sup fellow ausbots, another uneventful friday night is upon us, chads and stacies are all out partying and having sex and genuinely enjoying life while we are all alone
at least we have each other, so how are you all holding up? doing pretty shit myself
planning my suicide Tbh faM
i also wish i was dead
>>24396060
what's been troubling you?
for any of you cunts finishing exams for the year, try to do something productive over the break
>>24396082
is suicide productive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqN_q2Wfm0A
Hate this time of the year
>>24396082
what would you consider productive? all i know how to do is self loath while playing video games and masturbating to porn 6 times a day
>>24396098
see if you can up your masturbation productivity and make it 8 times a day
>>24396097
fuck, don't remind me. all that ptp and i can't touch any of it
>tfw you had an unsatisfying school life
a wisdom tooth is pushing through my gum and it is absolutely fucking hell
i keep putting bonjela on it but it does nothing
had 2 paracetamols but they've run out
fuck everything i want blow my brains out
>>24396082
i'm gonna mate
>42 degrees today
>had an exam in a hall with no fans and airconditioning
JUST
>>24396175
Sydney or was your exam the other day in Adelaide?
>>24396082
Yeah, I should be working on a program or something for my portfolio but I can't think of anything. Any ideas anon?
>>24396110
>8 times
Past about 5 or 6 i just get basically pre-cum coming out, and i put more effort in then pleasure i get out
>>24396199
Not anon but:
>make a game (cheap and cheerful is fine just needs to be a game ie Super Hexagon)
>program an Arduino to record temperature over wifi/do something over wifi
>>24396200
i don't even get precum at that point i'm just completely dry. the pain doesn't stop me though, that is literally how fucked up i am
>>24396097
i fucking love friendly jordies man
>>24396088
generally, no
why are you in such a rush to end this life, anyway?
>>24396098
try to expand your interests, anon
masturbating that much is going to really fuck with your body chemistry, you'll probably feel better if you can find enough distractions to tone it down to once every few days
>>24396175
s y d n e y?
I bet it's going to hit 50 degrees at some point soon, fuck this country
>>24396199
perhaps a variation on Conway's Game of Life?
darwin here, read comics and watch puella magi madoka magica
>>24396252
>why are you in such a rush to end this life
because our best years are behind us and we made fucking nothing out of them, life is shit and it's only going to get progressively worse
>>24396323
why not, ah, explore the canvas a little, then?
no matter your views of an afterlife, it's conceptually infinite, so you may as well see where the entirety of these years take you
and if there is no afterlife, then this is what you get, so you may aswell keep trying, no?
>>24396365
what i got is spat in my face my entire life, i'm not interested in getting older and older and becoming more and more bitter because i was robbed of a normal adolescent life
>>24396072
Ahaha look at those emus skeets
NEET here
all I do is go to the gym, ride my bike around
>>24396383
most of us have missed out on the normal experiences, does everything you desire in life exist only within those few years?
is there nothing, no possible change, goal or overall outcome, that could break you away from this mindset?
>>24396427
a minimalist life is the best life
>>24395946
I'm having some fun.
Watched the second season of Psychopass, just downloading the movie now.
With my internet it will only be another few days.
I'm also preeeeeeeety comfy
Melbourne here. Hopefully i just OD and die before i'm 30.
so all you cunts shitpost constantly, everywhere, except in au threads? Or are the shitposters out having fun tonight?
>>24396190
sydney mate
got another exam tomorrow, same hall, but it's at 9:20 so it'll be a bit cooler
so fucking sick of exams at this point
4 exams in 4 days is just shit scheduling, fuck sydney uni
>>24396459
>30
50 genuinely seems to be the cut-off these days, if you stay reasonably fit 40's shouldn't be too bad.
>>24396472
lel how are you enjoying the heat northern cunt
>>24396472
Think I've had 3 in 4 at Adelaide a few times
Who /pilbara/ here?
>tfw 45 degree days
>car aircon is shit
>nothing to do because it's so fucking hot
>staying up playing video games alone all night before going to bed for a fap
>>24396443
unless a 15 year old virgin comes and sits on my face then no
>>24396471
does any antagonistic group antagonise their own?
to be entirely honest, I rarely post, let alone outside these threads
>>24396072
wtf is the ostrich doing there. this is in south africa's khalahri
>>24396505
>45 degrees
Holy shit just seppuku already
>>24396459
Melbfag too, not even a depressed guy or anything but it's hard for me to imagine live after 30 really, or even 25.
