What's it like to have a dick?
>>24382573
Awesome except when you sit down you need to spread your legs wide as possible so you don't crush your balls and penis.
>>24382573
Ever been horny? Good, now you are horny 24/7. And most girls don't want to have sex with you. Bonus points: if you are a robot, nobody wants to have sex with you.
it's like having a vagina but it's an outie instead of an innie
If you focus too much on not getting a boner, will you get a boner?
>>24382672
No. It's only uncontrollable if you don't fap a lot
it dangles and it gets stiff, sometimes it gets stiff randomly
that's about it
i'm so glad i only have to deal with random hard ons, rather than period blood, discharge, and smelly pussy syndrome
vaginas are the niggers of the genital world
>>24382643
That just sounds annoying, being horny but unable to do anything about it makes me feel shitty/angry.
Why don't males do things to try to lower their libidos ?
>>24382573
you have to make a lot of adjustments if you wear tight pants/underwear
>>24382573
you constantly worry if your penis is big enough
>>24382672
nah, when you want to stop a boner you just start thinking about really gross stuff... like 30+ yo women.
works every time
awful if you aren't good looking/well off
Cons: Boners can be problematic in public.
Pros: Can pee standing up
>>24382715
Vasectomy?
>>24382715
its easier to fap 3 times a day 2bh
>>24382672
not really, once you get a boner you just have to deal with it until it goes away, and that's it
porn stars have Buddha levels of dick control but that's not really comparable
>>24382787
Does a boner stay up until you're 0% aroused, or can it go down while you're still aroused?
feels great to be truthful, family of mine.
>>24382715
Fapping is so cheap and pleasurable that it's really difficult to actually want to give it up
I jack it 2 times a day and still get boners throughout the day so up the waistband it goes. Don't know how these fuckers ge ED from porn.....
>>24382759
I love having boners in public. Just accomodate your dick so it's not too obvious. It feels badass walking on the street with a hard on or pressing your erected dick against women in public transport (who are pleased by it).
Having boners in class sucks tho.
It's like having a mutant Siamese twin with trisomy that is constantly blurting out "Quaid, start the reactor!"
>>24382573
Imagine actually having to do something for value and attention. Imagine being disposable. Imagine never being able to know if children are actually yours.
>>24382845
>>24382773
Makes sense, I enjoy masturbating too, I'm not sure what I would choose myself if my thoughts were constantly plagued with being horny/wanting to get laid.
>>24382823
There is some crossover, generally they're connected though
>>24382706
>tfw penis masterrace
>>24382881
/nothing more needs to be said/
You can't really feel it most of the time unless you are thinking about it. It's just another appendage.
Erections are involuntary and it's normal to wake up with one.
If you do kegels, you can make it bounce around and dance when it's hard.
Nofap is difficult because after a few days of not fapping, even touching your dick a little bit while it's even slightly hard is really really tingly and sensitive and strongly makes you want to keep touching it. Sends waves of pleasure through your whole body that basically tell you to grip it harder, start thrusting, etc.
Coming is like a "bearing down" feeling that starts in your prostate, kind of "behind" your penis or at the "root" of your penis, that pushes upward and outward through your cock and makes you want to thrust and fuck something, rhythmically timed with each spurt of ejaculation. Often you'll start thrusting without even noticing. It's a HUGE relief to come, because it relieves all this tension you didn't even realise you were carrying until you got rid of it. All your irritability and frustration fades away. It's like you just took every ounce of annoyance and misery in your body, condensed it into your prostate, and then blasted it out.
Fapping feels good and feels like a gradual but then exponential build to a crescendo. The final pre-ejaculate fapping phase is very very strong, full-body, and makes you anticipate the release of ejaculation really powerfully. Thrusting becomes full body, and it's like your entire existence is attuned to the rhythm of each thrust/spurt, even before you start actually spurting.
If you're with a girl, even if you're submissive, there's a powerful urge to grab her, hold her, hold her down, push her into the position you want, and come inside her. It's a powerful urge to stick your dick as far as it will go inside her, holding her in place, shoving her into the mattress or against the wall, holding her head taut by her hair, whatever, and fucking impregnate her.
>>24382823
It can go down while still aroused or excited, but that does usually involve trying to turn yourself off or being turned off. Kind of like slowing down your speed in a car
Cumming is like an extreme shut-off valve, you're no longer interested in sex at all in a primal physical level and you can usually think clearly
>>24382845
This.
Most depressed males have just lost motivation because the effort:reward ratio of going out and being successful is much higher than masturbation.
Why would you go out and put your life on the line when you can just stay at home fapping?
>>24382823
every boner i get doesn't mean i'm 'aroused'
i guess technically, yes, that's the definition of aroused, but like 30% of the time i get a hard on it's more of an annoying thing that happens for no reason.
every time i get a hard on i don't immediately need to go stick it in someone. shit will happen when i'm driving a car for no reason.
why do guys nofap November?
>>24382823
While not always exactly equal, boner and arousal level are strongly correlated. Barring medical issues, I'd assume they're usually within 5%-10% of each other.
>>24382982
Because they're literally retarded.
There are no proven benefits.
>>24382573
Its the beez knees. I love my lil willy
>>24382982
because they're retarded. most of them are porn addicts that jerk off 5 times a day.
it does absolutely nothing
>>24382573
It's like having a pouch of goodies on your lap at all times, except it's fleshy and connected to you. Think like boobs, but you piss out of it.
Balls are super sensitive.
>>24382982
No fap increases drive. You feel a bit more confident, you feel like fucking any girl that walks near you, girls can actually sense that you're full of energy, you're more likely to send off and receive subtle body language signals
>>24382715
>Why don't males do things to try to lower their libidos ?
That's not how it works. That's not how Testosterone or libido functions.
>>24382982
In a vain desire to transcend the constant desire to fuck things.
For women sex is a pleasurable thing they CAN do. For men, sex is a thing they need to do. A lack of sex for women is like a lack of a food they like. A lack of sex for men is like a lack of food.
Seeing cute women when you're horny (read: always) is tangibly, physically frustrating. It's horrible and it never stops, and women are practically walking around nude everywhere you go.
Fapping doesn't really help. It makes you feel miserable afterward. It's like trying to get by on just the smell of good food, when all you want is the catharsis of biting into it for real and actually being able to chew it and swallow it and feel SOMETHING, some satisfaction and fullness for once. Post-fap just makes you feel like shit.
Nofap is a desperate gamble that maybe if you just master the urges altogether, they will blend into some sort of background noise and stop being so painful.
