Well which one motherfucker?
>>24398713
/pol/ most definitely
/soc/ duh.
>>24398713
>Not picking /soc/
I'd still would have trouble losing my virginity
no downside to /soc/
>>24398713
Where is /r9k/?
>>24398713
All of them at once.
>>24398801
Implying any of them have downsides.
>>24398713
/pol/. I want a true understanding of politics without propagandists leaving their mark and I want a lasting legacy.
>>24398802
>You gain access to an infinite supply of chicken tendies, you will find that your parents are more than willing to house and support you for the rest of their lives, you are now physically incapable of losing your virginity
I kill the man for offering completely useless powers, and continue shitposting on /r9k/, /v/, and whatever board I come across each day.
>>24398840
>physically incapable of losing your virginity
So what, you get your penis cut off?
>>24398886
You become a fat 4'10 neckbeard.
>>24398840
cool with me, although I would prefer something like:
>You no longer feel cold or hunger. You won't die from starvation nor from any disease. Your body became a mechanical wonder but no one else can see you for what you really are. You are free from torments and temptations of this world. Your thoughts are logical, your feelings pure.
>oh and you get free wifi whenever you go and can surf the web and play vidya without any device just by using your thoughts
>>24398713
>pick /fit/
>godly body forever
>strength allows for massive sporting achievements granting you a lasting legacy
>>24398886
>After attempting to lose your virginity, tentacles protrude from your pelvis, not only killing your partner but feeding her precious bone marrow. After feeding 10 times you gain the power to summon it at will, giving you access to an array of tentacle virgin powers that make even the bravest warriors cower in fear.
>>24398713
>/d/
Every 3 days I could be extremely happy, the rest I could waste playing vidya/watching anime
>/trv/
sounds pretty robot like still want /d/ thoughsuper lewd
>>24398833
it is actually easy if you can just think logically. you have to understand that sometimes there are things which you shouldn't know. and that certain informations are not shared for a certain reason.
/pol/ without a doubt.
The thing is if you choose /soc/ you can have some of the other things too, traveling for free will become very easy
>/pol/
>institut libertarianism
>ron paul 2012
>>24398953
I'm not saying that I can't think for myself and can't discern truth from falsehood somewhat reliably, it's just it's impossible to do that with a 100% accuracy rate.
/d/,Sweet sweet Futa
>>24398713
>fit
what would i do with being handsome
>fa
what would i do with being handsome
>pol
why would i want to be a politician. that's nasty
>d
im too vanilla to enjoy it to the fullest
>trv
too much hassle
>soc
what would i do with being sociable
i want /g/ or /sci/
>>24398991
I feel like it might be a bit surreal having someone become your best friend after a minute, or falling in love with you in an hour, you may find it feels superficial an lose touch with reality
>>24398713
/spc/, /fa/, and/d/are the most tempting
>>24398713
>/pol/
>the information will be 100% correct and unbias.
nice try 'mysterious man'
>>24398713
>/d/
>No one else can see the succubus
>Into voyeurism
welp
>>24398713
>you can only use this power if no one is looking at you
/fa/ggots blown the fuck out
>>24398802
You can get ability to fuck up relationships and be terrible at talking to other people, you will also be a virgin for the rest of your life.
But the Pro of this is no one will miss you when you die.
>>24398713
Duh, /pol/ because you can get anything you want with power. Besides, I'm not that ugly or fat, I just need a position of power.
All except /fa/ are good. But /soc/ is gay crap too.
I'd go with /fit/ because I'm pretty /pol/ as it is.
/d/ would be a thrill though.
>>24398713
/fit/ Have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger circa Conan the Barbarian, and multiple times stronger than any elite athlete. Get free money by turning up to strongman events and keking everyone there by lifting everything with no effort.
Orrr /d/ - the only way I could ever live out my giantess fetish (tfw).
>>24399146
post some of your favs senpai?
>>24398713
>/k/
>you are given an old mosin nagant. this mosin houses the soul of a dead russian soldier. it will never miss its target and make you the most skilled operator on earth.
>you will also get a flecktarn jacket. this jacket will render near invisible when in wooden areas and give you bear grylls level innawoods survival skills
>>24398713
/fit/
Perfect body, perfect health.
>>24398713
>/fit/
>not making you a faggot
>>24399164
Needs a downside.
>If you come across a Finn you will lose all your powers
>>24398814
yup im doing that, but wat about /ck/ and /tv/? i want those powers too
>>24399188
/pol/ looks like the hardest one. The others are for fun. The /pol/ one you have to work to be great and then you have to work even harder so your legacy doesn't fall.
and I just hate working gringo.
>>24399164
>bear grylls level innawoods survival skills
So you'll always be accompanied by a full team, have instant access to a car/helicopter and always have a room at a fancy local hotel available?
/pol/
Time for a true Beta Uprising.
