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Malebots have no idea how difficult it is to be a socially awkward girl.
We get as little attention as a socially awkward guy, and what's worse, everyone who speaks to us is after something.
At least malebots don't have to constantly worry about being taken advantage of. If someone talks to them, they know that it's because they just want to hang out with them. It's different for us.
>>24376983
Shutup. No one talks to me ever. I haven't had real conversation with another human being for over 5 years. No one has tried to conversate with me, and even though I crave talking to someone my anxiety prevents me from being able to do. I even have a part time job and everyone there hates me because i'm quiet.
Check your fucking privilege you bitch and get off r9k.
i was so comfy i was so toasty that was until i smelled a roastie..
>>24377014
>I haven't had real conversation with another human being for over 5 years.
Don't be such a drama queen. It's your fault for not initiating a "real" conversation with your friends. If someone ever complains about society being shallow, it's usually just because the complainer is a shallow person himself.
>>24376983
>everyone who speaks to us
Get out
>>24377518
>It's your fault for not initiating a "real" conversation with your friends
You don't even remotely understand social anxiety do you?
>malebots don't have to worry about being taken advantage of
Are you fucking thick? Beta orbiters have it worse than ponyfags and roasties like you. Ever had a guy pretend to like so you'll spend all your money on to impress him and he DOESN'T fuck you? No? Yeah no fembot has. Kill yourself.
>>24376983
>If someone talks to them, they know that it's because they just want to hang out with them
I haven't "hung out" with anyone since I was 8.
I don't even have friends.
People don't even talk to me besides cashiers/tellers/etc
Females don't know shit about loneliness.
>>24376983
>At least malebots don't have to constantly worry about being taken advantage of.
oh fuck off, there are tons of socially awkward guys who get used by women for free food and other free shit
>>24376983
>...Anonymous
>11/19/15(Thu)10:27:00 No.24377472
>it's different for us
Right you are! It's different because you Aren't a bot. There's no such thing as a fembot- they simply don't exist. The ugliest girl on the planet can get sex, meaningful relationships, and a nice stable home. THE UGLIEST. Constant streams of validation from the bogeyman "muh society" as well as a nice stable job. O course that's if you live in a first world. Fembots almost certainly exist in the third world where they're taught to shut up and serve.
So unless you're some kinda Fatima durka durka bitch from Boko haram or some shut, you definitely are not a fembot.
And if you ARE. A fembot, please get a knife and slit the throats of all Isis members. The fewer the terrorists the better the world will be.
>>24376983
top kek .this is the best joke of the day.
>>24376983
>everyone who speaks to us is after something.
unless they're Chad, then it's ok xD disgusting betas don't talk to me cuz im socially awkward tee hee
Everyone is fake. Most people only talk to you if they want something, and if you have two X chromosomes, they usually want to put their dick inside you. This is the reason men talk to women. Get used to it, OP. It takes the pressure off once everyone's cards are on the table.
That being said, just come over to 2D. It's delightful here.
>>24378055
no, i might be socially awkward but im not a degenerate like you
Would you date a malebot? Also, do you like Paradox games?
>>24376983
>everyone who speaks to us is after something
I'm pretty sure a non socially awkward person, doesn't matter the gender, doesn't get spoken to by strangers either unless that stranger wants something.
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>>24377956
Why does every single manchild instantly jumps the "I HAVE IT WORSE THAN YOU" gun when a fembot decides to talk about her misfortunes? Being miserable is not a competition, friends. This is about the most douchebag thing you could do, worse than anything your mythical "Chad" would do. Considergrowing up.
Hi. Is this /thirst malebot general/?
it is? oh good, i would like lots of replies from females please... replies from anons pretending to be females will be accepted too
**~thanks~**
>>24378247
It's bait, dumb trip
>>24378280
How can a guy possibly sate his thirst for a girl by pretending to be a girl himself? That doesn't make sense.
>>24378315
What is? I quoted half of the posts in this thread.
>>24378247
>Being miserable is not a competition, friends.
here it is
that's why here you're nothing normalshit cunt, even tripfagging won't change that
>>>/lolcow/
Women are retarded. They think that the world owes them something. Fuck that. It doesn't owe you a god damn thing, and you don't owe it anything.
Just grand delusions that their easy mode life is somehow difficult.
>>24378323
The OP's post is bait. You can just tell by the shitty image. Plus, no girl ever makes these threads.
>>24378100
Suit yourself. The only effects of my 2D passion are a lack of desire for 3DPD men. I carry on my life normally, otherwise. Job, family, friends, etc. it's not that bad being a degenerate DESU.
11/10, would degenerate again
is it wrong of me to playfully flirt more with my friend now that he has a girlfriend? He plays along with it too. He never touches me and I never touch him. It's just ever since I'm seeing him with another a girl, something inside me just wants to be more playful with him. I don't really know how to explain it.
Still waiting to hear about that girl that has no friends that couldn't get a date even if she took the initiative
Oh wait that girl doesn't exist unless she's so retarded and deformed she can't even care for herself or speak
>>24378370
Bait/10 apply yourself, mang
>>24378280
(Youu)
>>24378370
0/10 baito, wouldn't read again
>>24378326
>that severe lack of punctuation
I needed a full minute to understand your post. Anyway, no, it's not a competition. Thinking otherwise means you're nothing more than a manchild.
