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ROASTIES GETTING BTFO: uTube Editon
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GET IN HERE! MAKE YOUR NIGHT A HAPPY ONE!

DJ Refuses To Play Stacies Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcEhObPfog
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>>24387888
not a bad sOoOong
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>both of them are addicted to that stupid fucking fad song to the point of getting violent

jesus christ
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>actually requesting that faggot ass whip it song

Why are whites so corny?
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>>24387888

Trips confirmed, this is your thread! This is Your Night! ! !

https://youtu.be/JHzGiGUj5SU

>>24387929
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRV5B8HJvo
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>>24387888

i dont think i want a girl ever
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what the fuck did they even say? background noise is too loud
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>>24387989

I agree, but think twice for one sec.
Here:

Non-Western Woman SHUTS IT DOWN.

https://youtu.be/rD5Q_AFWdHY
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>>24388070
they want to play that stupid fucking meme song "whip nae nae" or whatever and the dj wont, so then they keep offering him money until they get pissed and threaten to tell the owner
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>mfw a roastie got killed by a LITERAL Tyrone she knew for only two days because she wanted him to use his gun for role playing during sex

He barely remembered what her name was during the 911 call

https://youtu.be/U1cXkDpeFVY
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>>24387888
I love how dim whores literally can't comprehend being refused. They genuinely can't process that someone said no, they just shut down into gaping retards droning "whyyyyyyyyy??"
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>>24388247

>I'm going to tell the owner
As if they'd fire the only guy making the "party", a party.

>24388184
Saw this myself, pre came
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>>24388184
>felony manslaughter
>going to prison for something that dumb
>pointing a gun in jest for any reason
>his name is actually tyrone
>mfw
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>>24387955
I'm not american and don't know about this song

but I've seen a single pepe thread with "WATCH ME WHIP, WHAT ME MAY MAY" and I immediately knew I despised that song
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>>24387959
beautiful, what a cunt. black SJWs vs. feminist SJW, let em destroy themselves.
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>>24388070
>play (annoying normie fad song)!
>you HAVE to listen to us you HAVE to play this song
>you need to do it!
>Do we need to get Allison?
>We know the owner!
This exact maneuver I've seen so many times. Women will do anything to force their will on other people. They can't dominate anyone, so they try begging and whining, which works on the lowest form of beta, who will do anything for their approval, failing to realize they're being used.

When that doesn't work, they make appeals to authority, and try to get other men to force you to bend to their will. My mom does this shit all the time, she'll go whisper in my dads ear about "your son blah blah blah". Then he comes and beats his chest and makes demands for her. It's repulsive.

Funny story: recently a girl started strongly approaching me. She asked for my number, kept calling me (and talking about nothing), messaging me, all that. I knew she wanted something so I played along.

Finally, I found out what is was. Someone told her how much money I'm making. She started off subtle, but 2 days ago she asked me to come meet her, and she told me shes having a party/hangout this weekend. She told me who would be there. It's about 10 girls and her boyfriend, and they're going to clubs/bars.

She then straight up asked me if I would "pay for stuff" and if I could "give her some money". And told me how they're all broke except one chick who she invited explicitly for that purpose.

So she literally went out of her way to "befriend" me weeks in advance, just so she could get me to fund her girls night out while they all get drunk on my money and fuck chads. I guess she thought I'd jump at the opportunity to be in proximity to a bunch of used up sluts.

I told her that I would love to pay for her and her party. She was so excited and told me how happy they will all be.

The party is tonight. I'm turning my phone off. I wish I could record their reaction when they realize they have no beta bux.
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>>24388382


DAS RIGH
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>>24387888
he should have recorded their squawky voices and used that in one of his mixes
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>>24388184
I feel bad for being disappointed the video didn't include the 911 call.
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>>24388507


AYO
*smacks lips*
AYO AYO
*steals $$$ in purse*
AYO DIS 9-11?
*does head spin*
YO DIS BITCH DEAD MANE
DIS BITCH RIGH HUR
RIGH HUR
*steals bike*
DIS BITCH GONE
*sips lean*
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>>24388408
please find a way, if you post it you are a literal god
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>>24388611
I'll post whatever messages she sends me if the thread is still up. If not, I'll just post a new thread.
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>>24388670

kek I'm following you son.

If she sends too much text please reply by revealing your master plan saying you saw her coming from a mile away and that you ain't paying jack shit
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>>24388603
Hoy shit nigger ingeniosity.
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>>24388670
lurkin
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>>24388408
>>24388611
holy shit you are my hero
keep posting
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>>24388408
how much money did she ask for?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKhZ8l1n8A

Can we get more BTFO videos
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>>24388786
No specific amount.
>>24388763
Thanks man.
>>24388737
I might do that. I've been thinking about of its worth the backlash or not. I don't really care much anymore though, it's not like I have friends anyways. Only thing I'm really worried about is the fact that pissing off that many women could motivate them to send a white knight army after me or something.
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>>24388885

I really hope you dont back out, I'm actually happy for you. I'm sure this would make for a funny story in the future.
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>>24388885

Don't be afraid what are they going to do? Hit you because you refused to pay for all their expenses? fucking kek man If you live in a civilized country nothing will happen to you.

