>tfw the girl sitting in front of you would wear a slightly too small shirt and you got to see some of that lewd bare skin
>>24394519
>those shoulders
>those hips
>girl
Got some news for ya, chap.I'm proud of you for being so accepting and tolerant of the diverse gender identities you encounter in today's educational field.
This is my ex
>tfw no gf
>>24394852
Any pics of her asshole?
>>24394908
>her
Thats a man
>>24394970
>implying I care
>>24394908
Yes but I'm not gonna post them lmao
>>24394852
>not dating a masterrace raw denim gf
gtfo
>>24395010
Got any good feet pics?
>>24395197
I'm not into feet senpai so no
aww shit senpai
used to get a boner when I was 7 when lewd teacher is showing skin on her back while writing on small blackboard
>>24395203
That's too bad. Anything that you are willing to post?
>>24395316
No, I just thought that it was relevant.
>>24395315
I lucked out in fifth grade, our teacher had massive tits and had a habit of wearing tight, see through shirts. She eventually got fired because of it, but I always had to try not to get hard.
>>24394519
Oh, I'm sorry anon. Seems the cable runs right behind my bed...let me get it out real...quickwhat would you do
>I'm sorry anonkun
>I have to tell you something
>"what..anything, I'll do anything for you"
>your mother...
>"what about her? you want to kill her?"
pic related
(cont)lol sounds like cunt
>your mother
>she..
>well, she paid me to come over while she and your dad were away
>I'm sorry anonkun
>they're just sick and tired of getting the comcast DCMA from BigBootyShemales.com of how you're illegally torrenting their movies
>so...
>they paid me
>"how much"
>500
>"BITCH YOU AINT WORTH THAT"
>"Shieeee, I could've gotten a lifetime account on BigBootyShemales with that amount"
>"gimmie half and I won't say shit hoe"
>what? hell know! I need my roastie makeup
>"Bitch, best hand over that dough or spread yo bootyhole, cause I only do anal"
>b-butt, I'm a virgin there
>"hoe you lying like a rug, spread that bootyhole"
>"lying ass bitch"
i sat behind the same girl in spanish class for three years running and every day she had a thong on which would peek out over her jeans
i miss spanish class
>>24395542
>What would you do?
Spill my spaghetti, as usual.
>Phew anon, this workout is so hard
>Thanks for looking out for me, I don't want to choke now haha
>after a long workout, I just need a good stretch
>am I doing it right anon?
Okay before I continue shit posting
There was a qt that looked EXACTLY like this girl back in high school (senior year)
>Knows I'm madly in love with her
>I'm black, she's white (hurr durr niggerdoodlestick)
>Another guy likes her
>He's ugly as shit, straight up shit
>He has a car, brags about it all the time (a pickup)
>Her father likes me more than him (lol hilarious)
>Nobody likes the kid because he's a dick to everyone
>He makes it obvious he likes her too
>We start competing
>I go slow, thinking I have all the time in the world
>I start hanging out with my crush
>Staying after school with her at her shitty art club
>Home one day
>She invites me to the mall saying she's alone there
>Take the 2hr bus there asap
>Get there, walk around with her showing her my old job
>We hang out for a good hour
>Sitting at diner table, she's staring right into my eyes
(cont)
(cont)
again, she was a straight up qt with a nice boo-T
>my old boss is amazed I'm chilling with such a girl
>I'm acting all Tyronish trying to impress her
Back at the diner
>She keeps staring at me while I'm talking about lord knows what
>I know she wants me to take her right there so she won't have to deal with uglybro
>I spillmyspagetti
>she gives up
>say I have to catch next bus
>we say goodbies
She was the type to wear leggings on once a monthkinda like to show us what she has and how precious it was
Turns out she got with uglybro, he treated her alright but still he was ugly and smelled and noone still liked him. Her dad's comments on Facebook was always hilarious though.
I KNOW I SHOULD'VE SAID YES ASHLY! I WAS SCARED!!!
>wow, I have signal again
>come over here anon, maybe you will too
>wow, look at all this porn on his PC
>I hope he doesn't come out of the shower soon
>>24395827
I'M SORRY ASHLY!!!
>Hey anonkun
>What did you say you wanted for dinner again?
>"ASS"
>...whjat?
>"I SAID AsssSSSs"
>>24395877
>Oh my anonkun
>I don't think we have anymore "aasSs" left
>>24395886
>maybe we have more...underhere
>"underwhere?"
