Thanks Eggy. You're a champ.
>>24390006
Huh, eggy's looking a little better these days. Gotta fix those eyebags though.
Daily reminder that you're a gay faggot fucking piece of shit and you'd be better off dead
>>24390024
I wonder what happened for him to turn it around.
>>24390006
love you too eggyboo
>tfw got fat
>now I kind of look like Eggman
I think hitting a treadmill would solve a lot of this nigga's problems
>>24390006
eggman send me that one too he's such a bro.
Eggy if you're reading this sorry i didn't reply i have no idea how to use snapchat i only got it follow friends/internet friends.
thanks for the reminder btw
you're a pretty great person too :)
>>24390377
This post is adorable.
>>24390024
How do you fix eyebags besides sleep?
>>24390039
He's been through the grinder, thanks to /r9k, but has come through a newegg.
>eggman died for your sins and was resurrected. His next video, the white pill, is going to make us learn how to really live and love.
>>24390979
>the white pill
That would be pretty awesome to be entirely candid.
what is his snapchat name?
>>24390626
Pretty sure drinking a lot of water and cutting out shitty/salty food helps a lot.
>>24390024
They're genetic, i've got em too no matter how much i sleep
>>24391020
All I see is love in his eyes.
>>24391206
there has to be something you can do, you look a lot better without them. not looking miserable seems to be helping too.
>>24391206
I think Egg man is a attractive guy he was just bitching to much. He bitched so, much that as a girl I lost the need to bitch.
>>24391020
>>24390979
I want to believe. I truly hope he sees this and does it for us even if he doesn't mean it.
>>24390626
Makeup and surgery are the easiest ways
Has eggman discovered the purpose of life?
>>24390039
Eggman cracked, but it turns out in that crack was a bright, shining yolk just waiting for a chance.
>>24390006
Eggman seems like a legitimately nice person.
>>24391440
He bears it all for us. Eggman don't crack under the yoke.
WHat's his snapchat senpai please tell me
>>24391514
He is the scum of the Earth for not recognizing the existence of the ugliest femes in the globe, the fembots. Undesired even from robots.
>>24390039
He left r9k
>>24391497
Yes
>>24391581
No
>it's that simple
>>24391581
>Undesired even from robots.
have you been here for more than an hour
>>24391581
you must be new...
welcome to r9k
enjoy your stay, friend
>>24390626
You don't. They're genetic.
>>24390024
You know after being blamed for a school shooting it does a lot for your complexion
Eggy kind of grew on me. I used to think he was pretty horrendous but now idk, he's not so bad, I'd date him.
>>24391206
He has the same look on his face that I do when I look into the mirror, and smile.
>feels good man
>>24391814
maybe he hit rock bottom and realized there was no where to go but up.
How's Eggy's financial situation? Is he out of the woods?
I could tell from the snapchat adds that someone posted about me.
I'm doing okay right now but I'm coming to the realization that as a soon-to-be 24 y/o with no skills or value, I'm going to be stuck scraping by on minimum wage shit jobs for the rest of my life.
And so I weep.
EGGY IS SO KAWAII
>>24391898
That's a good picture.
>>24391898
Learn a trade, I'm gonna learn welding in a few months.
>>24391898
Nah, man. 24 is young yet.
>>24391898
Why does your hair look different? Weren't you balding?
>>24391898
You should write a book. You ever heard of Actual Sunlight? it's game(mostly written) about a 35 year old guy whos fat and lonely and depressed and he writes amazing. I feel like you could relate. It's 5 bucks on steam if you add me I could get it for you.
>>24391898
THE KING HAS RETURNED!
eggy why don't you go back to college? it's not too late. Once you hit 30 that's when the realization of being a loser is really going to hit you.
>>24390006
Why is this trans woman taking selfies in the middle of Sears?
>>24391898
you look old as fuck. i don't know why you don't use that to your advantage.
I don't understand the eggman meme. what's so interesting about this dude?
