How many times do you figure you've fapped in your life time?
I was just trying to do the math and I ended up on the region of 2500 times.
3000~ if I had to guess
>>24405855
Post number is the amount of times I've fapped
And it ends with dubs.
An average of twice a day since I was 12 1/2. At 22 1/2 it's gotta be about 7300+ times.
Just going on the average that I've wanked once a day since I started and rounding off days cuz I'm lazy.
Probably 4500+ times
Huh. I usually don't fap more than once a day, and a lot of times I usually go about two or three days without doing it. There have been about 5110 days between the age I started fapping and now, so if I had to guess I'd say something like 2500 times?
>>24405943
It seems you have to finish fap to count
I would say about 2000 times.
Let's see, 30 and I think I started at 14. So, about 16 years. 365 x 16 = 5840. There were some days I'd go crazy and do it like 6 or 7 times. I've only slowed down recently, so let's average it out to 3 times a day.
5840 x 3 = 17, 520 times.
5300 give or take a thousand.
400 million sperm in a single ejaculation.
2120000000000 have died for my pleasure.
two trillion one hundred twenty billion.
I don't remember when I started tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you).
Maybe around 14, I'm 28 now, so like 14 years, once a day on average (sometimes more, sometimes rarely I'd skip a day) so around 5000 times.
On a related note - I've had sex like 200 times with two girls.
I'm 19 and i already jerked off approximately 6000 times. feels terrible mane
12 years, AT LEAST twice per day
8766 times at least
beat that
>>24406411
>beat that
indeed
>>24406203
But how many times have you had sex?
>19
>masturbated 4300 times
>never had sex
>never kissed a girl
Just fuck my shit up.
>>24405855
Started at 12, currently 22. On average 1.7 times per day.
1.7 * 365 * (22 - 12) = 6205
So about 6000 times.
>>24405855
> 21 years since I started fapping
> about once a day on average
> 364.25 days in a year
about 8000
>>24405855
what if you unleashed all those loads at once right now?
>>24409233
OP's load would be about 6.6 gallons of cum Which weighs 55.079862 pounds if it were water, but since it's cum it'd weigh more depending on how healthy his loads are on average. If just half his loads are worth a damn he'd be cumming about 80 pounds worth of semen give or take.
"You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after 9/11 you masturbated, like how long you waited. And for me it was between the two buildings going down."
LouisCK
At an average of once per day since I was 10, I've fapped about 2950 times. Almost hit the big 3 baby!
825 ish
>>24405855
1.5 times a day for 9 years. Rounding it to that because I've taken a few days off, but wanked several times in a day more than I've taken days off. So around 5000 times. Considering my loads are on the smaller end, that's about 4 gallons of infertile ejaculate.
Estimating around 7000 faps
1.2/day * 16 years
9000-11000 maybe less or more
>>24405855
Only?
Honestly, I might have crossed 10.000 a while ago.
>>24405855
Somewhere between 2000 and 2500. Been fapping for 8 years.
I've fapped 6 times a day since I was 12. I'm 19 now. So that's 15330. What the fug
Started in 6th grade at age 12, age 24 now, fapping an average of twice a day. So it would come out to around 8500 faps in my life so far. Maybe a little lower.
The past few years have included some Advanced Masturbation, fun stuff like erotic hypnosis, self bondage, anal play, onaholes, etc. Next will probably be cross dressing.
>>24405855
Honestly, I have no idea, the number would probably in the 3000's desu, and I'm a 20 year old femanon.
When I was like 15 I had this competition with 2 of my best mates (both guys) to see who could fap and successfully come the most over the course of one week.
My daily average was 7 times, on one of those days I came 12 times, 6 of those in the space of about half an hour. Once I get going I just can't stop and end up coming over and over again, within minutes.
I racked up a total of 43.
The most the guys got was like 14, if I remember correctly.
It was pretty fun desu, I should try again now that I have a vibrator.
>>24410743
>14
casuals
Around 7,665 times. Maybe a little less.
>>24410743
Pretty weak desu. I'm a guy and I don't think I'd have trouble hitting 50 in a week if I applied myself.
>>24411307
Yeah I have to agree, I'd definitely be able to go way more now than I did back then. But at the time I was going through some health issues so I know I could beat 43 by a long way
Zero. Never felt the urge to actually do it.
Every day for the past 2 years, every other day for 3 years before that
At least 20k times. No wonder I never find anyone attractive.
>>24405855
Somewhere between 4015 and 4380.
11 or 12 years of one wank per day. Though I have fapped twice more often than I've missed a day, so probably closer to 4380
>>24413929
The average load contains 100 million sperm
100000000 x 4015 = 401500000000 (four hundred one billion five hundred million) sperm cells gone to waste