>>24378342
What part of OP's post makes you think it's bait? I think it's just as much possible to not be bait.
>>24378370
Yeah you're a fucking slut that wants what other women have. You don't really care about him, you just want to prove that you're "better" than his gf by getting him to cheat on her with you. Once he does and their relationship is ruined you'll go back to not being interested in him.
Worst sort of trash desu.
>>24378416
Why would someone use that image unless they were attempting to be sarcastic? Why would OP want to be sarcastic while trying to make a serious post?
Just seems like bait to me. This is that girl who argued with you last night btw.
>>24378469
Perhaps OP didn't have any other pictures relevant to the subject of the thread. Not everyone keeps a 4chan folder full of images. Perhaps OP didn't think of the message in the picture as ironic. There's plenty people on tumblr and deviantart who like images like that.
>>24376983
We don't want girls to approach us just to hang out. We want you to approach us and ask for us to put our dicks in your cunts, mouths and anuses, and squirt semen up your nose and into your ears. You're complaining about being lonely, because in spite of being a fembot, you don't care about our dicks, you only care about chad's dick.
>>24378550
Yeah I guess. Just seems odd to me to save that to your computer, with that file name. Looks like someone rushed to look up something on Google then lazily made this bait.
>>24376983
Go kill yourself little bitch. All females are normies. You have tits and a vagina which means you're sexually desirable and can't be a robot
>>24378247
>yelling at men for saying they have it worse
>not yelling at the woman for saying she has it worse
You're kind of a white knight.
>>24376983
Exactly! And try being a socially awkward, depressed lesbian with dissociative disorder and OCD. Fml
Girls have too high standards
>>24378670
im sure tumblr would love to hear about all of your imaginary problems you disgusting piece of shit
>>24376983
>Malebots have no idea how difficult it is to be a socially awkward girl
Then tell me about it. I'm all ears, I'd love to have a legitimate discussion about this.
Historically this is rare to find, if you're in a situation where you're being approached at all and not a NEET you're better off than many robots.
I'd love to hear what you have to say. But I'm going to assume this is bait.>>24376983
>>24378416
>I needed a full minute to understand your post
sorry about your mental retardation
>>24378686
I'm not on tumblr and not some social justice warrior feminist. And I am mentally fucked up (not self diagnosed) through childhood trauma.
My boyfriend isn't the manly type and I feel bad for him whenever another guy tries hitting on me in public. I never flirt back with others and I just get tired of telling them to fuck off. The guys that try to get with me are tall and fit types. My boyfriend is visibly shaken from them. I don't ever want my boyfriend to feel inadequate or feels like he's going to lose me to some Chad.
>>24378794
How is this possible, a non-manly guy instead of Chad? Is he rich?
>>24378597
It's either or. I think that. I haven't seen OP post more, so I'd say there's just as much chance for both situations.
Either way, I don't really care about the motive behind it. I only care about discussing the presented subject.
>>24378621
Perhaps.
>>24378719
It's actually the fault of your lack of punctuation.
>>24378794
>not training your bf to protect you
whats even the point?
I'm not telling you to lecture him about manning up or anything... just give him a chance to stick up for you, then reward him sexually.
He'll be self confident enough to shrug off chads evil efforts in no time.
>tripfag being a tripfag
fun thread
>yfw realise doj is the one making these threads so he can white knight more effectively
>>24376983
>malebots don't have to constantly worry about being taken advantage of. If someone talks to them, they know that it's because they just want to hang out with them.
Malebot here and let me tell you why that's fucking bullshit. I've been approached by 3 women who I started off with no attraction to whatever. I'll go into detail with the latest one. She's a fembot and she broswes this board so I won't mention her by name. We started talking and we get on the topic of our past relationships. She's never been kissed but has fucked a lot of men and I've been kissed and have only one. After we talk and shoot the shit for a while I admit I did start liking her. Wasn't until last week she told me she only talked to me because she wanted the attention, and because the attention I was giving her made her crush (a mutual girl friend of both of ours) jealous and give her more of the attention she really wanted. She has me blocked now.
Don't give me that victim bullshit. People use people. They manipulate your emotions to make themselves feel better. It's not a gendered thing.
>>24378980
That's both a wild assumption, but also something I can't disprove, so I'll leave it up for debate I won't participate in.
>>24379013
Do you ever samefag yourself Doj? I know a lot of tripfags do it or have told me they do.
>>24379013
I was just throwing it out there senpai, desu we've all samefagged at one point or another
>le metric pic.jpg
>>24378896
>needs punctuation to understand a few words long sentence
nah, you're just a illiterate retard pham
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>>24379077
I once pretended to samefag with another person. Does that count?
>>24379081
>a
Nice.
>>24378731
i will rek your holes until you go back to worshipping cock, you mentally ill slut
>tfw malebots are under the delusion that guys will randomly walk up and talk to you.
maybe if you're a 9/10 and maybe if you're in a uni. out here in the real world people don't do that. also the older you get the less common thats even likely to happen. I'm 23 now and the last time I can ever remember a guy I didn't know walking up and making conversation was probably back when I was still in high school.
Seriously when was the last time most of you went outside? its like you draw all your conclusions about life from high school experiences.
>>24379116
> tfw i knew you'd respond exactly like this
keep hiding your retardation behind grammar nazism
>>24379178
>malebots
why is this a thing now?
