>500 word creative essay due in 3 days
>Haven't started
That's not so bad. Just start now.
>>24396649
>500 words
Shit man, that should take just a few hours.
>>24396667
> a few hours
You mean about 30 minutes at max, right?
It took me four hours to read the required material, research the history of and produce a 15 page paper on three poems for my literature class.
Don't most people type and work that fast? Like, I was under the impression that most people just procrastinated to the last minute and crammed everything into a coupla' hours.
>>24396667
>A few hours
Nigga I could that in 1 hour, and that includes procrastinating
>>24396834
>>24396842
shiggy diggy diggy doo
Just tell your teacher you're not gonna do it.
>all these newfagsbloxbloxblox
>>24396649
Is this a samefag? What in the fuck is going on here? Five hundred fucking words?!?!?! Thats like 15 minutes tops, 30 minutes, WHAT?!
>Be Hack director
>See feet and fart on live television
>10 word essay due in 3 minutes
>haven't started
UNO
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>>24396901
>mfw uno farto
>>24396649
>500 word
>essay
yeah no
>>24396649
>4000 words left on my minimum 5000 word literature study report
>due 2 hours ago
>>24396902
>could have written the essay in that time
>posts on r9k
>>24396852
I've takka'd up so many posts in my day that 500 words is seriously limiting.
If you can't come up with that many words on even the most dreary topic you should really reconsider higher education.
Play devil's advocate, adopt the voice your teacher thinks you should make and bullshit your way to victory. This is 90% of college within the liberal arts, and 100% of the reason why college is a meaningless waste of money for the entire world.
>5 word shitpost due now
>>24397025
lick anus syrian refugee scum
>>24396667
Most people can type 50wpm, the average in the US is 40. That means, if you do a bit of planning for 20 minutes or so, you could whack this shit out in 10 minutes. 3 days is literally easy mode.
Write about a crazy near-future world where they implement an ideology that everybody should know something about things they don't know about. For your school, this means they make the physics teachers teach English, the English teachers teach physics, etc. Write about one day in your life going from class to class in this school. Talk about how confusing it is. Then at the end you wonder whether this is really any less confusing than the old way, where you also struggled to understand everything. You marvel that you were just as confused under the old system as the new, but it's just a different type of confusion.
As you are walking home you see a lonely girl crying. You ask her if she is OK and she starts telling You about how confused she is. You say you are confused too. You hug each other and cry. You realize that even if things are all fucked up and confusing, sharing this feeling and comforting each other makes life worth living somwhow. End it with the Beatles quote "we get by with a little help with our friends."
There I just gave you an idea. Now make it 500 words. Done.
>>24396649
>500 words
>3 days
>creative
Are you retarded?
2000 word essay due in 2 weeks
OP just don't do it
It's fucking bullshit they even have essays that long in the first place.
all of a sudaaaa......uno farto
>50 words essay due Monday
>all I want to do is play vidya
>11 sentence paragraph due by Christmas break
What I learned in boating school is blankity blankity blank.
Is this just a spicy meme?
>Single spoken word due in 3 millennia
>Haven't even started
Just fucking end me
>>24398551
50 words? haw haw haw!
>40 pages for monday
>images and bibliography not counted in the 40
>didn't started yet
>>24398656
Yah real impressive DAD.
we have real problems okay?
>>24396975
Cambridge examinations for foreign people call a 120 words text essay.are you telling me cambridge doesn't know the definition of the word?
>2 400 word essays due in one week
>haven't started
>probably won't hand it in
I wish I was making this up.
>>24398696
That's pretty funny tBh faM
>>24396649
>have to right a 2000 word summary of the illiad and the odyssey due on Monday havnt started
>>24396649
>500 words, 3 days
500 word essays are straight up 30-60minute jobs lol
>>24398551
>>24398567
alright we get it reddit sheesh
>>24396649
3000 word essay, do it one night.
u underage fags need to leave
