what is the largest and most dangerous animal i can realistically own as a neet?
willing to devote all my time but a tiger or lion is too expensive and needs a special diet, is a dog the only other option?
is this to scare people or to have sex with?
Kidnap a newborn bear cub and raise it as your son.
If you condition it right, it will adapt to a human lifestyle flawlessly.
>>24399862
to scare myself, sounds corny but i feel like if i could make best friends with a literal predator then it may help my depression.
>>24399912
You could get a huge snake
>>24399823
>not buying a wolf
>>24399823
There are giant dogs you can own that could probably kill you in a single bite.
>>24399940
arent they also ridiculously expensive
Get a dog that can kill a mountain lion.
Posion dart frog
The power alone of life and death with such a creature will drive you insane
>>24399940
i forget the species name, anyone?
inb4 grizzly bear
>>24399927
Dogs and wolves are literally the same species.
LELLE
A nigger
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>>24399823
Animals must be free you fucking retarded animal jailer motherfucker...
>>24399997
Look at this animal rights PEDO guy
>>24399970
>tfw 2 chihuahuas sitting by me right now
literal wolves that love me and will kill for me.
>>24399823
A male PoC of African American descent.
>>24399997
you assume i don't live in the forest.
>tfw putting wild rabbits in my bed and they want to snuggle to stay warm instead of running away
>>24399823
In Las Vegas you can legally own anything as a pet.
Maybe you can get a falcon and train it to attack roasties.
Or you can get one of those super dangerous attack dogs and just let it roam free.
Or you buy some bee keeping equipment and raise some pissed off hornets.