In reality all it does is make you constantly irritable and antsy. It's good if you need social confidence because you basically are just too energetic to be nervous.
>>24383057
that's all a crock of shit
all no fap will do is increase your likelihood of having a wet dream. that's about it.
>>24382715
Lol fapping all the time. Other than that no man wants to be castrated.
I have a question for robots because I'm kind of convinced they're not very nice.
What is the nicest (most humane) thing you personally have done for a stranger?
Could be someone you wanted to be with or otherwise such as some old lady at the grocery store. I just don't really see men do nice things unless they are Chads saving women from burning buildings or something. I'm expecting "one time I held open a door for a woman and she didn't thank me." kind of responses honestly.
>>24383081
It's what happened to me when I did no-fap
>>24382982
Gives you a short term boost in motivation
It's easy to waste a bunch of time and libido sitting in your room jacking off. Going without for a few days makes you horny and willing to put in more effort IRL to get laid
Honestly its like a fad diet really. Better would be to completely stop watching porn and instead masturbate to memory and imagination.
>>24382573
its like a second brain, which will delete any rational thinking of your main brain, once it gets a good blood flow
Couple of years back, i was stuck with my grandfather and a bunch of other old people (talking like 70+ years old) for a week.
Couldn't jerk off at all.
Came back home, went to a hooker and paid to fuck her for an hour straight. Came twice and then i went home to jerk off 3 more times in a row.
>>24383089
Worked with the red cross to provide relief after Haiti.
>>24383143
That's pretty nice robot, you're giving me some hope.
>>24383089
*Haiti earthquake. I'm high and drunk sorry.
>>24383089
I left a bar and took a detour behind a back alley towards home. I saw a bum lying on the concrete under an oning. I walked over to him and asked him how he was doing. He seemed kind of startled. I then handed him a $20 and he started to cry and thanked me profusely. There was no one around to see it. He and I just shared a moment of humanity together. I never told anyone about it until now.
>>24383089
Don't know about strangers but i've done pleantly of nice things for people and i hate doing it but for some reason i feel like i need to do it and i dont like it when people thank me
>>24383136
that's just excessive
the most i have ever jerked off in one day was 3 times. by the third time it took me 2 hours of jerking off to cum because my dick was completely desensitized
i really don't know how people like you can do this shit. it's physically impossible for me to do it.
>>24383089
I actively hold doors open and try to help old ladies with things like reaching for shit and carrying stuff in stores. Also helped people out with homework and occasionally bought pizzas to share back in high school. Kept me from getting bullied, seeing as i am king autist
>>24383089
I go out of my way to do the most self-sacrificial thing possible at all times, because I assume no one else ever does (especially normies), because they all put convenience/pragmatism before principle. I have this weird autistic obsession with the idea that the universe is one giant secret test, like God and Satan making a bet to see whether Job will do the pragmatic, convenient thing and abandon his faith.
I take some kind of bizarre masochistic pleasure in it so I don't even know if it could be called altruistic. I have deliberately fucked my entire life over to stop and help someone who may have needed it, because I thought "what if the extra 1% help I provided to this guy would have been the deciding factor? If I say 'that's so unlikely', aren't I technically gambling with someone else's wellbeing for the sake of my convenience?", or been fired from work because I stopped to save a snails on the pavement after a rainstorm, just because I know no one else gives a fuck about snails, so someone has to.
I like it. I feel bad for people who don't destroy themselves for a cause, even if that cause is retarded. I'd rather have my memories of those snails, and the knowledge that they had a good time that day and did snail shit instead of getting run over, than have some aggregate "10% More Convenient Life" bonus in exchange for killing my soul (and the snails).
>>24383060
>Fapping doesn't really help. It makes you feel miserable afterward
I never understood this sentiment in other guys. I have never once felt bad after cumming. Sure, I'm as sexually frustrated as any other 20-something virgin, but fapping eases that frustration for me, it doesn't exacerbate it. Maybe that "awful" feeling only happens for dudes who fap multiple times a day and fuck up their dopamine levels.
>>24383182
If i had to take a guess, it's because of my family.
My grandfather was a notorious hound dog back in his heyday(the man is 86 and STILL tries to hook up with the ladies) and i was unfortunate enough to discover my moms dildo collection so god knows what she's like.
"fembot" haha im saging this shit thread. chad's out banging another slut because he knows you're worse than shit and only worth the hole between your legs
>>24383230
Maybe it just happens to me because I fucking hate porn.
It's completely lacking in tangibility. All I want is to be able to grab one handful of a girl's ass fat for one second, but instead I have ten thousand billion hours worth of videos of her ass fat jiggling. I don't want that. That makes it WORSE in a weird way.
>>24383197
It's a good assumption anon, even if it is a thankless job. I really enjoy seeing people like you but most of the time they just seem like normal people and not robots.
>saw some middle aged women picking up dropped groceries at the store and putting them back (they weren't her groceries)
>she wasn't an employee
Shit warms my heart.
>>24383230
>Maybe that "awful" feeling only happens for dudes who fap multiple times a day and fuck up their dopamine levels.
that's what it is. these guys jerk off like 3+ times a day and wonder why they're miserable
if you jerk off more than once a day i basically consider you a complete degenerate.
>>24382925
This is interesting, you described it well
>>24383089
I've given free money to homeless people and food for homeless dogs. I also buy useless shit from poor people just to give them my change.
The other day I saw two dudes and a woman trying to move a car with no battery and they were having a lot of trouble, so I went and helped them and with my strength we were able to park it easily. It was in the middle of the street and I pretty much saved their asses.
I do this kind of shit periodically. I don't have a nice personality but I help people when I can. Something I can't even imagine a girl doing, but a lot of men do.
>>24382573
It's fun to play with and have someone else play with. It's the most sensitive part of our bodies, and we're very proud of our penises.
We think about doing things with our dicks all day long. The only respite from sexual thoughts is after ejaculation, and even then 15 minutes later you may find yourself thinking of women.
Overall though I enjoy the sexual tension and the tingling feeling down there when I'm kissing a girl. However it can be annoying when you want to get shit done and can't masturbate for whatever reason.
>>24382573
Why do you worship beautiful women but hate average women?
>>24383167
That's really sweet.
>>24383175
You should really try helping strangers, you might enjoy it. I personally like it a lot. Or even just helping in general such as picking up litter or something.
>>24383295
That's nice of you anon, I'm glad you do. I used to be homeless myself and asking for money was impossible for me. It's degrading and humiliating, it felt like I had brought this on myself.