>>24391898
What was it like when everybody thought you were the Oregon shooter?
>>24391898
>Eggie will never give us youtube videos of him hating on normies ever again
>no blackpill
>No car videos
2015 was the shittiest year in r9k history
>>24391898
Finding a Misaki should motivate you to learn some skillz
>>24391898
are you back on /r9k/ or is this a one time thing? we miss you eggman, please don't leave us.
>>24391898
Here's the thing, eggs. I'm 34 years old and in college, getting a degree. Is that a great idea? Probably not, but maybe I can find a job I don't hate. Point is, you are 24. You're a baby. Keep your chin up.
>>24390979
From the darkest depths of the black pill to the highest reaches of the white pill. It would be legendary.
>>24391924
Thank you!
>>24391931
Once I feel financially comfortable, I do agree that it would be in my best interest to at least return to school.
>>24391954
I suppose so. I just often feel that life is passing me by and I am not getting enough out of it.
>>24391957
I just style it better now I guess.
>>24391959
I was going to apply for a job as a freelance writer, and then I realized that I am not very good at writing. I write autismally as fuck.
I will look into the book though.
>>24391966
I am thinking of returning to college.
I just hated classes and people so much before, because of my anxiety. But I feel that I have since improved.
>>24392047
How would I use that to my advantage? Just curious.
>>24392085
I got some light harassment, and a lot of snapchat adds
>>24392103
I want to make more videos, just not sure on subject matter yet though
>>24391898
I'm 24 with no skills or value. I'm going to school now though. Get my associates after this semester then onto my bachelors. Go to uni or a trade school or start a career.
>>24392253
>just not sure on subject matter yet though
WHITE PILL
BLACK PILL 2
I wonder if my ugly ass face can be as improved by a smile as his was
>>24390006
>>24391898
>>24392253
Is this for real?
Let's assume it is and have a good feel.
>>24392253
What're you gonna study?
Eggman wat yo snapchat homez
>>24392253
this >>24392306
get on that white pill shit egg. keep improving yourself and get back to us.
>>24392253
>I want to make more videos
Make videos about trying to make something of your life. Maybe that'll give us both more motivation to not be fuck ups.
>>24392253
>I want to make more videos, just not sure on subject matter yet though
For starters, you could simply upload the 'bad' first take of the 'Black Pill 2' video, if you still have it.
>>24392253
Do you still believe in the black pill? If not, do you regret making it?
Write or Vlog about the dispossessed r9k culture that the mainstream now fears. You've got street cred on the topic from both sides
>>24392473
Or make videos for Geek & Sundry about it
>>24390006
eggy's looking like a real cutie these days
>>24392253
I love you eggman I have conversations with you in my head where we're best friends
>>24392586
maybe you have telepathy
>>24391898
Hey bro when you going to make the White pill?
>>24392738
don't make it. keep your gf stuff private so r9k doesnt ruin thattoo
>>24392253
>>24392586
oh shit i do that too
eggman be me friendo
>>24392336
When I dropped out, I was going to be a dietician. I would have to reevaluate my choice based on the current trends of employment and such.
>>24392344
Thenewformula
>>24392353
I may decide to make a white pill video
>>24392363
As well as this kind of video
>>24392452
I feel that the video was unpolished and could have been done much better, but I still believe in a general "black pill" that goes beyond the video I created and has more to do with subversion of our population by globalist entities.
>>24392586
Thank you my friend
>>24392738
Not sure
>>24392797
Hey God bless you bro; I been trying to self improve myself; slow change - been getting into art - my skills getting good. Hopefully all the robots on here change for the better who knows?
>>24391898
Hi, Eggy. I'm the guy who had the brief discussion with you about life and being a wagekek.
I'm not really making a lot of money, but I'm pretty much in the same boat as you. No real marketable skills, I'm just personable so people give me lots of job opportunities I otherwise wouldn't be qualified for.
