>be blackbot
>black women despise me and straight up insult me unprovoked in public
>white women don't even talk to me
>any other race is completely out of the question
>women don't like BBC like you faggots keep believing
>25 yo professional
>pharmacist
>make good money
>have own car
>still a virgin
>tired of masturbating
>tired of dating game
>look for escorts
>all ads say NO BLACK GUYS
>this kills the man
White people can at least fuck escorts, but I literally get no one.
Gonna kill myself on new years eve.
Who wants my shit?
Pic unrelated
>>24377453
Where you from?
Fellow black dude here.
>>24377453
You must be really short/ugly m8
>>24377453
I-I kinda n-need some money LeShaun but I don't live in America... maybe send some dollars through Paypal?
Also don't kill yourself my man, come to South America and take all the Latina pussy you want
>>24377474
Canada
>>24377480
6'4"
Probably ugly, idk. Whenever I ask femanon opinions, they insist I'm not ugly, and thinking so makes me seem weak and insecure, so I just think of myself as average, though I'm probably not.
>>24377453
if black girls insult you and ate yu you're probably ugly or super short
>>24377453
>>24377480
This t b h. If you were at least 180cm you'd probably do fine. Short black guys are literally the ugliest males.
>>24377532
Read >>24377531
And black girls have been vicious to me my entire life, even my own family.
Regardless of height or ugliness, it's not acceptable to insult a stranger in public for just waiting in line.
>>24377552
I'm 6'4"
>>24377577
They just trying to see if you a bitch nigga senpai.
>>24377577
then you're ugly]
source: blackbot who isn't ugly and they're nice to me
>>24377531
I'm this guy >>24377474 and if you're 6'4 I reckon you have a shot. I know you're used to hearing this and are probably sick of it but it's all about confidence (even more so for black guys).
Are you looking for a hook-up or a relationship?
I know some of your feels. Fellow blackbot here. It hurts knowing I have no chance with anyone.
>Black women only want Tyrone
>No chance at betabux because they would rather be Tyrone's side chick and a single mother than settle
>Only low tier white women like black guys, and even then only Tyrone
>Can't even lurk boypussy threads without getting upset because traps don't want anything to do with black betas either
>Nobody wants you
>>24377453
>not moving to glorious canada
even fucking americans call us snowniggers and hate us
>>24377453
All dem white wiminz be mad about you big black cock.
Just go to a club, tell some white wiminz "ayoo gurll whatcho doing" and you be swimming in pussy.
>>24377593
Ok, so sorry for being ugly?
I have money and a car and my own house and I'm a black belt in 3 martial arts.
I see ugly people all the time in happy marriages or out on dates with girls.
Am I to get plastic surgery?
>>24377596
I'll take anything at this point.
Just no sizequeens, or feminists, or single moms looking for betabux.
I've completely given up on hookups though, cus I have shit approach and am rarely charming.
>>24377678
I do live in Canada
>>24377697
Ebin
>>24377767
What do you think of Mr.it's 2015 dude weed lmao man?
>>24377821
My favorite greentext of the year sums it up
>be c.ucknadian
>disagree with woman online
>sentenced to 13 years in the weed fields
The faggot is a walking meme.
>>24377531
>canada
move to america youll literally down in pussy if you got that basketball physique
>>24377641
It's fucking hell.
I just try to be a good person, keep my head down, pay my taxes, donate to charity and do all that shit you're supposed to, and the universe just leaves me alone.
Now, I can't even PAY someone to pretend to like me for an hour.
>>24377910
I'm actually a dual citizen.
I travel back and forth for jobs, sports games, and general vacations whenever I want.
No luck on either side of the border.
>>24377511
Was thinking of going to Brazil or something for a few months just to get away from the whole North America thing.
Can I pay some non STD-ridden woman to have sex with me there?
Fuck bitches and get money OP. Women are poison.
>>24378063
I have plenty of money already.
I just want to at least pay a woman to kiss me once
>>24378125
Quit chasing these hoes and get a hobby. What are you passionate about? Don't say 4chan.
>>24378187
>shitposting
>martial arts
>backpacking
Also going to do some high adventure shit like sky diving and bungee jumping when next spring rolls around.
Oh, and I'm gonna learn to ride a motorcycle.