I'm glad to be out of my situation now but people like you gave me a lot of hope when I was homeless. Most people try to pretend you don't exist.
>>24383365
Probably has to do with their libido like they keep saying. I enjoy looking at beautiful men occasionally but I don't save them or look at porn. I can still get some pleasure from it. Men are much hornier than me and need to do it all the time.
Doesn't mean I hate or detest average looking people at all, it's just a fantasy. I do hate people who have nasty attitudes though.
>>24383365
I find all women above 4/10 beautiful and even 4/10s are sexy as fuck usually, just by virtue of having female-shaped bodies
.
You should be a lot less annoyed with men for liking hot women and a lot more annoyed with us for wantingas many women as possible.I could be with a 10/10 and I'd still want to bang every random 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and even 4 that I saw.
Take a sausage shaped balloon filled with warm water and put it in your pants.
Voila you have a dick.
>>24383386
I helped that homeless dude out of drunkness, though. When your life is shit you realize you can help people because you realize people could help you too.
But when you think that for $2 someone could have lunch for a day instead of starving, while you'd waste those $2 on useless shit just to amuse yourself, I don't see a reason not to help.
>>24383365
I don't worship women, really.
Hipster women and career women make me want to rail them.
Physically I'm mostly just attracted to trashy women or porn stars
Personality-wise I like average women the best
>>24383365
No straight man ever "worships" women
Only homosexuals and other women do that sort of stupid shit
>>24384315
I think they meant admire, not worship. Weird word choice.
>>24384337
No, I meant ''worship''. How you literally worship camwhores and models like they're goddesses.
Why do men always have such shit waifus?
>>24384428
I am a woman, I don't care for camwhores or something. Nice try with your bait though.
>>24383089
>I just don't really see men do nice things unless they are Chads saving women from burning buildings or something.
And women wonder why we hate them.
>>24384548
I didn't mean you specifically, I meant it like ''all of you men''. Sorry about that misunderstanding.
>>24384428
Fapping to some whore online and saying her ass looks great doesn't mean you "worship" her, dipshit.
>>24384521
you sayin that women have better waifus?
picrelated my waifu
Its terrible, Constantly being horny and having to worry about something hanging between your legs.
Its infuriating to be honest but im actually considering going to the surgeon and getting my penis and balls removed and maybe turn it into a vagina just so i wont have to deal with it anymore.
Men, why do you constantly take the bait and get triggered by females?
>>24384935
Are you going to pretend to be a woman or just be a dude with a vagina? I like the idea of a guy just being a dude with a vagina way more than a trap. Please don't become one of those traps.
>>24384973
it's written in female genes to know how to press all the right buttons to get a reaction out of people
it's not like we don't realize what they're doing, but at a certain point logic goes out the window and you just want to choke a bitch
>>24384991
Just be a dude with a vagina. I guess ill have to admit to some people that im transgender.
>>24385022
Nice, I would finger your vagina. Good luck out there.
I'm a female for clarification.
>>24382715
I think it's worse to not be able to masturbate unless you're on a certain cycle of your period.
My libido is only active a few days during 1 week every 4-12 weeks. Nothing sexual will phase me even if I want it to.
>>24385114
That's true, sex is always mildly painful unless I am waiting for my cycle. It kinda sucks sometimes and I just pretend for my husband.
It's cool either way. Have you tried drinking sometimes? That shit makes me really horny for some reason.
>>24383089
I don't keep a list, I don't think I have done anything huge.
I try to help older people if they are in need. Gave up seats on the bus, carried an older lady's bags on a train station upstairs and on the train etc. Gave homeless people some change. There was a small music festival where I bought a steak with some fries and a glass of wine to a local guy who is somewhat a legend of a drunk around here.
I tend to say things rudely sometimes (just inconsiderate) and realize in retrospect that I have hurt someone (usually my sister or mother lel), if I see that they are upset I apologize for getting angry.
If I am asked to do something and it is within my expertise I always help out unless I have something else to do. A recent example would be doing a write-up in English for a friend of mine (English isn't our first language, but I am better at it than he is).
If I am asked to do something, I feel really proud to help and show off my "ability". I have taken hours out of my day to make sure I do the best job possible even when I could just do a passable job in a much shorter time-frame.
I'm nice to all people unless they give me a reason to act otherwise. Overall, I can't really think of any big work that I've done, but I try to be reasonable with the small things, the stuff that should be basic to anyone anyways. I am more sceptical about doing this like this for attractive women though.
>>24383089
I have a medical degree. Nowadays I do cancer research for free. What about you?
Having genitals would be great if you weren't so stingy with yours.
>>24382715
>That just sounds annoying, being horny but unable to do anything about it makes me feel shitty/angry.
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Entertainment/story?id=1526982
Cracking the mystery of a "boys' night out" is one thing, but understanding the explicit world of a man's sexuality is quite another.
To gain an understanding of what some might consider the quintessential male experience, Vincent went to several strip clubs with a male friend. She describes the experience as hellish -- demeaning for the strippers and even worse for the men.
"I saw the men there. I saw the looks on their faces. This is not about appreciation of women, of course. It's not about appreciation of their own sexuality. It's about an urge and ... that's not always that pleasurable, really," she said.
Vincent said strip joints are about pure sex drive -- completely empty of any meaningful interaction, even when a woman is gyrating on your lap.
Even though Vincent is attracted to women, she said she was never aroused during her visits to the clubs. "I really ran smack up against the difference between male and female sexuality. It's that female sexuality is mental. ... For a man, it's an urge," she said.
"At its core, it's a bodily function. It's a necessity. It's such a powerful drive and I think because we [women] don't have testosterone in our systems, we don't understand how hard it is," she said.
>>24383167
You had a right to expect that he would provide you with sex in exchange for this.
>>24382573
It's fucking great.
If I don't have sex or masturbate every few days I feel like ripping someones head off.
But my job is stressful, so I usually have too much steam to blow off by the end of the day.
>>24382573
I don't think it's so bad. It's hardly a problem. The only time I've ever run into problems is when I sit down to quickly and sit down on my balls, which hurts a fuckton.
>>24384428
>How you literally worship camwhores and models like they're goddesses.
lookup the word "literal" faggot.
>>24385287
I'm not looking for a one up contest anon, I don't have a medical degree or anything like that but I enjoy helping strangers any chance I can. I get the impression that robots are not exactly caring or kind people based on what they say.
I'm glad that you are out there helping people but I hope you don't think this is some kind of opportunity to belittle me. Maybe you can see why I find some robots a bit cold.
