad about losing their boyfriends don't know what its like to never have a boyfriend or any friends to support them. I never claimed my suffering is worse than someone who broke their face and had their arm cut off after a torture session.
I get mad when people come to /r9k/ and pretend they're so sad because stacy broke up with them. They are looking for sympathy in a place where most people haven't had any kind of human decency to them
>>24409757
All because Stacey sleeps with her best friend after a break up, it doesn't mean that fembots start fucking all of their beta orbiters or online friends after a break up.
>>24409823
I haven't been to college, I am a high school drop out.
Also, I moved out when I was 16, my mother is dead and my father lost custody. I lived with my grandparents until around 16 then moved in with a friend after that. I got my job with a gaming company at 19 for $400/month and got promoted up through hard work.
Sorry it's so hard for you to believe that someone can succeed from absolutely nothing.
>>24409782
>since you haven't lost someone you love yet
stop making assumptions stupid bitch
I was speaking from experience
so obviously I have lost someone I love
>>24409782
"Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."
>>24409885
Not romantically, yes, we've all lost family members before.
>>24409893
LIES! TERRIBLE FILTHY WRETCHED LIES!
>>24409893
Just because it's a fucking quote doesn't mean it's true, how about this one for you.
"Just be yourself." :^)
>>24409870
my gf was a virgin at 21 years old when we broke up, she wasn't stacey at all
she claimed to have been intensely crying for hours on end after the break up, laying my clothes on her bed and lying on top of them crying and shit like that
she was in a relationship with another guy a couple months later
it's been 2 and a half years, I still cry about her
go figure
>>24409909
are you literally retarded
that's some completely assfucked reading comprehension right there
>>24409873
Its not about money. There are a few rich robots. Its about relationships
>Moved in with friend after that
What did you do for those three years all mighty chad? Were you, perhaps...training yourself to be a programer? Hmmm that sound familiar.
>>24409391
> im fucking crying my eyes out b/c of what you wrote
you deserve it
>>24409515
you've already hurt him, he just hasn't realized it yet. and stop justifying your cowardice by claiming you cared about him. if you really cared about him, you wouldn't have cheated on him. just admit you're afraid of dealing with the consequences of your actions.
>>24409980
Why did you guys break up?
blox
>>24409670
Maybe your right anon, but the guy im hooking up w/ is alot like my last boyfriend. My current boyfriend and I started going out when I was still going out w/ my last bf (who really loved alot!). My current bf was really forceful about me breaking up w/ that guy so I had like less thean a month to decide. I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/. I just dont want to make that sane mistake again.
I think its better for all of us if I take my time and make sure im make right the right choice! Does that make more sense now?
>>24410005
Hahahahahaha fuck off, you can do literally anything with money.
Everything that happened to me was my own will power, there's no such thing as "fate". Things aren't handed to you just because you were born under the right circumstances.
You are just a lazy piece of shit and your life will never change unless you are the one who decides to change it.
>>24410006
Read this Asshole I dont think you understand my situation!
>>24409955
This quote is true though. All those good memories you had hanging out with chad thundercock would have been better than never having any memories. While you were having fun, I was spending another year inside repeating the same boring schedule with no one to talk to. Now your going to be sad for a short time then move on with your life. You poor, poor thing. It must be really tough on you, of course that is until the next guy comes along and you have fun with him. All the while, i'll be here. never even getting to experience any of that. The good or the bad.
>>24410096
True to you, I enjoy repeating things. You should see how many times I've watched The Office.
>>24410006
>>24410023
Also I do care about him you have know idea how hard this has been on me! Not on them b/c I choose not to burden them w/ it Im taking the hit for them, they dont have to make this decision!
>>24410050
>Hahahahahaha fuck off, you can do literally anything with money
Normies are so shallow.
will you be my friend Anon?
>>24410009
It wasn't a dramatic breakup if that's what you're wondering.
The official excuse was that I part-time lived a bit far (not like another country) and she wasn't ok with that because she wanted to be able to see me every day if we're together (keyword: able, it's not like she'd actually want to be constantly together but she couldn't handle the distance)
but really, to me that was just an excuse, maybe it was a make or break thing for her but we had a myriad underlying problems
>>24410023
>I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/
jesus christ, i'm embarrassed for you. just be honest with yourself.
