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I hope this wasn't one of you faggots
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I hope this wasn't one of you keks

>Unfortunately, his efforts went to waste as his offer of a coffee date was not accepted by the girl, who explained: "I just laughed and said 'actually he's 6ft3', he looked so crushed."

Betas BTFO


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12005948/Would-you-accept-Students-cute-love-note-to-library-admirer-wins-Twitter-hearts.html?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook
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Bouncing this shit senpai
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>>24378242
Fucking hell. Why did she laugh.
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>>24378242
I can't even get mad anymore, honestly.
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>>24378242
Thats actually not terrible, some girls may actually like how awkward it is. I just dont know why its a news story or why she had to try to humiliate him on twitter.
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>>24378242
>78% think it's cute
Christ, what's wrong with these people?
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sticks and stones break bones but hollow points explode on impact
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>>24379433
Damn...

And actually, they don't explode, they mushroom. Also, nice double.
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>>24378242
>guy pours out his heart and creativity to ask girl out
>she laughs in his face
fuck women
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There are 2 scenarios here

>he knew she had a boyfriend, but still asked anyway
>he is asking a random girl he has never talked to on a date

Either way, he's a faggot
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>>24378242
It probably didn't work because his iPhone is above 2% battery.
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>"you just gotta be confident bro"
>"just beeee urself"

>crushed
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>>24378242
How much you want to bet this manlet still won't learn?
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>>24379586
>women bring up their boyfriend to everyone who talks to them for longer than 10 minutes
either women are completely boring cunts with nothing to talk about or you're wrong
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>>24378242
>he looked so crushed

The world is out there to fuck you in the ass and tell you that you're not good enough to live. That's what it means to be a man
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>>24379641
The world is out there to fuck you in the ass and not return your calls the next day. Thats what it means to be a woman.
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>>24379636
>not having a girlfriend who loves talking about you
I feel sorry for you.
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The cell phone theme is retarded. A traditional love letter would be much, much better.
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>>24379728
>love letter for a stranger

it was an ice breaker, not a confession, creep.
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>>24379728
But the entire point was to be unique, which he managed. But wit and humour is nothing against a 6'3 chad.
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>>24378242
That was pretty cute, would fall for it personally.

>"I just laughed and said 'actually he's 6ft3', he looked so crushed."
Clearly a frigid cunt
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>>24379838
traps don't count.

asdf
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what's the big deal? rejection really isn't so bad.

inb4 roastie. I'm a dude and have been rejected by a ton of girls. it sucks but you can't let some dumb slut keep you down.
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>>24379822

was it supposed to be? was she really supposed to just drop her boyfriend for this guy because of his witty method of asking her out? of course not.
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>>24379900
>I'm a dude btw, no chance I'm just false flagging to justify my argument
arguing with holes 101
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>>24378242

hahahah poor little beta manlet robots BTFO

feels good being 6'2 and alpha and not looking like a little boy.
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>>24379870
Don't count for what?
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I try to remember shit like this when I'm mass messaging 650,000 women things specially designed to look thoughtfully tailored to them.

Sometimes I feel bad for just a second that I'm exploiting and deceiving women. But then I remember this shit. They actually laugh you off and humiliate you for *putting in effort*.
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>>24380194
Their opinion doesn't count.
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>>24380312
That's weird, it still took my vote
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>>24378242
Should've got up and started shooting her. LET THEM GUNS BLAN,LET THEN GUNS BLAM, NEETS LIKE SANDWICHES WITH PEANUT BUTTER
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>he looked so crushed."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBvSg9oeM8k#t=3m32s
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>>24380801
>Chirp chirp chirp
Thanks for the kek anon, I almost forgot about those movies
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>>24378242
>>24379822
>>24380079
I'm 6'2,where do I collect my GF
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>>24379636

>women feel the need to bring their boyfriends up because otherwise desperate people will constantly try to hit on them
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>>24381730
oh man poor them that someone is interested in getting to know them
must really suck to be well liked and have people asking for your attention
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>>24381750

>someone is interested in getting to know them

Dude if literally the only reason people were talking to me was because they wanted my dick and it happened with nearly everyone I spoke to it'd get real fucking old

source: worked the counter at a coffee shop in a gay neighborhood, learned too many men just wanted to tell a guy they wanted to fuck him
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>>24381785

>Get hit on by bi and gay guys
>Never girls

Fucking sick of this feel
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>>24381821
iktfb
are you a manlet by any chance?
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>>24381785
>boo hoo, people want to have sex with me and be around me
how is this even a fucking problem you reddit faggot?
how fucking self-absorbed do you have to be to think being too well-liked is a problem?
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>>24381844

5'8' or 9. I'm in limbo honestly. There's just as many guys taller than me as there are shorter.
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>>24381862

>h-he's calling me out on my shit, he must be from reddit

Eat a dick, dude, I've been here since /l/.

"well-liked" does not mean "people want to fuck you," because contrary to what the turbovirgins on this board believe not every single human interaction boils down to sexual intent and fucking is not the end-all be-all of human existence and it can get tiring when people cozy up to you not because they're interested in you but because they don't own a Tenga.

With women and their boyfriends, another reason I've heard is, if they don't bring up a boyfriend, a simple "no" often doesn't get the guy to stop hitting on them, he'll just start asking "why not."
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>>24380054
he's obviously male though. and as a fellow male I agree with him
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>>24381750
>must really suck to be well liked and have people asking for your attention
it does if you're an actual robot (i.e. someone who just wants to be left alone). you sound like a failed normalfag
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