>>24385353
>lookup the word "literal" faggot.
okay i did
>>24384973
Because we're really fucking depressed and bitter and complete deprivation of female contact will fuck you up.
>>24385423
my sides
blox
>>24385404
why would you assume they are not caring?
>>24383089
Hah, i have a really depressing story for that one, get ready
>High School
>16 years old
>Some girl in class forgot her makeup clamshell thing by the computers during lunch
>"Hmm, maybe ill take it and give back to her on our next class"
>Take the makeup clamshell thing
>Class starts
>Shes talking to her friend
>"I lost my makeup thing cindy, i couldnt find it"
>Walk up to her
>"Hey, i think you forgot this at lunch"
>"Anon, WHY DID YOU TAKE IT, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE"
>"b-but, i was just trying to be nice"
>The entire class hears us
The most soul crushing moment ive ever had with a girl.
fuck women, never again am i helping any bitch for any reason whatsoever.
>>24385423
hahahaha so epic joke XD
ignore that fag, he never gets laid anyway :^)
be my gf plz
>>24385347
Oh and to clarify, that isn't sarcasm.
It really DOES feel great.
>Overwhelming lust and desire
>tempered with reason, compassion, and intellect.
Having a penis basically gives me the power to change the world in an active way.
It's what we're wired for. We're the do-er's, the pioneers. The tool works on both ends, as they say.
>>24385404
You assumed we are all little angry guys who didn't do anything nice for our fellow people. That stings. I am refuting that point. Now I am just simply asking what you have done. So what are doing that is so important, so that you can belittle us?
>>24383197
>I stopped to save a snails on the pavement after a rainstorm, just because I know no one else gives a fuck about snails, so someone has to.
>I like it. I feel bad for people who don't destroy themselves for a cause, even if that cause is retarded. I'd rather have my memories of those snails, and the knowledge that they had a good time that day and did snail shit instead of getting run over
kek
Will you ever stop hating women?
>>24385613
Not until they sleep with me.
>>24385423
>pretending to be me
>>24385475
Because they spend a lot of time hating people in general, obviously plenty of robots are exceptions and that's why I wanted to ask in this thread to have some better experiences with them.
>>24385531
I don't interact with people too much because I was involved in a murder-suicide and have PTSD. I have a tough time going outside around people (especially men) because I have a deep fear of being shot.
I spend a lot of time helping animals mostly via volunteering for a bird rescue, but have done a lot of other stuff with animals before that. This is what I'm doing now. I enjoy watching people from distance and admiring their kind actions, not approaching them. I wasn't posting to belittle you, sorry. I was posting because I wanted to see there are nice people here too, especially because robots often give me a bad impression and deeper fear of (sociopath) men.
I also pick up trash around my neighborhood sometimes.
>>24382836
tiny benis :D:DD:D
>>24385645
>they spend a lot of time hating people in general
We dont hate them, they hated us first so now we hate them.
>>24385645
>they spend a lot of time hating people in general
Well we are just here to vent our anger and grievances. Enjoy your stay
>>24385613
Probably not. Female nature is despicable and you can't change them.
>>24385645
Has your simplistic train of thought maybe considered that they hate on people because people treat them like shit or is a beta supposed to take a dildo up his ass and be thankful for it endlessly? You are no different than other women, no compassion for the unfortunate male. You can't understand it. Even if your social convention states to you that you have to feel compassion it will be just you feigning it. You can't understand it. Like any other female reading this. Can't. It unfathomable to you that someone can be like this because you have everything handed to you on the platter. There is literally nothing that you can experience that would ever bring you to that same level of experience. This is the most depressing thing, that you will never be able to properly empathize with the unfortunate, properly as in putting yourself into the shoes of an ostracised, lone, male. I will admit though that the man is so great that he can get used even to that and put his energy into something else like art or science, you on the other hand would go crazy and breakdown. That's why your or any other female's empathy is unnecessary, it is insulting when you offer it.
>>24385838
Compassion is a masculine threat, all men will learn this sooner or later.
>>24385838
I'm sure life is difficult for you, I don't have any doubt nor am I saying I can imagine it. I'm only curious if robots get some kind of enjoyment out of helping strangers.
It's unrelated to your own personal problems.
>>24385645
>muh PTSD
Fuck off.
Every generation gets weaker and weaker. I bet there are more people getting "PSTD" now then there ever was from WW2. Go kill yourself.
>>24384873
Idk who that is but it looks like moe trash.
Still most fujoshi self insert characters are better than the shit taste round these parts.
>>24385874
*masculine trait
>>24383089
I don't really interact with strangers all that much. I complimented a local store clerk on his danish once, he told me he came here 2 years ago and i was impressed by how fluently he spoke compared to some.
>I just don't really see men do nice things unless they are Chads saving women from burning buildings or something
Ok.. i'll let this one slide
Robots, if you're friends with a girl on Skype but almost never message her, does it mean you don't like her? Why don't you just delete her?
>>24385901
Yeah, I suppose that's true in a way. Individualism is pretty rooted into our culture now. I can't pretend I understand the mindset of someone living during WWII. It was a completely different time and people were raised much differently than you or I.
We are talking about the preset.
>>24383089
I was on the train home from university after an super shitty day. The train was full and I had pretty heavy baggage, so when a mother and her daughter entered at some point, I gave up my seat and went somewhere between the wagons for the rest of the ride. The mother thanked me, while the girl remained silent.
However, right before I got off, the girl came up to me and silently handed me some chocolate and before returning to her mother.
Well, my story is less about me being nice but much rather about a stranger being nice to me.
Horrible to have balls, you can get BSTL syndrome
Ball stuck to leg syndrome
>>24385945
Added a girl from omegle like a month ago. I actually want to talk to her but am too nervous. Will probably just be removed by her soon.
>>24385901
i'm not sure what your point here is
my great grandpa was alive during WWII and enlisted/went to war, he also developed PTSD. it was untreated just because mental disorders were not well studied, not because it did not exist due to being in a "stronger" generation
he is certainly much more stoic and stronger than myself but the mental disorder didn't just suddenly appear in later generations
>>24385636
That's so despicable of you. You should be ashamed.
>>24386162
>Not knowing pair-bonding is the #1 way to strengthen an emotional connection.
The power of those chemicals quite literally change a persons' brain, you know.
It's not despicable to want that.
>>24386071
Giving up your seat is nice. I'm glad something nice happened to you after.
>>24386195
He said he wanted to cum in my fucking nose.
