what's the hardest you've ever shitposted?
during the mercer wars
I was a major player in pushing the NEETs vs. wageslaves to critical mass
>>24391575
Used to shitpost either redpilling the radical Christian posters (#totallynotrusemen) on /pol/ about why God wasn't real, or redpilling the #newatheists or whatever they're called these days about why Christianity was the answer and how Jesus still loved them.
Shitposting is a wild ride.
>>24391990
Have you ever considered killing yourself?
>>24392068
No but I have received a missed call from your bitch
/sp/ during the world cup
also /sp/ during the cricket world cup and the ashes
Shitposting is a sport though so it's not bad
I got quads when posting the navy seal copypasta once
Fu AD BG his shit
I was responsible for creating TFW no gf and chicken tendies memes
I shitposted on /int/ like no tomorrow when I was in Australia. It was futile, nobody noticed.
>>24391575
testing if this workins
>>24392341
It's your fault we have such a bad reputation
Fucking false flagging cunts
>>24392134
Pepe go easy on the guy
I used to have a router that could switch IPs in 2 seconds
When /v/ still had dubs I would derail threads I disliked with dubs and dubs spam
When I get high I like to post about how weed is bad for you and for losers who cant get jobs, then watch all the sober people talk about how cool weed is
>>24391575
I'm the guy that makes the MOMMY threads
today 2bh
>>24392408
>tfw I have some small meme ISP so switching IPs is impossible
>tfw can't even shitpost anymore
>>24391575
I've made several high-ranking posts on /r/4chan. The imgur host of my best has around a half million views
>>24392464
shitpost fast, die young
>>24392429
those threads make me angry especially the fucking OP picture
>>24392203
>/sp/ during the cricket world cup and the ashes
same, only time I go to /sp/ is when au cricket's on
>>24391575
I used to post nazi stuff on /pol/ to round all the stormfags in one thread instead of shitting up the whole place.
>>24392923
I also started the whole anti-China shitposting while at the same time samefagging pro-China stuff in my own threads.
Fun times.
>thanks for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey Susie, wanna have lunch together?"
>It's you, Anon! Haha!
>>24392203
Big events like the oscars are also fun to shitpost on /tv/
my shitposting is filtered now
>tfw you stared the SIlentoad meme
WATCH ME WHIP
WATCH ME MAY MAY
NOW BREAK YOUR LEGS, BREAK 'EM
>>24392993
Uhhh, is this because your black?
Trolled undergrads on /sci/ during finals week last winter. They were already susceptible to instability. It was ezzz
>>24391575
I posted in that thread when the kid set his dorm on fire and hid under the bed. I actually said set yourself on fire but i didn't get dubs or whatever number he wanted.
>>24393201
you're a dangerous man, anon
Massive Fembot AMA shitposting, women hate threads, fat shaming threads, and contoversial normie hate/redpill threads
I lead a campaign against FWD cars on /o/
I shitpost on /adv/ with whatever made up funny problem and try my hardest to shun advice while asking more
Spouting absolute edgelord level of racism on /pol/. Probably has gotten me blacklisted.
>read file name ohana
>>24392429
You're not the one who started it.
sometimes i say i'm grill to derail threads
btw i'm grill ; ))
General shitposting with avatarfags in lolgen.
>>24391575
I made countless threads about how fembots cannot possibly exist, only to have them turn into 300+ post threads where people argued, and girls would explain in very strange ways why they are robots. They would talk about how being in porn or being promiscuous made them robots. Very bizarre stuff, but it made for some good shitposting all around, even though I still stand by my claim that girls cannot be robots, considering the reasons they give for being robots are total shit.
One time I woke up still really drunk and made an incoherent thread on /mu/. People started ridiculing me so I just dumped porn until I got banned. Surprisingly only 3 days.
>>24395209
>inb4 thread derailed with 300 replies
My IP changes automatically every 24 hours at midnight. Surprisingly, I've only been banned maybe 15 or so times. Considering how much I shitpost, that's not a whole lot.
I tend not to shitpost on 4chan, but recently I live right by a university so I've been having fun stirring the shit against Islam recently.
>>24393628
This webm destroys me every single time I watch it
>mfw niggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggers
I had some drawn out conspiracy about Jazz being the decline of western civilization. It was kind of fun.
>>24391575
i used to derail female threads
>>24391575
Probably hijak. I don't know why, but Hijak is one of those things that would make me laugh every time, no matter how often it got posted. I even created some OC... it was some seriously weird otherworldly shit, I felt disturbed that I could create something like that, so I immediately deleted it all. Sometimes I regret deleting it, but I honestly felt like my soul would be damned if I kept something like that around.