You're the coolest person ever, Eggfam. I appreciate you responding to my snaps.
>>24392797
>subversion of our population by globalist entities.
hmmm
>>24390006
lookin good for a black pill. i was hoping he'd killed himself tbhfam
>>24391898
Holy shit eggy you look great. I've been feeling really down and this actually makes me feel pretty good inside. I think I look a lot like you except I don't have the eyebags and my face is abnormally round as opposed to ovalish like yours. Hoping its just genetics storing fat in my cheek, but being 5'9 165 I didn't think I'd be too fat.
Oh well, good luck nigga. Your looking really good desu desu senpai~~~
>>24392253
>I want to make more videos, just not sure on subject matter yet though
something about how gender diversity is killing movies and tv?
>>24391898
Did getting a girlfriend make as much of a difference as we all hope?
>>24392843
You're welcome my friend.
I feel bad that people felt like I was begging for money.
I talked with another guy that basically laid it out to me that there just wasn't any demand for my amateur "services".
And I don't really have any skills or anything that there is demand for, which is another problem.
All the jobs I am qualified for, are just retail shit where I stand around and do basic stuff. Jobs that will probably be automated before too long anyway.
I just need to find that skill somewhere inside myself that will provide me with a living and a sense of accomplishment for actually fulfilling a need somewhere instead of being a minimum wagekuk.
>>24393034
Learn a new skill
>>24393034
dude this might sound random but - you remember the 1990s / early 2000s?
Fuck off Eggman, I am not
>>24393034
Going back to college is just going to make you depressed again. It's networking central.
Learn a skill elsewhere like trade school or something.
>>24393034
Yeah, I've been on that journey for a few years now myself. It really hasn't gotten any easier.
I've spoken to a few normies who give me the stereotypical non-advice memes (do what you love, find something you're passionate about, it's never too late to start over, etc...)
I really just feel so aimless, and it's really taken a toll on me throughout the years. I've kinda coped by not giving a shit and being more self-indulgent with my time and money. I'm actually trying to learn how to code so maybe I could do something with that, but I lose focus too easily.
You seem like a cool guy, someone I'd actually be friends with irl. Don't let the faggots on this board fuck your shit up, pham. I've always liked you.
>>24393076
That's non-advice and he pretty much said he needed to learn a new skill in that post.
>>24391898
try being that at 29
>>24392920
>>24392797
Maybe you've been watching too much Alex Jones, Eggy.
For fucks sakes, can you stop posting this fucking retard he's a thing in the past, an autistic thing in the past and a literal thing. Have you faggots not seen my threads with 100+ posts and my fuck eggman video? Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLlBW_lhck it explains how much this retard is a faggot and needs to get a job and stop begging for money : ^ ) sincerely your king
tl;dr fuck your videos fagman fuck everything about you and I hope you choke off my cawk thx.
>>24390024
>eyebags
>bad
Are you a stupid vapid highschool girl
>>24393320
Son, Millhouse isn't a meme. You're not a meme. Contain your cancerous meme-forcing to Omegle threads kthxbai
>>24393325
shit nigga. egg has em really bad.
>>24393379
>>24393363
>>24393320
a nigger tripfag like yourself needs to leave
hey eggman, what is your opinion on acnekun? he has mentioned you in a few of his videos and i just wanted to get your opinion on the guy.
>>24391898
Eggman is only 24? Christ I thought he was like 38
>>24393176
What skills should Eggman learn?
>>24392234
>unironically posting this
>tumblr gif
get the fuck off the planet
>>24393379
>>24393363
>>24393320
you got trolled like the dumb nigger you are xD
>>24393415
>I'm smarter than you, more successful than you, literally the king of all of you
the black Elliot Rodger
>>24391898
>soon-to-be 24 y/o with no skills or value
Yo egg, just gotta say: I'm an MNfag like you and I just turned 25 and when I was 24 my life was in the fucking toilet financially and job wise and now I have a kickass job that earns me a good living and I'm on my way to a straight-up career that I enjoy. You really don't know where this is gonna go, and the feelings of being lost and stuck in a self-inflicted poverty trap are pretty common among people our age. Our generation kind of got the shaft when it comes to opportunity in this country, but that doesn't mean there's none to be had.
