>have a 2000 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
Not an essay, but a fuck load due tomorrow and I haven't started yet. Holy shit I am lazy. I can't be fucked to start.
>>24391852
I was in the same situation. I just ended up copying an earlier essay, changed a couple of words and added some new sources
>>24391852
>tfw ten word shit post due tomorrow also
fuck
>>24391852
Copy paste from wikipedia and change each word with a synonym from thesaurus.com
>>24391852
2000 words? seriously?
Just bullshit that and you'll do fine. Write just whatever's on your mind
>>24391918
>ten word shit post due
>posts a nine word shit post instead
Ridiculous! Apply yourself anon.
>>24391852
>I don't know if this is bait or not
>2000 words is easy
>tfw
>>24393290
>2000 words
>easy
when did this meme start?
You can have a luxury car (smart brain) but if you have no gas, it won't go anywhere.
>>24393314
when i was in school i would always leave them until about 2-3 am the morning they were due, make it into a race it keeps you motivated.
Maybe you can't concentrate because you need to cum, anon.
>fingerpainting due in 50 years
I'm in the same boat, OP
>have a 2 page double space AP English essay due tomorrow
>browsing /r9k/ till 1 AM instead of going to bed
I've got nothing to do tonight, guys. What are your topics? I can get these done in half an hour.
>>24393629
I'm the AP English guy, we have to write it on what we did over the summer.
>>24391852
Let me guess you're one of those I'm smart but lazy types
>mfw just got a 40/60 on a physics exam
>mfw watching my future prospects slip right through my fingers
>mfw no face
>>24393699
Do you want me to write about what you did over the summer or what I did over the summer?
yup same. my assignment which is worth 20% is due today and i haven't started on it. have to answer a bunch of questions, do research, write a 3-page essay, draw some diagrams ughghghggggg
>multiple essays overdue
>still haven't started them
>plus everything else
shit
>Chemistry exam on monday
>Don't understand almost anything about it
>Should be studying right now
>>24393814
Senpai I don't give a fuck, anything works it's not like the teacher is gonna know.
>>24393877
Okay whatever keep this thread bumped for about 40 minutes and I'll be back with something for you.
>tfw 20 page research paper due the 8th and only have 12 pages done so far
>five page research paper due
>have to finish all of an online class by January 17
>>24393877
don't abuse hika-nee with your underage bullshit
STOP BEING LAZY PIECES OF SHIT
I HATE YOU ALL AND I HATE MYSELF
>>24391852
Was in the exact same position a week ago. I managed to finish but it was fucking awful. You're screwed
>>24393989
>implying implicatory implications
>>24394081
topnep
Copy pasta fuck you 1000times
AAA+
>>24393837
same senpai. 2 essays overdue.
Every research paper I ever wrote, I wrote just hours before the class, and I got 95%+ on all of them. That's including research as well. However (and not to sound like a cunt), I work a lot better under pressure than I do when not. 2,000 words is like 8 pages? Sounds like you could have that done in 4 hours.
>>24393524
Can you make me cum?
>>24394090
surprised nobody took that (or this) yet
>>24391852
OP, if you promise to be my friend, I'd offer to write it for you, but I think you might get flagged for plagiarism or something if the teacher doesn't recognize your writing style
>>24394189
I tried this once and it worked.
>>24394231
I don't think 2000 words is 8 pages at all. More like three.
>>24394987
In standard MLA double spaced 12pt Times New Roman 2000 words is ~ 8 pages.
>>24391852
>tfw test is tommorow
>tfw failed last two finals because I didn't study
>tfw I have to read 200 pages of pure shit.
>tfw i'm not going to do it even though this is my only chance of barely passing.
Fuck it. Only nerds study, i'll just wing it.
>>24391852
you screwed. even if you finish there's gong to be some many errors in it.
>>24394231
How could you possible research and have the time to write 8 pages? How is that even possible.
>>24392057
it's a meme, ya dip!
>>24393820
bruh, 20% when is it due. 3 pages isn't that bad
>>24395003
This.
>>24395172
I don't know, I've always been a naturally smart person and I'm good at bullshitting. I never went above 2nd year english in my college (not required for my STEM major), so I got away with a lot more than an English major would have. Just explain things more than you need to and be more liberal with your sources, profs have several hundred papers to grade and they want to enjoy their break as much as you want to enjoy yours. Just spitball your paper and go over it after you finish with a more critical mindset. Always worked for me.
>>24393720
Let we guess, you're one of the jelly I'm dumb but hard working types.
Is there a drug i can take that would help with procrastination or motivation? Caffeine pills don't do it for me anymore.
I once was one page short. I snuck a page of lorem ipsum in the middle and got a 92. They only read the first couple pages and count your references. Sometimes they just go by your last grade and add or subtract a couple points based on how they like your name and papers title.
>>24395352
Adderall or Ritalin ain't bad.
>>24395352
Try cocaine. It's actually not as bad as people make it out to be
>>24395434
Doesn't last long enough and having tried both I feel like cocaine makes you more socialable/fuck off able. Amphetamines make you ready to get shit done for 6ish hours (some 12+ hours some 4ish hours). Cocaine is also too fun, I've never had that much fun on amphs.