>Oh I knew you were kinky, that's why I don't have any underwear on
>>24395827
I know that feel, bro, something similar happened to me. I know a girl like pic related in >>24395730 She was a gymnast and we were always close, but I missed my shot and now she's all over the world becoming somebody while I shitpost about it on 4chan.
>Oh my, I'm sooooo drunk I forgot to pull my pants up
>clumsy me, I hope you don't walk past me anon heehee
>>24395925
I always thought the meme "You regret all the pussy you could've gotten in highschool" didn't apply to me. Turns out it did to me, multiple times.
>mfw I see just the edge of my friend's panties when she does this
Goddamn I wanna fuck her.
>I hope he knows I'm doing it only for him
>So white boy ordered a chocolate shake huh
>*skoot skoot*
>I hope he sits behind me
Honestly guys I don't know how we controlled ourselves in highschool
>>24395999
(triplee)
Going back now, I don't think I'd last a minute without catching a case
>professor, please don't group me with Stacy, I can't...please
>"uh...okay I guess"when the ass is so fine you have to pray
>Stacy you're really flexible
>"wow thanks anon, not like I already knew, duhh"
>I was just trying to be nice
>"I'm just playing anonkun heehee"
>Oh, haha thanks
>"thanks?"
>yea, thanks for understanding
>"uh..okay"
>well I mean thanks for
>"no no I understand"
>oh, okay
>"yea"
>alright
>*he puts legs down*never sits opposite from you ever again
>wow, ass again for dinner?
>Holy shit he's following us
>Let's go over here guys, we'll get our roastie makeup later
>Omg he's still following us
>Holy shit where did he go
>...
>Guys I'm scared
5min later
>Where did that guy go anyways?
>Pic related
>HOLY SHI..
>That's not how the swing works dummy
>"Well you have to push me"
>How?
>"By push, I mean pound"
>Oh wow Derell, you're more funnier than anon
>"oh dat whit boi ova der? he werid af f-am"
>Hahahah, yea I do a lot of yoga, you should watch me do the split sometime
>"bitch you bout to do a split on dis dik"
>Omg Derlle you're so funnieeeeeee
>tfw no muslim booty goddess gf
I had really bad anxiety in high school, but fuck, this thread makes me want to go back and enjoy it.
>>24395542
stick a quarter in there
>I see the salad is working
>"excuse me?"
>the salad diet, I'm saying it's..
>"Oh no I heard you clearly, are you checking out my ass you fucking perv"
>No no I was just..
>"My hubbie is right over there, don't make me go get him right now!"
>I'm sorry I thought I was jus..
>"you better pay for my meal if you want to get this over with, NOW"
>""hey hunny bun, what's the problem?""
>"oh nothing much, this nice man wants to pay for our meal, haha how nice right?"
>yea sure thing, here I have a giftcard, use all of it ($50)
>>24396102
Well I can't say you're doing it wrong
>M'am, your strap isn't secure. please step over to the back so one of our teammates can ASSist you
>"oh, alright"
This is the only reason I love summer
Girls wear really loose t-shrits
andwhen they bend overyou can seeEVERYTHING
>>24396132
>It seems all our straps are too small for you
>We're going to have to massage your buttocks to assist you in fitting into our straps
>Please sign here, here, and here
>"oh, alright"
>Oh wow, so I don't have to go to college anymore?
>"Nope, all you have to do is take photos every week and you'll make millions"
>Wow, nobody told me life was this easy just for being a woman
>M'dam monisuer, le pole est wet
>"OMG EW EW EW"
>Come ova here m'dam, we will clean it up for you
>*Enters hotel backroom*
>*Doesn't leave*
>So then I told the stockbroker, I'm not selling for less than .69 per stock!
>As the boss of my company I was able to then make him sell for 1.00
>That's how I made $300,000 in one day
>It's amazing when you think of the simplicity of...
>what are you doing
>"Uh huh"
>Are you going to eat that or not?
>If I wanted a whore I'd get something better than you, I thought you were something else
>*runs away crying into his bugatti*
>"That's why Country Music is better than rap guiz!"
>Gawd you don't even sit over here anon
>Go back to your lonely ass chair
>God look at her being such a whore
>I wish I was as big as her
>fucking slut
>I bet she spits milk when she pees
>fucking bitch
>I think I might be lesbian
>god those tits look so delicious
>I just want to slice them off and slap em between some hamburger buns
>Mmm MMM MMm