You've got something about you; something about your personality. It's the same thing that made you get so popular/infamous on this high-traffic noise filled board. I don't know what to call it exactly, but I've seen it in a handful of individuals across many different walks of life. Most people like that, maybe all of them, as far as I can tell, seem to be going places even when they think they aren't.
>>24393415
>more successful than you
more successful than him at eating to excess maybe
>>24393446
Being white doesn't automatically allot you a lucrative job.
That only applies to whites with social networks or business/family connections that can afford them those opportunities.
>>24393320
pls try less hard
>>24393550
They'll hire Eggman for his je ne sais quoi charisma. They'd hire you if they wanted B.O. and assburgers
This is so fucking amazing. Eggman was trying to become the king of /r9k/ and probably thought he would be the leader of a jolly band of misfits with whom he would get to share thoughts and work on personal development and solving issues.
Instead, he's opened a Pandora's Box of autism and now has a bunch of tripfags and aspiring Youtube celebrities wrestling him for the number one spot of one of the worst boards of this site, making his life even more irritating and miserable.
>>24390006
Fuck8ng normie
>>24393611
He'd make a better crack dealer than eggy desu
historic thread
this is the type of thread you will tell your kids about.
>>24393708
teach yourself to spell privilege
>>24393708
>I can teach myself any programming language and master it in a week. I can teach myself anything and master it in a week.
Dude, shut the fuck up
>>24393708
>tfw black chad saves us from the eggites
Is eggman old and busted now?
>>24393708
you don't need fancy book learning to sell crack, nigger
>>24393723
>owned
go back to 9gag faggot
>>24393764
>affecting
I see that bait
>>24390006
Who is this cum dumpster?
>>24393809
A young Carl Sagan
>>24390039
He was always a normie u fucking cunt.
>>24393818
>A young
He doesn't looks young at all.
Looks like a granny.
>>24391898
>soon-to-be 24
What the fuck. I thought you were older than me.
>no skills or value
>going to be stuck scraping by on minimum wage shit jobs for the rest of my life
Literally me.
>>24393851
I thought he was older too. he looks 35. now that i know he's 23 i really can't take what he says seriously anymore.
Please don't major in any stupid shit, either go for computer science or just learn a trade, any trade.
>>24392797
hey eggy long time no see. how you keeping buddy. what was the fallout like from the oregon pinning?
>>24393191
sorry this thread isn't about you, you are worthless
we're busy worshipping our normie eggman
>>24391898
kek remember this?
>>24391206
Why is he so fucking perfect?
>you will never embrace him
>>24390032
thanks senpai I really needed this
>>24395101
>tfw eggman has been to your house
Stay jelly
keep black pilling eggman, and spit more hot fire
make a rap about trains
>>24391206
Femanon here.
You actually look good on this... Very nice eyes.
Eggman isn't really that unattractive. He's not good looking but he's not bad looking, he's basically average. His only really big flaw is the huge forehead; he has nice eyes, an OK nose, good skin quality, etc. He only looks really bad in some pics because his hair is long in those pics and long hair is terrible on Eggy.
More hawt pics and videos of eggman:
https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0100/19/1435052853169.jpg
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1443/73/1443732945336.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACtGTCGwDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCJhLmTZ1wM
>>24395815
he still needs to make a train rap though
>>24390039
"turn it around" my ass.
his last video a week ago or so implied that he's broke as fuck since he made the retarded decision to move and live off his savings.
the year without normies is not going to happen either because he blew the cash all away while traveling.
>>24393034
I offered you some work building my email list and you never got back to me.