What makes you think you deserve to put your dick in a woman? Why do you think we owe it to you?
>>24386270
Kek, why havent i said this before. It's so goofy
>>24386306
I'd rather just talk to them and see if we click. Dont wanna just put my dick in everyone willy nilly, i have some semblance of standards
>>24383089
I added someone on World of Warcraft who was a total noob asking for help, guided them all the way to raiding. They added me on Steam and we became friends. I became her sole source of emotional support but saw she was still lonely so I introduced her to my friends. I made a real effort to make her happy even though it was detrimental to my own friendships. I had no intention of having a relationship with her. She dated two of my friends in the end. She later told me that if I hadn't talked to her on those early days she would have killed herself.
>>24386344
I was talking about the guys that resent women for not sleeping with them. AKA most of this board
>>24386306
You don't, that is why we are developing sex bots, they are better than you in every way.
All we need is a way of reproducing without needing your eggs and you will disappear like the worthless fuck holes you are.
A question for robots:
Do you like to cuddle? Do you think of it more as a precursor to sex or do you just want to do it standalone?
>>24386421
Is that the ball pen that /pol/ pissed in?
>>24386400
Oh. Well, i better hush up and let them answer. Just had to show that not everyone was like that here
>>24386270
Well now.
You should let him. Who knows.. you just might like it.
>Nigh-on-2016
>not drenching her brain in come
>>24386421
I don't care. I would rather have sex with other women, men are disgusting.
Have fun being a disgusting male.
>reproducing without eggs
Just buy a egg and stick your sperm in it to create your test tube baby retard, then pay some chick to carry it. You don't need females, you just need money.
Btw, might wanna freeze that sperm now because the longer you wait, the weaker your genetic material gets. You'll just be giving birth to another autist if you wait too long.
>>24386463
Probably both.
>>24386463
I have a fear of sex, so cuddling is just fine with me. Most guys do see it as a precursor though. Someone else's body heat and closeness initiates boners to most of us
>>24386421
Maybe when you get your sex bots you'll stop shooting up schools, kek
>>24386463
Did you just come here to torment us you dumb whore? Is this how you derive pleasure from your shitty meaningless life?
What would you like to do on a date with a girl? Other than sex. What kind of activity would you like to do together?
>>24386400
It's not that you "don't sleep with us", its just that interacting with you feels like a shore, we have to do everything, we need to approach, be funny, interesting, be an huge fucking clown for you or have so much status you will be the one coming and asking for our dicks. You are status parasites, you never initiate conversations, you never try to have fun, you just put on a tight dress and leave your house, that's all you have to do.
>>24386496
female eggs get even worse with time, and you will waste your peak fertility posting shitty pics on /soc/
>>24386504
Maybe when you stop making lines to suck thugs in prison the boys will stop fantasizing about shooting up their school.
>>24386502
Why do you have a fear of sex?
>>24386514
How is this tormenting you? You can have an opinion on it whether or not you've actually cuddled.
>>24386599
I don't want to have children, I was just giving you some tips.
Btw, eggs are pretty limited and I am born with all of them at once, the genetic material itself won't degrade or mutant. Only the quality of the egg itself (not the DNA material). It doesn't work like your aging DNA does.
>>24386607
Abuse as a kid. I dont want anyone to touch my wang without getting to know them super well first.
>>24382573
Pretty normal because I had it my whole life. It has both good and bad things. Like random unwanted boners are shit because it get's uncomfortable in pants, but on the other hand it's practical and fun to have so much control over your piss.
Male sexuality is much more crucial and fucked up topic. Penis is just a tool, something you don't really think about. Like your arm.
>>24382672
No. If you actually focus really hard and start to think about non sexual stuff, boner can go away. But if you won't keep your focus up, it'll come back quickly. When you're horny it's like having to take piss. You can postpone it, but you WILL HAVE TO release sooner or later or you'll get really frustrated.
>>24382982
No idea. Probably placebo. Fapping too much sure drains lot of energy so when you take few days pause, you're actually more energetic, but whole month sounds like forcing it because without sexual release you get frustrated, bitter, and when horny, really stupid fast.
>>24383089
I stopped when carrying heavy shit when I saw little kid crying on the street, walked over, kneeled and tried to ask her wha happened. I was about to call the police but it turned out her mother was near, it was just spoiled child protesting by nto walking to walk and by crying. Mother looked at me with this warm look though.
>>24383365
Beautiful is subjective. I love "plain" women while I bet you mean those plastic whores from porn and disgusting models who look like fucking dolls.
I love the women I find beautiful because, well, they're beautiful. It's about appreciation of something that looks in a way that makes you happy, calm etc, also probably some instinct thing. Slim, female body with al those curves in waist, breasts, hips, ass, arms is fucking beautiful.
>>24384521
No idea. Probably you find them shit because they're the opposite of what you are. If you found them good, you'd be like them. And apparently men find features of their waifus more attractive.
>>24386538
Eating food and walking around the cold, dark night while talking about whatever
>>24386538
>other than sex
...
>>24386651
Women don't make autist, only men make autist.
The genetic material of a woman's egg stays exactly the same for her entire life.
>>24382573
Shit fucking sucks family.
Would men rather have a penis and constantly be horny
or
periodically bleed from a hole in their vagina once per month plus side effects such as bloating, cramping, shitting, acne, fatigue, muscle and joint paint, etc. but also you are female and you're never really horny (besides right before your period)?
I've always felt a penis would be better if I could choose which gender I was.
>>24386768
I'm a man and i pick dick. They're objectively superior.
>>24386768
I choose the hole, it lends great power.
>>24386800
>I'm a man and i pick dick. They're objectively superior.
word
>>24386651
Thank god you will never reproduce.
>>24386538
Hopefully she likes playing co op video games
Likes driving around town just looking/admiring
She goes exorcising with me getting /fit/
If i had a girlfriend i would actually make the effort to get /fit/
I have eight black spots on my penis or more
Fembots, do you think moles on a dick are disgusting too? I think they are and it makes me depressed to think about it
>>24386828
Hey man, i'm not a homo or anything, they just look better. And mine doesnt bleed all over the place
>>24386887
I could get past moles on a dick anon, don't worry too much. As long as you don't have a impossibly small penis, there really isn't much to worry about.
Women don't even enjoy looking at penises much so they don't care. They just enjoy the feeling of having one inside of them, not looking at it.
>>24386887
As long as you cant feel the texture to them and they arnt hairy and they arnt the signs of a disease and they arnt huge moles. You should be fine.