>>24379231
if you guys are going to use stupid words like "chestlets" then I'm going to make up stupid words to use as well.
>>24379178
I see it happen each and every day.
I'm guessing a guy who talks to you isn't really a "guy" unless he's also Chad.
>>24379208
"All niggers, women, and neets are branches of the same tree," - Einstein.
>>24379178
Don't tell us you want to be catcalled when your kind post articles all over the place saying you need feminism because of catcalling.
>>24378885
Because he's a nice person and I don't just drop my panties at the site of a guy that's 10/10 in looks.
>>24379255
just because you see random girls get approached doesn't mean EVERY girl gets approached. I can't even remember the last conversation I had with a stranger guy or girl.
>>24379178
>can obtain sex simply by asking for it
>can talk to strangers without being called a creep
>can manipulate lesser losers with pussy power
oh yeah, it's absolutely tragic that boys don't actually approach you outta nowhere and treat you like a princess
>>24379298
the hell are you even talking about? no really. how is that at all related?
>>24379255
I've seen guys walk up to me and try to check me out, but they don't speak to me. I'm 25.
When I am in large cities, people walk up and try to speak to me a lot. Probably just has to do with exactly how many people it is you are walking past. No male has walked up to me to try to ask me out, although some have asked if I want to buy weed.
I'm in a smaller town now and I don't even see people walking down the sidewalk anymore. Last stranger I can recall speaking to was some guy at the pet store, he was a lot older than me, we discussed dog food and his wife.
>>24378917
it's more about he shouldn't feel the need to stand up for me whenever we're out. Guys should just fuck off instead of bothering a girl who is clearly in a relationship with someone. A lot of Chads have this saviour-complex or just want to steal a girl just to stroke their ego. All because my boyfriend is short and not fit, Chads think they can just wrap their arm around me and think I'll immediately fall for them. It gets especially annoying when a big strong guy comes out of nowhere and lifts me off my feet in front of my boyfriend. It's not sexy, it's terrifying.
>>24379178
Have you never heard of the wall?Of course grannies don't get chatted up. It's so eaeasy though, just pick one othe tons of guys who try to chat you up before your expiration date. Your problem is you assumed you'll look 16 forever.
Any qt fembots here go to McMaster university?
I broke up with my gf over a month ago and I wanna meet new people.
>shut in on and on since child.
>finally became complete shut in at 15.
the only light to my closed world was/is internet and books. i think i know a little about loneliness.i hate people anyways ok tch
a beta is going to make me feel better how? by listening to his lies that he tells thinking it'll make me open my legs? by giving him hope? c'mon now.
you won't feel less lonely by being with a beta. i know what they want. you know what they want. they know they want. i don't want to play that stupid game. being with a beta won't make me feel any less hurt. i don't want to use them, nor do i want to be used.
but men do typically have it harder though. that's not wrong. but just because someone has a vagina doesn't mean their world is automatically all flowers and rainbows.
this thread reminds me of these lyrics vWomen and men can make mistakes, but if you're a man
mistakes can't be forgiven, prepare yourself if you're a man.
Don't be envious of a man's life. If you're a man
youth is spicy and cools quickly. Of course if it's not ramyun.
well...at the end of the day i think the right answer to be happy is always death. :>
>>24378055
u right
>>24376983
Being a socially awkward male:
>I know that feel man, life is so shitty, why does nobody empathize with us ;_;
Being a socially awkward female:
>THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, WOMEN CAN'T BE LONELY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ROASTIE
>>24376983
>Fembot
>Instant bait
To you new fags there are some sages here who explain why fembots can't exist. When you see fembots used, they are either a newfag, or shitposting. Ignore and move on robots.
Why is it okay for men to save hundreds of pictures of cute girls, but it's not okay for women to save pictures of guys think they are hot?Detective Lance dies
>>24379421
>this thread reminds me of these lyrics
>>>>>>>>>>tumblr
>>24379367
>broke up with my gf
>need emotional support/rebound
>any female takers?
Charming.
>>24378247
>kill yourself white knighting kekold
>>24376983
how do you become socially awkward though? You can easily cure it because people want to talk with you. Women are allowed to be weak. If a man is scared or anxious he is seen as disgusting or creepy.
Social anxiety for males is the ultimate omega. If you look terrified all the time people will not pity you, but scorn you. Women will get pity.
>>24376983
well memed yes
>>24379507
All I said is that I wanted to meet people. Don't read into things so much.
>>24379547
By people, you mean "qt fembots".
Yes, I'm sure you want to specifically meet females innocently and you have absolutely no expectations here.
Ladies, I recently left the house. I put an ad on craigslist for platonic friendship and met a very nice gentleman. He opens the car door and is kind/deep. I am the kind of girl that cant commit to a meetup group because I find myself circling the parking lot. Anyway theres hope for us too! Try to meet someone .now I know that people are scary but meet in a public place. There are nice guys out there that will put up with your social anxiety and dorkness. Maybe these guys are right.... maybe we cant be forever alone. To be fair this guy has been divorced and smoked cigs :( but who am I to judge im no prize.my standards were must read books and be intellectual.
I come form a Muslim family, but I'm not religious. My parents don't eat pork. When I introduced them to my boyfriend at a dinner, they got upset at me for eating pork and they said that my boyfriend is a bad influence on me because they think he's the one that got me into eating pork.