>>24395815
eggman is a chad and you're all falling for his sham
he is not a robot, he never was.
>>24393708
you are seriously the most autistic, obvious shit poster i have ever seen . i can ask you a few computer science questions to prove you are full of shit aswell.
>>24393320
i need some mods over here
I want to hug eggy and kiss him on the cheek!
>>24392797
Looking great buddy.
Go back to school and make it and continue to give us robots hope.
We believe in you, f@m
>>24391898
you have no idea how happy it makes me feel seeing you back on r9k
welcome back, buddy
>>24390039
he stopped with all that repill shit and he took the black pill
He doesn't look too good
>>24390006
man, not to be rude but..
dude is so ugly
>>24390024
>>24390626
>>24391206
>>24391306
Fix dark circles caused by stress, no sleep, aging: http://www.skinactives.com/Bright-I-Cream.html
Fix dark circles caused by genes: http://www.skinactives.com/Skin-Brightening-Cream-with-Arbutin.htmlAlthough I have a hunch fixing my porn/masturbation addiction will help enormously
>>24393708
Start with spelling, straya.
eggy if you're still here, did u sue the news stations?
EGGMAN GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU BITCH WHEN YOU HAVE NO REAL PROBLEMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24390006
HOW IS HE NOT IN JAIL???
I thought he shot all those people in that school a few weeks ago!!
>>24396204
This so much. Who is this autistic nigger anyways?
>>24390049
>file name
>tumblr
>>24395706
Bedroom eyes. He fucked her good. What does Eggman's girlfriend look like?
>>24392253
is the rumors true that you found a gf?
if so, kindly get the fuck off my board
>>24392797
Is it true you got a gf?
>>24393320
>I will fucking murder him
enjoy your van m8
>>24400531
>enjoy your van m8
Die fucking SJW cancer
>>24390626
>besides sleep?
This is a meme.
Eyebags cannot be cured. Drinking a lot and using the cucumber / teabag method can help to reduce them but the only ways to get rid of them is to use foundation make-up ( temporarily ) or surgery ( permanent ).
It's a genetic condition that makes everyone avoid you because people (sub)consciously think you are ill.
why is he so magnetic to us? every time I see an eggy thready I click
>tfw Eggy personally messaged you on snapchat
What a nice guy
>>24401269
Do you just mash words together in the hope they'll make sense?
Yo Egg, I used an undoctored pic of yours and for a profile on OKCupid, as a girl, got dozens upon dozens of (decent looking) guys wanting to fuck you. There was a thread about it a while back.
>>24401497
>subconsciously make people hate you.
Right.....
A lot of men can pull it off. Why do you think this.
I find the haven't slept look very attractive in a man.
eggy is such a qt, i hope he finds a good girl one day
Eggy here again.
Some guy on craigslist says he will pay me 3k a month to help him scam people on said site.
Should I dance with the devil or keep my way?
>>24403149
Here's what the guy sent me
>>24403203
Looks like a scam
Don't do it man
>>24403149
>>24403203
I would advise against that. If the heat came down on him, he could probably find a way to pin it all on you.
>>24403203
Alright so I decided against this.
What I would really like to do is find a way to have my organs harvested and sold by a black market surgeon after committing suicide and sending the cash to my family
>>24404477
And I am pretty serious about this too, if anyone knows a way to do something like this. I have a credit card so I can charge a plane ticket if I need to go to a different country to have it done.
It's a bit drastic but I already considered selling myself into gay prostitution, but I was rejected for being too ugly.
>>24391898
You have a gf, shut the fuck up
>>24405071
You're a wacky character, Eggman.
Give the money to a charity or something. Donate it to BlackLivesMatter.
>>24405071
>It's a bit drastic but I already considered selling myself into gay prostitution, but I was rejected for being too ugly.
you're not eggy
>>24405301
Well, I couldn't find any buyers, I will say that much.
Anyways I am really still trying to bank on the whole organ harvesting thing.