If you are to afraid just keep things personal, say you saw her coming and you knew from the beguining she wanted your money say you are sorry for her friends that maybe they are cool and deserve a drink, but insist on the fact that this gold digger roasties deserves nothing.
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>>24388885
yikes... dude you realize that depending on what you said you engaged in a "verbal contract"... be carefuly what you say from here on or else you could be in a heck ton of trouble!!!
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>>24388885
you have the 4chan army at your back if shit gets ugly
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>>24389043
fuck off lawyer fag that's the most retarded shit I've heard all day and it's people like you who are the reason stupid shit like that "verbal contract" exist. go hang yourself with your suit tie you fucking dummy.
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>>24389058
>gets ugly
realistically what could she even do?
its not like he signed any contracts or anything
if she gets violent, that would be even funnier
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>>24389131
think about it - depending on the context of the conversation, she could make the case that you were supposed to essentially cater the party ... people have appeared before "judge judy" for less than that bud.

if you explicitly said "i will pay for it", especially if you said it in text message form. i would be very careful from here on out... !!!

as they say: "do not poke a sleeping grizzly or else it may mistake you for a picnic basket" to quote yogi bear.
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This is mostly to bump for that guy with the master plan >>24388408
> A friend of a 'friend' needs a ride somewhere
> Don't care for her, straight fucking roastie
> 'Friend' tries to guilt trip and pleads me to help her friend out because im the only one she knows at the time that had the time off and could had a car (Back in junior year)
> Agree to it, simply so i can find a way to fuck it all up
> Girl wants me to drive her 20odd miles there and back for a reason so wont explain
> Offers $5 for gas
> Areyoufuckingshittingme.jpeg
> Alright whatever
> Get all the way to town we're going to
> Find a gas station
> "Hey, Stacie, can you go ahead and run in there to put the $5 in?"
>She runs in there, i promptly drive home when she's in gas station
>5 minutes later, 'friend' starts blowing my phone up
>Turn the radio up louder and let it ring 10 times.
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>>24389131
also, im whats known as a "neet lawyer" :P like in the anime "gods memo pad", except in that case they're "neet detectives"

there is a distinct difference!!!
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>>24389162
Don't underestimate stupid. She is stupid enough to ask a stranger for money for a night out, she can't have the brightest head on her shoulders and I doubt she surrounds herself with geniuses
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>>24389131
He's not even a good lawyer.
She would have needed to provide you a service that you are paying for it to even be considered a contract.

Either way, if she doesn't have any recording of you saying it theres literally nothing to worry about
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>>24389162
spoken word is its own contract, even more so if theres records of his words such as in the form of a "txt message" (also known as an "sms").

i wouldnt be surprised if he gets taken to smalls claims court, depending on how the rest of his unfortunate tale plays out -_-
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>>24387888
and yet they still get bfs because looks mean everything in this gay earth
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>>24389264
his story implies that they communicated via text messages - aka theres a very corporal trail of evidence that ties him to this ""verbal" contract".
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>>24388184
Roastie literally BTFO
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>>24389210

She could make what ever case she wants. At the end of the day he doesn't owe her shit. Not to mention she was asking for money, you think she can afford a better lawyer than the rich guy she is taking to court?

>do not poke a sleeping grizzly or else it may mistake you for a picnic basket

This could go both ways if that girl happened to have been stupid/unlucky enough to fuck with a guy who has nothing to lose and would gladly take her life if she tried to fuck with his. Some people are just looking for a good excuse for a murder suicide
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>>24389286
>small claims court
he could just not show up, and it'd actually cost her more in legal fees than she would win for suing
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>>24389243
That's great anon.

I would have locked the doors, waited for her to come back and waved to her while smiling before driving off though.
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>>24389264
"the person receiving the promise reasonably relied on receiving the gift anyway and would be harmed if the promisor is not forced to give it"

aka, if she makes preparations for such a party and is left unable to pay the bill due to being under the belief that you would fulfill your promise - you may be liable for the costs incurred as she reasonably believed that you would follow through on your word.
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>>24389442
>makes preparations for such a party and is left unable to pay the bill
Sounds like they're going to clubs/bars, so I doubt there'd be a bill or anything. Any spending will be after the guy has backed out.
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>>24389442
Well if this girl's plan is to go out to the bar and spend money THERE as opposed to buying everything before hand, wouldn't be okay?

