ITT: Stupid shit normalfags say
>Money can't buy happiness
>"showering every day is essential!"
>no it's not
>shower once a week tops
>naturally, start getting greasy and smelly towards the last few days of the week
>spray on shittons of deodorant and perfume
>normies don't even notice
Dumb normies.
>everyone should go to college
>college is the best time of your life
>things get better once you're out of high school
>a degree is a great way to get a foot in the door
>you'll meet so many girls in college
>you'll finally make some friends and fit in at college!
>Looks don't matter
>You've nothing wrong with you
>gotta love yourself before you love someone else
>meditate
>>24378163
Universal truth
>>24378722
Normies do notice.
They just dont say it to you and rhey silently judge you for being a stinky ape.
>do you really want to be just another statistic?
>>24378722
They notice, nobody is going to come up and say you smell like shit though.
>>24378722
it actually is bad to wash your hair everyday, it washes out your natural oils and can lead to baldness in the long run, especially if you use hot water
just use shampoo every other day and rinse it with water the other days
>Just be yourself.
>Anything can happen as long as you try!
>Everything happens for a reason :)
>what comes around goe around
>well, they brought it on themselves
>work hard and good things will come to you
>Girls aren't judgemental
>People will accept you for who you are
>What's the last time you had sex?
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>It's fun to torture people emotionally!
>I wish it was legal to kill homeless people
>See that house? A guy who comes out once a week lives there. Let's kill him once he comes out!
>That pathetic guy is trying to get a grip on his life. Let's make him suffer for that!
>I am very tolerant when it comes to people. I even have a transsexual people as friends. The silent and weird looking guy? No no no. That's crossing the line!
>He is fucking disgusting, walks in a weird way and when he talks, it's just weird nonsense. Why is he like that? Who cares, let's laugh at him instead!
Actions and thoughts of normies put into words
>Girls loves guys that makes them laugh
>You only need work hard and everything will fall into place
>i have a gf but i'm still a robot
>Your body language shapes who you are
>>24379108
Chill out son
>>24378163
This is total bullshit of course, because money can buy hitmen.
>>24379224
That's what I've seen and deduced of what goes in head of normies. Granted, not all might say that aloud, but they still think like that.
>god has a plan for everyone
>tfw have a disease that causes my immune system to attack my nervous system
>this was part of god's plan
>>24379331
Yes, it was part of His plan.
He wants you to suffer and to endure your suffering with grace, so you might better enjoy the graces He has in store for you when you rejoin Him in Heaven.
>>24379331
God's a bit of a prankster
>>24378163
No but it can buy food, clothing, shelter, heat, clean water.
>>24378163
We aren't worthless slaves.
We're strong.
We're confident.
Things are going to get better.
I'm an individual.
I don't care what others think of me.
>>24379381
I like this explanation better desu >>24379386
> rich grandpa
> got 100k from inheritage when i was 18
> still get 10 to 20k every year from grandpa
> only expensive things I've bought since I was 18 4 years ago were a computer and a trip to iceland (3000 euros combined)
> I don't use it because I'm depressed and there is nothing I want to buy
> it sits in the bank and with the shitty economy I get nothing of it
Money can't buy hapiness or friends or a gf.
>>24379381
Then god should give this treatment to everyone and not just people who happen to get MS.
It's mostly the 'intelligent design' shit that I hate, the idea that humans and their anatomy is perfect, despite the fact that every time my arm goes numb I freak out over "is this it? Will I ever be able to use my body again?"
You can't judge people fairly when they face different trials and tribulations and the book of Job is a con.
Yes I know you're just trolling
>>24379540
You committed sins in a past life. This is what you get.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
>>24378163
Well of course it'll buy you a moment of happiness. But you'll get bored of it in time.
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
Fuck the robot.
>>24379826
Life is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
>>24379867
Life is a temporary problem to a permanent solution.
Live. Laugh. Love
>>24379721
Fuck off, normalfag. You just don't get it
>>24379867
No, no its suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
>>24379721
Money doesn't necessarily "buy happiness."
But it sure as hell buys you freedom, which in turn brings you happiness.
>>24379945
Hmm, now that one makes no sense.
>>24378163
>there's no such thing as normal!
>>24379989
This anon gets it. It gives you options.
>Suicide is selfish.
>just pee yourself
>>24379540
>You can't judge people fairly when they face different trials and tribulations and the book of Job is a con.