Im a guy btw, but im saying this because thats how i would feel. I dont have moles on my dick though.
>>24386919
So you're saying my average sized frankenwang wont make women want to kill me with fire? I dunno about all that anon
>>24384428
>camwhores
Then that's when sexual urges kick in. When man is really horny, he's often dumb a shit. When you want to fuck, you'll fuck or fap to lot of stuff, but once you cum and calm down you realize how shity this porn is, hthat this chubby girl isn't that attractive and you start to feel slight disguist. For men sexual release is fucking necessity. I hate it. Sex feels great, but I hate what this instinct does with me.
>>24384973
Because depression, bitterness and mentioned above urges.
>>24385613
But I don't hate women as a whole. i hate certain traits etc. I still believe there's perfect, or near perfect (the the point of not painful for me compromise) women for me.
>>24385945
All male-female contact depends on what this girl is to a man. If it's just potential fucking material, someone nice to talk to (which will sooner or later turn into someone developing feelings), or partner material. If he never messages, he doesn't give a fuck. If he messages rarely, he either does this when he's horny and you're potential tool for sexual release (which doesn't have to mean he thinks of you as an object), or he just doesn't need much contact with people, like me. I talked to the girl I liked like once a week or two and it was enough for me. If he messages you often, he most likely likes you a lot.
>>24386306
>deserve
Wrong. It looks like that for you, but if it was truth, you'd see much more rapes. It's bitterness developed by years of lack of intimacy, feelings and natural sexual release. It comes to the point in which men stop trusting women and treat them like shit, but the natural urge still is there so they both hate you and want you which makes it look like they think they deserve it. The only people who really think they deserve something are extreme narcisstic cases like Elliot Rodger.
>>24386919
>As long as you don't have a impossibly small penis
>a impossibly
>a impossibly
>a impossibly
>>24386938
Really long penises are extremely painful, most women cannot handle them besides professional pornstars.
They can cause your vagina to tear or rip and put you in the hospital. I would not be able to be with someone who had a huge dick.
I do admit giant dick porn is sexy, but it's not realistic.
>>24386887
my ex had a large black splotch of a birthmark on his penis and honestly i forgot about it most of the time
>>24386957
Well, to be clear, my dong is simply ugly, not too big or small. I honestly cant look at it when i fap or i get turned off and depressed
>>24386538
Thinking about that just makes me sad
>>24386463
Both. Depending on mood. Males are more objective focused. There's usually only one the most important thing at the time. When it's sex, cuddling seems like chore and only to make you feel good (although having woman on top of you, facing each other and grabbing her around the waist and back and pulling close to the point where you fuck and hug at the same time is amazing feeling and I like it very much, when it's just intimacy, cuddling is the main part (but lot of men think you'd think of them lowly if they showed need for it so they try to hide it to not look manly enough), when it's games, you're the second, when it's you, everything else is second. You just have to either wait for a good time or learn how to change this male focus which can be hard.
>>24386768
I'd have to know how it feels like to pick. Your description makes me lean towards penis.
But when it comes to changing sex in general, it depends if we preserve male brain or not. With male mentality and female body life seems to be so fucking easy. Basically being a women besides its downsides gives huge privileges and bonuses.
>>24387001
Dude, like I told you in the last thread. I would kill to have a rough, street-smart dick. Mine looks like something you'd see in the window at Tiffany's. When women see your battle scars they're going to cream themselves.
>>24387001
I'm sure your dick is fine anon. No woman is going to care about this. I hope you find someone soon who can help raise your confidence a little as proof that women don't give a shit about how penises look.
>>24386538
Read one of those ">you will never" posts, they're pretty much most robot's answers to this
>>24382573
Its handy
>>24385022
Wow, degenerates on the school shooter board. Big surprise
>>24386919
It's above world average. 5.9.
But its color is also not regular. Like, it's darker at some parts than others, while generally being darker than the rest of my body. This makes it look very dirty + the moles + circumcision.
Ayy, I guess if my imaginary hypothetical gf pegs me, it will be okay.
>>24386990
Your ex probably had several other redeeming qualities to make up for it.
>>24387125
Wait, you were in that other thread too? I really need to stop talking so much. But anyways, i guess i'm just gonna have to find out for myself if your statement is true.
I left this place for a couple months after that shooting, is it just me or are there way more women now? Like half this fucking thread is women. I don't understand how this board attracts them.
>>24387105
Yes, you have to take everything that comes with being a woman. You can't keep a male brain, that's the point of a question.
I've always felt I would rather be male, and have a male brain than be female. It's very hard to control your emotions due to hormones. Periods seriously cause you to lose control of yourself.
I sometimes find myself crying in inappropriate situations or being extremely irritable and angry when I don't want to be. Just part of being a girl if you choose to do that.
I would choose to be born male if I could do that.
>>24386538
>Play chess.
>Just hug in silence, looking at cementary full of candles during holiday of the dead/saint in eastern europe because it looks beautiful.
>Talk about stuff.
>Drive through bridges with lot of lights or on dark roads with cities full of lights on the horizon and watch it together, talk how beautiful it looks.
>Eat together.
>Teach her various crafting stuff, watch how she struggles with it and then give her think I crafted.
>Exchange books and read.
>Take her for night walk.
>Ask her to teach me how to cook various stuff.
>Compete with each other on shooting ranges.
But most of the time they don't seem to be fucking interested in such activities. No fucking idea what they expect me to do. Take them on fucking bungee jumping? To one of these fucking disguisting, crowded clubs with music so loud it makes me feel how my insides are shaking? Rob a bank and get away with it after police chase?
>>24387203
yeah he had a really nice face and great body
but seriously even if he didnt nobody's going to look at your penis that hard. like i cant see shit even when giving head.
>>24386657
>No idea. Probably you find them shit because they're the opposite of what you are. If you found them good, you'd be like them. And apparently men find features of their waifus more attractive.
>implying this isn't the source of the manic pixie meme
>implying men aren't attracted to people they secretly want to be more like
>>24382715
I have a very low libido, it varies from men to men.
What makes me really depressed is my total lack of physical contact with girls, ie. cuddling, hugging and holding hands. Being needy as a robot is hell.
>>24387265
i feel you gurl. i hate that my feelings are so strong that they become physical symptoms and i literally cant do anything about them except ride them out.
when i was younger people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up and id say "a handsome white man with hair"
>>24387265
I want to be a girl so bad ;_;
>>24382672
For me when i try not to get them its really fustrating
Would you fembots ever consider dating a robot if they promised to become a better person, or are you here just to laugh at us?