I would like to commit suicide rather soon and if I could make the organ money that would be great.
Otherwise I may attempt to harvest my own organs if I can find any buyers.
>>24405781
post a timestamp to prove you're really eggman
>>24405922
Check my snap.
Yes it's me, and I'm just too broke and worthless to live 2bee h.
>>24406155
Wow it really is you
why are you so down all of a sudden? weren't you going to go back to college and get a career?
Why don't you just donate blood plasma, eggman?
>>24406155
Why aren't you suing CNN you fucking idiot?
>>24406197
It's just no good. I will never have the money to do that, and even if I did I would just fuck up and drop out again like last time.
I have no value as a human being beyond having young organs so that's what I'm going to need to capitalize on to make my life worth anything.
>>24406378
For the millionth time, nobody ever used my name or picture besides 4chan and random twitter users. CNN especially never did, they said vague things about "a beta male" and that's all.
whats eggys snapchat? I wanna message him, hes a genuinely nice guy
>>24406442
Have you tried getting involved at a church or anything? You never know, mingling in that crowd could potentially give you opportunities for a better life, maybe even if one of them is some sort of small business owner they'd offer you a job. It might seem like a heads in the cloud approach/solution, but if you're getting suicidal, then why not at least try everything you can, egg?
Eggman is going to get so much pussy (not to mention tons of friends and beta orbiters) from having become internet famous.
I wonder how it will change him. My theory is that it will improve his personality.
>>24403149
Hey, yo. I want an update on what happened with the Oregon shooting. You got blamed. It was hilarious. Anything go down?
eggman i just got fired from my job today i'm going to fuck my shit up drinking booze in your honor f`am
god bless
>>24406513
It all falls in line with my black pill philosophy.
Due to being a genetically inferior male, and being stupider and of less value than other men, I simply will not be successful in life.
I've tried and tried for years but there's simply no hope for me, I believe.
So I'm down to the last thing I can think of, which is selling my organs.
They are probably the most valuable thing I have.
>>24406545
Eggy is the wrong type of internet famous, the Chris Chan type.
>>24406812
have you considered transitioning into a female? you already look feminine just take some HRT for like a year and you'll be passable. Let a real man take care of all your needs, bby.
>>24392797
Egg man, what advice could you give someone who has no idea what to do in the future, is gas stationing a good job?
>>24406812
kek did she cuCk you? or are you still together?
>>24406812
Okay, so I don't have your snapchat so I didn't see your confirmation post, but I need to know if this is really you, could you do a quick timestamp or provide something?
Would you sell a kidney? by the way, if it really is you, you have some humor man i the way you go about things, it all seemed organic if you get what I'm saying, so keep that in mind.
Seriously consider getting involved in a community like a church or something that can lead to another.
>>24406944
It is him
>>24406812
>I've tried and tried for years
kek sure you have you failed normie fuck
>>24406844
I've seen girls in threads talking about how they would fuck him. He's famous, that automatically makes him more attractive, even if it's a bad kind of famous.
>tfw still no eggman train rap
>tfw gonna kill eggy
eggman I hope that whatever you do you manage to find happiness. I know what it's like to be ugly as fuck and it sucks. I'm planning to commit suicide soon unfortunately getting a gun license is complicated since there's so much paperwork involved. hopefully I'll be dead before the end of the year
>>24401648
>>Reddit, you shitass normie
>>24407004
I thought you left after you were bitching months ago, faggot.
>>24406979
That doesn't show his face, anyone can screencap their legs off snapchat,
Come on, egg! I want to believe, but I need more proof
>>24407050
I never really leave
this board has also slightly improved since the robot came back
>>24407058
>That doesn't show his face, anyone can screencap their legs off snapchat
I got it from his snapchat you fucking idiot
anyone who has him added can see it
>>24407058
You're a fucking idiot. He literally had a timestamp earlier in the thread.