>>24379483
No way, it's going to be Earth 2 Robert Queen
And there's nothing wrong with girls saving tons of pictures. It only becomes an issue if the girl thinks she's entitled to it but guys aren't
>>24379583
Interactions with the opposite sex is literally apart of our biological wiring, and apart of a normal social life. If you think there is something wrong with that, then you are too far gone. There is nothing wrong with wanting to meet people and see how things go. I never even specified if I'm looking for a hookup, a gf, or just a friend.
So if you're not around the Hamilton area, stop responding please.
>>24379421
Do you want to be my long distance gf? We can play games and talk on Skype.
>>24379615
Why not just avoid eating pork in front of your family? I tell my husband's parents I'm Catholic just so they have peace of mind, even though I'm not religious.
Why was pork even brought up? Why did you have pork at a dinner with your parents?
Christmas is coming up so it's almost time to give my friend his annual titty fuck. He has a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend.
lol
>>24379615
I was raised muslim too, but I eat pork behind my parent's back.
Just dont do it in front of them I guess. Its worked for me for years.
>>24379674
You said you are looking to only meet females, I know what that means. You are banking on the chance that a female you meet will invoke some feelings in you and then maybe you'll fuck them.
If you wanted to meet people, you would just invite males or females.
>>24379692
I have been avoiding eating pork in front of my parents for years. I just thought that this would be a good moment to stop caring and just eat pork. My boyfriend ordered a pork dish without knowing my parents aren't cool with me eating pork. I ate some of his food and my parents got mad.
>>24379726
I just feel like you made the bad decision here, I feel bad for your boyfriend a little because now your parents have a terrible impression of them even though he was completely unaware of their aversion to pork.
Have some respect for your parents and stop trying to act like a rebel and stick it to them. You can eat pork whenever you want, why choose to do so in front of your mom and dad? It's like deciding to have sex in front of a child or something, you just don't do that.
>>24379723
Yes? And?
Do you have a point?
Do girls like cum, or do they find it disgusting?
>>24379421
Interesting ideal, are you a virgin then?
You could always find a guy whose willing to wait until marriage, that's when the "lies" he tells to get you to put out can't really be lies anymore.
>>24378349
Do you have recommendations for a beginner? I like vanilla and romance.
Hey I have a question for a woman but I'm sort of shy so I want to know if anyones going to answer me before I ask it?
I have to admit its quite crummy and all but I've been meaning to ask it.
OP or any females with social anxiety want to talk with me? I'm trying to get over my fear of women. My social anxiety has ruined any chance at connecting with people, and I'm afraid I'll never be comfortable around anyone.
I'll talk to guys as well if you have crippling social anxiety, I'm curious to see if you're similar to me.
Maybe we can do voice or video chat eventually. I'm terrible at speaking verbally so that would be good practice.
skype: michaelmathematic
>>24379803
Eh, it taste salty and has a weird texture. The fact that it is fluid coming from someone else's body causes a little disgust. Also, I've noticed when I swallow it, it causes heartburn/burns my throat a little.
This is my own opinion and not every other female.
Dr. Chad here to prescribe you with some "Be yourself", a revolutionary new technique that worked for me, Dr. Chad.
>>24379803
I really don't, but I'll let my boyfriend cum in my mouth to please him. It has this floury salty taste. Smell like bleach. Feels like a bunch of mucus sliding down throat. I don't swallow. I spit.
>>24379836
Do you have Steam? I don't use Skype, also I don't want to cam because they make me terribly nervous and self conscious but I don't mind voice chats.
>>24377518
Why would you think he has friends if he can't even hold down a conversation ?
Please leave
HEY GUYZ IM A GRILLL
YOU KNOW HOW IT'S DIFFICULY TO BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD???
GUYZ GIBE ATTENTION :(
>>24379980
>also I don't want to cam because they make me terribly nervous and self conscious but I don't mind voice chats.
that's kind of the point isn't it? To work on your fears. I have enough trouble with voice chats.
Just make a skype and add me. I don't have a gaming computer. I've only done console gaming this past year.
>>24380065
Sorry, maybe another time then. I don't like Skype at all and just refuse to use it. It has too many security issues.
>>24379818
yes, dying a virgin is always a option too though hue
>>24379688
aren't relationships supposed to happen more naturally?
The lack of physical contact is making me feel really bad right now. I have these bouts of just wanting to be touched regularly.
>>24380189
That's sad anon, I hope you can be touched soon.
>>24380093
oh you're worried about ip address showing?
well thanks anyways. I gave my desktop to my parents. It is overkill for their uses but I wanted to give them something nice.
>>24380142
>yes, dying a virgin is always a option too though hue
A pretty good one desu. But atleast you realize it's just an option, not a necessity. :3
>>24380242
Yeah exactly that, I have been doxxed via Skype before and refuse to use it again. Sorry again anon.
>>24380212
The problem with my culture is that everyone sticks to themselves and keep a metre distance between eachother when talking.
>>24380212
Well, why dont you offer to help him?
Dont you think that would be the right thing to do?
>>24380273
they probably doxed you because you used your real email address with the account.
An ip address isn't going to reveal where you live, just a general area.
>>24380327
No, I don't think it is "right" to touch strangers. It's just demeaning.