>>24410077
oh, i understand your situation just fine. you're just a shitty person who wants to make excuses why she shouldn't be responsible for her choices.
>>24410128
ok i should've realized this was a troll earlier. god dammit i'm retarded.
>in a LDR
>go several weeks without him
>tfw no cuddle buddy
>tfw going to buy a dakimakura soon
>not even a weeb
it's a weird feel. anyone got any body pillow recs?
>>24410023
So why did you ever break up with your ex? Just because the new guy want you to?
Sounds like you have serious commitment issuesStacy.
>>24410136
Do you use Steam?
blox
>>24410203
Im done talking w/ you, you cant understand me b/c you only love loli traps and there not real!I think its really cute tho anon, that right when I make a point you cant argue w/ all of sudden im a troll LolIm not crying anymore im laughingat you anon!
>>24410023
Imagine if the same thing was happening to you. Imagine if your current boyfriend was on a mongolian painting image board posting "I'm fucking this one girl that a lot like my ex but idk if I want to leave my current gf XD" making fucking typos and text speak. Then kill yourself you once you realise you're a worthless person with a worthless definition of love, you rancid cunt.
Fucking baited.
>went up to a J
Oh boy
>>24410433
I think your blatant abuse ofspoilersshould be punishable bya nice dinner date at a local restaurant.
>>24410433
Not the guy you are responding to but you sound real cutie. I'm a girl though, I-I meant that in a non-sexual way.
Do you purposely use all those spoilers to make me read your god damn posts?
>>24410304
Just buy a normal body pillow with no images on it, same thing.
Otherwise, get some NGE character because if anyone sees it, then you can kind of excuse it as a joke.
>>24410433
>I choose not to burden them w/ it Im taking the hit for them
claiming you're the one who's really hurt by it all is frustrating and would be fine but...
>you have know idea how hard this has been on me
this is too obvious, anon, when you combine the two. you need to conceal that shit more or spread it out.
>>24408179
There are more men than women in the world in every age bracket except for 65+.
When your bush is unkempt and you start your period. Its like bloody sloths entrapped in vines
I hate you, you're ruining my my my good drunken mood. I sleep alone every night.... I don't deserve this loneliness.
>>24408482
excuse me, stop making photoshops
>>24410517
> In a non-sexual way?mfw I'll never find another cutte girl to experment with[\spoiler]
>>24410478
Please i promise i'll try and stopkik???[\spoiler]
>>24410896
Please, if I was gonna samefag, I would go through some more effort such as typing like I am someone else.
That shit took you hours to put together and you couldn't even keep the quality together, I posted mine minutes after.
Women think I actually give a fuck about their "problems" when they havent given a single fuck about any of my "problems" a day in my entire life??? dont worry, theres another chad out there for you cunt
>>24410971
>That shit took you hours to put together and you couldn't even keep the quality together
>>24410938
I-I will experiment with you anon. I just wanted to see where this would go and didn't want to come on too strong. :3c
P-please be my first girl girl experience.
>>24407563
>only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else
This is where robots will win. They are use to being alone so they don't have to have someone tag along with them just so there can be someone there.
Being alone is our natural state of being.
>feel like getting drunk since it's Friday night
>go to bottle of vodka in fridge
>roommates been drinking it
>there's only 2 shots of vodka left
>not enough to get buzzed
>>24411138
They didn't even replace it? My roommate drinks my liquor all the time but then she replaces it after.
I feel so sorry for you anon.
Women, grant me insight.
>former gf of 5 years goes off to college
>has OCD, bipolar depression, fuck knows what else
>Fell into depression her first year of college and didn't perform well, took a break from school
During this time we were still "together" though and would talk every day
now
>going back to school, is now 3 states away
>talked about going on a "break" in order to "focus on school"
>still talk, but its every other day, and no more than 5 texts back and forth, I always have to text first, always has an excuse such as class, or homework
>hanging out with one guy from her courses most of the time, they drink, smoke, play vidya
What the fuck is going on?
