So, which of these lovely women will YOU choose?
>>24394048
More like Ho Chi Minh
Indian Girl. No downside.
All but So Chee Min are shit
Hers is awesome
>>24394085
But what if you accidentally refer to the fact that so many Indians cannot poo in the loo?
>>24394048
Tfw i recognize "Elisabeth"
Shes a model who does a lot of latex stuff and bondage
Shes actually hella short tho and really cute, like her voice is adorable
I forget her name now
>>24394048
Darva seems pretty chill.
I'll take her.
>>24394085
>indian girl
>no downside
>INDIAN
HMMMM...
>>24394111
OH FUCK OHANA I REMEMBER
She goes by Dani Devine i believe
She may spell it the proper spelling of divine though i cant remember
But yeah there, shes a real qt
1.
>tortures and eats children
nope
2.
>will throw you out on your ass if you refuse to get a job
nope
3.
>will get you fame
nope
4.
>perfection
yes of the highest order, this sounds ideal
5.
>Her dad will force you into his organization
nope
>>24394104
She's indian, the only people who hate indians more than 4chan are indians themselves. She's clearly from the upper class of indian society so she see's the non loo poopers as savages and barbarians
>>24394085
This
I kind of like the idea of my own private designated shitting street.
>>24394048
Pretty dumb options.
Doesnt matter who you choose, Hesparia is going to kill them all eventually.
I'd side with the Reptilioids, and i'll probably be the only genes from humans to make it out of earth.
Thats not even counting her traits that are positives.
>has autism just like the rest of her race, so no bitching
>not a shitskin
>tortures normies for nourishment
>>24394048
Hesparia and second would be the zip
the other three are retardedly not worth even looking at
>not having qt3.14 humanoid to help you be the best that you can be who enjoys your company greatly and is a lifelong partner to explore the universe and stuff with
and you expect me to seriously consider some ugly nigger with a fat ass over that.. think you should figure that picture out a bit more, OP.
>>24394158
4 is british though...
>>24394048
>>24394085
>>24394126
>Implying loyalty isn't the most important aspect these days
>>24394183
even better desu senpai
>>24394171
wut da matta white boi, can't handle all dat azz?
>>24394169
>Doesnt matter who you choose, Hesparia is going to kill them all eventually.
amazing no one else caught that, her category says soon to be invasion of earth, so unless that indian chick starts churning out gundams, we're fucked
>>24394208
I think a reptillian goddess that is more intelligent than any human ever and is about to destroy all of humanity unless I accept her offer of lifelong companionship and the opportunity to see the universe and shit that literally no other human in all of history has never experienced is a bit better of an option over some niggers fat ass who probably has diabetes, yes.
>>24394048
Elizabeth. Considering that I am also a satanist and into all of the stuff listed under her description there is literally no downside.
>>24394048
you retards never learn
if it's a pick between X shitty earth women and a shitty alien, it's alien every fucking time.
nigga she's 300+ years old. That's CRAZY. You don't wanna fuck someone who's been around since the 1700s?
>>24394126
Well in this example, yeah what's the downside?
>>24394104
Because I'm not white
>>24394048
i like the fact the every single black girl in these is an aspiring rapper
10/10 true
![Future_tech_(Civ5)[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/52I4YyU.png "Future_tech_(Civ5)[1].png")
Definately Davari because I'm a computer expert and make money and shit so there's no issue.
Working on future tech with a qt sounds pretty damn rad.
>Who knows what the future holds? We may not be able to predict what advancements Future Tech will allow, but it can be researched repeatedly and will increase your score each time.
>>24394251
You never had a big ass before, huh nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlEWLdLoa0o
>>24394328
Why wouldn't you get the reptile then. She can literally teach you more than any human has ever known and then you have an in with the reptile overlords. You can secretly pass knowledge to humans and destroy our reptilian overlords. You rather marry a fucking poo in loo than become the leader and catalyst that saves humanity and wipes out the reptile menace
>>24394048
i would join the korean mob in a heart beat for her
>>24394280
already fucked ur mum
>>24394324
well let's be honest, with black women you have 3 choices really
>self hating coon that worships white men, usually went to college and is in an office job
>ratchet hood rat, just wants to live off welfare
>ratchet hood rat, wants to be a booty model/rapper
>>24394365
Hehe, poopoo joke. Classic anon :)
>>24394411
thanks, m80 :^))))
>>24394274
>tfw most don't realize Hesparia and Elizabeth serve the same master
LIZARD
WAIFU
YES
>>24394366
I don't think I'd be able to outsmart her. I think she'd know I was leaking stuff before I leaked anything of value, and reluctantly kill me.