>>24399196
It already has a downside. The downside is that you get a mosin nagant and a semi automatic.
/d/ for fucking sure
/d/
>be in a great mood because i'm never sexually frustrated
>get to live out wild fantasies that no else could ever be able to
>can make my succubus look like any grill i like
way too good to pass up
>>24399278
*And not a semi automatic
>Pick /d/
>Spawn sadistic succubus
>Make her kill whoever I don't like
>Get /fit/ on my own from working out and cardio from fucking succubi.
>Sex gives me confidence, so I find friends easily
>Make succubus rob bank. Nobody can see her so I make millions robbing the world blind
>Nobody can see the succubi so I just have her spy on politicians and give me the political information of /pol/
Invisible demon I can spawn anywhere is pretty OP tbqh. All I have to do is make the pursuit of higher wealth, power, and status my current sexual fantasy.
>not picking /fit/ and becoming a superhero
You guys suck tbph.
if i pick [s4s] do i get to be the ultimate shitposter?
/pol/
then i'll work on getting robots put into mandatory work camps until they "normalize"
>>24398713
/trv/ for sure. Speaking any language fluently is simply amazing, and would open up your mind completely.
Assuming I can just keep traveling to places and living there with an average amount of money, it would be the dream.i would also fuck hundreds of sexy asian women
>>24399475
>hundreds of sexy asian women
Muh nigguh, I didn't consider that.
>>24399475
>he thinks learning a foreign language opens his mind
How simple can you get.
Finally, a scubus of my very own.
>>24398907
>they would call me autismus prime
>>24398993
You forgot that if you pick /pol/ you won't be uninformed retard any more. How then be libertardian?
>>24398713
Already have /trv/, /soc/, and /fa/ powers to an extent. I don't care to be anymore fit than I am and if I want to I could work out. I don't give a shit about my countries politics.. So I guess /d/ powers nigger.
Probably /fit/ since I already have the /pol/ one naturally and the /fit/ one would help
>>24398713
*teleport to an airport*
That is fucking retarded! Why wouldn't you just teleport to the location to find a bag?
>>24398713
I'm between /pol/ and /d/ because the other ones can be achieved IRL already (except changing your face)
>>24398713
No /mu/ walk away
>>24398713
I want the dude to go away and thinks to be like they are now. I can take the suffering.
/pol/
I'm content with my /fit/ and /fa/.
Where's the option to become the little girl?
Hmmm /trv/.
I'm a wanderer.
>>24398713
/po/ nig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QkaXrEWPP4
>>24399274
The hero we deserve.
vdsosdpofisdopfdi
/soc/ is the best.
>You don't need a perfect body or face. People will love you within an hour of knowing you no matter what.
>You don't need to start a movement. People will already love you so they will be nice to you, no need to change the world.
>Since people love you (even celebrities) you can make money or get your hands on it pretty easily. Travel wherever you like. Knowing extra languages is unnecessary, people will love you within an hour no matter what.
>/d/ is the only thing you can't truly attain, but since every girl you talk to is guaranteed to love you, you can probably find one that really strikes your fancy.
/soc/ is OP as fuck. Only /d/ can compete.
If I had to choose, either /pol/ or /soc/
/soc/ literally makes every other option useless. You don't need an amazing body or to dress well if everybody loves you instantly, you can learn every secret out there cause people will trust you, and you will be able to get bitches whenever you want so no need for the succubus.
/d/ is the obvious one for me.
>>24398713
>you can't quite identify him
Yes I can. It's moot.
Can someone add more boards to this?
>>24398713
/pol/ is the only choice that isn't completely selfish. If you pick anything other than /pol/ you've lost your will to struggle and forge your own destiny.
>>24398713
/d/ since it wont fuck my life up, i can just fuck her instead of fapping
everything else would change life far too drastically and you would be come completely fucked in the head
>>24402581
what kinda roll you want
>>24402581
>/s4s/
>You can browse any board on 4chan, and every post you make will get at least dubs. You get no other special powers.
>>24398886
In my case nothing happens. My face is enough for that.
>>24402855
holy shit
he's telling the truth
>>24398713
/trv/ I love to travel. And it makes you the ultimate NEET, since you just get money out of nowhere.
>>24402385
this
blix
>>24399641
AUTISMBOTS, ASSEMBLE!
>>24398713
I pick none, as I don't want to stop browsing /jp/
>>24398713
probably /trv/, /d/ or /fit/
/d/
As long as my sexual needs are satisfied I don't really need anything else.
/pol/ most likely, even though I'm no /pol/tard. Having complete, factual, unbiased information of anything political on a global scale, is much too powerful a "skill" to not have. I wouldn't really end up becoming an active politician as that's not really my thing, but I could maybe be some adviser of said new movement instead.
It would be useful to be able to counter behind-the-scenes negative stuff happening in the Western world as well as the whole issues in the middle-Eastern world and whatnot, though with the power "only" giving access to all information past and present, it would only help so much.
