Prove that you are a genuine robot and not just a phony pretending to be one.
>>24398248
>Well look who finally came outt of his cave!
>>24398248
I'm a weeaboo
>>24398248
Im mentally ill and one time was told to hand my brother a bottle of water and I chucked it at his forehead.
>>24398248
I'm a normie and you can't do anything about it.
>>24398248
>no job
>no friends
>no prospects
Is there any further proof needed?
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>>24398248
Im the worlds biggest loser, I cannot succeed in anything I do, I have never had a friend and have been treated like a burden my entire life
People ask if im going to be a mass shooter, and when I say im not, they believe me and never talk to me again.
All my "accomplishments", like owning a shitty car, getting a job, I did because I was forced to.
But wait, I once conned a girl into being my girlfriend for a couple of weeks when I was 14. Normans get out rooo xd
In a country where jobs are literally falling from the sky. 20 years old. Have friends, surprisingly. But no job and no real intention of getting one anytime soon. Actually hoping I get hurt in whatever industry I go into so I can sue and just shitpost here all day, every day.
>le normalfags can't be robots meme
jesus give it a rest already
>>24398248
I'm a kissless handholdless virgin
>>24398432
You're the meme, faggot normie
Am I a robot OP?
>24 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>NEET
>spend all day in my room playing piano and drawing furry porn
>fapped to furry porn since I was 16 years old
>literally cannot get a boner from humans anymore
>constantly laughing like a maniac
>sometimes dance in my room to all kinds of crazy music
>listen to country music in my car even though I'm yuropeen
being a robot isn't exactly the best thing to be, so why would anyone want to pretend to be one?
>>24398490
You're an abomination is what you are m8.
>>24398501
It's a strategy, you see. Pretend to be a robot, people think it's normal-- achievable, even. "I want that lifestyle," says the wagekuk. "I need it. I'm a robot, I deserve to live like one."
After leaving their jobs, getting a divorce, and having their children taken away from them. They can finally live "free", to shitpost here and live off the scraps left behind by non-robot wagekuks. Ruining lives and families one step at a time.
I'm a virgin, should be the only requirement.
