>you will never look at a girl's ass while she blows you
But I do
She obeys every time I tell her to
>>24390638
>tfw this feel doesn't apply to me
>tfw if you said "again" it would apply to me
>>24390657
Posts like these hurt me.
it's not that hard OP. Have you even been laid once?
You know that virgin thing is a meme, right?
>>24390638
But that's a man
>>24390672
There are a lot of alcoholic/depressed girls out there waiting for robot dick, anon
All you have to do is look
>>24390657
>>24390684
Why are you doing this to me?
>>24390638
I wanna get to the bottom of it.
>>24390721
>There are a lot of alcoholic/depressed girls out there waiting for robot dick, anon
>robot dick
And the lies continue. Norman, please go and stay forever go
>>24390694
How the heck can you know that?
would rather motor boat her buttcheeks tbqh familia
>>24390788
Because I'm a super degenerate and know a drag when I see one.
>>24390721
W H E R E
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>>24390665
Tell us her story
>>24390665
It hurts
It hurts
thats because my girlfriend hates sucking my dick
she thinks cum tastes gross even though ive swalled my own cum a few times
and she when she doesnt, its no on her knees, and she sucks at it
>its pretty much just me jerking off until right before i cum and tell her to suck on it
not everything you anons dream it to be
>inb4 not a robot, because gf
>>24390921
she was tfw belly gf and also a weeb. She was pretty hot too. We dated from my senior year in highschool to my freshman year in college. We had a surprisingly graceful breakup but I still miss her ;-;
>>24390783
Trust me, I was once a KHV robot who slit his wrists in a bath
>>24390817
The midwest, my nigga
From October through April there are girls BEGGING for companionship
The only catch is that you'll be even more depressed
>>24391019
I don't believe you at all. Why only from October to April?
>>24391019
I'm in Florida now what?
>>24391062
Because that's when they get "The feel"
They fuck to get rid of the cold or something, Lake Calhoun has orgys where a beta just picks a bitch
>>24391063
? What?
I prefer to look at her tits, myself.
>>24390958
Face fuck her instead you bitch
>>24391062
Seasonal depression. The winter in Wisconsin makes even Chad consider suicide.
>>24391063
Move north or start doing cocaine
>>24391095
>Lake Calhoun
>where a beta just picks a bitch
Why are you lying and getting these tards' hopes up?
>>24390638
>Please respect the sexual diversity of /r9k
I have and I recommend it.
>>24391148
yes let me tell her to get on her knees so i can face fuck her, ok buddy
>>24391161
Because he's the worst type of normie.