>>24378005
In Brazil, you can get a pretty hot hooker to do whatever you want to them for like $50. My buddy is the epitome of a NEET, fat fuck, robot and he still got pussy by the handful. Do it, you'll wonder why the fuck North American women feel so entitled. It pisses me off 2bh pham.
>>24377453
Why don't you just thug up and rap'n shit like other black who have fucked 40+ white women?
>5'8
>mixed
>have an afro
>sometimes a manbun
>white women love me
>generally attractive
Y'all must be some truly autistic motherfuckers.Protip: If you treat women like people instead of objectifying them, they will be more than willing to have a more than a basic conversation with you.
>>24377453
>black women despise me and straight up insult me unprovoked in public
greentext
>>24378914
>manbun
fucking faggot
>>24377531
>Canada
Move to Toronto and become an alternative R&B artist. You will be able to have any woman you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXYq9ImJIN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1ekkhSUp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-IM0XJYOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OTWCd40bc
>>24379055
I work part time as a mechanic. I like having my hair out of the way when I work. Keeps grease and dirt out.
Its also a nicer hairstyle for when talking to white people who might be intimidated by a fairly large afro.
But I guess you aren't wrong. I like dick too!
>>24377453
Why dont you move to Africa and live like a king/built up a country familiar?
If you had your own countries/culture worth living in you could leave us alone and this wouldnt happen anymore.
>>24379211
>implying he would know what to do in africa
this man's family has probably been in the west for at least 200 years
he doesnt know fuck about africa
>>24379310
Shouldnt leave your home then, I also wouldnt feel good growing up in China.
>>24378503
Because I'm a socially awkward faggot who likes science and reading.
>>24378914
I treat everyone like equal humans. The more I see though, the less I realize that's the way to happiness.
>>24378950
>be me
>live in pretty upscale apartment when I'm in the city
>decide to head out one night for a walk and maybe grab a bagel and coffee
>headphones in, hands in pockets
>keep my head down to avoid any eye contact
>turn corner and see Tim Horton's
>get into Tim's and pop out earphones
>group of black women walk into restaurant behind me
>I can feel their eyes on me, and some whispers about me
>one of them says "ayo, faggot ass nigga. ,buy me a donut"
>ignore them and step to the cashier when it's my turn
>two of them flank me and start ordering
>like $40 worth of food
>they tell the cashier to put it on my bill
>cashier is also black woman
>tell her to only bill me for a bagel and large coffee
>she asks why I think I'm too good to buy a girl a meal
>something along the lines of "these two beautiful young ladies would like a meal, and you sellout niggas think you're too good for us"
>wtf
>walk out of restaurant
>two black girls chase me outside
>can hear Tim's girl saying "go get his ass"
>duck into a Starbucks
>white security bro sees the black girls and stops them from entering
>pay $15 to eat in the quiet comfy if Starbuck
There are plenty of other times worse has happened.
This incident was actually just on Saturday night.
I usually get called faggot across the street or whatever. Even when I was in university and high school, black girls were the meanest to me.
>>24379121
I have a monotone voice.
Everyone says I move and talk like a robot
>>24379211
What he said >>24379310
Idk anything about that place.
I was born in the chi and I spent high school in the 6ix
>>24379473
>see group of 3 or more black women
>desperately avoid every time
sorry you had to go through that,was this NYC?
I really wish it was like whites think and there was a sense of family between all black but there isn't one bit
>>24379337
dont think they had a choice senpai
>slavery
t.bh we should go back to africa like garvey said, but the most western blacks would never get on board with such a thing for obvious reasons. it would be more likely to have an impact on blacks in britain/france (if they arent caribbean immigrants they're usually 1st to 4th generation african immigrants) because they have an actual connection to the place.
ameriblacks are american
>>24379473
What the fuck, I cant even begin to imagine shit like that, whats wrong with those whores.
>>24379473
>sellout niggas think you're too good for us
this dumb shit right here
i sympathise
>>24377453
>pic unrelated
sorry for your bad life but yeah, murrica sucks for the likes of you, you should move out from there probably
>>24379561
They see you're a beta.
All women disrespect betas, I think you ran into some black Stacies who figured they could bully a meal out of you.