>>24380327
I am a girl who are suffering from a lack of physical contact.
>>24380402
Join the club, no one gets touched here. Been several years now for me since people touched me in any way
>>24380376
Not sure what e-mail I used, but it's unlikely because I don't post my address online and Skype has options to hide your e-mail. I used a fake birthday, and other information while signing up.
He never found my exact location, just what apartments I was in. The fact that he tried was scary enough for me to refuse to use Skype again.
>>24380402
Nobody cares you dirty succubus. Get the fuck out and go to reddit where there are thousands of betas who are willing to actually listen to you.
Hey, better yet why don't you go to wizchan? I'm sure they'd be happy to explain why nobody likes you. Better than any robot could.
>accidentally told the pizza guy "I love you" on the phone
are they going to sue me? how likely will they mess with my food?
>>24379952
thanks dr chad
>>24376983
>tfw no shy qt to protect from getting taken advantage of
See, I'm like a Mentat, always thinking about ways that I could be in harms way, or people I care for. I've even protected people online from being doxxed or losing their accounts on forum sites. I just think about these things in my free time, I can't help it. Sometimes I feel incredibly lucky because I think of things that are so obscure but turn out to be a major problem.
>>24380502
That shy qt will inevitably ditch you for Chad/Tyrone because women get off to being beaten and abused, not being catered to.
>>24380142
>aren't relationships supposed to happen more naturally?
I don't care at this point, because being blunt about it is the only way I could make someone like meand I'm too beta to do it irl. I don't know shit about relationships.
>>24380466
People do this all the time, he probably just thought it was funny.
>>24380402
I'm a guy who just wants to cuddle with a qt grill
>>24380546
Women are only attracted to Chad because he can keep her safe. I can do that probably 10 fold better than Chad. Any woman who can recognize this will have a worthy partner. And if she wants safety like all women do, then she will happy for me to advance on her.
>Reminder that fembots believe that being a robot is a choice and that robots wouldnt want to be a chad
>>24380599
Go away creep.
>>24380643
White women don't want safety or security. They want the dangerous bad boys ie Chad but mostly Tyrone. Interestingly enough it's the polar opposite for black women - they're tired of their men always putting them in danger and not having any form of stability which is why they like white guys.
>tfw you found out all those shy qts in the anime and video game clubs at college were either dating Chads or had lost their v card to him
A quiet nerdy guy would be fine with the equivalent in a girl, but the women would rather be Chad's toy.
>>24380682
Don't talk to me
>>24376983
Op I think you picked the wrong inage for your thread. Perhaps this is more appropiate.
>everyone who speaks to us is after something. At least malebots don't have to constantly worry about being taken advantage of. If someone talks to them, they know that it's because they just want to hang out with them. It's different for us.
This is what women ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
>>24380714
what are you gonna do about it fuccboi
>>24380651
Fembots, dembots, membots, wembots
Come one, come all, its time to play!
>>24380735
Kek, as a guy, the only reason people talk to me is for stuff. Money, labor, covering their asses when they fuck up at work, etc. No wonder that when i meet someone who doesnt seem to want anything from me i cling to them. I just want some friends who wont try to use me for shit mang
>>24380788
The fact that you're clinging to them makes them feel like you want something from them, like attention.
>>24380788
Well apparently with women it's people wanting to bang you all the time who talk to you. A horror beyond all comparison I'm sure.
>>24380810
Do you realize how gross and disgusting most men are? Also, penises are gross too.
Many robots are virgins but they're certainly not "pure". They're all lewd and disgusting.
>>24380879
Well that's the difference I guess. A lot of guys would give their left nut for a dirty girl who was only dirty with them.
>>24380901
I would do things for someone I love, maybe things I never imagined or fantasized about myself, but that's not why men talk to me.
They don't talk to me because they want to form a intimate relationship or fall in love, they do it because they want to get their dick wet. They take one look at me and have approved my body and face for fucking and give it a shot. Then get all whiny and sad because I reject them for being lewd perverts.
>>24380879
>Do you realize how gross and disgusting most men are?
Yes, and frankly I don't understand how women do it but it is not my fucking problem.
>>24380947
>creepy guys ask me out
>why wont chad notice me
fembots for you, huh
>>24380502
I am a gril that always think about ways of helping others. We would make a dream team.
>>24380947
And you reject them because you have this fallacious idea in your head that all men just want to get their dick wet. All is a powerful word mind you.
>>24381007
Chad is just as disgusting. I'm a lesbian.
>>24376983
No such thing as a fembot. Kill yourself, ugly roastie.
If you're going to make this thread ALL THE FUCKING TIME at least rename it to "Femanon Feels" so it's not so retarded. Literally everyone on this board including women know females cannot be bots.
>>24381021
How nice of some dude to just assume I want to get with him because he is attracted to me. He doesn't even want to get to know me or talk a little, he's ready to jump into the first date and wants my phone number.
I'm sure the only thing on his mind is "I hope I can fall in love and marry this girl." without knowing anything about me, just simply knows by looking at me.
I wouldn't even attempt dating anyone unless I was aware we already got along well, I knew some details about them and there was some feelings there. These dudes aren't even sure what my name is.
>>24379178
>wah men don't make all the moves
Yeah no fucking shit, when I can literally be accused of sexual harassment, failing to check my privilege, rape, and stalking all in the same greeting, you bet I won't fucking talk to you you slut.
