Tinder Thread?
Tinder thread.
5-6/10 Chinese girl.
Calling out on her shitty responses seemed to work.
Do I ramp up the alpha? How do I do that?
>>24377573
Don't overdo it.
Even if a girl wants your D, you can't cross too far over into douchebag territory.
well. Most of the time.
She just said "No."
>>24377573
oh that's all I need to do to get them to stop being cunts?
>>24377687
kek
She called me rude for linking her to her own 4chan thread
>>24377614
I mean I'm not really looking to get anything out of her, just having fun and practising I guess.
>>24377715
I didn't think it'd work either, I thought she'd get all defensive and fuck off.
>>24377573
tfw will neve be hot enough to be able to write that kind of thing and still get response, tfw a girl will never even match with you on tinder to begin with
Op you dun goofd yah fuckin spongecake
First reply is what I say. Using a fake Chad account
>>24377772
Nice tongue. What does it do?
>>24377772
Do tongue piercings really make blowjobs more enjoyable?
>>24377772
Me. You. Park. Midnight. Anal.
>>24377772
What does your father think about you having a slut button in your mouth?
>>24377789
LOL dude I literally said this and she unmatched me
>>24377858
>look at my tongue
>look at my quirky awesome tongue piercing
>look at me on a heavily sexualized hook up app
>don't mention my tongue in any way that could be interpreted as innuendo
kek
>>24377858
You dun goofd fgt
>>24377900
You think I give a fuck?
Lol
Gofofg
>>24377729
Oh shit this girl is starting to seem kinda cool.
Should I ask about vidya?
Reel her in with some fake dick pics
op, at first i thought you were trying to say you weren't interested in her because you were bored by "accounting and economics"
>>24378000
tell her that saying "haha" in every reply makes her sound dumb
>>24378053
I don't really think anon should say that. She's been fairly nice and responsive so far.
A cool girl like her must be ugly as hell in real life
>>24378049
Why would I come off like that, althouth accounting and economics sounds boring as fuck.
>>24378053
m8 I'm starting to like this grill, I don't know if I can do that
She even plays dota 2 and whores out on stream.
What the fuck am I getting into here boys?
>>24378150
Something gr8 m8
>>24378131
I mean she seems like a generic chinese girl?
>>24378192
She sounds pretty nice anon. Go for it
A fellow robot id assume
>>24378192
She's at qt. Go for it OP!
What say to this girl
>>24378150
They're p standard if you choose mba for your prestige class. That or you just go business stuff.
>>24378192
Go for it. She looks kind.
>>24378238
Nothing, it's a bot
>>24378288
Doubt it, i'm on a fake Chad account
>>24377728
she was fake u idiot. did u see her low res image?
>>24378150
>>24378192
Holy shit she doesn't even look like a "gamer gurl".
What the fuck is even happening. Am I talking to a dude?
I didn't ask for this.
>>24378297
>chads are immune to bots
>>24378238
low res... fake
>>24378332
send her my penis
>>24378310
She wasn't fake. She had multiple images that weren't low res
>I really like running and arguing with strangers on the Internet
Well Played!
>tfw this thread
>>24377729
>Lithuanian
Et tu feelus?
Pastalkinsiu threada biski jei nieko pries
>>24378238
Ask her what's up. If she replies with "nothing" you call her out on being boring.
>>24378000
Wtf. She asked one question after gettong called out and the message after she doesnt again. Fucking women. And just because the cunt mentioned vidya you still fall for her. You are so fucking easy killyourself
>>24378438
>She asked one question after gettong called out and the message after she doesnt again
That's because she's an attention whore who only want to talk about herself.
>>24378332
>>24378150
i'm seeing this, and you're talking to her like shes a real person that you want to be friends with.
am i doing this shit wrong? cause all i do is game. i think how can i get her to be attracted to me, and i think how can i move things toward her falling for me/wanting my dick. i wont say anything about myself that compromises that, i'll act and spin game.
so.. am i doing the whole thing wrong? i dont really know how most people do dating, iv always felt the need to spin game and control the scenario.. if we fuck and hit it off, she can know who i am later. it does cause anxiety and stress though.
>>24378332
Ask her who she mains on dota2
Regardless of the answer, call her a pleb and suggest someone else to main
>>24378438
Well she did follow up with a question after I called her out and then asked if I watch dota.