>>24395423
Oh yeah! And a long time ago, probably before anyone reading this even used /r9k/, I used a vpn and just sat up all night for hours making >tfw no gf threads and variations of it. Eventually more people joined in, and we almost filled the entire catalog with >tfw no gf. The mods didn't even intervene. It was amazing. After about 5 hours, someone asked me to stop. So I did.
>>24395423aLL PAWomeN ARee roastCHES
>>24391575
Got a few kids to kill themselves.
Started a few race riots.
Gotten teachers fired.
Have broken up marriages.
I'm a shitposting god
>>24391575
>go on /cbg/ thats dying
>post something sc4 related
>somebody says my city is shit because of x
>he doesnt respond to my arguments
>pretending to be him. i answer myself like an idiot
>go on having an argument between two imaginary anons
>thread is still dead
>put a third anon in
>thread still dead, not even a post complaining about shitposting
>put a fourth anon in
>start getting lost in it
>start posting randomly but still keeping the context of the argument
>thread peaked, archived
>create another thread
>continue the argument with 10 imaginary anons about the citybuilding in simcity 4
i went on like three threads.
felt empty afterwards.
>>24395742
well all did that, faggot.
>>24395863
Dude............................................................ That's pretty fucking..................
"Tick tock wagekeks"
>>24391575
I push the meme that lesbian romance is the only true, pure and acceptable romance a man would be interested in seeing outside his own personal life unless you're faggot that wants to see dicks or a kek. It was mainly to piss off self conscious neck beard virgins and legitimate homophobes because they're incredibly easy to bait.But I'm actually starting to believe it.
>>24395863
oh wow, good job man
>>24391575
I went into a loli thread on /a/ and incessantly accused all of the thread's participants of being pedophiles. To my surprise, lolicons on /a/ really hate being called pedophiles.
>>24391575
I baneposted for a month straight.
>>24391990
oh so you're a normie
I end threads
>>24391575
I have a folder of african qts that I'm holding back until the right time
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Really regret it now. Should have just played video games.
I used to avatarfag Johnny the homicidal maniac characters to upset peoplein a mall goth style. Then would do other characters
>>24396918
no regrats
when the robot was removed and everyone thought /r9k/ was going to be deleted
went onto other boards and made /r9k/ refuge threads
MR 305
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There was a Haruhi thread on /a/ not long ago and some guy kept repeating "from what?" so I had to post this picture almost 300 times.
this hard
>>24391575
Somedays I go into an absolutely crazy hyper mode where I shitpost a lot in a few hours.
When I do it I laugh my ass off and feel good.
I'm not bipolar or anything because it's usually one day in 2 months or something, sometimes more.
>>24393500
>tfw i do this too
>tfw i'm not even white
>shitposters shitposting about shitposting
>I'm shitposting right now
Fucking glorious, never change.
>>24392464
you need to turn off your modem for 1 hour i thi k
>>24391575
wrote walls of texts about shit i didnt know about lmao.
this was way back when i was super retarded. now i'm just kinda retarded.
if you look up "poo poo pee pee" on google images, you'll likely see an image of a frog getting nailed in the dick. I drew that in the beginning of the poo poo pee pee of new year's eve
>>24397419
plagia del mato di si ma por favor a mon de la taco bell
>>24397435
>plagia del mato di si ma por favor a mon de la taco bell
Pirates of the thicket di if ma please to mon of the campaign to block
I was a pretty widely reviled tripfag on my (special interest, not general topics) home board for about 3 years who regularly created threads to blog about my life like it was no thing, IRC threads, and just general shitposting threads before shitposting became a buzzword. Looking back it's kind of hilarious how much I just didn't give a fuck about posting some of the stuff, especially regarding my personal life. Though such behavior wasn't all that outlandish at the time, things have changed a lot here since the late oughties.
Miss those days but not all the negative attention.
>>24395209
>they would talk about how being in porn or being promiscuous made them robot
What utter bullshit. Looks like robots pretended to be women again
I'm compelled to post in feet and pedophile threads
Used to shitpost aggressively on how dumb /pol/ is
I'm the motorcycle guy
>tfw fuck all you cagers
I bait on /vg/ from time to time.
I'm surprised how many people still reply to me.
samefagged a thread for 3 hours about 200 posts
op was PAY ATTENTION TO ME