>>24407082
I realize that you implied you got it from his snapchat, but I don't have it and I can understand why you, or he would refrain from posting it. The point is I'm just skeptical. It would be a dick move to impersonate him.
I'm curious, how big is your dick eggy?
>>24407147
above average or so he says
>>24406812
>>24407082
>>24407103
Fuck me, I found the confirmation from earlier. Sorry y'all.
>>24407231
an earlier confirmation doesn't imply later posts are him
>>24390006
Could you fuck off to >>>/soc/ and quit bumping your ugly face to the top of the board every 5 minutes you fucking pile of genetic waste?
>>24407248
Yeah, I sort of wanted to see if we was in thread at all, though. I'll have to take the other anon's word that it was his snapchat, and I don't need his username because I could see why he wouldn't want anymore people bugging him. I'm still slightly skeptical, but I don't see why anyone would get anything out of impersonating him.
>>24407248
see:
>>24406979
he posted that snapchat seconds after i asked him for a timestamp
>>24407253
eggman is /r9k/ incarnate
if you can't stand looking at his face you need to leave normiescum
>>24407328
his snapchat is thenewformula
see:>>24392797
>>24407335
>eggman is /r9k/ incarnate
not a virgin, wagekek, tall, goood dick, lives alone in house , drives, attention whores
>>24407193
Bullshit is he 6'1, his arms look short.
>>24407425
He's white too.
>>24407425
Why do anons even give this attention whoring namefag attention?
He's an admitted failed normie but all these fags act like he's one of us
>>24407465
what do proportians have to do with height
eggman I think I love you:'(
>>24407425
>not a virgin
he lost his virginity to a fat ugly toothless prostitute. that's a far worse fate than most virgins here.
>wagekek
he is not a wagekek anymore
he lost his job resently
>tall
he is only 6'0 tall with shoes on.
in his state that's manlet-tier
>goood dick
the guy has the testosterone of a chinese girl high school student. God knows the guy must have a micropenis and lies about it on the internet. Wouldn't we all?
>lives alone in house
>alone
>drives
Most robots drive
you'd have to be a literal retard not to get your license.
>attention whores
he doesn't make these threads. and he has only posted one pic of himself. i'd hardly call that attention whoring,
>>24407497
>white
white men today are cuCks. literally the scum of earth.
>>24390006
>>24391206
>>24395815
Eggy my boy, you're actually really cute when you smile
You should do it more often, I don't like seeing you sad :c
>>24407425
women literally take pictures of him to put them up on instagram saying "wow look how ugly this guy is!!!"
his existence is pure pain
>>24407576
Everything, tall = long legs and arms
>>24407617
>he lost his virginity to a fat ugly toothless prostitute. that's a far worse fate than most virgins here.
Completely false. He has consensual sex with >1 women not prostitutes. Stop defending your idol you stupid egghead.
>he is only 6'0 tall with shoes on.
He says he's 6'1 where is your evidence against that? Also 6' is not manlet.
>God knows the guy must have a micropenis and lies about it on the internet.
Why would he lie? You're directly contradicting eggman's own words in an attempt to make him be less of a failed normie.
>Most robots drive
you'd have to be a literal retard not to get your license.
okay normie
>he doesn't make these threads. and he has only posted one pic of himself. i'd hardly call that attention whoring,
He was a tripfag who shilled his video heres, he literally threw a tantrum on video about /r9k/ not liking him and how he would leave because he had youtube fans now, he literally begged /r9k/ for money.
>>24391898
>>24392253
Eggy, if you still have problems with anxiety, go back to college. Seriously, if it's any college worth it's salt it'll have free counseling. I go to a rinkydink community college in Texas, and I first went to an advisor to help me with my indecision about my major, and now I'm going to a counselor to help me with my anxiety troubles.
If it's anxiety that's keeping you back from college, just go to college then, they should have people there to help you with that.
>>24407691
Eggy here.