Should I just go "alpha" here and ignore her until she asks a question?
or go with >>24378533 ?
>>24378564
Play her game. Answer her, but only talk about yourself and don't answer any questions.
See where it leads.
>>24378506
Well I'm a virgin, but I never had trouble getting girls to like me, I just pussied out before pushing things beyond basic intimacy.
>>24378564
> talking about videogames with a girl
> thinks he can "go alpha" now
>>24378582
>don't answer any questions.
I meant don't ask any questions. Darnit.
>>24378594
>he thinks that it's about content and not about confidence
kek
>>24378564
be nice to her dude she's a cool girl
>>24378614
>be nice to her
That shit can backfire real quick.
>>24378590
define like, and define basic intimacy pls
>>24378564
Where you live? (I'm fine with arbitrary answer, just curious if still in Lithuania) Since I doubt there are many qt girls like that on tinder in Lithuania, also what would you rate yourself at?I would do a lot to snuggle with a cute gook like that
Just ask her preference of gameplay, not many people play Chen for instance but he can be based.
>>24378564
Try to salvage some dignity, set her up then say something mildly mean.
That will drop her confidence a little without her getting upset at you.
Plus, maybe you can gain some small control over the conversation.
>>24378634
>like
They initiated contact and pushed for more intimacy.
>basic intimacy
2nd base?
>>24378636
I'm in UK, studying.
You can rate me if you want.
I see myself as average.
>>24378669
Guess that means I'd just need to lose fat on ass to be good to go, poor social behavior aside. You might be averageish, but I'd say above since you seem to be moderately fit.
The girl seems cool, but don't forget you're on Tinder and she might be not cut out to be someone for you, expect disappointment and see where this leads.
>>24378669
You look like a nice fellow 2bh
>>24378564
>>24378564
Going to go and try to go somewhere in between, although I'd prefer to steer the conversation away from video games into something more flirty.
Suggestions on how to do that?
>>24378786
Just ask her to meet up senpai
>>24378786
ask her out already Anon
>>24378614
nice doesn't get you laid and it looks beta. Women are followers, they need to be shown dominance not kindness.
>>24378786
>techies
Also no follow-up question.
I mean I'm going to have to leave for work soon, so should I just ask for her number and suggesting meeting up?
>>24378150
>Twitch grill
Bail, OP. She's after your money.
>>24378786
Ask about Icefrog -> ask about personalities that you know and she might know related to Dota -> try to lead from there to something else -> if not working, favorite movie/actors/directors -> jokes about them/similarities/etc., talk about your preferences as well and stuff
That's how I'd try to steer it, easiest would be talking about free time /out/ or something I guess.
>>24378786
LMAO fucking beta foreveralone. >that post will win her over.
Shes spanish. Gimme a pickup line.
>>24378844
>Thinks alch is cancer
>Techies picker
>Support kek
Drop this chong.
>>24378903
did you know that you can't stump the Trump?
>>24378903
Tienes nalgas grandisimas para mi?
>>24378844
>Implying either of you needs to include a follow-up question EVERY SINGLE TIME
Are you autistic? Anyway, yes, ask her for her number (you retard). You've already waited too long.
>>24378903
Que haces el pez?
Nada! jajajajaj
Then you swoop in with a dick pic
>>24378903
"Puta madre ?" It means what are you doing
>>24378844
Yeah. You don't really want to let this go on for too long otherwise she'll just unconsciously start treating you as a friend exclusively.
Keep things ambiguous, never treat her as you would like one of your friend but keep the conversations goings. You already have stuff in common and things to talk about so that's already a win. Try setting up for a meet-up at this point and keep talking but IRL.
Once you start knowing a bit more about herself you can decide your approach on how you wanna seduce her.
If they're very social people you'll have to be aggressive to stand out compared to the potential dudes she'll be meeting every weeks, but if they're introverts with small circle of never changing friends you can take it slow over the course of a few months to make them fall in love with you.
I know it sounds manipulative but that's just how the game is played and everyone does it to some extent.
#allin
>>24379037
Heartful chuckle.jpg
>>24378903
What's up my mierda?
>>24379002
I'm taking bets here.
Pretty sure this is going to work.
>>24379135
Absolutely autistic
>>24379135
You fucked it up
>>24379096
>using incorrrect spanish
top kek
>>24379135
That's so crazy if it works, you'll have at least checked whether she's too easy to offend or not. Not bad, honestly.