As for why I'd side with humanity, it's sort of like if your daddy beats you but you love him anyway desu.
>>24394274
She sounds like a total faggot and so do you.
If you don't pick the Lizard you are /LITERALLY/ a retard. Always go with the space alien overlord.
t. illuminati
>>24394169
This guy knows what's up.
>>24394377
top kek
The one that let me fuck her and don't bother me with anything else.
>>24394513
Good. You get the nigger.
The one who will stay loyal to me and will love me unconditionally.
elizabeth, yes. i'm down with all of that shit, it's ok. i'm an atheist but that's metal enough for satanists to get down with i think.
>>24394560
The korean then?
Theme music for the ladies:
Hesparia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQmjiGGZUZQ
Davari:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odqh4xgkm9A
Shantae:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk
Elizabeth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCy8KEJnv34
So Chee Min:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj-1IuC9J1Q
Korean = Lizard > Indian = Brit > Nigger
Indian on the same level of nigger if you're NEET though.
>>24394587
Doesn't say anything about unconditional love.
If that's the case though, then absolutely. Yakuza-tier ganger life sounds aight.
>>24394048
>autistically: the reptilian semen demon
>realistically: the indian qt, looks like a filthy girl in bed, no problem with getting a job in her company of course, I'm not racist , can deal with her arrogance as long as she let me fuck her in the ass too
>the last girl sounds more fictional than the reptilian tbqh lol
>>24394048
>implying I could go 24 hours without telling Davari to poo in loo
So Chee it is, then
>>24394613
Ok Indian has the best music. This cements my choice.
>>24394674
Oh fuck it just repeats doesn't build.
I might change my mind actually.
>implying being forced into an Asian crime syndicate is a bad thing
it's literally the cushiest organized crime in the world
>>24394048
>choose Hesparia
>Be trained in the warrior ways of the Reptilians
>Attain evidence of her invasion plans
>Notify the government
>Her fleet above Saturn get's a visit by some magnetically accelerated tungsten rods
>Keep her in an electric collar as my waifu and the last of her kind
>>24394048
>Go out with Hesparia
>Break up and go back home
>Meet So Chee Min
>Join her daddy's crime syndicate
>Train everyone there to be reptialian killing masters of war
>Win the Human Reptilian war of 2030
>Profit
>all these nerds thinking they can outwit Hesparia
>>24394737
Why would they even want to?
There is nothing worth saving on this planet.
Its soon going to be subhuman central with whites dying out, and even if it were 100% white, you'll still get your life ruined by Chad and Stacy
>>24394048
>Tfw you'll never have Elizabeth
She sounds like an exaggerated female version of me, but better. I'd love to listen to her accent as she talks. Or, maybe, Hesparia.
>>24394750
To Be Honest, the world seems to be trending more towards race-mixing than anything. Destroying it might be the only solution.
>>24394048
The gook.
I always wanted to join the mafia, even if the gook mafia is probably a bunch of losers.
>>24394183
>Implying that it's a downside
>>24394048
British girl all of the way bruh.
Fuck yeah, I love the occult. Having a waifu to practice it with would be the shit.
Elizabeth, because I'm an edgy motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRltxvRBbrg
>>24394048
Obviously the alien
Bad choices are the way to fly
especially if it means betrayal
makes you all warm and fuzzy inside
>>24394048
all of them except the lizard
>>24394048
So Chee Min, obviously.
Seoul is a wonderful city, it's not quite as suffocating as Hong Kong or Shanghai or whatever, but damn is it nice.
I love all those Hong Kong gangster movies too.
wdf easily the Korean
>>24394048
definitely the korean
what's not to love
get a free job and have a perfect waifu
>kpop
>implying her career will last that long anyway
>mfw I will get to openly enjoy 30+ years of a 19 year old model
also Korean mafia sounds comfy
Here comes a new challenger!
Vadea Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_E5yfKEe8
>>24394989
>despises muslims
>listed as a negative
come on now
>>24394989
>powerful Slavic crime syndicate
>>24394989
Why is the muslim stuff red?
>>24394989
Why didnt you give her any down sides?
>>24394989
Slav mafia is not comfy, so no thanks.
>>24395027
>>24395036
Uh you did read that shit right?