>Be 5'8
>Mixed
>Only seem to attract asians, somtimes latinas and shaniquas
I don't even register on a white girls radar. Good thing I don't care.
>>24377453
if you dont need money please send $100 to paypal [email protected]
appreciated
>>24377641
I don't only want tyrone but beta males are obviously going to be the first to go down when shit hits the fan and more people realise what a joke equality, tolerance, etc and all our millennial memes are so I'd rather not take the risk of attaching myself to a beta
>>24378914
>If you treat women like people instead of objectifying them
no wonder white women like you, most of them are dumb fuckers too.
please, retard, tell me - what does a human being act like? what does objectification consist in? if you aren't just a pretentious mongol, this should be easy for you.
This isn't a bullshit troll question. I'm asking you OP, and other black Anons out of pure curiosity.
Do you enjoy submissive fantasies when it comes to anime/cartoon girls?
Do you have submissive fantasies when it comes to white girls?
The reason I'm asking is as mentioned pure curiosity. I'm interested in sexual matters as a whole, and I like to gain insight when I can. Pic related.
>>24379868
>Do you enjoy submissive fantasies when it comes to anime/cartoon girls?
Sometimes yeah
>Do you have submissive fantasies when it comes to white girls?
Never
>>24377453
Reminder that black guys can never be robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9k3OHECX1Y
>>24379868
>Do you enjoy submissive fantasies when it comes to anime/cartoon girls?
I'm incredibly submissive, yes, all the time. In 95% of mystraightfantasies, I'm submissive or at least not dominant.
>Do you have submissive fantasies when it comes to white girls?
No interest in 3D.
>>24379943
Blackbots have largely said they don't care about white women. Why do you keep posting this?
>>24379913
Do you have any specific setting or scenario you enjoy, and if so which characters do you like? I'm assuming you enjoy regular sex fantasies as well.
>>24379974
>largely said
they're a vocal minority, anon
Your fault for being black OP.
>>24379310
What is there to know? They all speak english and french and love money and crime. That's basically the history of africa since it's discovery.
>>24379992
>Do you have any specific setting or scenario you enjoy
None I can think of right off the bat
>which characters do you likee
This image is the tip of the iceberg on 2D qts I'd rail
>Fantasies/Fetishes
Big Tits
Lactation
Feet
Tan Lines
Girls in uniform
Asian
Glasses
>>24379966
Please note I'm strictly asking black Anons in this case. If you haven't missed that, thanks for answering! I'll repeat the same questions as in previous post:
>Do you have any specific setting or scenario you enjoy, and if so which characters do you like?
Get an obese white trash gf like every other nigger or stick to your own kind you worthless jiggaboo
>>24377453
Come to Finland lad. Just say that you are an immigrant and you'll literaly swim in da pussies.
>>24380139
Trying way too hard. Who's going to respond to that seriously?
>>24379868
>Do you enjoy submissive fantasies when it comes to anime/cartoon girls?
No, I prefer to be dominant in general
>Do you have submissive fantasies when it comes to white girls?
Definitely not. Other than not really being attracted to them and preferring a dominant role in general, the idea of being sexually dominated by a white is pretty horrible desu senpai uguu~
>>24380040
not even
bjbkjb;;
>>24379974
>can get laid with any white girl out there
>robot
pick one
>>24379868
i'm very submissive and it sucks because society sees black males as mandingo rapists and all I really want is a QT to bully me.
>>24380216
So you wanna start shitposting huh? Why the fuck are you a virgin then?
>>24380091
I recognize some (all of /co/ ones though). Good taste there. I enjoy imagining black guys fuck toon/anime girls I like btw. I'm interested in all aspects of sex. Pic related. Please do. I'm sure you're familiar with her.
>>24380158
I see, I see. Then I'm inclined to ask you which characters you like, if you have any special qt's. Likewise, to which extent are you into dominance? Just regular sex or beyond into bondage etc territory?
>>24380310
>Raven
She's ok. I like Starfire better, the her voice is just....goddamn.
And I like her off personality.
>>24380225
I know what you mean. I'm not black (or American), but from what I've gathered from an outsider perspective blacks have just that problem - the whole culture kinda lumped you into a very narrow range of sexual expression.
Could you please say what kind of things you like, and which characters if you're into /a/ or /co/ stuff?