>>24395946
trying to find a bf tbqh
>>24396562
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y
only if you're a sheila tho
>>24396550
22yo kv here, almost ready for the way of the rodge
>>24396546
It's not even summer yet
Im currently suffering from tfw no gf.
Im from Burwood Sydney
>>24396573
qld
and i can be a sheila if you want :^)
>>24396574
Meh, still no idea why people put any weight on the whole kv thing, almost every kv took it as an indication of them being unlovable or hideous or something like that when it's just a result of us not putting ourselves ou there most of the time really. Basically it will happen when you make it happen, and when it does you'll realise it made no real difference and you were the same person that you were 5 minutes before.
>>24396586
too far for boyfriendo ;_;
>>24396586
>filthy cane toad
>not a sheila
right, off to nauru with you
>>24395946
Am watching School of Rock, hungry as fuck, probably going to spend the rest of the night listening to music as my family mocks me. I honestly could be out causing trouble with my mates but I have a week left of school. I'll never seen them again. What's the point.
>>24396603
welp
one day i will find a bf in this dead state
>>24396582
tommy boy!
> so how are you all holding up?
Got a job for the first time in 2 years. Really confident about getting kept on at the end of my contract. Finally have a reason to get up in the morning. Having a job really helps my hold my life together.
Still feel terribly, terribly autistic when interacting with co-workers though, but i confided in one and they said i wasn't unapproachable or hard to talk to, so that's a win in my book.
>>24396620
Oh shit son. Ive been found out
i legit can't stand this fucking heat
wish i lived in a house with aircon
>>24396586
p-post butt, i'll be your boyfriendo
>>24396619
Ill be your boyfriend. Which part of qld?
>>24396601
>Meh, still no idea why people put any weight on the whole kv thing, almost every kv took it as an indication of them being unlovable or hideous or something like that when it's just a result of us not putting ourselves ou there most of the time really. Basically it will happen when you make it happen, and when it does you'll realise it made no real difference and you were the same person that you were 5 minutes before
except i'm being left out on what is one of the greatest and most important parts of life experience
Who else /tameimpala/ tomorrow night?
>>24396681
what part of the state do you live in?
>inb4 brisbane
>>24396680
I know this feel
>tfw winter baby
>>24396703
> Tame Impala
> Brisbane.
> Riverstage.
Lel.
melb reporting in
at least i managed to stay sober tonight, pretty proud of myself for that
>>24396729
Next post up, plz ignore.
Seriously though i agree
> Brisbane.
>>24396698
south east up neargympie
kill me i'm surrounded by bogans.
>>24396510
>15 year old virgin
>having good genital hygiene or sexual ability
The fuck would banging a 15 yr old when your not +-2 years in age range be like unless they're the school bicycle? Probably shitty but hot and with Beiber playing in the background.
>>24396740
>tfw the only nights you stay sober is when you're broke
Well at least tonight i have plenty of drugs and alcohol
>>24396740
good on you mate
our culture seriously does all but encourage alcoholism
Newtown dweller here. So many hipster qts
Any Mount Gambier man in?
>>24396765
Seriously, most people (when i do see then) insist on either going to a pub for a few drinks or if it's a their house playing drinking games to the point of near-blackout. I have a shit tolerance for booze so i rarely drink and it gets pretty old fast not being able to actually socialize with people due to sober levels.
>>24396765
how boring our country is encourages alcoholism
pornhub jibba jabba doo daah doo
>>24396740
>>24396765
this i quit start of this year
fuck cunts are so boring when you aren't drunk
>>24396601
>took it as an indication that they're unlovable or hideous
22yo 5'4 virgin here. I've kissed 2 drunk girls for like 3 seconds, 5 years ago at a uni party (while everyone else was having sex). Never having had a gf and being a virgin while also being 5'4 after having gone out to all the right places means I am indeed unlovable and hideous
>>24396699
>'m being left out on...
no, and this attitude is why you'll never change. There is no grand conspiracy from the entire world against you to stop you from knowing and experiencing these things, you do it to yourself with that attitude. When was the last time you actually made a serious attempt to achieve it? to be intimate with anyone?