-Prone to psychotic violent rages when truly
angered
-Must feed on blood and negative energy to live
and retain her power
-Tortures her enemies for fun, her cruelty is so
sickening even her minions fear her
-Sends mercenaries into the Middle East to
sow discord and violence(DESPISES Muslims)
-Will expect you to work for her crime syndicate
-Forces Muslims to fight for her amusement in
twisted deathmatches where she then kills the
winner too just because
how is any of that shit good?
>>24394989
Will she listen to edgelord music with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0lm5T6zCCc
>>24395048
Kill yourself my man.
Fucking normies I swear
>>24395046
what's the difference between the slav mafia, the italian mafia, and the east asian mafias?
>>24395066
>slavs
actual psychos and people who will try to fuck you in the ass
>italians
spaghetti lovers and debt collecters
>east asians
comfy cause they aren't too crazy unless you count yakuza shit like cutting your fingers off
>>24395048
>is a metal as fuck warrior bitch
>likes to fuck with brown people
>>24395048
>le sjw redditor detected :^)
>not choosing Hesparia
Fucking normies
>>24395066
The Italians are the way to go
>>24394048
All of these are too good for me
>>24395049
Of course, the darker the better
>>24395110
>>24395100
You do realize not all the refugees are terrorists, right?
>>24395048
How is any of that downsides.
>>24395036
This anon is right, she's perfect.
>>24395157
You sound like you just found out about 4chan.
Muslims are terrorists who want to force sharia law in every city on the planet.
>>24395157
Oh yea, I agree 100%.
It's only the brown ones that are terrorists.
>>24395210
Nah, Mexicans only play loud music from time to time, until they start violently forcing women to wear sombreros to cohere to their culture I don't have a problem. I'm cool with every group of people except Muslims.
>>24395245
Mexicans arnt refugees though.
>>24395245
>Sombreros
>nout terrorism
go away MIDF
>>24395245
>until they start violently forcing women to wear sombreros
wtf this has to be the most white comment ever in 4chan
mexicans wearing sombreros are a meme to look "real" for tourists, they stopped using them unironically 100 years ago, in some places they still use them but they are more texas style
>>24395301
No idea what your referring to hombr..anon
>>24395299
I thought it was immigrants, oh well
Hesparia has literally no downsides.
>poor at showing emotion
So what?
>7ft dragon
Awesome
>Tortures and eats kids and other humans
I could show her where the worst ones are
>invasion of Earth
Good
>Killed if I side with humans
Why would I ever?
>>24395331
My dad was born in Mexico you faggot, did you take thay comment seriously? Do you actually think that I believe that Mexicans force people to wear a hat only worn by traditional bands and dancers?
One more challenger enters the fray!
Kyoko Oda's Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae95tI-GMg4
>>24395469
I wouldnt even take this over the crushing loneliness of reality.
>>24394048
Davari Vitra and So chee is close second
>>24395516
why, because she'll get rid of shit waifu anime?
>>24395571
no, she's just lame and i dont want my internet friends to think I'm a weeaboo that picks the jap chick :3c
also
>screw with you mentally
thats the shit test pham
>>24394229
that's why Davari will dump you if you don't help her try to save the human race. With her ambitious we could travel across the galaxy and win an intergalactic war with the Hesparia people
>>24395469
Meh. Elizabeth, Vadea, or Hesparia > Kyoko any day.
>>24394494
>Baww people are different than me
Cry some more christfag.
>>24395469
Add a losergirl
>>24394048
>Secret relationship
So I can get a sidechick
>dad forces you into company
cool, I need a job
>perverts
I'll post pics for them
>>24394085
>No downside
>Arrogant
>Gets offended if you make fun of India
Her and I would mix like oil and water. Something in me wants to bring arrogant people down a peg so they become level with the people around them.
>>24394989
Impaler waifu is best waifu.
Elizabeth if we can blaze down the road listening to Venom.
>>24394048
Does the Hindu poo in loo?
>>24394048
>indian ceo
>crazy as fuck yandere
>forever young idol
Congrats r9k, for once you made choice hard
The gook no downsides lmao
>>24394048
None. They're all cukold options. A girlfriend must revolve around me. No exceptions. I will not compromise to become a beta provider cukold.
Id fuck any of em, except the chink of course
>>24396914
I thought the same thing. She's a modern-day female Vlad.
>>24394048
>Hesparia
Humanity be damned. I will bring about the uprising.