I mean, she has to know that the anon wouldn't be coming by the time she gets to the bar.
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>>24389511
depends on the context of the text messages he sent, it could perhaps be construed as he'd pay her back after the fact.
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Not a youtube vid but its fucking amazing

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c9_1427152092
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>>24389600
>british accent

JESUS CHRIST
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>>24389600
>british accent
>mudslime
gets me every time anon
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I wouldn't admit anything to her, she will claim rape or some other bullshit trying to get some roidheads to beat your face in.
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>>24389600
>>24389644
>>24389656
mudslime or not it's always great watching whores getting btfo
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>>24389437
Maybe, but it had just went through a shit ton of pain and body work. Wouldve suck if she started wailing on it with her big ass purse.
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>>24389600
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c9_1427152092
Those comments.
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>>24389058
>4chan army

baka desu senpai the times have changed
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>>24387959
>interrupting me is sexual harassment
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>>24389968
Even a website that regularly jokes about violent deaths is filled with white knights.
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>>24389600
Y'LICKLE SLAG
SLAG
SLAAAAGGIN
SLAG
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>>24388438
That image isn't real, please tell me it isn't real. There's no way that is real.
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>>24389968
it fucking burns
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>>24390089

There are things out there brother, things of unimaginable, unreasonable explanation. You must understand this, for we are not the crazy ones, we are the sane.
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>>24390089
an interracial couple into kinky sex?
what's so mind blowing about that?
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>>24387959
a nazi getting rekt, made my day m8
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>>24390179

I'm just going to take the bait, you really don't see the big picture here?

So many metaphors in that one c-ucklust photo
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>>24390231
No, I get it. I just wasn't sure if you were questioning the voracity of the image.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuTWMMpv4yk
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>>24390317
hollly shittttttttt
incredible
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>>24388184
>Role playing my ass... Nigga's pullout game was weak so he didn't wanna take any chances

fucking lmao
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>>24390317

>TOLD off the fucking SCALE before even the first minute of footage

This gon b gud
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What 99% of women deserve tbqfh familia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eKOqL10xk
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>>24388408
holy shit anon

you know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_X6PrASho
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>>24389058
>4chan army
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>>24388180
SILENT TOAD
SILENT TOAD
WATCH ME WATCH ME
WATCH ME WATCH ME
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>>24390767
It's silentoad you fucking goober
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>>24388793
She's not getting BTFO; she just slipped and fell. It's funny, but it's not like she deserved it.
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>>24390317
I honestly feel a bit bad for her. That hurt to watch.
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>>24390801

women always deserve it
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>>24390801

>not like she deserved it
Where do you think you are?
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>>24387888
Whenever innocents are murdered (i.e. mass shootings, bombings, etc.) I always wonder if some of the victims are these type of people. Imagine if these two were killed in some sort of mass killing. In the news, they'd have some type of blurb about how they loved life, loved helping people, volunteered at the animal shelter, had new enemies, are were beloved by all their friends, family members, and strangers they met etc., etc. But you would never know that they were such snot-nosed self-centered cunts. It makes me wonder about the validity of people's obituaries. Everyone is suddenly a saint once they're dead.
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>>24387959
>HEY THAT IS UNCALLED F-
>Shut the fuck up
I've never been so proud of my african ancestry
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>>24391293
>had no* enemies

Not saying they deserve death, but maybe a solid smack across the mouth.
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>>24391293
>"Jess had a thoroughly unlike-able personality. Her friends resented her, her family avoided her, and none of her relationships lasted longer than a month. Her death is a net gain for the human race."
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>>24390801
She was clearly trying to cheat. She deserved what she got.
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>>24387959

>sometimes I sneak in through the window, unannounced
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIYl4k1XnMI
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>>24387888

These videos are always hilarious. There are loads and loads of men and even women in real life who refuse to play feminism's game and bow down to sluts. This makes feminists and sluts angry on the Internet, but oh well. May they die in their bitter rage!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPjGyJvefd4
The best one of all.
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>>24390576
>solid 6 seconds of silence followed by quietly saying "I don't know what to say to that"
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
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>>24389286
Don't bullshit, she can't take anybody to court for him not showing up to a club. Lmao I hate when people fucking do this for every thread. They try to scare the OP with fake litigations.
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>>24390231
>All those back freckles

Shit made me heave
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxdsBd6dmcQ
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7lmGSl1mA
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEPx0N_jAa8
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>>24390317
The problem with debates is that some people don't realize that it's not about being correct, it's about being confident and trying to force people to believe that you are correct.

