well, well wellll wagekeks.. how was sucking your bosses balls today? did you make him some money or were you a worthless little wageslave? just keep at it though I need my $1800 NEETbux every 2 weeks maybe you'll get that raise someday you uncultured swine.
what did I do today??? well superior NEETs actually have free time so my day was spent on literature, fine art, philosophy and fucking your gf while you were at your shit job because she likes an enlightened man.
only fooling yourselves wagekeks.
>>24388132
>fucking your gf
dis nigga
>>24388190
you sound butthurt wagekuck i put your toothbrush up my asshole on my way out as well.
>>24388132
What literature? Can you recommend a good read? Not trying to be sarcastic btw.
>>24388427
Why, The Secret Teachings of All Ages, of course.
If you want something more modern try The Structures and Interpretations of Computers Programs. Its footnotes are like Playboy magazine's.
>>24388427
I read The Prince today. didn't take that long and it was a good read for learning how to manipulate normies.
>>24388483
Low quality b8 bruh. But you still managed to make me cringe , 4/8 m8
I'm still at work and you don't get $900 a week from the government. You probably get $1000 per month. Maybe $1200 max m
Actually still at my "job" I live here self employed master race. I've boxed up all my product for the day. Going to sit around and get drunk while I wait for the trucks to arrive with my ridiculous amounts of cash. But I guess NEET is OK to.
>>24388132
I'm an oncologist researching therapies for lung cancer.
Have fun trying to be more than a waste of oxygen.
>>24388552
better get back to sucking the bosses dick or you'll get fired wagie. these NEETbux aren't going to make themselves..
>>24388132
Say you're riding that mommy and daddy's money train, huh? Let's see how much your "enlightenment" helps you in life when they die and none of the rest of your family wants to deal with your ass-burger.
sup neets
wagekek here, took tomorrow off so i could roleplay as a neet for an extra day. gonna wake up in the afternoon tomorrow, brew some tea and listen to some jazz on vinyl. i might write a few chapters for my great american novel.
what are your weekend plans, robots?
>>24388483
SICP is fine but what are you going to do with it if you're a NEET
i worked from home, got ramen for lunch, played some stella glow, making dinner. Also my gf was with me so lol at your lame insinuation
>>24388132
>art
>girlfriends
normie neets are not welcome here you are not welcome here this normie meme is trash real robots that are accepted and fit in here hate your shit normie humor this meme is terrible and for normalslime you are not welcome here you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here go back to facebook you fucking failed normie
>>24388624
Boss doesn't care if I use my phone.
>>24388669
pretend that I make video games and then instill a level of superiority over others I meet when I say I make video games even though I havent made anything for 8 years outside of highschool
>>24388647
no you illiterate wagekek slime i am riding the "tax dollars from wageslaves" train.
>>24388132
jokes on you normie NEET I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women
>>24388729
Post yfw I don't make enough money to pay taxes and don't actually support neethood.
>>24388729
facebook meme/10 really
not funny, normie as shit, real robots hate this smug neets meme if they belong here desu
>>24388729
Sounds like you're pretty insecure about the fact that you have too many burgers in your ass to be a functional human being.
And you know I run my own research facility.>>24388613
>>24388760
>true Scotsman argument
fucking retard
>>24388772
sorry I don't speak normie, maybe your facebook friends will upvote you normalshit robots hate you and your shit meme
>>24388772
>pointing out someone made a true scotsman argument
>calling them a retard afterward
Sure, enlighten yourself as much as you want.
But you're still a shitty human being.
>>24388765
that may be but it doesn't change the fact that you are for all realistic purposes my bitch and paying for the superior NEET lifestyle. of course you wouldn't understand a patrician lifestyle you are too busy coughin up the BUX and sucking your bosses dick.
>>24388828
Uh, no I am my own boss. I said I run my own research facility. That means I am at the top of the ladder and I answer to no one but myself. I have enough money that I don't even have to be connected to a university.
And I'm perfectly okay with the fact that my tax dollars go toward you being a lout. It's the same reason I always give homeless people money: I know they're going to use it to buy drugs and I'd rather they get their drugs than go through withdrawal.
>>24388132
Can you really get that much? Everyone I know here that got ssi got 750 a month
>>24388796
well they're a normie, robots that belong here and have sanctuary here reject the smug neet meme or they don't belong and can go elsewhere like reddit
>>24388884
No, you can't. He's lying.
>>24388518
I really hope it didn't take long its like 60 pages. If you know how to manipulate us why are you still at the bottom op
>>24389046
Even if he does know how to manipulate us, it's not as if he'll ever be able to. You can't manipulate people when you're so terrified of people you never leave your room.
>>24388132
>Meanwhile at NEET's house
>>24388132
Oh yeah, I like to jack off to little anime girls too.
