>are you still a virgin anon?
>Yeah Anon, just tell us already. We all fucking know.
>>24398552
Are you still being a whore?
>>24398552
None of your fucking business cheeky little cunt.
>>24398596
if you refuse to answer, that basically mean you are. Just start chuckling in fake disbelief, and during that quickly make up some story of shagging some girl.
>>24398552
yeah, because ugly cunts like you make my dick soft.
By what definition?
>>24398552
That depends on you ;)
Yes but you could change that M'lady :)
no i hired a whore
I know this girl.
ya, so?
YA, SO?
Not, for long. By the way, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Of course I am a virgin, Stacy. I'm currently in my path of learning the Dark Arts of wizardry and in a couple of years I'll be able to see what you aren't.
*stares her in the eye until it becomes awkward and she leaves or change the subject*
>>24398552
Of course not, Stacy, life has fucked me so hard.
>>24398777
>>24398803
swaggest gentlemen in this thread
>>24398570
>>24398552
No. Been there done that a few too many times.
>>24398552
Sabtastique will never notice you
;_;
Yeah not uuou with you thanks to you tthough
Fucking roastie
>Yes because I'm sexist and can't bring myself to fuck a man's asshole.
>tfw no decent woman to settle with.
>>24398552
I don't give a shit about your filthy bleeding vagina.
>>24398552
>those eyes
oh shit
Goys, do any of you get off on taking the piss out of women?
I've had a few chances to get laid but with every girl I come across, I like to demean them, softly enough that they still want my BIG WHITE COCK.
I can't help it, they're just so fucking stupid and fun to annoy.
I'll probably never get laid because I can't take the bitches seriously.
>>24400148
What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you have a stroke?
>>24398858
>*what a creep* *snicker snicker*
>>24400247
he's probably trying to elude the robot
>>24398552
Yeah, I'm saving myself up for my future wife.
>"No, I had some girlfriends" (lie)
>"Awww to bad, I wanted to steal it Anon :3c"
Jfcmsuf.
>>24398552
I'm only 22 so I still have plenty of time, right?
>>24400735
I told myself that, and then I woke up and I was 27.
>>24398552
If a somewhat attractive girl ever asked me this, I'm gonna hardwire this response into my mind, to activate when asked:
>"Yeah, you wanna change that?"
And then I'll feel alpha for roughly 3 seconds before she walks away, repulsed.
It's hardwired now. It's what I'll say.
Yes, though I had sex with dozens of prostitutes, it doesn't count.
I told a girl I was a virgin and one week later she took it. We're still together. No roastie, either.
>>24398552
Yes.
Why haven't you given me a scornful look and slowly walked away yet like every other female?
Weirdo.
>>24400777
I told myself that and then I woke up and I was 34.
>>24398552
Nope. Strangely enough I was actually the first in my group of friends to lose my virginity.
>>24400888
>mfw you were probably a teen and a borderline normie at worst
>mfw she liked you already
>>24400969
Can you still look your dad in the eye without crying?
>>24399588
Swag is for boys, class is for men.
Yeah.
>Why?
I just don't get out much.
>>24398647
That's bullshit. If you don't look like a fucking mutant, the best thing to do is to just smile and say "ofc I'm a virgin, waiting for the special one" Most girls won't believe you as they allready engaged in dickswallowing when they turned 17 and on a rare occasion you might even hit one of those rare few girls that didn't have sex either or not much anyway (or can persuade people with as much confidence as you)
People allways tend to make up suff, when sometimes, the truth is the best way to make someone believe the exact opposite.
Besides, most people don't believe a functional man is able to stay a KHV for longer than 17 and if you meet someoen and hide your powerlevel well, even longterm, they pretty much think of you as a normal functional man.
>>24400908
Somebody told that themselves and didn't woke up at all