>>24396703
Not a part of the state :(
>>24396740
m-me too, but thats probably a bad thing since it was my birthday
>>24396427
How does one live as a NEET in Australia
teach me
>>24396864s-small guys are really cute, they're so cuddleable
>>24396893
;_;
happy birthday anon!
do anything special for it?
>>24396903
well i am a neet on a carers payment/allowance i get about 1 grand a fortnight
>>24396925
Who do you care for
>>24396925
t-thanks, and no, not really. Actually only a few people online have even said that to me so far, but that's okay.
> go outside
> 41.2 degrees
> literally can't breathe
> go back inside
i don't know why i bothered. why do normies actually like going outside?
>>24396952
Happy birthday, anon
Hope you had a good day my man
>>24395946
Nasheeds all night senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYxVmR_aV8c
>honestly nothing better to do
Fucking parents took me to the beach, swarmed by flies, tried to enjoy the waves which was the only good part. Feel worn out, sunburned, sand grains in the wrinkles of my balls. Salt in my eyes, and now they are upstairs watching fantastic 4 and I am shitposting on 4chan behind a fan
>>24396973
Thanks anon <3
and other original robot comments and such, still not used to the bot being back
>>24396877
fuck off with your meme shit, i'm 6'3 with a 7.5 inch cock, logic dictates women should be approaching me
>>24396744
Wheres your closest airport?
>>24396917
>said only guys, ever
T-thanks, though
>>24397016
probably
>>24396997
yup, typical example of someone who will become a wizard if he lives long enough
>>24397014
um gympie i guess?
never been on a plane desu
>>24396989
ah well always next year, hope you have a good year anon
>>24397047
I cant find any information on how yo obtain a flight gympie airport. Any ideas?
>>24397100
oh, turns out brisbane is the airport.
welp that's like 200ks away
>>24397121
you can get the train from brisbane to gympie
>>24397123
can't move sadly ;_;
maybe one day i will find anotherrobottier guy up here
have any of you guys got experience using brothels?
Anyone else like to get drunk, listen to music and walk the streets on the weekend? I enjoy feeling a bit of the buzz and energy.
>ctrl+f "exam"
i have one tomorrow morning. uni is the best thing in my life but i'm still suicidal half the time.
>>24397145
Loads, what's up my friend?
>>24397167
could you share a little experience how the whole ordeal goes down?
>>24397179
>Ring doorbell
>Enter, escorted to waiting room
>Girls enter 1 by 1, say hi and leave
>Mamassan asks your choice/time
>Girl leads you to room
>Shower
>Blow job
>Fuck
>Leave
This is a smooth experience. Which city?
>>24397208
brisbane
it's someting that's been on my mind for awhile now but i've been too anxious to act on it
>>24397225
Can't advise on specific joints in Brisbane I'm afraid. Do your research and go for it if you feel like it. Be aware though, you can get hooked.
>>24397241
Know of any in Melbourne or just any in the central Vic area?
>>24397208
are the rates on their websites the total cost, or is that just for the house and you pay extra to the girl?
>>24397241
i'm not too worried about getting hooked. i think i just need to go once or twice to get it out of my system so i can finally say i've done it
plus it will be the perfect way to knock back a few fetishes of mine
>>24397254
It should be the full cost on the website. Here 85/h is a hit and miss Asian, could be a 55 year old hacking the whole time or a demure 19 year old Chinese girl.
Only Syd, on mobile can't quote
>>24397282
damn that's cheap
the rates i've seen online for white places in melbourne are like $200-300/hr
>>24397282
85/h for an asian, please tell me where i find this
>>24397269
You say that now, say it in winter when warm oily Thai hands are a lunch break away.
Also 85/half h
>>24397292
That's typical for white places here too unless you're open minded
>>24397314
It's so fucking expensive. Even if I was a billionaire I'd resent paying $300 for an orgasm.
If it was like $100/hr I'd probably go once a month, but $300 is just beyond the pale.
>>24397314
If you just want a bj (no fucking) or want the girl to do all the work (cowgirl only) will they?
>>24397140
Well I'm still not super near (nambour) but want to be friends?