>>24381088
You understand when someone asks you out, that's how you get to know them right?
LITERALLY explain how you would get to know someone without spending time with them and talking to them.
>>24381127
I hang out with people without needing to ask them out on a date, dates are romantic and specifically used to judge if someone makes a good partner. If someone asks me out on a date and we aren't even friends, I know he wants to dick me. It's obvious.
Boyfriend gave me the okay to sleep with my friend before he goes off to another country to study for 2-3 years. He knows my friend likes me and knows that he's a bit on the shy side. Not sure if boyfriend was sarcastic about it. He often makes passive aggressive remarks about how I'm possibly cheating on him with my friend. I have no feelings for my friend what-so-ever. Boyfriend knows that I'll be saying goodbye to my friend while boyfriend is at work. I could possibly sleep with him or something and he won't know either way. I'm not against sleeping with him , but I also don't want to be a cheating slut.
>>24379358
That is not happening right? Maybe because I am a finn but that seems pretty horrible in any situation, if someone touches a stranger in any way I automatically think they are trying to pickpocket them and when ever someone tries to come closer than an arms length to me I step back instinctively.
>>24381173
You're pretty delusional you know that right?
>I'll only think of a relationship with friends
>no I won't get to know someone who's sexually attracted to me
How many Chads have you had so far Stacy?
>>24381088
>>24381173
You are clearly not an adult. Adults ask each other on dates and that is how they get to know each other. Anything else is just a friendship.
>>24381209
You're either autistic, or your entire nation is autistic, which would be scary as fuck. Did you really get brainwashed into being fucking automatons?
>>24381220
>>24381214
Is that why you have a gf? :3c
I'm not the one with girl troubles here, I've been with a woman. I am a lesbian btw.
>>24380879
>penises are gross too
They look funny but can actually be washed in contrast to a hatchet wound festering with yeast and smegma. Most guys are fun to be around, you're just a shallow whore with no personality.
>>24381267
>OH my GOD can you even BELIEVE men have a LIBIDO
>>24381209
Sounds like Finland is awesome.
>>24381267
How many times are you going to say you're a dyke? Nobody cares.
>>24381267
My current relationship status is irrelevant to the reality of this. Ask any experienced person and they will tell you the same thing. It is the facts, the truth. A date is how you start a relationship. Friendships never develop into romantic relationships unless the two were already attracted to each other to begin with.
>>24378794
I might be autistic but I don't understand. Do these men hit on you in front of your boyfriend, knowing full well he is your BF, or while he is some distance away?
If the latter, why the fuck would you expect him to get out of his way to "protect you", the dudes arent trying to rape you, just say no and move on.
If the former, that's weak as fuck
My boyfriend is only allowed to hang out with his ex if I'm present or if he has a friend present.
>>24381393
Imagine going grocery shopping, but every time you go you have to deal with people taking your cart and you have to constantly show them what a tough guy you are so they don't steal your cart.
>>24381019
>We would make a dream team.
No one has ever said that to me before, thanks.
>>24379777
Everyone has their personal preferences but getting voluntarily upset about what other people eat seems childish as fuck. Why can't mudslimes act like reasonable adults to others?
>>24379243
You seem to be new so let me fill you in.The chestlet bait threads are posted by salty femanons. All the trolling you see in those threads is just counter-shitposting. Men don't actually care. If a man likes you, he won't reject you for something stupid like breast size.
>>24381488
It's not about that at all, it's about respecting people's beliefs even if they don't believe what you do. I wouldn't run around ripping off cross necklaces off peoples necks because it's "childish". They can believe whatever they want to believe and if I am imposing on them, I will follow their customs and respect that.
If you are having a dinner with your parents to introduce your boyfriend, you are on their turf. They don't need to impress you and stoop down to your level.
>mom, dad, come meet my boyfriend!!!
>i know i've been telling you i believe islamic beliefs this whole time, but guess what!!
*eats pork*
There is an appropriate time to discuss your religious beliefs with your parents but that was not it.
>>24381523
Fuck off white knight. Almost all threads here are made by guys, including this one, you delusional fuck. Also, men post chestlet threads because a) saying chestlet is funny and b) its a nice variety to bombard women with insecurities in this board once in a while.
>>24380431
can I get your steam, I'm not the other poster but I would like to be able to get over my anxiety with women
>thanksngiving next week
>going to bfs familys house for dinner
>his mom is super excited
>callse yesterday to talk about thanksgiving plans
>have lovely consersation
>my career is her dream job
I think is going to be ok I can stop having a heart attack now
>>24381626
This is the first time I've been accused of whiteknighting. Feels wierd tb h f am
>women are so fucking stupid and insensitive they think their easybutton life is comparable to a failure male's life because it has a few imperfections
>women actually think their not being able to get exactly what they want is just as bad as men not having anything, at all, forever, and then killing themselves 10x more frequently than women do
>women intuitively can only conceptualise the universe from their own subjective perspective and have no ability to empathise with men
>women are actually literally evil
>>24379529
being pitied is disgusting and degrading though
>>24380646
I personally wouldn't want to be a Chad, but I'm more of a cyborg than a robot I guess.
>>24381864
>waaaah waahh, other people died
>is posting while still alive
Don't pretend you understand the mindset of people who took their own lives, living pussy ass faggot.