Why don't you just get a nigerian hipster gf? I hear they're more human than amercan black women.
>>24379868
>I'll never have a qt girl who looks down on me and calls me names as she rams my dick inside her pussy as hard as she wants
JUST
>>24380120
>Do you have any specific setting or scenario you enjoy, and if so which characters do you like?
Generally anything to do with butts, i.e., facesitting, butt sniffing, etc. That's the one stereotype I conform to.
I'm partial toSuper Pochaco
>>24380343
Starfire is great, I like them both. I've imagined her in the above mentioned scenario many times.
>>24379814
A human being acts like a human being. They do good and bad things.
Objectification is when you fail to see the humanity in others and instead expect them to serve a purpsoe (In /r9k/'s case, >tfw no gf)
>>24379473
You wouldn't happen to be one of those black people who doesn't like other black people, would you?
I thought it was obvious kek shit is a troll meme. All you are doing is proving the niggers are dumb stereotype.
>>24380552
>I didn't read the thread
>It's wrong so you're proving the dumb stereotype
>It's true so you're proving the bbc stereotype
Do some of you think or just type out whatever comes to your head?
>>24380425
I know that feel.
>>24380442
Beautiful things.
>>24379473
Your voice doesn't matter, autotune and reverb the shit out of it it'll sound cool.
>>24380531
>A human being acts like a human being. They do good and bad things.
so you recognise, then, that 'treating women like human beings' is so broad, you may as well have just said 'be normal'.
>Objectification is when you fail to see the humanity in others
but given that humanity is such a broad and varied thing, how can you say when someone's humanity is not recognised? its such a vague and malleable thing, that even activities described as 'inhumane' bear the mark of particularly human meanings. objectification, as i understand it, is the evaluation of a person based solely on perceived, abstracted 'assets' or qualities which have some value to you. once you understand this, you understand that objectification is a universal condition of life in the current year.
>>24379473
Bruh is this really NYC?
>Black people in a bagel shop
>HOOD black people in a bagel shop
I've never seen this. Then again....I don't go to bagel shops
>Goes to Starbucks
Nigga wut?
Ok, I'm really wondering what you look like and how you dress, because this is some weird shit here.
>>24379211
Dont come here. I want to get out of here, this place is absolute shit. You will NEVER get laid here.
Everything that applies in the States, applies here.
Only White men and DBANJ get laid here.
Forget white women PERIOD, never happening ever under any circumstances. Forget mixed race/indian/asian women if you arent a white male.
Forget Black African women if you aren't literally DBANJ.
You literally need to be DBANJ to get laid in Africa.
Its the fucking same thing everywhere. Non-Perfect males being driven kill themselves.
>>24380040
Not really. You've just absorbed too much propaganda by people seeking a race war
>>24380808
He said he lives in Canada about 3 times already, holy shit why the fuck can't robots read.
>>24380820
>DBANJ
nigerian chad?
>>24378914
Trihard?
>>24380882
African Tyrone. Same shit everywhere man. Europe, Asia same story.
>>24379211
Is that a fucking joke? The white man has devastated the dating space in Africa, and even if they didn't, Africans are renowned for looking down on non-Africa born Blacks.
>>24380737
I hear you, senpai. Let me rephrase.
>Don't be a fucking douche
>reciprocate kindness
>be confident within your positive actions
>DON'T BE A FUCKING DOUCHE
It's seriously not hard to get laid or get a gf as long as you treat other people with respect, man. I just don't get how that's difficult for people to understand here.
>>24380808
Facts. OP must be a bitch nigga or something. If you get pressed, don't be a bitch and stand your ground. There will be hood ass people who do dumb things, don't play into their hands.
>>24380890
lolno. I just follow very simple rules in life
>be honest
>don't be a dick
>have fun
I'm sure I'm forgetting more, but it's not hard to be a good person and get laid, senpai.
>>24380929
You expect someone that spouts "go back" stupidity is intelligent?
How can someone go back to a place they've never been?
>>24377453
Tell me you're the black dude from cvs
>>24380873
He said he lives a nice place when he goes to the "city". I figured that was a story from when he was across the border. I l know he lives in Canada
>>24380929
>The white man has devastated the dating space in Africa
South African here what the fuck are you talking about?