America does not have the best system in the world. Germany is doing far better than us right now and especially was doing so during the Nazi Regime.
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>>24391773
Lol this. That cunt could waste her time and money with legal shit just to have a jusge throw it out. Only a true faggot would try to sue for some verbal contract horse shit.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KXzyqHuw8
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NEY NEY FAGS ON WHIPISIDE WATCH
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>>24389043
"Verbal contracts" only exist among close friends, like a gentlemans agreement. I don't think it applies to some slapper who wants someone she barely acknowledges to pay for her and her friends night out.
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>>24392012
How is she getting BTFO? She's rich and he's not, and he just denied himself F R E E money.
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>>24391704
That was a little unjustified. I hope this wasn't America. Judges shouldn't be so soft skinned. They are supposed to give fair judgment, not dish out punishment because they're feelings are hurt.
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>>24392054
Everyone knows a "verbal contract" is illegitimate and isn't taken seriously. This is why we have written contracts.
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>>24392012
>rich
>hot
>an actual girl in china
that guy is a straight baller
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>>24391851
>that blonde Russian QT
I'm in love
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>>24392098
Which is why they exist among close friends. It's like a contract where the only thing to lose is a close friend or respect for that person if one party fucks up. Nothing more.

In any other context it's bullshit though.
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>>24391925
>Germany is doing far better than us right now
You're L I T E R A L L Y retarded. By no meaningful economic indicator is Germany doing better than the US. Plus Merkel is in the process of welcoming 800000 Syrians into their country. The only reason they're doing it is because they're projected to have less than half the country employed by private industry by 2030. Which is due to having the lowest fertility rate in the world, even lower than fucking Japan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYidkIPD0sg
Bitch fucking deserved this
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>>24389243
laffed
>>24388408
if you pull it off please post results in this thread
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>>24392183
her faaacccceeeee lawlll
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>>24392012
Can anyone summarize/translate what was said?

1:32
:(
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8
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>>24392164
Of course they are doing better than us. As their own country they aren't having major economic downturns or mass poverty. And welcoming Syrians into their country is nothing negative. We welcome illegal immigrants into ours everyday.

Fertility rates also mean nothing when the world is heading towards overpopulation.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrqH3zaMco4
Tbh this one is very unrelated to the thread but still a huge treat. Probably my all-time favourite video on youtube. Please enjoy.
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>>24388070
>"we're whorey and I want you to fuck me, I just love djs and I want you to fuck me, yes we're whores, not professional but we really like music and you should fuck us"
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>>24392368

I swear, gay males are absolutely impervious to women's entitlement. It's amazing to see a woman receive consequences for their actions for once.
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>>24392423
>Of course they are doing better than us.
They're really not, though. They have lower income per person, lower growth rate, weakening currency, higher inflation, lower labor force participation rate, lower wage growth, higher long term unemployment, higher interest rates, lower productivity, more barriers to doing business, lower home ownership rate, actual decline in manufacturing versus US's growth.

>Fertility rates also mean nothing when the world is heading towards overpopulation.
Confirmed for retard. World fertility rate is barely above replacement rate. Food production is already outpacing population growth, and there is plenty of land for everyone, especially with most of the population either already in high density urban areas or heading towards them.
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>>24390317
>muh free market will fix it!!!
This guy is a fucking idiot. Blowing the fuck out of that retard feminist wasn't impressive.
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>>24389644
They're more tolerable this way, I kind of like it.
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>>24387888
Mad keks and nice trips.
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Can I post normies getting BTFO?

our system thinks your post is spam XD
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>>24392012
according to a translation in the comments this is a rich chick asking a poor dude to marry her, he says "no you deserve a guy who can provide for you" and she says she doesn't care, she wants to take care of him.

I don't understand why he says no.
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>>24388408
Thank you. You're doing a favor to all us robots.
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>>24392841
I'm guessing it's a pride thing which hit him even harder since she made a public spectacle out of it. nothing but feels for the dude
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>>24392841
she asked him to take her family name and shit.
it's a big deal in chinka.
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>>24392686
>>muh free market will fix it!!!
Well the free market maybe wont fix it entirely but a goverment agency certainly wont. Goverment is pure cancer after a certain level. He is right.
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>>24392912
rich cute asian chick offers to take care of this dude for life, basically the robot dream. and he turns it down in disgust.
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>>24392965
dumb roastie whore probably wants to force him to be her sex slave when he's probably more interested in being asian Bakunin and overthrowing the dictatorship's rule

it happens sometimes
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xb0TGxaAsY
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>>24392894
Thanks. So far no updates. She called me about an hour ago but I missed the call.
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>>24392423
>welcoming Syrians into their country is nothing negative
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cb0_1447249820
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>>24392065
She's rich so she's probably used to getting everything she's ever wanted. Now this guy, who's way out of her league, comes along and rejects and humiliates her in from of her friends. Her ego must have had a stroke.
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>>24392012
Are you fucking kidding me. This is every neets dream. Holy fuck, why can't that happen to me.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk90VynSVow
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYvz1yDU8y0
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>>24392012
>that guy

I pity, sympathize with, and envy him simultaneously.
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>>24393426
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>24392841
It reminds me of the prank where some hot chick asks random guys to have sex with her (and some decline).