>>24387389
My thoughts don't go beyond "I'm glad I can just say I am taken and not have to think about what I would do if my options were limited to these people"
I don't hate most people here because they are robots though. I hate them for being millenial faggots, I hate my generation, I hope it kills it's entire self.
>>24387385
I would love to date someone who wants to fix themselves. It's kind of hot anyway, like you are molding someone into a ideal person (to you) and they will always love you and appreciate you for that/stay with you forever.
It's very selfish saying it but lots of girls like men like this.
to malebots: what the fuck is up with you guys and commitment issues? my ex broke up with me recently because he had to "focus on himself" -- he's a community college student after serving in the armed forces. i make a 6 figure salary, have a loving family, and wide circle of friends. i dont drink. i dont party. i just wanted to settle down with the person i loved unconditionally but he ran away??? why??? i would have been willing to support him financially until he found his feet.
spoke to my girl friends and many of them have experienced the same, so i know this isnt an isolated incident.
>>24387293
Same here man but I'm actually slowly getting less emotional over time. Ideally I'd like to be asexual/aromantic, not sure if it's actually possible to fully change something like that but I'm right now about half way there. Even if I could get a gf there's just something about not even wanting one that would make me have a lot more respect for myself as a person.
>>24387265
Then no. Women are walking bags of complexes, often act fucking annoying, and I bet if they have at least some self awarness, they sometimes hate themselves for constant lying to not hurt anyones feelings, not being able to admit their fault, and feeling so powerless against how you're percieved in a society/powerless against social pressure. And if they aren't aware of their own actions then they'd probably feel constantly butthurt at people getting tired of their shit. Basically it's a lose-lose situation unles you're one of these women who can at least partially handle their feelings and think rationally and have patient partners who either don't make problem ot of it or can make them feel better.
>>24382715
Fap. Then, depending on what you fapped to you feel either normal, or bad.
>>24387428
maybe he hated the idea of depending on a woman
>>24387419
I agree that lots of girls like men like this (hence why some women chase "bad boys" in order to reform them), but ultimately, the bot has to want the change for himself. Changing just for a girl is unsustainable.
>>24387428
Hm, those question marks scream bait, but here i go: your ex probably just didnt feel like keeping you around anymore. He just wants to fuck around and live this part of his life, and that doesnt include you. Also, most guys arent like that, but women always seem to find that one guy who is like that. Move on
>>24387428
Men are not inclined to want to stay with one woman due to evolutionary instincts. It's the whole polygamy/hypergamy thing.
>>24387465
this.it's pretty pathetic to have your women making more money than you. They'll never respect you as a man, and will constantly tell you how much better they are than you.
>>24387428
>"focus on himself"
That's always bullshit, doesn't matter if it's woman or man who says this. He told you this to either not hurt you or to save his own skin from your bitching.
Either he didn't feel good with you (nagging? not attracted to you? you turned out to be bad in some way?), or he has some MGTOW bullshit on his mind, or what >>24387465 said. Really, women put so much pressure on men, men often pull out themselves because they think it'll surely fail because women WILL drop them for not being manly/capable/whatever enough. Lot of women basically destroy male perception of their own worth/self confidence with their fantasies and demands.
>>24387500
This shit is 100% real, and it's been eating me up. All my friends, family, and therapist tell me that he's immature and to give him time, but I really don't understand why anyone would turn down a stable life with someone he loved.
The last things he said to me were "I love you. You have to believe that." and "I'm going to become a better person" -- but youre right, he does fuck around a lot and sucks at getting shit done (which is why he needed me). Eliminating me from his life was just a lose in every aspect.
Fuck I miss him so much.
>>24383167
pretty heartwarming tbqh
also its awning, not oning :>)
>>24386306
>What makes you think you deserve it
The funny thing is, the only men who think that sex is something someone owes you are the wk's and orbiters that you've probably had/interacted with in your life. Women usually are the ones who think sex is something to be earned, amd often try to use it as a bargaining tool. Women will even subtly degrade men into it (having guys who they're not interested in buy them drinks, getting free dates, having an amazon wishlist, etc.).
>>24387639
C'mon now, you got all the goods. You said it yourself, right? Just go out and start talking to people if he's gone.
>>24383089
>doing nice things and then talking about them afterwards
Humblebragging is disgusting behavior.
>that feel when true altruism is nearly dead
>>24387735
You seem to misunderstand how bragging works.
In order to brag, you must say your story unprovoked. That's like saying my grandpa's war stories while being stationed in Germany were "bragging".
>>24387726
I appreciate the encouragement, and I'm sure I'll end up doing what's practical for me. It just sucks because he had everything i wanted (gentle, kind, same values, same hobbies, physically attractive). It just seems impossible for me to even meet someone with the same attributes.
>>24387465
>>24387551
I hand over my paycheck to my domme gf every month. When we got in the relationship I owned an apartment and a car and had some savings, but now I've given here everything I own and continue to provide her with my income.
I have to get on my knees and beg her if I want to buy something. She'll usually approve of it after making me give up something in exchange. If it's something big she'll make me give up my monthly fuck, otherwise just my weekly release from cage for masturbation or my daily release for edging.
>>24387428
You probably didn't respect him/appreciate him, you and your friends are probably disrespectful.
>>24387639
Either
1) He recognized that you were too good for him
and/or
2) He was intimidated and/or emasculated that you were so much better than him and had to step out
>>24387479
I want the change for myself, because I feel like I'm a fucking terrible person right now. But I don't think I could go through it alone. For that matter, a platonic female friend would work too.
>>24387791
I'm sure you'll do fine. There are plenty of kind hearted gentle guys, maybe not physically attractive, but still. Dunno about your hobbies, as long as its not underwater basket weaving or something, i'm sure it'll be ok
>>24387808
Nahhhhh I was very good to him, was always attentive, always trying to make him happy. I have a temper, which might have been the dealbreaker, but I can say for sure that I loved and respected and appreciated him.
>>24387828
1) He recognized that I was too good for him going in. One of the first things he said to me was "I'm afraid that you'll realize how out of my league you are and break up with me" -- which I acknowledge what it might look like from an outsiders perspective, but he really had what i was looking for.
2) That's a dumb reason. I have a hard time believing this because he was more of a feminist than I am (ie not at all), but if it's true that's stupid.
>>24387854
Physical attractiveness is a big one for me. I developed a huge complex growing up because my mom was really beautiful and was always disappointed that I wasnt. I really want to be with someone beautiful cause it makes me feel better about myself.