>>24380942
This is a joke.
Murderers, prison gang members, organised criminals, drug dealers and gun totters, womanisers, wife-beaters get laid very easily where I live. Dark triad as fuck.
I was a respectful, friendly, black nerd and I got shat on by the entire community men, children, women, senior citizens, while those guys got the fanfare and the pussy.
You need to be Dark Triad, popular, Rich and Physically attractive to get laid.
>>24381029
>Implying this is a lie.
>Implying white guys aren't fucking everything in sight in this place
>Implying women here wouldnt rather be with a neckbeard 4chan browsing NEET than a successful attractive black guy
>>24381029
From what I understand about South Africa, whites still overwhelming hold the most power, correct?
Power=bitches
>>24381133
Is this what white men tell themselves? I dont care if white men are taking all the women Im still fucking white women and black women in my country and thats whats matters and there aint gonna be no white people in this country soon either.
>>24377453
>women don't like BBC like you faggots keep believing
have you tried grabbing it and saying "SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIT" when near women?
>>24381178
Bunch of lies. Getting laid is not possible in South Africa, I can attest to that.
>be a nog
>have so little game that you can't even bang white wimmenz
maximum beta
>>24381178
> there aint gonna be no white people in this country soon either.
Is that what black South Africans allow themselves to think while they are being treated like dumb shit even though they are the majority?
Nigrabots have it the worst out of everyone, even I'll admit that.
Almost every fucking black woman is obese.
>>24381246
Shut up white boy, we gonna kill all of you european thieves in this country. Enjoy those gated communities becauser they gonna go down soon.
>>24381100
Bitch nigga confirmed. That's your problem. I'm not even kidding.
Do you even realize how you just described yourself? You're a massive fucking beta holy shit.
All you need to get laid is to be attractive and kind. Seriously. I'm broke af and all my money goes towards my career. I can take a chick for dollar pizzas and arcade games and end up laying the wood by the end of the night.
Get some confidence bitch nigga. I believe in you. The money and what not is a place. Your "delivery" and "approach" is important too.
>>24379473
>plenty of other times worse
keep greentexting I wanna see how vicious they get so I can tell you what to do next time.
>>24381100
Probably cuz yous a bitch. You're being categorized with the "kids who were born in the wrong era" except you also think you're also the wrong race. At some point you have to realize, if EVERYONE is shitting on you, its probably not just them thats the problem. Step your game up. You act like its only criminals that get laid. Pathetic.
>>24381299
Doubt it, but sure. I'm rooting for ya.
>>24381334
>All you need to get laid is to be attractive
>You just gotta be attractive it works for me anon
Again I say its impossible. Cannot be done.
>>24381458
http://americanfreepress.net/70000-whites-murdered-in-modern-south-africa-obamas-african-legacy/
This aint no game white boy we seriously gonna kill every white person in this country. Hope the american blacks start doing this as well to get rid of your parasites.
>>24379473
>shitthatneverhappened.jpg
You had your fun Brad. Time to pack it in.
2/10
Did you vote for le weed man OP?
I'm trying to gather data on the political views of black betas
>>24377453
A 25 yo professional shouldn't be having that many problems.
Look into charm school.
http://theartofcharm.com/flirting-and-attraction/what-to-look-for-in-a-charm-school-for-men-instruction-practice-and-making-it-stick/
>>24379473
>black guy who likes science
Did you go to a mostly black highschool? If so, where there many kids in your school who liked science as well? How did the other kids react to this?
OP here, just got back from work
>>24380531
Nah, I like other black people.
I get along with everyone.
Just hate anyone who's loud or obnoxious
>>24381924
Nah, went to a private high school full of Jews and Asians.
Kids in my school were into science, yeah.
I actually like English best, but there's no money in it.
I got shit for it at the beginning.
I remember being in the library all freshman year during lunch, and some white faggots were nearby and I heard them say "black people reading?? What's next, Asians filling up prisons??"
>>24379712
>attracting Asians
You lucky fucker
>>24383098
Thanks. I don't understand it either but I sure as hell aren't complaining. They're by far the girls I exchange looks with the most, and at work asian customers come to me more often than anyone else even if people are nearby.
>>24379868
Submissive?