How likely is she to cheat?
Does she even have a chance of giving a fuck anymore?
I know I've left out details but I just want a couple opinions I guess. We've had a long relationship with plenty of hopes, dreams, and a strong future, but we haven't been without issues, plus it looks pretty bad.
I just want to know whether or not I should kill myself now or a couple years from now.
>>24408731
This
>This time it's for real
>mfw
>>24411032
Can we kik? I have to make a new account though my bf looks at mineI dont think he trusts me lol
> Also this is my 1st time too,Please be gentle w/ me?
>>24411297
She cheated already, you're on a "break", that's pretty much permission to cheat to almost anyone.
It's over, just move on now. Don't kill yourself over her though, jesus.
>>24411323
Yeah, I'll redownload it. My kik is flatflat
>never had a boyfriend
>always sleep alone
>>24411342
>try to get guys to like me but admitting I masturbate, draw hentai, and willing to try anal
>still single
I can't even get with the nerds in my group. That realization that it takes more than being a girl who likes videogames and anime to get a boyfriend. It's so embarrassing when I get friendzone'd or sisterzone'd
>>24408897
Do you have borderline personality disorder or bipolar disorder? I hate that these two disorders have the same acronym, they are not the same.
>>24410938
Kik is runnintrainsI hope to hear from you soon
>>24408897
>>24411399
fuck. I didn't read until the end. fuck me.
Any other guy /has a King Size bed and reminded of ronriness every day/ lurking ITT?
>>24411424
>runnintrains
This is entirely too amusing to my inebriated mind.HUGE WHORE ALERTABORT ABORT ABORT
>>24411479
But I actually run them.
I'm a conductor.
>>24411340
Okay Im w/ bf right now, but he has to got to work soon I think, Im a little nervousefeels good though :-p
>>24410023
> I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/. I just dont want to make that sane mistake again.
#justfembotproblems
>>24411479
Hello cutie eeyore. I saw a picture of you recently, you are very attractive.
Keep up the good work.
>>24411379
>I can't even get with the nerds in my group.
Literally the only way that would happen is if you're fat, ugly, and/or all of your 'nerd' friends are much more attractive than you and also already have girlfriends.
Sage.
>>24411379
Are you super fat or deformed?
>>24411536
That's cool, anon.
>>24411549
I'm not attractive at all and you haven't seen my actual visual appearance but O-OKAY, GAYNON.
>go to my psych today for appointment
>receptionist says I walked up looking like eeyore
/FEMBOT FEELS AMIRITE LADIES
>>24411538
I'm surprised he cares. Any guy I've met desperately wants girls to get together so they can watch (including ones I've been with).
Don't worry, it will be fine probably because we've both never been with girls.
>>24411660
I'm straight.. j-just not male. Sorry to disappoint.
>>24411592
>>24411559
I'm super skinny. Flat chested. Have bad acne and bad teeth.
>>24411660
But maybe if you play your cards right, I'll run one on you. ;)
>>24408897
That's fuckin' heavy man... Use the trust fund to get your life together. Would your parents want to see you off yourself?
>>24409011
One parent dead, the other close to it, but an internet tough guy like you would take it in stride huh?
>>24407483
I hope you sleep alone, for a very long time
>>24411716
That sucks. Bad acne is demoralizing and repels people hard. Though how bad are your teeth. Are they braces fixable or even worse than that?
>Mom has unexpected brain aneurysm when I was 16 while making dinner
>In a coma
>Choose to take her off of life support because she told me that was what she wanted
>I am estranged from my extended family. Step-dad skips town, takes Mom's savings and sells our place (they were together 13 years)
>I've been living on my own for almost four years now and nothing is getting easier, I still have no fucking idea what I'm doing
>I've always been a total fuck-up, she was the only person to ever see potential in me despite this
>I dream about her more and more often lately, so now I sleep as much as humanly possible, it's consuming my entire life, rarely go outside, just sleep.
>Her and I never got to have a trip together, but we'd always plan them when I was younger. Last night we were on an airplane going to New York to do faggy Christmas tourism stuff, like ice skating under that giant Christmas tree thing that they have in NY. We were so, so excited.
