*BRAAAAAAAP*
Oh fuck that one burned coming out! Lick my asshole to make it feel better, babe
>brap thread
it's time
>>24399199
Dude you gotta stop farting in my face. I really don't like smelling it and its getting out of hand
>haha! another well executed brap meme!
>drink this protein shake so you can release another :^)
fucking degenerate I'm glad you don't have a gf
I think farts are fucking nasty. How is this a fetish
Who's your brapfu?
Eve Taboo is mine. Bbw + huge loud farts make my cock diamonds
>You will never feel a warm *BRAAAAP* against your dick as you spoon her
>>24399199
*BRAAAAAP*
Oh I didn't see you there anon! Was just practicing my tuba lessons for orchestra tomorrow!
Fart fetish is a gateway perversion to scat.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24121529
nothing will ever top this
>tfw have fantasies of catching my future gf's farts in a jar and rigging the jar into a perfume sprayer.
Why do I have such a retarded fetish?
>mfw this fucking thread, jesus christ.
>wanting someone to fart in your face
No thanks.
>>24400189
when memes go too far
>>24399199
I need eugenics because..
farts just seem unfeminine to me in a weird way
i can even kind of understand scat because it's like the girl is horribly dominating you by subjecting you to her grossest thing, i get it
but farts are not only gross, they are like
childishly guyish. a girl's poop is like "a girl's poop," it retains the girl part and the poop part so i understand that it's like a dirty girl thing. but farts somehow shed the girl part and just remind me of embarrassing children's cartoon clowns being silly
i am glad i'm not into farts
real glad
Anytime you feel lonely or you want to have a girlfreind, just think of BRAAP. That's what I do.
It is a great equalizer of the sexes. Girls are disgusting. Makes me feeel better about being single, and makes me feel like women are not perfect, but are fallible, and smelly. This is also evident when women don't wear makeup. Unfortunately, most women do wear makeup so we can't see how they really look.
>>24400191
you realise perfume is a liquid right
>>24402211
I understand this feel
they look good, but at the end of the day we're all skin-sacks of disgusting fluids and substances that we constantly excrete through literal holes in our fuckin skin, large and small, which lead to the inside of our fuckin bodies.
It's bizarre when you think about it.
I want to become a robot so I don't have to be this walking sack of disgusting shit anymore.
OP here
My sides are sky rocketing
*BLRRRAAAARRRT*