If you mean by me being the Submissive one, then kind of, but only gfd.
No feet.
No sitting on my face.
I could do kinky cuffs while she rides me, or her forcing herself on me in the house, but that's it.
>>24383177
>>24379868
But I would let Satsuki Kiryuin do whatever she wants with my mind and body
>>24380418
>implying those exist
>implying I can stomach hipsters
I can't stand faggotry or people who get all dressed up and go to gay ass trendy restaurants
>>24380808
This happened in Toronto.
I'm ordering food from now on, fuck leaving the house.
Tim's isn't a bagel shop, it's like a fast food coffee shop, think dunkin donuts, but Canadian.
Starbucks staff is nice to me and they have dope cookies and brownies. Don't trip.
I worked in a cafe during college, so ik my coffees
>>24383342
>coffee shop
Same shit to me man, but idk anything about Toronto. Sorry to hear about that, never heard of this irl. I thought Canadians were suppose to be really nice
>>24381352
I've had bottles thrown at me, been slapped, had drinks dumped on my head, etc.
The drinks on head thing was the stupidest shit.
>decide to go out to a bar one night
>alone cus no friends
>no gf
>don't feel like putting on suit to get into white whiskey bar
>grab leather jacket and jeans
>go to some random bar
>watching some basketball game
>drinking a long island iced tea
Fuck you, those things are good.
>halftime, pass by black table on way to bathroom
>come back and my drink is gone
>ask bartender where it went
>black girl took it
>why didn't you stop her
>said you were with them
>decided no to start a fight, so just ordered another
>feel tap on shoulder
>black girl dumps drink on my head
>fuck you faggot nigga and your leather faggot ass
>allmywuts.jpg
>thought I was ignoring her table all night cus I was too good for them
>pissed now
>pay for my one drink and leave
It's basically that same theme of black women saying I think I'm too good to talk to them.
Fuck off, I'm an awkward and shy faggot that wants to shitpost and fap and cry myself to sleep with a gun to my head
>>24383476
>le nice Canadian meme
That was cus of a stupid episode of himym.
I've met more "niggers" in a week in Toronto, than 15 years in south side Chicago
>>24379121
>tfw kid cudi-esque melodic rapper from Toronto
>>24377453
you sound like a boring sellout, senpai
shoulda kept one foot in the streets cuz now you just a uncle tom ass nigga
>>24383892
Foreign, pls go
>>24383942
I'm a sellout for being a beta?
>>24380882
THE KOKO MASTER
>>24381500
CHIMURENGA UP IN THIS
>>24381029
Wow if you're a white male and too stupid to realise all races get wet for you then damn son.....wow, are you in Jozi? doubt it
>>24381222
trips demand a story pls famy
>>24377453
UM FUFU
M
F
U
F
U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIwpypavI4o
>>24381178
how do you get white girls here bra? how does it feel fucking them and knowing they still think of you as subhuman and probably talk shit about your people?
>>24377453
i feel your pain, im dark skin, 6'4, skinny, and not even big booty african hoes want me
>>24383515
Damn sounds like she thought you were cute and didn't know how to take rejection. You lil bitch, man up and get a clue. These bitches WANT your dick. Do you even flirt with women?
>>24384847
They think you want white women.
>>24377453
blackbot here. iktf. i live in the southern U.S. too. here's what i do.
>get tinder
>get okcupid
>look for black girl pics that aren't stereotypes
>(no "ratchet" face, no "bad bitch" face, no "spoiled princess" face)
>engage those girls
>look for white girl pics where they are wearing noticeable eyeliner (raccoon eyes)
>often this means "i date black guys"
>engage those girls
once you chat up 1-2 of them
>be aggressive
your job as a man is to just keep pushing to do stuff. "can i have your number?" "can we get coffee?" "want to come back to my place?" if she says no but keeps responding, say "ok cool" and keep talking to her. at some point, she will say yes.
>be honest
are you looking to just have fun? are you looking for a long-term thing? are you looking for a long-term thing but not opposed to having fun? put it all out there. this is women's biggest complaint. they don't know what men are after. which is funny because they refuse to not talk in fucking code about everything. but whatever. just be upfront.