I'm going to go to bed now.
Things I dislike about being a tall girl:
-constant lectures about how I scare away guys and how I need to settle for less to be in a relationship
-being told I'm not allowed to wear high heels
-creepy short uncle that tries to shove his face in my tits when hugging
-I like single beds, but most single beds are not long enough to support my height. I have to settle for queen or king beds so my feet doesn't hang off the mattress
-"OH WOW YOU'RE SO TALL" when meeting someone for the first time
-tall jokes from strangers passing by
-short guy friends expect me to be their big sister or femdom
-people that sexualize my height
-people assume I have this femdom or bitchy personality
>>24407483
Kill yourself. You are trash.
>>24411804
I don't know, is stepping over your parent's dead bodies worth a one up or something to you?
I was only there to disprove to some anon that life isn't about being born with good genetics and money. Fuck off with your pity party.
>>24411823
I've needed braces since I was a teeth. My teeth are collapsed and point in all kinds of directions. Could never afford braces and always got denied coverage from insurance.
>>24411679
>I'm not male
Please anon. I'm not a newfag.
>>24411754
>being gay
NO THANK YOU
NO
THANK
YOU
>>24411832
>being a tall girl
>bad thing
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HARPY WHOREI really shouldn't post when I'm drunk.
>>24411858
Y-you're probably not even male because you are too cute. You're trying to reverse trap me.
>>24411858
>Can't take a little joke.
Sheesh, you should be a little more secure in your sexuality.
>>24408613
Calling them out on their betaness or what they're doing. Works wonders with some guy in my group.
>>24411881
I have a penis that never gets usedbesides being molested by Palmela Handersonso I am definitely male.
>>24411893
I'll admit I haven't been following this kik-related conversation so I don't even know your gender.
>sometimes post kik in state threads to try and make friends
>never works
:-(
>>24411832
I think tall women are attractive in their own right. Without the height being some sort of fetish. My neighbor is this cute 6'2 blonde woman that is sweet as hell and fine as they day is long. Sorry that other people are intimidated or fetishize your height.
>>24411931
What state are you in? I'll be your friend if we are in the same state. I have a lot of problems with the state threads too, never get anyone.
>>24411858
being a 5'10" girl that doesn't care about modeling isn't that great. Your dating pool is a lot smaller and even when you do date shorter guys, people talk shit and harass you and your boyfriend. Family won't be happy unless you're dating a tall man. Friends make snide remarks about you dating a short guys. your short boyfriend has to deal with tall jerks hitting on you and talking shit about how your short boyfriend doesn't deserve you.
I dated a short guy once and broke up with him because I didn't want him to endure the harassment anymore. He deserves a girl his height where 6'3" Chads don't constantly give him a hard time. He was a really sweet guy and he shouldn't feel the need to be on the defensive whenever we went out.
>>24411660
This is him ladies.
>>24408613
Insulting the girl they're orbiting. They're stupid whiteknights at the drop of a hat.
>>24412000
I insult mystery all the time, I feel you.
>>24411957
>breaking anonymity with an identity attached
No thank you. Nobody lives close to me anyway.
>>24411959
5'10" is great, yo. I'm 6'0" and I'd be PERFECTLY OKAY with a 5'10" girlfriend.
>people talk shit and harass you and your boyfriend
Sounds like you live in a shitty area and/or know a lot of shitty people exclamation point.
>broke up with boyfriend because harassment and HE deserves
You sound like a horrible human bean.
>that feel when there was a tall girl at the last swing dance weekend event I went to that I really wanted to dance with
>didn't because muh anxiety and asking people to dance is RUFF
I noticed her glancing at me a lot throughout the Friday/Saturday dances but I think that's becauseI was high as shit doing jumps and tricks in the hallway(s) and she was close by once so she probably thought I was ~ECCENTRIC~ or something.
>>24411832
I bet you kek manlets all day long, Stacy. Tallfag here, and I have no sympathy for you.
>>24412056
Oh.. I forgot about that. Oh well.
>>24411826
This is a real problem.
