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>"How was your day, sir?"
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Well, niggers still exist, so
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>>24384909
>tfw no qt cashier gf
w-whoops, d-did i just say that out loud
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>>24384909
*pulls out gun*

Take off your clothes. Now.
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>>24384909
All women should look at least like that.
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>>24384909
>it's been good how are you?
>great thanks for asking
>hey do you know where the bathroom is?
>straight to the back
>thanks
can you faggots not have a simple conversatin such as that?
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>>24385132
Thats not the point of these threads
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>>24385132
>asking where the bathroom is is a conversation
holy autism
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g-good
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>>24385132
We're not as naturally fake as you normie scum.
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>>24385132
No, I can't. Fuck off, normalscum.
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>>24385162
are you saying that isnt a conversation?
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>all i see and believe of the future makes death desirable
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>>24384909
>Don't fucking talk to me, wagekek.
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>>24384909
It's been great, how about you :)
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>>24385445
>uhmm... errr.. pretty good

*moves away to avoid having to converse with you*
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>>24384909
>t-t-t-thank you, you too!

Literally did this yesterday.
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>may I take your hat sir
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>>24385132
What's the point of asking how they are when random guy online can tell you that nobody gives a shit
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>>24385477
Oh well... see ya later then. *whipsers to self* "fuckin creep..."
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Why do grills draw on eyebrows? Why bother? It looks horrible up close. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
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>>24385575
Girls like in the OP can't be creeps m8
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>>24385581
her eyebrows aren't drawn on. They've been waxed into a weird shape but no drawn on
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>start getting /fit/ and taking test
>still social retard
>go to subway
>2 girls working
>1 is cleaning see through window by food
>other takes my order
>yes i'll have food, etc
>girl cleaning tries talking to me
>don't even look at her or respond
>autistic neurons firing off
>girl making my sandwich looks at me weirdly
>that will be te-
>cut her off and just give her my card
>would you like a rec-
>no
>grab sandwich and leave quickly

i go in there a few times a week and it's the same people working every time

they don't even try to talk to me, and they know my order by heart so there is zero interaction

you just have to establish your alpha autism at the beginning, it makes things easier
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"I-It was good" is literally all that would come to my mind as a response.

I can't into small talk
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>>24384909
This old white dude was fucking this chubby mexican girl right behind me in the restaurant. The smell. THE FUCKING SMELL.
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>>24386070
>fat people have sex in public right in the restaurant
>americans
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