>>24397140
That wasnt me. I might come to gympie. Can i live with you for a little while
>>24397282
Suburb of the brothel you went to? Also whats your race?
>>24396619
That honestly looks like when Chris Lilly dressed up as a high school girl.
Who /nangs/ here?
>>24397355
nah sorry anon, haven't got the room.
if i had my own place i would love to host for some guys though.
>>24397481
how about just coming up for the day for a root?
>>24397481
>>24397535
Not me btw
mutkd
>>24397453
too poor
i envy you though
>>24397535
maybe, seems like a awfully long trip just for a fuck though
>>24397582
Im not much good on the piss. I used to drink a lot... Right up until my domestic violence conviction...
Now its nangs for nirvana!
Was going to smoke weed with some mates but shit happened so stuck with you guys
>>24397601
it's only a couple hours on the train, i'm down if you are
>>24397607
ever tried it while on LSD? it's some next level shit
>>24397659
Yeah mate. Im a keen doofer. Struggled to get time off my old work though. Hopefully my next job will be easier.
>>24397646
eh not really, looking for someone close honestly
you should be able to find someone near you!
>>24397694
>you should be able to find someone near you
good meme
>>24395946
Man fuck friday/saturday night, same clubs and pubs with the same shitcunts as far as the eye can see. I'm at home shitposting and painting warzone minis for my game tomorrow, an infinitely better use of my time.
>>24397208
what's the sex like with a condom on?
>>24397730
Salty and flavoursome.
>>24397707
get grindr kek
With these crazy temperatures around there was a black out in the street I work in today for a couple of hours. It sucked because we had to wait inside until the cops shot the cunt.
So is anyone still planning a robot meetup? I heard there were some going on in melbourne a few months back?
>>24398095
>tfw no brisbot meetup
>>24397884
Not bad/10 abos in the drunk tank
>>24396157
I got mine out on thursday
cheeks are swelling up but no bleeding, still can't eat solid foods though
Yo Ja Cob you in here?
Who even up?
>>24399370
#me-bois
Any ausbots still awake? can we cuddle now?
>>24399572
of course we can anon [soiler] no homo [/spoiler]
Got a job interview for corrections coming up. Entire day will be 5 hours of tests and talking about myself.
I'm sweating just thinking about it.
Kill me cunt bo gucking kill me I'm hideous I m done .
>>24395946
I failed my exams I just fucking know it. Plus I'm at the point where 1 irrevocable fail = suicide.
Ask a guy who got bashed by a pack of abos tonight anything
>>24399696
why do people still think that abos should be allowed to breath?
>>24399696
shoulda given em a ciggy cunt
>>24399711
>>24399727
It was a bunch of teenagers like 15 year olds. There was 10 of them apparently.
>>24399572
>go to bed at 10pm
>wake up again at 2:30 to study
fuck this can't wait til exams are over
>>24396097
Marry me Jordan ples
Dat jawline
>>24399745
hate order
abos>women>myself>bendis
>>24399748
What exams do you have left? Most people I know are done already
>>24399772
linear algebra was supposed to be my last one, today at 9:20am
however, they fucked up my chem exam so i'm resitting that on the 23rd as well
>get results back for the semesters major uni assignment
>53%
I've failed for sure.
I don't even give a shit. I've stopped giving a shit about anything.
>>24399623a little homo, anon
>>24399748
Yup, mine finished a few weeks ago, that feel of relief even knowing I fucked one up
>>24399695
> Still at Uni.
> Still crying about exams.
Wait until the year after you graduate before you start bitching about how fruitless your life is. At least then you'll have a frame of reference for your complaints.
>>24399804
Cool gl senpai
>>24399758
>bendis
Fuck this guy. Goddamn talentless hack.
Who here at almost 3am.
Aka. Fuck daylight savings faggots.
>>24396175
le hair meme xDD
>>24400477
To be honest if any daylight savings faggots are up in this thread please respond, i don't completely hate you, just hate you enough for being a part of the southern states.
>>24396175
fucking sat my last exam right in the way of the ac. paper was blown off my desk and flapped like a cunt the entire time
Who /Perth/ here?
>>24395946
AUSTRALIANS ALL GET IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QkaXrEWPP4