>>24379135
>making it a question and not a demand
cmon dude
>>24379191
Shes from Barcelona. If anything she'll be happy i used incorrect spanish.
>>24379202
>>24379179
>>24379155
Get fucked, shitters.
>>24379135
>"so let's exchange numbers?"
BETA
>>24379135
No joke you sound like a fucking douche bag.. I'm a KHV and even I know how to talk to women. Why do you losers act so fucking strange with women? Just be yourself. :^)
>>24379203
You could've used puta madre, but no , you're one of them original niggas
>>24378903
making convo fit to her preferences is beta right out the bat, because you're bending to her, instead of holding your own frame which she gets pulled into (leading).
same thing with try hard pickup lines, because you're trying to impress her. same thing with "me too" responses to what she likes/does.
give no fucks. but be a cool guy. thats the formula tbqh. invent a persona if you're not like that yourself.. not chad or james bond, maybe the funny perverted uncle who makes inappropriate jokes, fucks hookers, but has a heart of gold too. or perhaps the broken man who is beaten by life and now just wants to look after others and give them a good time. fuck knows
>>24379232
Fuck me lads its tinder. Its not a blockbuster.
>>24379212
>"where do you work?"
>She finds out you're not loaded
>Loses all interest
Calling it
>>24378150
> girl who streams
Is there a bigger red flag?
>>24379202
>>24379155
>>24379179
confirmed for no game. you say the "?" is beta, but this is a gook who plays dota, she isn't going for chads, she'd be too intimidated.
>>24379212
That was already going to happen regardless. She seems desperate as shit tbqhfAm. Though you would of reached the same outcome without the cringe level garbage.
swipe right to everyone and start conversation by asking if she likes anal, 60% of the time it works every time.
>>24379247
work on your game as you go so you can pull decent girls later on. unless you want 3/10 videogame gooks your entire life...
>didn't start with something like "wanna smash," "so do you like anal?", or something similar.
You're gonna get keked.
>>24379250
>working part time while full time in university
>not leeching of parents
>engineering student in a top 3 university in the country in my subject
> a summer internship at an big investment company lined up
pls
>>24379289
What was cringe exactly?
She didn't seem like a "high test" girl that would respond well to over the top douchebaggery.
Or am I wrong?
>>24377573
Your game is cold famalam.
>lost my virginity recently
>still kissless
What the fuck lmao
>>24379387
You don't have to lie to us, faggot.
>>24378332
>this anon is going to get a qt dota playing gf
FUCK. YOU.
>>24378332
>Bulldog is my favourite streamer
>>24379334
>>24379361
>start with "do you like anal?"
>she says yes
>I have never tried/don't like the sound of anal
what do then?
>>24379387
the goal was to get number and set up a meet, so you succeeded
if you're tryna step up ur game i would have asked her more questions to see if shes down to fuck, doesn't want boyfriend, not crazy..etc, and i would've set up the vibe to be more fun and flirty cause straight smalltalk is boring for me.
>>24379412
I don't know m8, this looks pretty legit.
>>24379289
Of course she's desperate, she's an asian girl talking to a white guy, she's going to do whatever it fucking takes.
>>24379567
>England Unis
>mattering at all
Lmoa at you.
>>24379567
> so insecure he posts e-stat images online to strangers
just laugh in future m8
>>24379600
The guy called me out, I responded.
I'm leaving for work now.
Thanks for the tips, arcanines.
Although I am a bit disappointed that no one suggested the corn emoji.
>>24379638
yeh but u responded like a faggot
>>24378238
She'S already showing the handjob emoji go for it anon :)
>the chink hasn't replied since
top kek
>>24379914
He didn't message her after getting her number. They likely transitioned to texting.
>>24379598
some of the best and more relevant in the world?are you mad?
>>24379931
Time to find her stream then
>>24380364
Link that shit when you do family
>>24377573
>hehe
She's easy af, what are you talking about.
>>24378238
>Dont be boring or cinge
B.But Not being boring IS cringy
>>24377573
desu swipe left on dem chinks senpai
>>24379567
Investment interns make nothing idiot
Enjoy working 17 hour days with no overtime.
>>24379135
>Mention cancerous tumours then ask for number
That was a nice kek op, thank you.
