fuck life. I thought I was out. I thought I got to be a normie. I was so happy
>Classmates make me go out because it's my birthday
>Incredibly awkward the entire time, just standing in the corner of the smoking area because its quieter like a beta
>Classmate introduces me to his roommates friend
>qt
>Reminds me of Maisie Williams but with less fucked up eyes
>Being incredibly beta but shes laughing along anyway
>By the grace of god she is drunk enough to be into me
>Tells me how she lost her key to her house
>Tell her she could stay in mine
>accidentally pretty smooth
>Says yes
>Oh fuck what do
>Its happening
>Get back to mine, on my bed kissing, get my first kiss
>Takes off her clothes then mine
>I'm completely soft
>Looks at me with disgust
>"Oh uh hrmmm thats...strange.....I uuhhhh...maybe its because I drank too much.hehehe"
>Didn't actually drink at all
>Lick her roastie for a bit hoping that I will eventually get hard
>Was shit
>She eventually just gives up on me and falls asleep
>Spend the night spooning her naked so that was pretty gret
>Wake up the next morning rock hard
>She eventually notices. "I'm not in the mood anymore"
>Pities me and gives me a handjob then leaves
Getting messages from people I've never talked to before "Holy shit man did you finally have sex". I know that word is going to get out about what really happened.
All in all, 7/10 night
>>24397484
>All in all, 7/10 night
yeah, handjobs are under rated
Sounds like you had an awful time man, poor you.
>>24397484
God damn you fucked up.
Performance anxiety. It's natural, don't beat yourself up about it, at least she made you cum.
idgaf about her, I'm just worried about the decline of my already low social status when she tells people what happened. I don't know how to respond to any of the texts asking me what happened last night
>>24397484
That's okay Anon, that even happens to Chads sometimes. Just be happy that you at least have friends who try.
Are handjobs from qt's any better than the classic "do-it-yourself-style" ?
>>24397811
Better than 90%, but I can say that I've had better ones done myself. Was enjoyable because it was different, not necessarily better physically, I guess its more mentally. Like the way she was doing it was completely different than what I'm used to
Still seems like a pretty normie night out to me
Take your problems elsewhere you fucking normalfag.
>having problems getting hard
wew lad, tough luck
Personnally I have difficulties getting off if I don't like the girl emotionally. Some people are just like that. Took me a while to figure it out, if that's your case too it's a good thing to know
>>24397484
Pretty much the same as me first time.
Second time it was fine, don't sweat.
Slightly better than cumming straight away the second she touched you
>friends celebrating your birthday
>friends literally presents you with girls to fuck
>wow my dick didn't work I am such a robot haha
>gets a handjob from a qt
yeah your life sounds terrible
>having sex with girls in your social circle
A qt touched your dick and tried to initiate sex...
>>24397484
There's a sweet spot when drinking were you'll be hard as fuck. My first time I couldn't get it hard, the second time I had a few beers before fucking and I couldn't lose my boner. Only downside was I couldn't cum because the urge to pee was too much.
>>24397484
Handjob fucking suck. I can easily do a better job