I got upset that people thought I was begging for money when really I just wanted some work, so I actually recordes several private videos for free to clear my conscience.
And I plan on killing myself and selling my organs and giving the money to people close to me.
>>24408185
You were begging for money senpai.
Why'd you quit your job?
>>24408185
Don't you have the herpes?
Plus you were begging for money.
>>24408242
>Why'd you quit your job?
Because he wanted everyone to give him a million dollars.
No way he would kill himself with the sexy gf around. He's trolling her or us
>>24408185
>recordes several private videos for free
Why not post them for your fans?
>>24408185
Church guy again, please don't kill yourself, you said that there people close to you, ask someone for help or just to have a talk or something, I understand why you feel down man, I've been homebound for the past two years because of my health and have had other problems along the way.
Eggman, what would you say are your talents? Could be anything. Skills or knowledge you can learn anytime, but not talents.
You're a nice guy with some charisma if you didn't have social anxiety.
>>24408452
>implying eggman has talents
>>24408458
I like his videos. They took talent
>>24408458
>>24408473
He has a naturally funny dialect in his videos. So yeah, I'd say there's some serious potential for the guy.
>>24408473
>>24408533
eggshills pls go
>>24408346
They had names and stuff that I wouldn't want to "air out" so to speak.
>>24408473
I've been recording music and videos and just deleting them because I think they suck.
Unless I can change my mind, I feel like the most valuable thing about me is my organs (kidneys/liver mostly) and if I could sell those to benefit people close to me, I would be happy and finally be free of this world at the same time.
when is eggman going to become a trap and camwhore?
my nuts are so fucking blue I swear its the only thing that gets me off
>>24408596
Change your mind. That's your most valuable organ. Stick around to look after and enjoy the company of those people close to you.
>>24408596
>I feel like the most valuable thing about me is my organs (kidneys/liver mostly)
you have herpes so your organs are pretty much worthless 2bh
>>24408596
>selling organs
Sell your Soul to the Devil too. Might get something good in return.
>>24408596
Honestly, you're likable and being likable is a valuable job skill nowadays. Its on job listings ahead of the skills a lot.
>>24408633
That would be funny.
It seems like every single thing I do is a complete failure. Even giving myself to organ harvesters. I should really just end my life tonight before I can do any more harm.
>>24408995
dude i really hope you're trolling. empathy is a rare commodity around here. be a shame if it were wasted
What's his username?
>>24409033
see:
>>24407359
read the thread next time new guy
Eggy here.
I just got another really good idea.
Maybe I can start a fundraiser, and if it reaches the goal, I will kill myself on a livestream.
Yay or nay?
Edgy troll there. ty for bumping the thread tho
>>24409183
i can't tell if it's really eggy or just a troll
that's a stupid idea btw
>>24409183
Just use the money to move to Canada or some Eurokek country and gain citizenship there.
>>24409240
It's him he said it on snapchat.
>>24409183
Or another thing, think the hostel movies.
Someone pays me to torture/kill me and I can send the money to my relatives before the deed happens.
Of course we might need to be in a country besides the USA, but it's an idea anyway.
>>24409183
fuck off you piece of shit
>>24409267
so what harm did you do that has you so down? i dont know you but this trolling doesnt seem like your style
>>24409295
I've just given up, I quit job because I thought I could survive of money from internet and /r9k/ jobs but obviously that was a mistake. I wish I had shot up that school then I wouldn't need to e here right now.
>>24409373
This isn't me so I guess this marks where I stop responding to the thread.
But here is my final response:
I am stupid, fat, ugly, and broke.
I am an absolutely worthless human being, and my life has only negatively impacted everyone I've ever known.
I've known that I was no good for years but I still kept persisting to no avail.
I'm finally done now though, and done responding to this thread.
>>24409399
>template
>jpg
why tho
>>24409373
k im thinking you are a troll. r9k eats its own. kudos for pretending Eggy's snapchat verified everything though