Thanks for the kind words, though.
>>24387428
Very likely deep insecurity, men feel inferior suddenly when they aren't the breadwinner and they run off just like a woman would.
He's on his "Eat, Pray, Love" journey because he doesn't like feeling inferior to you.
>>24387942
See, there it is.
You may be telling the truth, but this is a real thing with guys, when you're way out of our leagues, it just becomes a waiting game for someone to finally convince you to see him for who he really is
>>24388019
Hahaha this made me laugh. My favorite response of the night. Thanks, anon.
>>24388004
Well, that's going to get misconstrued here if in fact this isnt bait. But anyways, good luck with your search, i'm gonna go now
>>24385496
Speak up then, you should have fucking told her that you just found what she left there. Real smooth brother, real smooth.
what does cumming feel like?
does it really feel special to cum inside a girl with no condom?
>>24388115
>what does cumming feel like?
Feels great the first few times, but after awhile it just becomes a method to quickly clear your mind or fall asleep.
>does it really feel special to cum inside a girl with no condom?
Did you really think that would get answered here of all places?
>>24388044
Th-thanks, that honeslty boosted my ego. No one likes my jokes because I am female. I feel really smug and I'm gonna go play games, bye anon.
>>24388115
It feels like your dick gets spasms and you feel something hot and thick run through it with high pressure. It's a really good feeling, but female orgasm with whole body shaking looks much more intense.
Yes, it feels special, but not physically. It's mental thing. Like huge achievement that makes your proud of yourself. And pussies feel really good in general so besides orgasm you feel that warm, comfy, wet thing on your dick as well. One of the best feelings.
>>24386957
>I would not be able to be with someone who had a huge dick
Fucking skank.
If your dick is smaller than 7 inches, you are a chad and need to leave
right.
now.
>>24385496
>The makeup clamshell thing
You are honestly adorable.
That was really thoughtful of you to do for her, anon. I hope that you have a nice night.
>>24388115
whenever I cum I just feel all my muscles trying to pull my dick forward in cascade like thrusts and blanks out except for two thoughts
>this feels good
and
>impregnate
don't even want kids, but I can't help it
it works especially well and gets a lot more intense when I see and grab wide hips in front of me
>>24388115
>what does cumming feel like?
For me it depends on how I do it, if I take it slow it feels amazing and has a very long and satisfying build up, if I rush sometimes I literally ejaculate without even really having and orgasm.
>does it really feel special to cum inside a girl with no condom?
kek
>>24388232
Well, i guess me and my 5 inch chad dick should go. Thanks anon, confidence got slightly boosted today
>>24382573
You can pee standing.
>>24388214
Guys bodies don't shake when they orgasm?
>>24388115
what do you want, cumming normally or from anal stimulation?
>>24388301
they do
>>24388301
If I'm sitting down and jerking, I don't
If I lie down and take my time, my hips involuntary thrust
>>24388301
Mine only does when i'm really into it. Otherwise my hips kinda thrust on their own when i cum and thats it
>>24388301
No. Dick just gets little spams, like it's trying to get even harder and mroe stiff. Sometimes during very strong orgasm your knee shakes a bit or you lose the feeling in your legs, but that's about it. I can also imagine hips thrusting a bit, but nothing comparable to women who completely lose control.
>tfw had to hold girl who got strong orgasm when we fucked or she would land on the ground
>>24388347
That's interesting. My body shakes and I lose control of my legs.
>>24388115
It's not anything special. Imagine a female orgasm but probably 5x less pleasurable and only for 3 seconds. It basically just feels like shit is shooting out of your penor.
Cumming inside a girl isn't really a big deal or important unless you're a virgin. It doesn't feel any different than an orgasm with a condom, but condoms don't feel good to fuck with.
>>24388412
Oh, the legs kind of go too, yeah. Like, numb and can't really move them while it's going on?
Also my neck arches back and it makes me want to bite my lip and make a girly noise
>>24388412
What, really? I cant cum unless i'm standing anymore. Which is more commom do you think?
>>24388373
That's my case as well, I can't stand if I'm orgasming, but I thought it was the same for guys.
>>24382644
I'm sorry no one laughed spat your reddit tier joke
Here's a (You)
Fuck off, Lara.
>>24388488
I don't think our orgasms are powerful enough to knock us off our feet
>>24388460
I am a woman, not sure if you are a dude. My legs just slowly lose control, I could have an orgasm while standing up and wouldn't fall over or something. It just becomes very hard to control them, as in, difficult to walk. I could probably handle standing up or kneeling on my knees. That's about it.
They start to get numb like pins and needles eventually and will give out if it goes on too long. Such as hours of sex. It takes a lot of energy for a woman to orgasm/have sex and their blood will move away from other parts of the body. The numbness is the result of lactic acid building up due to lack of oxygen in your legs.
>>24388564
>takes a lot of energy
Sucks to be you. I cum easily.
>>24388564
Oh i guess that makes sense. Am a dude though, maybe it's different for us. I've always had to stand if i wanted to cum, because laying or sitting would make it take forever.
>>24383089
Sorry in advance for my grammatical errors
5years ago
>me at 19years
>at 7pm, on bus returning to home
>looking the window when some old bald guy sits next to me.
>He ask me for my ipod & money, show me a gun aside from his pants
>PANIC
>i pretend to be a poor guy, so i just let him my money
>he smile & talk to me
>after 10minutes
>he move and sit ahead from another kid
>he make the same moves with the gun and look at me with a smile
>i get up with fear,trembling pushing the thief and start shouting in spanish "DISPARAME" or "Shot me"
>everybody in the bus look at me
>the thief just smile and told me " just are crazy man" and leave the bus
>i said to the kid"Are you alright" then i just return to my sit
>nobody ask me if i'm okay, feel lonely and scared
>nobody sit next to me.
>never took the same bus
>>24382925
This was so fucking hot to read, god damn it I wish I had a bf.
>>24388638
Well then, now that you've said those magic words, prepare for the wave of "be my gf" messages. It's compulsory at this point
>>24388610
Arise chikun
Chikun Arise
>>24388607
Try standing on your toes. Toes and pointing my dick either extremely upwards or downwards makes me cum fastest.
But still rough sex with petite girls is the best.
>>24388672
>gay
Not that easy.
>>24388707
r u a cuteboy
>>24388707
Kek, you know this is r9gay, people are still gonna be thirsty af at you. But i feel you, being gay has its own pitfalls
>>24382573
fucking useless why can't I just have the hips privilege damnit.