You too would think you are being fucked with in such an unlikely scenario.
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>>24393540
Less of a prank and more of btfo whores.
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>>24388408

Can someone screencap this for me? I can't take a screenshot of the whole thing on my phone.
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>>24393423
jeez that's so depressing
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>>24393594
here you go buddy boy
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>>24393426
that looks staged as fuck fampai

i mean, that wasn't the type of girl to do a 180 and kiss-ass to a beta when she was already in a relationship.
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>>24393666

Thanks man, I really appreciate that.
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>>24392430
Jit going ham is also one of my favorites
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>>24393666
>>24393594
UPDATE! You can't make this shit up.
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>>24393807

Hard to believe, tbqhwyf. Outright asking for money?
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>>24393807
mayne, u are doing the robots work senpai
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>>24393797
It's
Just
SO
GOOD
EVERY
TIME
fAm
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>>24393402
>this video

I mean, it's probably made by some /pol/ autist, but it really puts shit into perspective desu
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>>24390317
>the first 30 seconds

holy FUCK
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>>24391494
>mfw I am Jess
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>>24390317
She's right that white women will report a black male over a white male though.
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>>24390317
I mean she got blown the FUCK out the whole time, but she didn't chimp out or anything, she just took it and when she was wrong she basically said "yeah i'm retarded"

most feminists will freak out and start yelling rape if you destroy them in a debate like this
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>>24393884
Of course, but /pol/fags will never admit this.
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>>24393807
PLEASE TELL HER THAT YOU ONLY PAY WHORES AFTER YOU CUM
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>>24392964
>Well the free market maybe wont fix it entirely but a goverment agency certainly wont. Goverment is pure cancer after a certain level. He is right.
No, he's wrong. There is nothing wrong with the DMV as an entity. The issues reside in the employees, which are mostly old people. Government workers shouldn't be allowed to be older than 30.
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>>24393807
Are you just ignoring her or something? String her along a bit and post updates for shits and giggles
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>>24389600
That accent made the video lmao
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>>24394058
It's like you didn't listen to his story of his brother getting fucked by the gov
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>>24394082
>It's like you didn't listen to his story of his brother getting fucked by the gov
I don't give a shit about his anecdotes. That story was probably fake. I've never heard of anything like that, and googling what he was talking about yields no results.
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>>24394110
kek i dont really believe it myself f a m but giving the government more power is not a good thing
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>>24392368
Of course, one of them would have a baby nigglet.
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>>24390317
He had me for a while, but then

>Asian privilege
>they're kicking our (white) asses
>Asian stereotypes are something to be proud of

He clearly doesn't understand how Asians are stereotyped. It's not for being great at math or being richer, it's for being short, having tiny dicks, squinty eyes, being bad drivers and speaking in "ching chong" language. And by and large he's making such sweeping generalizations with his claims that all whites are successful, all Asians are even more successful, and everyone else is poor, miserable and broken. For somebody who goes on about how wrong it is to cling to world views, he's doing a pretty good job at it himself.
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>>24389600
I have NEVER understood cheating.

How fucking hard is it to not do it.
It is not an accident.
Not a mistake like they want you to believe
It was a concious fucking decision to have another man pound you. You CANNOT forgive it. At all. If you do it, you're a fucking real piece of shit
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>one autist posting tens of links without http so they are unclickable

For what purpose
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>>24390231
She's actually pretty hot imo
But

RUINED
U
I
N
E
D
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>>24394301
>i'm only going to focus on the negative stereotypes
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>>24394064
Nah. I think silence is a very strong tool.
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>>24394333
Solely to piss you off and ruin your little night m8
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>>24388306
The guy is a fucking ipod jockey. It's not like they couldn't just put an ipod on shuffle and achieve the same effect.
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Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwk-BQ4Mc0Y
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>>24394385
My point is that when people complain about being stereotyped, it's not usually about something positive. Blacks don't complain about being stereotyped for having a huge cock, or even for their alleged love of KFC and purple soda, they just laugh that shit off. What they complain about is being stereotyped as criminals, and being racially profiled as such.
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>>24394425
>little night
wat
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>>24387888
What the fuck is he doing with those knobs? He clearly isn't changing the music with them. Is he just doing it to put on that dj look? Is this how he legitimizes what he does for income?
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>>24394456
>What they complain about is being stereotyped as criminals, and being racially profiled as such.
But it's not a stereotype. Most niggers are criminals. Most Asians do have small cocks.
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>>24392423
>welcoming Syrians into their country is nothing negative
what a cuc.k
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>>24394470
>But it's not a stereotype

noun
1.
a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing.


