>eat lunch in the toilets because i don't want to sit by myself
text two or less people per day on average
I haven't received a (You) in two weeks
>>24383908
Who is sitting with you in the toilets?
>no friends in college
Post drawing and get only 6 likes
Text friends and only get replys for an hour :(
>>24383969
>in college
normie af
>>24383962
We love you anon
FUCKING ROBOT LET ME POST REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24383966
The girl in my head, on that thought
>i have a female friend in my head with whom i regularly converse
>>24383908
I don't do that because it's fucking disgusting (normies pooping loudly in the stall next to you).
I walk through college trying to find a place with few to no people around. That's generally easy during class time when I have no class. Other than that, I just don't eat until i'm home period.
Get invited to an event but don't want to go
>>24384017
That's pretty neat, what is she like?
I have no friends. I literally don't talk to anyone except co-workers, relatives and store clerks.
>>24383969
This and
>only talk a total of 5 minutes or less per day
>>24384027
It's a small building separate from the main building. It's got two cubicles which aren't near each other, and two urinals. No one ever comes here at lunch so it's cool f/a/m
>>24384027
I used to bully peoe like you.
That one kid who always run to the library to use the computers during recess
That kid who sat alone waiting for his only friend to finish classes
That kid who was OK until you found out other kids bullied him so you joined them to seem cool
>>24384063
>I literally don't talk to anyone except co-workers, relatives and store clerks.
Fucking normie.
I literally don't talk to anyone. You talk to store clerks? What is there to say other than "hello" "thank you" and "bye"
>>24383908
I know that feel OP
>tfw eating lunch in the toilets by myself 'cause no friends to sit with and feel anxious being around crowds of people by myself
>>24384094
>You talk to store clerks? What is there to say other than "hello" "thank you" and "bye"
That's still considered talking, autismo.
>talk to yourself and pretend you're being interviewed on a talk show
>>24384116
No its not you sperg
>>24384088
>That one kid who always run to the library to use the computers during recess
Are you like 40?
When I was at highschool, we had a room with computers we could use during breaks, and there were like 10 people from my class there every break.
>dance with the dead in my dreams
>>24383908
I would eat with you anon :)
>>24384042
I imagine her to be an anime grill with pink ponytails. She's probably 16, a bit of a tsundere. I kind of develop her personality over time. I've been doing this for a few months now. At first it seems like you're talking to yourself, but after a while she becomes a separate entity, over which you still hold control. It's like you're god, and she has free will. You don't intervene usually, but when you do she doesn't know better.
>>24383908
If I see a normalfag couple walking by I pretend to shoot them in my head
>>24384149
Only 23 but yeah we got that after the third year of highschool. What did you get bullied for anon?
>No real friends, just casual acquaintances that want things out of me.
>Even online I talk to people for 5 minutes tops and sit here lonely because I don't have a fellow anime friend to smother in attention
>>24384101
iktf
i use to hang out in the library though, i had to sneak food in since they didn't allow it
>>24384173
H-honto ni?
>>24384220
Even online you will never belong kek
>>24384196
Is it possible that you could like, let her write a post?
>constantly getting rejected by this shit hole of rejects
>>24384320
This I want to see you go full autism
>>24384133
Hits too hard.
ITT: behaving like anime characters makes you "not normie"
>>24384384
It's a pathetic cry for attention same as ugly weeb girls do. They spent more time watching anime than real life people
>>24383908
> have a large group of friends male and female
> get invited to parties and events
>>24384474
> regularly attend events and am happy with life
>>24384320
>"You robots are all horrible; maybe if you showered once in a while, maybe then you'd get a girlfriend, but instead you choose to wallow in self pity, You're all hopeless desu. Posting on this website is enough to make me want to puke."
This is the type of thing she'd say. She's really nice on the inside, but has a tough front. I didn't word it quite accurately either, but I gave it a shot.
>>24384384
If you can't relate then you shouldn't be here, normalfriend :)
>>24384500
Even your tulpa onetis doesn't like you
>tfw robots are boring and are shitting up my board
>>24384540
>tulpa
Didn't know that this was a thing
>>24384500
She doesn't seem pleasant to deal with.
>>24383937
wat
i text 2 people per month at most
fucking normie reeeee
>>24384088
>6th grade
>went to go to the library to use the computer during lunch/recess
>fat cunt of a teacher asks me if I have my library pass
>no it's recess I don't need one
>she tells me to go outside
>pretend to go outside, actually take a different hall to the library
>she sees me in there and gives me what's called a "step 4"
>we had this stupid punishment system at our school, and step 4 was the most severe
>had to sit in the 1st grade room for humiliation purposes for 5 hours until my mom came to pick me up
>>24384612
A typical tsundere, but isn't a complete bitch. It's a cute kind of tsun, and I don't really take her abuse seriously, so she blushes and gets really embarrassed when I point out that she's immature. It's really cute. Also, she's really nice when she's not being all tsun.
