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>tfw too small to be chad >tfw too thick to be a qt 3.14
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>tfw too small to be chad
>tfw too thick to be a qt 3.14 trap

why fucking live?
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>>24385197
>i know this feelblox
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>>24385197
eat less?
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Literally my body. 5.5 average as hell dick?
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Tell me a little more about yourself OP, you look just like me
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my thighs are unusually thick and i'm only 5'8" and 120 pounds, im sure youre not too thick at all

not that i consider myself a trap but you know
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>>24385197
Just be a regular boy that wants his boipussy fugged. Easy peasy.
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you look nice and soft perfect bottom material
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>>24385197
Just go to the gym anon. You could potentially have a very nice ass.
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I'm 9st and just under 5'8"

I'm also a total sperg.

Yet I've fucked at least 15 girls (none of them fuggos) and a couple of guys as well.

You're just pathetic OP
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>>24385464
Why are you on his board?
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>>24385658
I don't shower and I'm a girl
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>>24385658

failed normie lying on a vietnamese knitting forum
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>>24385658

Because I'm a total sperg. When I was younger or in my darker days of constant ideation and CO, I could relate to a lot of the shit on here. Indeed, I agree to a grand point that the whole male/female/getting it wet dynamic is 100% skewed and that there is no such thing as a FA female.

Partly it's because it's cathartic and partly to remind myself that I could be worse.

Nevertheless, getting laid isn't impossible. It's a lot harder if you're retarded but for every 250 or so rejections, anybody can get one or two yes's in the right circumstances. Even if you have to go to different cities and do what can be best described as "method acting".

Essentially, if you haven't tried as hard as you HONESTLY can, then you have no right to complain.
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>>24385197
>slender trap body
>but tfw I'm hairy as fuck and can't be asked to wax my entire body
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>>24385791
It's K you sound super autistic, you belong here
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>>24385197
Thick traps are great, anon! Don't give up hope!
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>>24386234
Same here. The ugly ingrown hairs are you much.
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>>24386271
I only get ingrown hairs around my nips, but it still sucks
I'm also living at home for uni and my father doesn't know his son is a raging faggot, but I think he might get tipped off if I shave my arms and legs... but I'd feel so pretty
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>>24385197
thunder thighs lol
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>>24386347
>tfw no hairy trap bf
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>>24386461
ayyylamayonnaise
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>>24385197
So you either start lifting and become chad, chad's aren't just born big, or you eat less and become a trap.
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>>24385197
you look completely average
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>>24385197
>to thick to be qt

Not at all baeb, you're the perfect thickness for qt <3 (traps < cuteboys)

Please me my bf :3
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