Yes, those are in fact, stereotypes.
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>>24392498
KEk, this is true
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>>24393807
Play along and then say something like prostitution is illegal, turns out.
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>>24394493
>oversimplified image
It's not oversimplified, though, it's just a fact of life. Niggers are criminals and tall, chinks are short, etc.
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>>24394456
>stereotyped as a criminal
>get wrongfully arrested and beaten on because you "fit the description"
>followed around stores and watched like a hawk
>thrown out of places because people think you might steal shit or youre "intimidating other customers"
>cant stand on a street in too big of a group
Compared to
>haha you cant drive and have a small dick and youre a manlet
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING!
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>>24394454
fucking love patrice, he was the first redpill I had on woman
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>>24388408
>The party is tonight. I'm turning my phone off. I wish I could record their reaction when they realize they have no beta bux.

What you need to do is tell them to keep their receipts and you'll reimburse them. Give them a ballpark figure of what's available. Watch them spend their money and then tell them to fuck off when they get back to you.
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>>24388073
YOU LOYAL
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>>24394521
Literal retardation
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>>24392368
>nigger baby
top kek
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>>24391494
>Neet,virgin, useless piece of shit,
>TFW if it was me, nothing of value would be lost
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>>24394556
I'm too tired to bust out the DOJ stats to prove you wrong.
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>>24394528
Holy shit please do this
>>24393807
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>>24387888
What's the point of live mixing?

I mean I understand live converts from classical instruments. The sound itself will always be better than that from a recording, although you have the risk of notes being misplayed or whatever.

But when it comes to djs, the quality is the same than that of a recording, so what is the point?
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>>24388184
I didn't have my sound loud enough and it sounded like she was named Christina Nigger
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>>24394570
>muh stats
No stats exist that prove every black is a criminal you dumb fuck
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>>24387959
Jesus those blacks sound stupid, but I would take them over that annoying screaming cow.
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>>24394590
>No stats exist that prove every black is a criminal you dumb fuck
Is it bad to assume that the statistical average of a six sided die roll will be 3.5?
Then why is it bad to assume that the statistical average nigger will be a criminal?
Math doesn't discriminate.
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>>24394575
They're too lazy to actually DJ, it's why people laugh at those DJs
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>>24394521
>it's a fact of life
>a fact

Oh so it's a fact that there's no tall Asian men, there's no Asian men with big dicks, there's no poor Asians, there's no rich Black men or blacks who have zero records of criminal activity.

Yep, absolutely none of these people exist, you are 100% correct. Idiot.

>>24394523
>WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Ok, you're right, all Asians are bad ass billionare genuises with IQ's in the 200's. Silly me, they have nothing to deal with, and being ostracized sexually because of your height/penis size is nothing to worry about at all.
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>>24394596


DAS RIGH

ablooabloo
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>>24394615
>and being ostracized sexually because of your height/penis size is nothing to worry about at all.
This doesn't actually happen to the vast majority of chinks, though. Most Asians will never date outside their race.

Don't believe the memes.
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>>24393040
>overthrowing the Chinese Bourgeoisie

Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking.
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>>24392368
>WHOO! WORLD STAR HIP HOP!
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>>24394638
The vast majority of "chinks" also live quite modest lifestyles, unlike what the guy in the video seemed to think, which is what I was responding to.

And yes you can be outright humiliated regardless of what race you come from, that's just the way some people are. Yeah Asians may not be treated as poorly as blacks in America (and by the way, insisting on profiling blacks because "niggers will be niggers" is incredibly lazy and ignorant), that doesn't mean they'll never be the subject of any sort of hostility for their race.


I get that this board gets excited when a white guy in a suit repeats their own opinions, but what he said could have been debated better and also been refuted at times by the woman sitting with him, but that's another story.
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>>24394615
>missing the point
You must be Asian to actually feel the need to post how unfortunate Asians have it in life. Do you think white people have no negative stereotypes? All the guy in the video said was that Asians fit the privileged description more than white people, stop trying to be offended.
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>>24394736
>and by the way, insisting on profiling blacks because "niggers will be niggers" is incredibly lazy and ignorant
Acknowledging that the most probable outcome when interacting with a nigger is violence, theft, or rape is not ignorant or lazy. Those who ignore the mathematical evidence that points to those conclusions are actually the most ignorant and lazy.
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>>24394736
lol calm down m8 you didn't even understand what the guy was saying in the video
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>>24394766
'no'
Why have I not been raped or murdered or had a violent encounter with the thousands of black people I've been near then?
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>>24394058
>Government workers shouldn't be allowed to be older than 30.
wat
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>>24390317
I almost feel bad for her, she didn't stand a chance, he's faster and more confident.
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>>24394800
>Why have I not been raped or murdered or had a violent encounter with the thousands of black people I've been near then?
Probably only run into them in heavily policed areas.

