>doing college group project
>have a mandatory meeting with the group on the only day off of classes i have
>pretty pissed because I spent the night jerking off and photoshopping people i went to highschool with in various porno scenes
>end up not even cumming so i have to leave having edged enough to have cum sitting in my shaft
>meeting is boring, spend most of my time looking at the cute westernized asian girl in the group and imagining all sorts of lewd scenarios that she's in and thinking of what kind of fetishes she would be into, she seemed like the type to love anal and degredation/humiliation
>had to bring my laptop in to display a powerpoint presentation that i was assigned to do so it's hooked up to a tv in the meeting room
>i'm not that autistic to have anime backgroudns or rance exe's on my desktop so nobody thinks twice at my outstretched wallpaper of pic related
>take a five minute break and i decide to email myself some funny picture ideas to photoshop when i get home
>sign in using my @cumallover.me email address
>write out as much information as i can, something about the asian girl being in some twin peaks black lodge type room with purple walls and green floors that are textured with japanese ascii emotion and she's kneeling in front of a statue of david with one long horsecock flowing down his milky marble thighs like one of those /d/ photos
>forgot to remove the projector cable from my laptop and all of this was on the tv
>tfw paid 30k to go to college and be expelled with a sexual offense charge and now 28k in debt with no chance at getting a job
can any of you people tell me where to get a helium tank again?
jesus christ that is rough
did you get a refund on any of your tuition?
>>24406950
none of it. i worked for a few weeks which got me to pay off 2000 of it, which is why i'm left with the rest
I don't believe you, mang.
>>24407106
it's unfortunately true,
why would someone lie on the internet? i haven't even told my mum yet
why are you such a piece of shit deviant?
do you not see any problem with your behavior you disgusting fuck?
did your daddy not give you enough attention?
>>24407165
you could try taking that advice to /pol/
/r9k/ is for deviants to come and talk. why are you surprised that i happen to be one?
>>24407136
reddit upboats
fuck off
>>24407192
most deviants are at least aware of how degenerate they are and have good enough sense to not be pathetic sexually frustrated man-babies in public
>>24407236
the only thing that went wrong was that the fucking cord was stuck in it. i wouldn't have fucked my entire life up if i had known that it was in public. fuck
>>24406866
>tfw I will never drop in on am 80 ft wave
>>24407270
when you play stupid games don't be surprised when you win stupid prizes
maybe if you hadn't been up all night edging like a depraved lunatic your head would have been cleared and you wouldn't have felt the need to type up your sad fetish in public, even if you weren't hooked up to a monitor
have fun telling mum for me :)
>>24407333
i can almost sense your arrogant fucking stench in my room
>i know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go on this board, predominantly for losers and their ilk to congregate and talk amongst each other because they have a common sense of loserness to them, and i'm gonna talk so much shit about them and call them out on how much of a loser they are, it's totally gonna make them cry because they totally are not already complacent with the fact that yes indeed, they are a loser already.
i'd be sad 4u if i wasn't already depressed over my failure of a life. get real kiddo :^)
>>24406866
Show us what you typed up senpai
>>24407383
i never ended up sending it, she saw it and started yelling at me and i closed the browser and laptop down. i hope they don't decide to investigate my laptop because i've written some other pretty raunchy stuff. but idk if i want to share any to put me in the deep end any further yknow?
>>24407421
I don't think they'd even have the right to investigate your laptop, it's your own property.
This is a pretty nightmarish situation, I feel sorry for you. Time to start looking for a job.
>>24406866
>sexual offense charge
lmfao way to kill any truth to your "story". such bullshit, at least try to make it believable
>>24407319
it sure is a big wave
>>24406866
This sounds like a totally believable story so I totally believe that this totally happened. Totally.
>>24407496
well what else are they going to do? i have to meet with the president and teacher and the group on monday, i know i'm being expelled i've been told that, and she said she was taking it to the police. what the fuck am i supposed to do?
>>24407583
sexual offense charge for typing your little sex fantasies?
wat.
>>24407583
Stand up for yourself and your rights you fag.
If this is real then you might want to retain a lawyer OP
>>24407625
well specifically naming her and the dirty things that would happen in said fantasy, like taking her pictures from facebook and using them as "lore" for situations and stuff. i'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment non?
i live in a sjw feminist city so i think i'm fucked either way
>>24407583
>>24407625
>>24407660
kill yourself and leave a note blaming feminists
post it to 4chan, you fucking c uck
>>24406866
you stupid faggot