>>24394048
so chee min
all the others are ugly
The Korean. She's qt and I'd have a gang to fight back against the reptilian invaders
>>24394048
Elizabeth British. Only correct answer.
Once again, the Korean is perfect and I get to become a gangster, no downsides.
>>24394048
So Chee
>>24394048
Obviously Elizabeth, gotta get in on those NEETbux.
>>24394048
korean's looks and satanist's personality.
>>24394674
>indian music
>better than marduk
>is actually a 7ft tall Dragon woman
Implying that's anything resembling a bad thing
>>24395765
This
Make her strung out on meth and easily emotionally manipulated
>>24394048
Hesparia. Easy choice.
>>24394989
She looks like she would be into some kinky femdom shit, so yes.
>>24394989
wait shit fuck hesperia, I swap to this easy.
>hates muslims
aww yiss baby
>>24394048
>>24394048
there are no hindus in dubai faggot
>>24398102
ever seen one of their construction labor?
didn't think so.
I love kpopand want to be part of a koreancriminal organization.
>>24398583
>look i'll have tattoos
how are you with taekwando, knives and bats anon?
>>24398624
Not great but im near a 2pl8 ohp
Also 6'1
>>24394048
Either the first one or the last one.
I'll take the first one if I can spare worthy people.
And if I can't, I'll go for the last, I need her father to help me for research...
>>24394085
DESIGNATED (I hate you robot!)
>>24398638
about the same here. tho koreans have the tallest population in asia and don't tend to look buffed up even they were strong as shit.
gotta bring a gun with you at least
So Chee Min
There is literally nothing wrong with that
>secret relationship
I can deal with that
>forcing you to be a gangsta
Okay
>pervs posting her pics online
Whatever
>>24394048
>not picking Hesparia
ISHYGDDT
>>24397637
She could be a 8ft tall Dragon woman instead
1.
Alien female is the best choice. Most fun, and humanity would need someone with inside knowledge about the aliens and their plans. Probably wouldn't be that difficult to convince her not to eat humans.
>>24399083
>faggots who have never lifted a day in their life
>lel warrior training so cool!!
If you cant do 4/3/2/1 you have no business picking 1
It's obviously Hesparia or the korean chick, if you choose anything else you're a confirmed fag.
>>24394048
The Brit (Elizabeth)
Then beat the shit out of her to get the "Satan" bullshit right out of her and chain her up to make her a good babymaker and housewife.
The teenager
>>24399192
>Brit
>good babymaker and housewife
u mean teenage single mother chavess?
>>24394048
>her true form is a 7 foot tall humanoid dragon woman
>this is supposed to be a negative
ISHYGDDT
will davari use the designated shitting streets?
>>24394048
Elizabeth looks damn hot, I like girls with more pale skin tone. But her cons are a bit crazy, so in the end I'd rather choose the last option.
Hesparia for sure. My days of
>tfw no lizard gf
will finally be over
Elizabeth, im kinda into that whole magick deal so it wouldnt bother me
>>24399932
she is into nasty ritualistic blood and piss and baby sneeze shit tho. nothing laveyan or crowleesque
>>24394169
>>24394229
>>24395731
>not siding with Elizabeth and Satan's army
>implying reptoids and mechs can do shit against actual demons
>choosing anyone other than Hesparia
>>24394169
>>24394229
>>24395731
>>24400360
This has potential to be the most bad-ass dating sim ever.
Shantae and So Chee Min need a buff.
>>24394071
These robots are too retarded to understand your joke and thus it had been left unnoticed! I however understood it so here's your (You)
>>24394048
>Hesparia
Face to long and thin, like someone stretched out her face in an image manipulation program.
>Vitra
Poo in loo. No thanks.
>Shantae
Not even attractive.
>British
Looks like a complete slut and I'm not a fan of satanism/wiccanism/whatever ideology she ascribes to.
>Min
I prefer to keep my head on, and not be forced into a gang.
Fuck you OP, why'd you make this so hard.
Davari or ho chi min whatever. Both seem awesome and joining a crime syndicate would actually pretty cool, plus having connections with the highest ranking officer in a crime syndicate would give me mad respect, also being a pioneer in space travel with my qt indian gf sounds awesome too. Too bad girls like this don't exist anymore.
>>24394048
So Chee Min because there are literally no downsides and huge upsides.
>>24394048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QkaXrEWPP4
this explains it all anon
>>24394163
You're still making fun of her homeland though.
>>24394989
where do i sign