Book of Job is probably the best book in the Bible.
Job's friends were normalfags who tried to explain why he was suffering or justify it as an act of God. At no point did they help him out or ease his suffering.
The moral of the entire book is "Who knows why the fuck we suffer, but we need to help each other out and ease each other's suffering because God is unpredictable and might kill your family tomorrow. Maybe he'll kill mine too."
>>24380861
God killed Jobs children and didn't resurrect them on a bet with the Devil.
>>24380036
Options that you dont have if you're a broke ass bitch , options that might bring you happiness , happiness you couldn't have without those options , therefore money buys happiness.
>>24380861
Bible is shit and book of Job is the worst, best example of a delusional rationalization of the just-world fallacy.
>>24378947
>work hard and good things will come to you
this is true tho
if i worked hard at anything at all, i'd have stayed in university and not be a pathetic neet
>>24378871
That's what my mom tried telling me when I quit school.
>>24381056
>this is true tho
Only for normalfaggots. This world has nothing to offer me, regardless of how much effort I put in.
>>24381056
>never tried it
>thinks it's true anyway
Good thing you've left, you wouldn't have made it anyway.
>pray for Paris
normalfags don't understand the sickening hypocrisy of praying for victims of an attack carried out in the name of God
>>24379381
Anddddd that's why I don't believe not follow God. He is such an asshole that he's worse than satan
At least Satan makes you suffer because you did something wrong
God punishes you without a fucking reason
>>24380038
>escapism isn't selfish
If you actually think this you are literally a retard
>emotional intelligence
>>24378722
Sup Grenouille
>>24381301
>forcing others to endure suffering that they don't want to is good and righteous
Just look at this dumb normie.
>>24378163
The more money you have the more greedy and egotistical you get as well as wanting even more money making you not feel complete with the money you have. So it's not completely stupid
>>24379467
Then give me some faggot I'll put it to use and get laid
>>24381138
Normalfags don't understand the sickening hypocrisy of praying for victims of an attack carried out in the name of God while simultaneously saying that we should accept the worship of said God and the culture it brings.
>>24381247
Worse, actually. Satan rebelled against God because he thought he could do a better job and now he and his followers are burning in hell for eternity.
God sends people to hell, and justifies it by saying whatever they did wrong meant they "chose" to suffer in agony for all eternity.
>>24378163
>as a neet you have all the free time motivation and free money to make your dreams come true and be happy
the ultimate normie neet meme.
They will never understand robot neet life and are not welcome here.
>>24381674
>implying Satan couldn't have done better than this trainwreck
>>24381754
Satan is a true humanist, tbchwy family.
If he actually existed I'd be his bro, 4sure.
>>24381823
He could eat babies in public and still be a better god than whatever abomination spit this crackpipe residue out. Rest assured, if there is a god, it needs deposed, tortured and eaten.
>>24381868
>tfw god is a Chad
>>24378722
Mondays and thursdays.
i don't see anyone over the weekend so wednesday is the only 'smelly day'
>>24381905
God isn't even a Chad. God is a sociopathic child who started an insect farm with the sole purpose of torturing ants, but then got disinterested and abandoned them behind the dryer.
>>24378163
Indeed it can't, but it can help you a lot.
>Won a lottery, not the max price but got myself 28k stocked
>Bought a few things I wanted
>Invested the rest
>Still depressed
>"OMG I love Adeles new song!!!1!"
Why? It's literally about a fatass cumdumster rapidly approaching the wall and looking for some guy she turned down years ago to be her provider.
>Person is being passive aggressive towards me
>Respond annoyed or angered
>"DUDE,CHILL AM JUST JOKING STOP TAKING STUFF SO SERIOUSLY,LMAO JUST LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF,BRO
>Says the kunt who hasn't been through years of bullying and mockery from most people
>To someone that had to change dramatically in order to be seem normal and fit in
Drown in your own blood,normie
>>24382190
He's right though, you're being a petulant manbaby if you can't take the bants.
>but muh struggles
Nobody cares.
>>24382212
I refuse to take any more shit.I will fight anyone if they push it too.
>>24382212
Fockin a-men
>>24382241
>I will fight anyone
You don't have to lie here, it's alright to be a pathetic faggot
>>24382212
>muh
GET THE FECK OFF MY BOARD NORMALSLIME YOU WALK ON SACRED GROUND OUT OUT OUT!!!