Try going to a ghetto in Detroit, Alabama, or the South side of Chicago sometime. Get real nice and friendly with the nice "black people" there. See what happens.
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>>24394851
>go to a shithole filled with drugs and guns where everyone is poor and on edge
Great argument you dumb fuck
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>>24394882
The funny thing is that the whites and chinks who live in those areas won't rob, rape, and kill you.
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>>24389337
You are 100% wrong. The type of "contract" (if you insist on calling it that) he has engaged in is completely unenforceable. If my mate texts me saying "wanna fly to Cuba?" and I text back saying "sure, my shout" I don't owe him plane tickets. It would go no where. All he has to say is
>I was joking
And the matter is clarified. If you were right, what would be the point of formal contracts? Even signed, notarised legal contracts can be hard to enforce.

You are an idiot who watches too much judge Judy. Stop trying to give legal advice.
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>>24394900
>you think whites and asians live in ghettos
Poor areas are divided by race.
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>>24392096
It was in Spain I believe.
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>>24392368
I know Asians are fags but this is the first time I've seen a flamboyant one.
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>>24394766
>those who ignore the mathematical conclusions

It's not about mathematical conclusions, it's about using your best judgement. Seeing a random black on the street minding his business and doing nothing of concern, and assuming he's a criminal is, in fact, ignorant.

>>24394749
>Do you think white people have no negative stereotypes?
I didn't say that.

>Asians fit privileged description more
Look at Hollywood today, do you see Asians dominating the screens? The vast majority of models and actors/actresses today are white, whites are still held up on a pedestal and seen as the most beautiful race by Hollywood and western media. They may not be technically the smartest or wealthiest on average, but the media still says they are the most beautiful. Asians are not held to this regard, in fact there was just a controversy over casting Scarlett Johansson as a major role in the live action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell, and it highlighted Hollywood's insistence on taking a foreign work and adapting it with and all white cast. We've had a number of threads on here and elsewhere on 4chan about how white men are the most desirable race in online dating. Black men and east Asian men have been reported as the least desirable, in comparison.

I'm not sure where this Gavin guy comes from either, but if he's like some people I've known, and the people who inhabit this website, then he is probably pretty into his "facts" and "statistical data" and he's probably pretty used to hearing about how great all white people are and how their worlds are so clean and perfect. So I get the impression that his knowledge of Asians "kicking their asses" at things like income or IQ has him a little flustered; he's not superior in every way, and if I understood his reaction correctly this bothers him...which I find pretty sad that your worth as a human should be based on how "your race" is fairing in statistics.
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>>24390317
It's a shame. That girl is mad qt
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>>24394467
He's mixing techno so each of the buttons launches a sound sample such as synths, drum loops, vocals, and one off shots while the knobs control things like gain, effect parameters, and filters.

He's got his headphones on so he's likely cueing up the sound in the headphones before he launches it so the audience can hear it so it matches the rest of the mix and flows well.
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>>24394914
Nice tumblr regurgitation. You're wrong, and I know you're wrong because I've lived in some of those same ghettos I listed.
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>>24394914
Those Asians takeout shops are all over the ghetto.

>whites don't live in ghettos
This is what happens when you have sheltered people who live in upper class neighborhoods spewing opinions. So much misinformation.
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>>24394938
>he seemed flustered
He was giving examples of things that debunk the white privilege statement, he wasn't flustered or upset in any way. And hollywood cast whoever will make them the most money you idiot.
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>>24392964
Anywhere that Friedman style free market economics has been attempted has seen huge economic and social gains. Look at post-war Hong Kong, look at Estonia up until recently try with its libertarian leaning policies. Big government are the hands around the throat of prosperity.
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>>24389600

BASED

I can't really tell if hes a kebab or a curry nigger.
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>>24394997
>Hollywood cast whoever will make them the most money
Attractive people, almost always white.

>He was giving examples of things that debunk the white privilege statement
Right after mouthing off about how much better white people are than everybody else, yeah.
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>>24394954
muh tumblr
In those areas there are neighbourhoods divided by race, this is a fact. The Asian and white parts would not be considered part of "the hood"
>>24394995
Nice assumptions, shame you're wrong.
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>>24394900
You know Asians are rape machines in their own countries, right? And you white people literally mongle children like it's a sport.
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>>24395031
I doubt you ever been to "the hood", let alone heard of it until early this year. So you're just typing this out of your ass.
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>>24395031
>In those areas there are neighbourhoods divided by race, this is a fact. The Asian and white parts would not be considered part of "the hood"
But I lived in those areas and the white and asian parts were still part of the hood.