>>24411832
This is a retarded fake problem.
But look at which post gets betaboy replies.
Kill yourselves.I hope you're okay, Mom-less femanon.
>>24408503
me and tfw no gf
>>24412109
You fucked up, nigga.
FUCKED
UP
PERIOD
FULL STOP
.
>>24411826
>not hunting down your step-dad and introducing him to some sweet 7.62x54rI only replied because that anon replied and I moused over and saw you posted because I'm tunnel-visioning hard atm
>>24408613
Don't forget dick size
>tfw 4.5 inches at 100% erect
>could be worse I guess
>>24412158
>7.62x54r
Stop being poor and having poor people guns.
>>24412109
He has been contactfagging for years now. Eeyore has plenty of females interested in him. His ideal girl is someone that looks like his mother and ignores everyone else with his high standards. Surprised he has been less misogynistic lately
>>24411661
Im not nervouse cause of that, Im nervouse b/c were both girls butthats what makes it exciting.
>>24408607
You're a stupid roastie whore
>>24412218
But it's a good niggerknocker-sized round that will blow a hole in anything you hit. No need to be excessive for the sake of excessiveness. Dat lubricated 7.62x54r will be enough to get the job done. Non-lethal or lethal; either way.HEAVEN OR HELLLET'S ROCK
>>24412249
>ask for months and maybe years when my biography will be released
>never once gotten an answer
NO REALLY I WANT TO KNOW WHO ALL THESE FEMALES INTERESTED IN ME ARE
I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY IDEAL FEMALE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MY MOTHER
I WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM CONSISTENTLY ATTRACTED TO AVERAGE GIRLS BUT SHITPOSTERS CONSISTENTLY TELL ME I AM NOT
WHY ARE MY BELIEFS INCORRECT AND FALSE
TELL MEtfw drunk enough to respond to shitpostingplease save me
>>24408897
sucks, brah.
>>24412158
I've thought about doing that, to be honest.
But he's not even worth it.
Two years ago he called me at 2am on her death anniversary, frantically insisting that he wants to reconnect and go to my Mom's grave together right now (whatever), and I fucking fell for it.
The truth was, he went to my Mom's funeral service but he never went to my Mom's burial (because he had already skipped out) and the reason he called me because he could never find her gravestone in the giant graveyard.
He hasn't spoken to me since.
I don't even feel bad for myself and my shitty situation as much as I feel bad for my Mom. She REALLY trusted him to be there for me, and implicity asked him to do so when he moved in. I don't even actually want anything from him, but she just deserved a lot better than this.
>>24408613
I don't because I'm not a fucking faggot
>>24412389
:c
That's heart breaking to the extent that it makes me angry. How could someone abuse someone's trust so much? I'm glad you've come to some closure, but I wish your own life wasn't so depressing.
>>24412389
>not worth it
ENABLING BEHAVIOR
>fell for it
you fucking WEAK-WILLED BAKA
>I don't even actually want anything from him
You should. HisFUCKING DEATH.Bring vengeance to your mother's memory, fool.
>tfw this is sobering me up
>>24412422
Take your safe space shit out of here and go back to reddit. I didn't ask you faggot.
>>24412347
>"You have no conversations"
I'm going to go play video games cutie, see you later hopefully.
woman eating pizza for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJ23QBGRec
>>24407483
Not bad.
I liked this one.
>>24407483
>boyfriend
Good, all those men are emotionally immature.
what cooking channels do you people like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxAZj_4dXI
>>24412000
This. They get so defensive and butthurt.
>>24411716
Wouldn't stop me honestly.I have really bad teeth too, probably worse than yours, so I know the pain and insecurity that comes along with it.
>"men" that think you wear make-up to impress them
>>24413701
Cooking with Dog of course.
>>24414900
I know women wear make-up to look cute for themselves and shit, but i want to slap girls who cake it on. Like holy fuck, why? Stop lookin like clowns.
>>24407546
FUCK WHY DIDNT THE THREAD JUST DIE HERE?!?!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS?!
>>24412771Im making mine now!!!!
>254 replies
>none of them are sages
>>24417316
c-can i join?
>please
