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So I went out, dressed up, went to a party, talked, drank, socialized,
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So I went out, dressed up, went to a party, talked, drank, socialized, danced, had a good time... and still didn't fucking get laid. FUCK. This is so goddamn frustrating. I just want to get this off my chest but now my sex drive is so crushed and defeated I don't even want to beat off, I just want to lie down and cry. My oneitis also didn't want to be around me and talk to me and probably banged some other guy she was chatting up eagerly (I could ask around to find out if she did but don't want to seem that pathetic, though I'm close to doing it). What should do I do now? Don't just say "try again", I've been trying this shit over and over and it's the same result each time.
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>>24397421
>Don't just say "try again", I've been trying this shit over and over and it's the same result each time.
Have you tried going insane? You'll have fun trying over and over, then.
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You don't deserve to be laid.
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Try, differently.
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I can smell your Thirst from here. That's why you don't get laid, because you're only objective was "get my dick wet" and girls can see that shit a mile away. Stop caring about getting laid and have a good time
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>>24397421
>My oneitis

There is your problem retard. You went to the party and got hung up on one cunt when you should have been cruising around talking to all the other vaginas until one seemed receptive to your benis.
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Why do you care so much about that? Just have a wank, mate.

You have access in ulimited quantity to all kinds of porn in the world, and can even buy for cheap a variety of sex toys. Why would you go through all that pain and effort just to put your penis in a nest of bacteria?

In the end the people judging you for being a virgin will die too and it won't matter in any way. You aren't alive for so long, enjoy your life rather than following peer pressure. Just relax, get comfy and enjoy yourself.
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>>24397421
>went out, dressed up
That was your first mistake, OP. You're supposed to dress up BEFORE you go out, not after. Did you change in the bathroom or something? Baka.
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>>24397421
I think you should sit at home and masturbate to gif on 4chan. Works for me.
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>>24397571
This. OP what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>24397503
>Girls can see that shit a mile away and they don't respond to it.
Women are such angels, right?
The proble is that op is a fat ugly weirdo, plain and simple.
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>>24397421
Normie gtfo
You deserve it. hope she sucked 2 cocks at one night
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>try ONCE
>fail and give up forever

Faggot. Even the Chaddiest Chad will occasionally go home alone. Nobody has a 100% success rate.
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>>24397421

"good time" in quotes, most of the time I was either bored with the shitty music or trying to think of ways to troll people.
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>>24397503
t. PUA

He didn't get laid because he's objectively unattractive I've accepted that's my reality so OP should too tbqh famsquad
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>>24397421
I would really really really really really really really really really really really like to help you bro, but I am even more robot and beta, so sorry.

Also 10 rejections in a row + girls with whom I didn't even try, because I've seen that they don't like me/hate me.

I won't even try anymore and I advice the same thing to you. Do something else that will fill your time (I personally play keyboards in a band and make models for a game), and you will forget about this stuff. That saves me from depression.
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>>24397421
you need to take this step by step. one doesnt go from robot to hasgf by watching few pickup videos.

start talking with people, make friends with them. Create your social circle of friends. This will open new opportunities to meet womynz. As soon as you see womynz dont just fall to their knees and beg them to fugg you. Make friends with them as well. Dont push it.
If you notice that some girl is ok with your presence, focus a bit more on her. Try to spend more time with her, even if that means go out with your friend group (and not just you two). They you can start being more direct, do some random touching to make her comfortable with it (like hugging and stuff. Dont start her groping for godssake. you are still just friends). And gradually just escalate the relationship. At some point she should be OK with you beign alone with her, so you can ask her out for some fun activity (dont say its date and dont ask her for something boring like having a coffee). If she is having fun and is happy, you can ask her out few times more for something else, or if you feel confident enough about this relationship, ask her out for a drink. With a bit of alcohol, she will possibly open enough for you to find out whether she will date you or not. They yuo will kiss her and if she smiles at you, its done.

Keep in mind that this is a lenghty process (it can take up to a year and likely more if you have no socializing skills). But its the only way how to became capable member of human society, with all its benefits (if you have no previous experience).

There will be failures upon this way, but you must not give up. According to some statistics, men who are unskilled in getting GFs can get rejected 10 times for every one girl they get. Just get on the journey, roll with the punches and you will obtain understanding how to do it along the way.

There is really no guide that could help you with this (unless you have a lot of money). You just have to figure it out yourself
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>>24397421
Get a onahole if you're that desperate
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There is no magic shortcut to get laid. The way to it is actually deceptively simple. You sinply need to be someone girls want to sleep with.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Speak. Ask yourself, "if I were a girl, would I find this guy interesting?" The answer is probably no. Change that. Become interesting.
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>>24398348

Thanks for this practical advice.

>>24397555
>Why do you care so much about that? Just have a wank, mate.

I don't know, honestly. Might be an ego thing but I just want to "win" at the game of getting gf.

>>24398359

Like I said my sex drive is diminished. It's not about getting my dick wet, I just want that girl's affection.

>>24397520

I did this but in the end I still wanted her, not the other ones. The rest I was just occupying my time with while she was talking with someone else.

>>24398820
>"if I were a girl, would I find this guy interesting?"

So basically have looks, money and status.

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>>24397608

I don't think I'm either fat or deformed, maybe getting a bit tubby because trying to bulk. You be the judge.
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>>24397421
Did you even try to talk to a girl at this party? Are you just expecting there to be a dungeon with sex slaves when you go to parties? How did you expect to get laid
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>>24397503
>stop caring about actually having a good time and have a good time
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>>24402236
this. what the fuck is the point of going to parties if not to hook up?
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