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Whats that wagekek? Had a bad day at work today? Performance review coming up? Boss breathing down your neck? Your QT 3.14 gf broke up with you to bone a black demigod instead? Depressed and suicidal?

I FEEL your pain homie.

But take a moment to look on the bright side.

Your hard earned tax DOLLARS are funding my NEETbux every month to live the comfy life. Your tax dollars allows me to hang out at my favourite venue, the SUBWAY, every day, and have a NUTRITIOUS, low calorie meal prepared by their very own, qualified Subway sandwich artist.

But besides this unintended benefit (for us NEETs), there is also a benefit for YOU. Thats right, I'm talking about you, the wagekeks.

"Preposterous!" say you, sniggering at what I just said.

Ah but, yes, my little wagekek, our relationship is not parasitic like the media would have you believe. But in in fact, it is SYMBIOTIC.

Allow me to explain.

So as long as this current state of affairs goes on, know that atleast you'll be fuelled by intense envy and hatred against us fellow NEETbros, which will inadvertently motivate YOU (yes YOU, the currently disillusioned, tired and angry wagekek) to do your your job BETTER (possibly even a promotion at the end of it!).

So just chill out wagekeks. You NEED US.

We NEETbros ARE a necessary EVIL to ensure YOUR continual survival.

So long this symbiotic relationship exists, we will continue to live in harmony together. You, the wagekek, gets the long awaited promotion, and I the NEET, gets to achieve level 99 on runescape.

>Your welcome.