>>24382241
That's exactly the point. You're mistaking being a overly sensitive with being 'alpha', or somesuch other chest-beating posturing ("standing muh ground, etc. etc."). If you haven't figured out by know that those kinds of interactions are a way for people to evaluate you, you're in for a fun time.
>>24382241
Let the normies feel your rage.
Their time is up, your time is now.
>>24382348
Not him but I would not want anything to do with anyone who took the piss out of me just to get an evaluation of how much of a walkover I am.
>>24379108
I wish I could give you a hug bro. I was once you.
>>24382348
So it's basically a shit test but from men??Worst case scenario I never respond and become a joker for that person forever seeing me as someone who takes shit from everyone.
>>24379108
This is the post of the year.
>>24379331
>Not understanding the necessity of cyclical chaos and order.
Death and darkness are just as necessary as life and light.
Without this cycle, there would be no progress, and the Truth would be never be found.
> why don't you want to bring the refugees in you racist fuck?
>>24383351
If you're working class and surrounded by other proles, this is exactly the opposite of what you hear.
>Have you seen (sports team) game yesterday?
>>24381055
>the most influential book in western canon
>shit
>>24378722
>this hygienic
>wondering why your ostracized
how are you so dumb?
>Everybody is an unique being and we must tolerant with them.
>'people that don't follow my ideals' should be killed.
>You're just a late bloomer
>It will happen just give it some time
>>24383712
Calm down, christfag.
If it were take for what it is, a collection of fairy tales, I'd give it a 8/10. As a guide for human life it's faeces/10, though.
>>24383712
It doesn't have to be well written for it to be influential. You have to admit, the Bible sometimes has trouble with its writing.
>>24383461
I will never understand sports
>a ball or a puck goes back and forth around a field for an hour
>after thousands of games people don't get bored of watching basically the same thing
i'm not autistic I understand playing sports can be fun but watching someone play sports is like watching someone play monopoly
I have 100k in my bank accout. I'm not happy.
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>>24378821
>>college is the best time of your life
damn
>>24378163
>you could get a gf if you smiled
what is this meme
>>24384222
Feces* FTFY
>>24379331
All according to kekaku.
>christfag bashing thread without any fedora memes in sight
How refreshing.
>>24384846
>Try smiling more often
>tfw all you can manage is a shitty fake smile
Kill me
>>24378821
>you'll finally make some friends and fit in at college!
When I went to college pretty much everybody already had friends and it was only people who were already assertive who could break into their cliques.
>>24381947
He does come back and shake the farm up a bit to see if anything is tell living in it.
>there are people in the world with thousands of millions of dollars
>with one of those millions I could fix my entire life as well as my parents
weird feel
>>24384654
It is entertainment for the lowest common denominator
These people worship players and celebrate and cry because of the results of a stupid game that have nothing to do with them. It is a 100% "social" phenomenon so they do it without ever questioning it, like a huge ocean of retarded drones.
A lot of them do not even play it and still watch all games, frankly there is nothing that screams "KUCKOLD" more than hundreds of overweight middle aged white dudes joining together to watch a bunch of negroes playing basketball
>>24384912
I don't even understand the advice, smile more when and at what? If I look unapproachable normally surely forcing smiles will make me look like a psychopath.
>>24378722
Believe me, they notice. If you can start to smell it, they could smell it 2 hours beforehand.
>>24378722
>>24385377
girls notice my smell after 2 days without showering
also nice dubs everyone
>mfw someone with a perfect life tells me "I've gone through the same! It get's better!"
>>24383461
>those people that watch sports all the time, talk about nothing else, worship athletes as gods, get into fights with people who like other teams, and spends ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise and tickets
>yet I'm the freak because I like to play video games and spend lots of time in front of a computer
>Money can buy happiness
>>24383712
But it is shit. And so are you.
>Anything popular
>Not toxic waste
Pick just one.
>>24385727
He literally had a form of Parkinson's that causes depression. Not the best example.
>"fucking little girls is evil!!! theyre a CHILD!!!"
>see tons of actual cp videos on /b/ and eightchan
>in all of them, the loli is enjoying the fuck out of it just like an adult woman would
i dont get this meme at all
>>24378163
It will get better.
It does, but not in the way you think.
>>24383947
>Ostracizing people for not being hygienic
>doesn't even effect you
Retarded normalfags oh boy