>if she says yes at any step, keep pushing
this part takes practice. you have to get a feel for the situation. you want to be proactive, but you also don't want her to feel objectified or rushed. if she agrees to the phone call, and it goes well, the next phone call, or via text, ask her if she wants to meet. if the meeting goes well, ask her if she'd be comfortable heading back to your place or if she'd like to take it slow.
and always remember: dating sucks for every non-chad, straight man right now. women have lost their motherfucking mind. don't even sweat that shit.
>ALWAYS condom
>use dental dam or saran wrap to eat the pussy
>clean your area thoroughly before hooking up. trim your pubic hurr low preferably.
>good luck
>pic unrelated
>>24386983
oh yeah. speaking of women talking in code. at some point they will try to hint to find out how big your dick is. you can play that game, or figure out your own way to let her know. but yeah that's important on okcupid and tinder especially. look for them to hint at that about the 2nd or 3rd message. if you can pick up on that, and respond right, that's like 70% of the battle. they think "ok he knows what's up" and they're way more down to fuck or whatever.
>>24386386
There's no story its the same old shit
>Rejected by girl for a Tall rich, popular guy who exactly like Dbanj on campus
>Rejected by an Ethiopian girl in favour of a Tall Congolese guy.
>Rejected at by an obese drama major; literally looks like precious called me a loser who doesnt get girls.
>Girls trying to have you kicked out of parties by blaming you for stealing a phone.
>Fat girl says she wouldn't fuck me in 25 years...ever
>Laughed out of a building by 5 girls on campus for merely existing
>Laughed out of a supermarket by a trio of fat acne ridden accounting students, just passing them
>Escort ads = Only rich men who live an affluent lifestyle.
It just goes on and on and on and on.....Can't get laid here, if women aren't laughing in your face they are flat out ignoring you while fucking white Chads.
Fuck around and become an 80 year old virgin if you stay here.
>>24386610
I've been asked to leave bars for chatting up women next to me, not even looking for sex.
Almost got lynched by feminists in university because I disagreed with a Facebook post.
More shit like that has just made me give up on women.
I'm obviously an ugly creep, so I'm not going to try again.
>>24387106
looks like your only option is to get a job now and pull high school girls.
also hope you're doing STEM because you need to be a rich sugar daddy taking bitches to Cubana and ZAR or Taboo if you wanna get some.
what city?
>tfw australian
>tfw last black guys I saw was 5 yewrs ago
Feels good man
>>24379473
Black women are generally terrible.
Mixedbothere. Only pain. I probably developed a preference for the other race because of those shit middle school years.
>>24379634
2bh senpaitachi it feels bad.
>>24382985
Kek
>>24379913
Im not degenerate enough to like cartoon girls.
Yes to the later on the rare occasion.
>>24386983
Thanks senpai. I need to work on my text game.
>look for white girl pics where they are wearing noticeable eyeliner (raccoon eyes)
>often this means "i date black guys"
Holyshit It all makes sense now.
>>24381334
You are literally retarded. I have no idea how you even found this board.
>>24386983
What should my opening lines be?
Compliment their looks?
Something about how I totes love Netflix and wine too?
I have a 9" virgin dick
>>24387893
Can someone help???
>>24387893
>hey. i'm anon. i have sunglasses like those. nice
>hey. i'm anon. zombie apocalypse on fleek
>hey. i'm anon. can't go wrong with red stripe
keep it short, specific to them, and not a question (questions automatically put pressure on them or whatever)
>>24388151
On fleek?
Red stripe?
Is this some kind of sex code?
>>24379943
>He thinks that these are accurate responses
They're not going to say no infront of a bunch of black guys on the Internet and risk being accused of being racist. If this was 40 - 50 years ago you'd get different responses.
>>24378279
>>24377453
>>24378005
Holy shit blackanon you're me. I also live in canada same age and more or less same situation. I'm debating going to a rub n tug but I hear they're sketchy as hell and might not take black customers. Take me to brazil with you tbqhfambamalam I'm tired of canada as well.
.
>>24389614
19 yo Canadian blackbot reporting in
Wanna go splitsies on a Brazilian girl?
>>24389829
Are we talking oreo here or what?
>>24389888
What do you mean oreo?
Threesome?
No, I'm just saying we take turns, like shifts
>>24390155
I'm cool with that. Honestly I just wanna get laid.