>>24377045
>>24377518
kill yourselves, gentlemen
>>24381980
Go away you white knight filth.
>>24376983
As a mtf fuck you whiny bitch. Id trade you in an instant even if you were fat and ugly just to get rid of my dysphoria. You don't realize how fucking lucky you are. I cry for hours everyday and all you literally have to do is stop being a faggot and tons of people will love you just because they can put their dick in your pussy. You can be a mother and have children. I can't and I never will be. Fuck you you ungrateful fuck.
>>24380288
scandinavia, right?
>>24382001
>tranny
gross to be honest. please go back to /lgbt/
>>24380599
im not qt sorry
>>24382006
Yes.
You are most definitely correct, this is not a one-word reply.
Go away roastie. You have no idea what men go through. Women already have a space to talk about their problems, it's called mainstream society.
>>24382016
They don't like me there because I haveotoo much hate and they just want to hugbox and are basically the adult version of tumblr.
>>24382001
Fuck off, you literally act like a caricature version of a woman then pretend you understand their problems. You sit around and cry for dick all day and camwhore and beg for attention, then come in here and try to belittle women.
Just fuck off. You are just a man pretending to be a woman and you will never be one.
>can't have children
You can adopt, plenty of infertile women do this. I'm not saying you should because you probably don't have the ability to care for a child, but you can. If you don't have the ability to love a child just because they aren't related to you, that is your own problem and has nothing to do with not being a woman.
>>24382079
Die in a fire you TERF feminazi white knight.
>>24382101
Fuck off degenerate tranny. Kill yourself. You're just a perverted male with woman's clothes on.
The fact that most transsexuals are M>F speaks volumes about which gender is really being oppressed.
>>2438200
>wanting to have children
>wanting to be female
>>24382128
Reverse traps are common but they aren't loud/begging for attention and camwhoring all over like traps.
>>24382029
You probably are
>>24382128
They're just mentally ill and perverted, not oppressed.
>>24382180
i look like a man
>>24382186
I'm talking about men being oppressed. The fact that most transsexuals are M>F suggests that it is a negative reaction to male disposability. And if so, I don't blame them.
>>24382261
No it doesn't, it suggest that they are gay degenerate faggots but it doesn't suggest that.
>>24376983
I've honestly have taken advantage of a few fembots before. And I'm honestly sorry. It was a few years ago and I was really immature. I regret it a lot
>>24382261
>The fact
You need better standards for what a fact is.
>women complaining about people talking to them out of being interested in them
>tfw I haven't spoken to anyone other than my parents and coworkers all year
>>24382299
>date/have sex with robot
>keeps asking to take pictures of you
>asked him not to, asked him to delete pictures
>get into a small fight
>he sends pictures of me giving him a blowjob to my mom
>break up
Never date a robot ladies, just don't. They are mentally unstable, unloving men who will ruin your life the second they have any sort of disagreement with you.
>>24382347
Not the guy you're replying to but:
The mentally unstable / unloving true. I did nothing but bring misery to my /r9k/ gf, even when I genuinely thought I loved her and would die for her. I don't deserve love.
But I had sexy pics of her, and opportunities to fuck with her life, and I didn't do shit. Even when I hated her after the breakup. Not every single one of us here is vindictive.
Still probably don't take any chances, but I dunno.
>>24382347
Damn that's fucked up. I'd never do something that mean. I just used a few friends of mine for sex
>>24382380
I'm not saying all robots are that vindictive but they are certainly uncaring and unloving people. I can't say I'm that much better but I would never do that to someone nor would I try to ruin their life.
Robots/"fembots" should not get with each other, they should probably find stable people who can teach them how to be decent human beings.
Robots are very thirsty for validation.
I dated one out of pity and he kept wanting proof of us being together. He wanted pictures. He want me to update my Faceboo so it says I'm in a relationship with him. He wanted gifts. He wanted 'thanks' for doing the littlest tasks. He wanted me to draw him. He wanted me to initiate the hand holding, kissing, and sex. He wanted me to do everything that could prove that someone on this world genuinely wanted to be with him. We haven't even dated for a month and he already talking about how he loves me and wants to move out with me.
>>24382347
It's not your job to argue with him though. It's your job to please him. If you had done your job none of that would've happened.
>>24382439
>boohoo my boyfriend loves me too much
I really admire all the "fembots". How you can bravely continue to live when faced with these insurmountable challenges is so inspiring.
>>24382439
This is exactly what happened to me >>24382347
We dated for two months, and towards the end we had sex two times and some point during this, he took pictures of me. He told me he was in love with me and wanted to move in, he kept talking about how we should spend my money on making our home and paying for our vacations and things to do together.
It was cute at first because I figured it was about "us", but then it turned into "you can afford it, buy me [x]." or "I'm visiting you, pay for my hotel room and rent me a car." even though I paid for myself to visit him. Just because I had slightly more money, he felt he was entitled to every cent of it because he was "the poor oppressed robot". It was just about making sure I can prove in hundreds of ways that I love him via shallow materials and doing stupid things.
>>24382439
Yea that's too immature and insecure. Good relationships need balance, trust and time. And personal space.
>>24382500
Are love and desperation and insecurity the same thing to robots? I'm not even a woman and I can see there's a common theme here.
