>1500 word essay due tomorrow
>shitpost on /r9k/ instead
>100 word essay due in five years
Write about how you go on /r9k/ maybe your teacher will feel sorry for you and give you an A
>>24377806
this
it worked for me once, it might work for you too OP
what is the topic? let me help you
>>24377806
nah man, it's some shit about Fluid dynamics in physics and I can't be bothered to research and write that shit
>two page book report due after Christmas break
>>24377709
>>24377872
Just fucking write as much as you can then change the font to white and spacebar yourself to freedom. Word count achieved. Amateurs.
>>24377928
And by spacebar, I'm implying you'll be writing random characters and putting spaces between them, NOT just creating white space.
>had a dozen 500 word essays due this semester
>wrote 200-300 words for each
>got Bs and As on them anyway
I don't understand why, but that's pretty great.
>was struggling in first semester
>didnt put in enough effort, failed some exams
>now in second semester
>told myself that everything will get better, i will become the best student ever, since i have no life and could basically study 24/7
>havent done jack shit for uni
>all i do is sit in lectures, dont understand anything, head home, watch tv, sleep, lurk 4chan, eat, shit, fap, drink, repeat
>i know that i will drop out, have a shitload of debts, dissappoint my parents again
>dont give enough shits
>just let go
>
>3000 word essay
>wrote 2999 words
>College library charges 5p/page for printing
too bad, I'll just no hand anything in.
niggas, writing essays is the easiest thing ever