>>24384670
You desseeve it, you should have been socialising with the other kids. Then maybe you would be what you are now
>>24383908
>almost 0 contact with non-family people
>>24384718
Fuck you you normalshit
>>24384670
What a normie cunt
>tfw i got along with younger kids better then my peers
>>24383908
>difficulties in keeping up with group conversation
I can kill it the first 5 minutes. But i start to lose my mojo.
Normies can go on and on and on and on. How?
>>24384764
Seriously
I can fake normalcy for a little bit, but then I just get quiet and autistic because I can't keep it up. How the fuck do they do it?
>>24383908
>My school let me go to the computer lab for lunch daily without a pass because they knew I had no friends
feels good and bad at the same time desu senpai
>>24384843
>>24384764
They're not pretending to be normies, while you are. I'm sure you'd be able to hold a conversation with someone who is like you, not a normie who is completely unlike you.
>>24384881
I don't know if autists are socially compatible with other autists. Or maybe they are?
>>24383908
>Chad pumps and dumps me after we have sex instead of staying
>only 600 instagram followers
>Profile picture only got 100 likes on facebook
>Haven't gone out in 3 days
>Haven't have sex in 8 hours
>OMG being a robot is like totally suffering, I can like totally relate to you guys
>>24384843
"hey man are you okey, why are you being so quiet? you just zonin man?"
>everyone now staring at you with baited breath and plastic smiles
>>24384980
reefuck off hiroshima that was original
>>24384998
>>bated
if nobody has ever told you
>"you look like you would murder someone"
then you are a normalfag and need to get back to /soc/
>>24385069
Girls have told me I'm scary. I don't know if that means they think I'd rape them given the chance or what.
>>24385069
I've been told that I have a 'serial killer grin'
I just sit in the campus cafe and do homework on my laptop. I see normies alone doing the same there all the time. Lots of people eat alone in college.
>>24385069
>tfw not sure if classmates say hi because they like you or they're afraid you're a supreme gentleman
>>24385069
My mother told me that.
>>24384653
I never text anyone, my phone may as well be a clock with an MP3 player.
>>24384017
>could pick any human form to be with you at all times
>you choose a fucking women
Kill yourself.
>>24383908
I recommend sitting at a computer in the library and pretending like you're working
>>24386427
>woman
>implying she's 3D
Read thread pls
>>24383908
OP is Chris from prank invasion. He literally says it in this video: http://prankinvasion.com/sign-up/
>>24386601
Kek who is this fagote?
>>24386635
You should look him up. He is the inventor of porn on youtube.
>>24386679
Oh, he's one of those youtubers.
>go to class 5 minutes earlier for a change
>sit down
>hardly anyone around
>I usually sit unusually close to this girl
>have never talked to her before
>I'm feeling unusually happy
>I actually look up at some people walking in
>happen to catch her eyes
>I look down
>she sees this as an opening
>says hey, do you think you can scoot over more?
>just move the chairs down so we can have more room
>I mumble something and move as far away as possible
>thanks
I'm fuming. I'm seriously so fucking mad. I want to fucking cut off my fucking leg right now. I fucking hate myself so fucking much. I'm a fucking loser, a ducking idiot, god why the fuck did I ever look up. I'm never looking up again. Fuck that bitch. I fucking hate everything.
Failed normie here, I eat in the toilets because I don't want anyone sitting next to me
>>24386737
I feel your pain anon. This is why we MUST gas all the normies and invent artificial wombs.
>>24383908
Have gone to the movies by yourself
>>24384133
Glad I'm not the only one that does this.
Is this a sign of narcissism?
>>24387169
>paying 10 pounds to sit in a theatre with 100 other normies all munching on the food they sneaked in
Putlocker senpai
>>24384027
I use to go to the silent study floor of the library with my lunch and play Vicky 2 on my laptop
>>24387169
I used to go to the movies by myself all the time. I don't see what's supposed to be so bad about it. I even watched the last X-Files movie as the only person in the theater.
>>24384220
i'll be your friend anon, pls come back
>>24387209
Streaming movies and piracy is awesome, but nothing really beats seeing a movie in a theater with the sound and the picture being just right, especially if you go several weeks after the movie came out and there's only like 4-5 other people in the theater with you. Seeing Mad Max Fury Road by myself in theaters was the last time I remember having any sort of fun.
>>24387772
>>24387209
>>24387169
I'm 25 and went with my dad a few months ago to see avengers age of ultron, it was cool there wasnt much people there either but the price is the big thing, then food, then parking. Better to just stay in.
>>24383937
>text at least two people a day
>not a normie
pick one