You are just desperate now.
>>
sometimes I disgust myself with my dark thoughts
but then I come to /r9k/ and feel better because I am nowhere near as fucked up as you freaks lol
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>>24395020
So what if the majority of the world see white people as the most attractive? Does this upset you? Should people be assigned what they're attracted to?
>defending white males is saying whites are the best
kek
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>>24395063
Don't the door hit your prostate on the way out, normalfag.
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>>24391828
The comment section is obviously cringeworthy. 'Durr she dindu nuthin wrong, just exposed her ass in a train and walked around the pole like a stripper'
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>>24389043
Contract is only valid with consideration.
The money is just a gift, she is not entitled to it legally.
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>>24389600
ya jus don doo tem tings u kno
-shitskin faggot
my sides have left the building
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>>24395053
THEY ARE SEPERATED THOUGH YOU DUMB CUNT
>>24395051
k mr. og gangsta
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>>24395087
>THEY ARE SEPERATED THOUGH YOU DUMB CUNT
But I've lived there and I am telling you that you are dead wrong.
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>>24395087
THEY ARE NOT THOUGH. IN THE GHETTO EVERYONE IS SHIT! NO SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES!
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>>24395020
>Attractive people, almost always white.
So does it bother you more that the majority of actors are attractive, or that they are white? The attractive part should bother you more, considering there are tons of black, asian, and latino actors, but almost no ugly actors.

Muh equality, right?
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>>24394610
>>24394521
>It's not oversimplified, though, it's just a fact of life. Niggers are criminals and tall, chinks are short, etc.

Niggers are criminals is a false statement though, you only need one law abiding nigger to make that statement false. You can say niggers have a tendency to be criminals.
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>>24387888
Funny thing is they probably won in the end by nagging to the owner.
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>>24395079
it's funny because you most likely would fuck up your sentence like that irl when you (easily) get an autism attack lol
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>>24395064
>defending white males

>WE CREATED THE BEST SYSTEM IN THE WORLD! COUNTRIES THAT ARE DOMINATED BY WHITES ARE THE BEST COUNTRIES TO INHABIT!
That's what I got from him, after re-starting the video and listening to that first clip again.

Yeah, he was not "defending" anything meaningful, he's clearly proud of his own race and not afraid to show it. I'm calling it for what it is, he thinks whites "created the best system in the world", he clearly thinks he's part of one of the better races in the world too, regardless of his own individual merit or contribution, which is why I think racial pride (of any kind) is silly, but that's another thing.


>So what if the majority of the world see white people as the most attractive? Does this upset you? Should people be assigned what they're attracted to?
And now you're putting words in my mouth, assuming that I'm bothered by it or that I think it's wrong for whites to be considered beautiful. My whole point was that there is clearly a white privilege still in effect, and it's one that even Asians have no place in.
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>>24394736
His arguments were a response to hers. Could they be debated? Sure, but she didn't debate them.
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>>24395124
Did you forget how to use a door, fagfoot?
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>>24395063

>freaks

OP here

A grill that's been bothering me for my NEETbux at Wall-greens had her birthday yesterday
>she wasn't at work for her bday
>messages me asking if I came by to give her a present
>forgot about the slut nor did I care
>buy $1 giftcard
>wrap used DunkinDoughnuts gift-card in an envelope
>Give to her co-worker to give to her today

I'll keep you posted when she finds out there's only 0.24c on that shit.

Women are nothing but toys to me, if we had the Purge right now, I'd only go after women.
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>>24395134
>there is clearly a white privilege still in effect
White privilege doesn't exist. Any minority is instantly more privileged than a white person so long as they don't succumb to their stereotypes because of affirmative action in schools, SJW agendas, and race quotas.
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>>24395118
Last I read, majority of actors/actresses are still white, or at least that was true primarily for leading roles. If you don't believe me then just put on any fucking film made in America in the past ever.

Again though it doesn't "bother me", that's not the point, the point is that this guy goes full retard in his debate when he's all "hurr Asians kicking our asses hurr". Then again I don't see the appeal to this clown personally but again, I can see why he's so appealing to *some* others (he's a white guy who thinks white people are the master race and should feel no shame in it, also fuck feminists am I right? LOL)
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>>24395087
What happens if a white family lives literally in the middle of the ghetto and is surrounded by blacks? Is it not part of the ghetto? Does this not happen? (I honestly don't know since I'm not 'merican)
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Reminder to rulebreakers in this thread; be careful, breaking rules warrants a ban.
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>>24395212
fuck off tripfag, I'm not scared of your bans you cunt
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Crunchy Crunchy Monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8pzFK0YyPw
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>In america, women just straight up ask betas and losers to pay for them while giving nothing back

what the fuck
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>>24395188
>Then again I don't see the appeal to this clown personally but again, I can see why he's so appealing to *some* others
You are contradicting yourself
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>>24395244

and they keep doing it, over, over, and over
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>>24389600
Based Sanjay.
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