>>24388132
Lol op you don't get that much in disability/welfare unless you live in like Manhattan or some shit where that will buy you a box. They give you the bare minimum to survive.
Even if it were true have fun living like a college student lol that wouldn't even be 50k a year lmfao
>>24388518
>the prince
Damn gurl you so basic. That's highschool tier assigned reading. Damn you got some shitty tastes.
>>24389132
>NEETs don't read economics
>>24389125
I'm a college student and I live off of roughly $250 a month. Even despite knowing that OP is lying, if someone needs that much money to feel comfortable doing absolutely jack shit (like a neet) then they really are a little pussy ass bitch.
>tfw work at a Mazda dealership
>am a detailer/parts guy
>basically just walk around the shop when I'm 'detailing'
>when in parts, just move heavy shit around
It was actually good, I don't really do anything aside from talk to one of my friends who recently gave up the neet card.
>>24389125
This desu
NEETbux gives me enough to skate by month to month. I can't afford most luxuries.
reddit meme/10 you normalscum aren't even funny desu
>>24389046
superior NEETs are not at the bottom though. that seems to be a common wagekek delusion. i make more pursuing my hobbies and the finer things in life than a wagekek does in MONTHS.
>>24389206
How's that possible I'm also in university and not counting tuition I don't know anyone who spends less than 800/month do you live in a crackhouse or something rent is like 600/m with roommates in any city
>>24389490
For the record though I go to uWaterloo so I like all math/CS/eng kids make a shit tonne in our summers
>>24389469
Yeah except that's not true since you likely feel like the worthless trash you are. I broke my leg in 3 places and couldn't go to work for a few weeks following surgery. What bothered me wasn't the pain it was the feeling of worthlessness.
Then again my career doesn't suck ass and is actually fulfilling. I might not miss it if I worked at Burger King or some shit
>>24389490
Well, I was talking about money aside from rent. Rent is $250 a month so really I live off of $500 a month. Housing is cheap as fuck in the south eastern USA. So I get $250 for things like food and cigarettes a month. Even then, I never actually spend a whole $250 a month (aside from rent of course).
And no, I don't live in a crack house but I live right next to a crack house if that gives you an idea of what kind of neighborhood I live in and how cheap the housing is.
>>24389691
poor poor wagie - i feel sorry for you, not being able to enjoy patrician hobbies. it's almost as if you take true pleasure in sucking the bosses dick and having your gf kuck you with NEETs.
you do know NEETs have bigger dicks on average, right? I think that's why your gf likes them so much
>>24389703
Wtf... I'm paying 2400 for my 4 house (3roommates) in Waterloo Ontario and when I live in Toronto for work terms I have to pay 1600/m for my one bedroom
>>24389808
I don't work for wages you fucking idiot I have a real job
>>24389859
Yeah, I'm living in a 2 apartment. I'm going to move into a 3 house so then my rent will be $300 a month and even that's kind of expensive for me. Like I said, duuuude housing is cheap in Louisiana. I lived in a one bedroom apartment for a little while and that was $600 a month. Never doing that again.
How much do you spend a month apart from rent?
11/21/15
Tick tock NEETs. We're coming.
Wew.
>>24389890
if you can call sucking your bosses dick a real job then yes, yes you do have a job. you are a good widdle wagie kuck go make daddy his NEETbux slave. NEETbux DO NOT grow on trees wagie.
>>24389808
>girls like neets
LMAO hahahahahahaha oh holy shit my sides
How can someone like something they've never seen or known?
>>24389912
Usually 600-700 unless I need to buy more expensive things like suits or gifts
>>24388673
>cocky unemployed frog
this made me reeeeee
>>24389979
What's really crazy is my friends who work in California for their work terms usually pay about 10,000 a month to rent a 5 bedroom house you get like 8k a month salary as an intern there though
>>24388132
>what did I do today??? well superior NEETs actually have free time so my day was spent on literature, fine art, philosophy and fucking your gf while you were at your shit job
I'm a neet like you and we both know you didn't spend your day doing this shit :^)
I'm still on vacation. Do you know what that is? I suppose you don't, since you need money to be able to travel and enjoy nice dinners and hotels.
>>24390249
i save plenty i get $3600 a month you worthless illiterate wagekek.
>>24390333
>he thinks $3600 a month is a lot
Lol, that's why you will always remain a poorfag neet.
>>24390392
>$3600 a month, live rent free alone, get to pursue hobbies, literature, art, philosophy, and fucking your gf
or
>suck the bosses dick all day and pay taxes for NEETbux
i know which one you picked
>>24390461
>get to pursue hobbies, literature, art, philosophy, and fucking your gf
Implying you do anything but shitposting, vidya, animu all day and night.
>tfw the amount that these neets say they get slowly goes up in almost every thread
>you know they're lying through their teeth to feel good about themselves
>>24390573
>Implying people with jobs don't make these threads just for a laugh
You're taking this all too seriously