Any current political power changing their motives/objectives or plan of approach somewhat would be able to make the countermovements much less efficient against them.
/fa/ is useless to me as I'm working on clothesmaking already and my 5/10 face is decent enough.
/fit/, I am content enough with my body to not have enough motivation to improve already, the x10 strength multiplier would be nice but only if my joints and such would improve as well; they are subpar, it'd only get worse lifting 10 times as much.
/trv/ is interesting but I'm too comfy staying home most of the time, not to mention having a job.
/d/ would be my only way of getting sex - sex and intimacy being all I miss by being single it's tempting.
/soc/ would be pretty nice, but "making" women fall in love with me would feel superficial, not something I could work with at all. If a woman would ever fall in love with me on her own, I wouldn't believe it was genuine and not because of this power.
I do decently enough socializing already, but a great boost to it might be my choice provided I have the option to avoid women falling for me through said powers unless I specifically will it.
In addition I might be able to help people through it as well, especially people whom normally don't open up to people as easily.
>>24399018
>g
>your computers can only run gentoo
>You'll get the newest Iphones for free, all your life
kek
but +1 for /sci/
>>24399079
Oy vey, just take the deal goyi--I mean, guy.
>>24398993
>not instituting the Fourth Reich
Pleb.
>>24405119
and then pew pew you're dead
/fit/
join some basic ass boxing class
join some ratchet MMA contest
Knock out people with one punch everytime
Join the UFC, become Champion for the next 10 years
Have a crowd of people who "love" me like /soc/
Rich enough to buy every cloth I want like /fa/
get all the semen demons I want like /d/
can go anywhere I fucking want like /trv/
>>24402385
100% what I was thinking too, being a person everyone loves being around gives you so much power, you can only browse /soc/ though, so there's the downside I guess
>>24402385
When I look at /soc/ I sort of feel like a robot would lose their personality. It's not "magic" that causes them to like you. The first 4 words say "you excel at socializing" you become another person in other words.
>>24398713
/pol/, in order to put into motion my hedonistic utilitarian masterplan for the universe.
>>24405442
Hence why I'd rather be some adviser than the leader of such a movement. Preferably one who's unknown to most people or something, complete anonymity would be even better.
Besides, I wouldn't be one to claim I somehow know of a better solution to the whole global crapfest that is and has been going on as long as we can look back in history.
Assuming the "falling in love" thing of /soc/ is on demand rather than that always occurring whenever you find someone even slightly interesting and talk for an hour, I think the /soc/ powers would be something of most use overall for me.
Only allowed to browse to /soc/ as "down side" is no issue either, I'd simply stop browsing 4chan altogether.Not to mention the possibility of browsing similar boards on other chans if really needed.
>>24398713
Reject the offer. Can't trust such things.
>>24398713
/soc/ looks like the best one, but I really don't want to browse that shit board. I don't really frequent ANY of those boards though, so I would be done with 4Chan, no matter which one I choose.
I think I would either go with /soc/ or /d/. Probably /d/
>/tv/
>Be able to detect treason at any time
/pol/ for sure
God tier
/trv/, /pol/,
Good tier
/fit/, /d/
You chose poorly tier
/soc/, /fa/
>>24398713
Can't decide between /pol/ or /trv/
I think /pol/ just because being only able to browse /trv/ would be shit, I'd have to go to 4+(5-1)chan which is slow as shit
/fa/, only thing that matters is the face.
>>24402581
>/ck/
>you'll never feel hungry again. You can still eat, but without worry, for you can't ever get fat. You become one of the best cooks in the world, able to make any meal without any need of a recipe, and it'll taste amazing every time
Dunno if need downsides, /soc/ pretty much doesn't have one in the OP pic. Maybe, meals not prepared by you will taste like crap?
>>24398713
/d/. My main fetishes all involve being other people (body switching + possession mainly), so /fit/ and /fa/ are basically combined for me.
>>24398713
Obviously /pol/, because you gain unlimited power and therefore you can achieve any other thing. Somebody needs to make downsides. For example, you choose /pol/, but your balls drop off or something. 6/10 post OP.
>>24398713
/d/ all the way.
I like /trv/ but the fact that you have to be abroad for a full month put me off. Do you have to spend the full month there or can you be there for 2 weeks or only a few days and then fly back home and wait for the reset?
/soc/ is the second best imo, physical looks won't really matter when people automatically love you (so that cancels out /fa/ and /fit/ unless you're doing the aesthetics for yourself), and as another anon stated, being universally liked/loved is very powerful and can easily compete with the /pol/ power, the only difference being you don't have the political knowledge.
Though I can see a danger with the /soc/ one. Because of your newfound popularity, you'll be talking to a lot more people and thus making more people love you. And there's always a likelihood of a crazy falling for you and then they try to murder you or the people close to you because yandere.
