>had the noose around my neck
>as it was clamping down I panicked
>unloosen the rope and come back here crying
I want to do it /r9k/ but I can't get past the choking for air part.
You don't need to tie the noose especially tight, it just has to be an actual noose so that when you kick away the chair or whatever the rope will tighten around your neck and you won't be able to reach anything to save yourself as the blood is cut off to your brain and your windpipe is constricted.
>>24401561
youre supposed to break your neck retard
>>24401561
You could always find some other way to end it.
The thing that keeps me away from hanging is the high chance of failure. I don't want to try to kill myself, fail, and end up being a brain dead vegetable that can be manipulated for the rest of my life.
>>24401561
Why not go to /fit/ and the get a gf.
Don't die anon.
why bother killing yourself, you'll die eventually anyway. might as well see what happens.
>>24401656
This. Life is worth living anon.
>>24401561
be a man, cut youself in bathtub
>>24401624
unless you are pro you are not going to break your neck. you need to calculate length of the rope and other shit.
>>24401667
>unless you are pro you are not going to break your neck. you need to calculate length of the rope and other shit.
if you want to die you can take the time to do it
theres a hundred tutorials out there
>>24401561
>I want to do it /r9k/ but I can't get past the choking for air part.
Do you even know what you are doing? Grow the fuck up kid.
Read a fucking book, save up some money and move to a different place, get a job, visit a zoo. Life is fucking simple, so fucking simple but worthless cunts like you need empathy. Noone fucking cares if you kill yourself and your family will forget your useless ass in less than 10 years. How about you stop being a useless fuck for once in your worthless life and do something, decide to do something then do it. Stop visiting r9k and circle jerking with the sadfags.
>>24401691
hmm well true that. what I wanted to point out is fact that if you do hanging as you should it is instant death rather than strangulation.
>>24401561
Your best option is to OD, or maybe both OD and hanging. Why not just go all out?
>>24401710
>muh tough love
You are fucking useless at helping people
>>24401656
I don't want a gf.
>>24401691
Post them.
>>24401710
Go back to Facebook ree normie etc.
>>24401667
Cutting is just as unreliable.
>>24401710
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>>24401561
Try taking some drugs before you do it.
>>24401753
>Cutting is just as unreliable.
really? if you don't do it just for attention then you are dead as soon as you are done cutting both hands because there is no way you can stop such bleeding on your own. and just to make sure, you are in bathtub full of hot water which will prevent your veines from shrinking and possibly saving your ass.
>>24401561
c'mon, OP a fucking noose? what is it the 14th sentry? try method in pic related
>>24401561
proof that suicide is what pussies do
>>24401960
you can as well lock yourself in garage and start the car...
>>24401749
Probably because he doesn't actually care about you, as he shouldn't. Nobody gives a shit about your misery you faggot
>>24402058
Keep it up you're unraveling all the world's secrets with your "tough love"
>>24401983
>guy pussies out and doesnt commit suicide
>"only pussies commit suicide!!"
I dont even know where to tell you to go back to
>failing at killing yourself
Killing yourself is so easy. You are the biggest fuckup on the planet, but you must have already knew that because you were trying to kill yourself.
>>24401960
I always come here to post this then realize i shouldn't because most of these people are better off not dead desu senpai
>>24401710
whats your address my man
Why not find a high building and jump off, landing head first on concrete? Pretty sure chances of surviving that are low.
>>24402246
i mean you smug anime girls are funny and all, but is this really what OP needs right now? show some fucking sympathy you normie. we all get picked on IRL, so we come here so we can pick on each other?
REEEEEEEE
hmm does it?