>>24382536
Thanks Lancelot.
>>24378670
Your problem is that you have to deal with women.
>>24376983
>If someone talks to them, they know that it's because they just want to hang out with them. It's different for us.
Tell that to my severe social anxiety built up from years of false friendship and niceties by normies taking the piss out of me. I now assume all people being nice to me are only doing it so they can make fun of me for thinking somebody actually liked me.
>>24382554
So desperation is the same as love to you?
>>24382590
Not that guy, but what's the difference?
>>24382347
>>24382416
>>24382439
>>24382506
wtf
not sure if bait or robots are really so damaged
how do you even meet them, anyway?
>>24382679
When the okcupid/hook up/dating threads used to get posted here in 2010, before /soc/ was made.
>>24382590
I don't know, you tell me. Are you in love with the fembot you're defending or are you so desperate for her attention you'd ignore the obvious red flags in her post and blindly believe everything she says happened exactly as she says it did without even considering she might be lying to make her boyfriend seem unreasonable.
He wanted photos with her? That's normal. Every couple wants photos together.
He wanted her to acknowledge him as her bf on facebook? So what? That's also normal in this age. Why was she so against it?
He wants to be thanked for doing her favors? Of course he does. Everyone wants to be appreciated. Why does she think she's entitled to favors without even a thanks in return?
He wants her to kiss him and show him affection from time to time? What's wrong with that? It feels terrible when you're the only one putting effort in. What's wrong with wanting to feel wanted?
These aren't sings of desperation. They're signs that this fembot you're defending is a frigid bitch who was using him and didn't even care for him, and thought it pathetic that he expected her to treat him like an actual bf instead of a walking wallet.
So yeah. Thanks Lancelot.
My boyfriend has a Youtube channel and releases songs on Soundcloud. He admitted to me that he's an attention whore, but instead of trying to get all of his validation from me, he gets it from anonymous people on the Internet. He needs to know that people like his content and think he's funny. Otherwise he'll be begging me to pay attention to him every hour. Whenever he gets 100 likes or whatever, he gets this sanctification that is like sex to him. He says it stops him from wanting to get too intimate with me all of the time. He thinks I hate cuddling and handholding so he tries not to do that with me too much. His last girlfriends all hated hand holding and cuddling so he assumes all girls hate being touchy.
>>24382752
It's more like a need for constant approval, not the actions themselves. Needing to ask someone to constantly do something for you is just desperate. I am >>24382506 and understand what she means.
I couldn't even fall asleep without him needing me to do something for him. He would wake me up and ask me to put my arm back over him and spoon him after I had fallen asleep and rolled over. They are just exhausting in general.
>>24382679
You can met plenty of robots from videogames or /cgl/ . Some robots get into photography and multimedia and meet fembots from their hobby/career.
>>24378247
>responding to posts that femanons ignore
Why do you insist on derailing these threads to satisfy your need to argue with misogynistic losers? They're not going to stop and you feeding them attention doesn't help either.
>>24382825
>boohoo my boyfriend wants more affection than I feel like giving
Again, I don't know how you girls can be so strong. You really are an inspiration to us all.
>>24382924
I don't know anyone who enjoys being continually woken up after falling asleep. If you're so insecure that you can't sleep without someones arm touching you, I can see why no girl wants you. :^)
Why are these called fembots feels when they have boyfriends, sex, friends and relationships.
Traits of a desirable robot:
-can draw
-good at photography and photo manipulation
-good with filming and video editing
-can play an instrument
-can speak more than one language
-has craft/trade skills
-has mechanical skills
-good at sewing/prop making (cosplay, make up, props, costume)
-computer science skills
If you're going to be alone, you should at least be learning something with all that alone time. Doing any of these hobbies will introduce you to fembots .
I wish we invented artificial incubators and all women died so we could have world peace
women are literally everything that is wrong with the world
>>24382947
I'm just so thankful /r9k/ is full of such strong women. Having a constant stream of fembot feel threads is a constant reminder of how hard women really have it. Having you come and share your horribly challenging lives must be so difficult for you, but it really puts all of our problems into perspective.
Thank you for having the courage to come here every day and whine about your boyfriend expecting you to touch him. It truly is thought provoking.
women are all disgusting manipulators and whores
women are ridiculously overprivileged and can avoid responsibility for anything because they're women
>>24383001
But fembots don't exist
All these girls are just regular females.
it should be considered a shot-on-sight offense to be a woman in public
they are completely irresponsible and can't take care of themselves, much less another human being
they are CONSTANTLY looking for chad dick and WILL cheat on you and divorce you down the line
>>24380431
I bet you sent him a picture that had GPS coordinates in it.
they will do anything to further their own schemes, even ruining their own family members' lives
>>24379615
tell aziz that he needs to stop being a loser
>>24382347
god what guy does that? takes pictures and then uses them to blackmail you. Men make me sick sometimes. Why are they so emotionally unstable and want to lash out at women.
they LOVE violence and murderers and get wet at the very mention of crime
>>24383003
The comment from the baby's father was icing on the cake. Too fucking funny. I feel sorry for the child though. Certainly an autistic robot in the making.
and remember that "rape" is merely a meaningless buzzword they use when a male they deem not attractive tries to take what should be legally his
>>24378333
>implying men don't think the world owes them something
fuck that everyone regardless of gender never properly learned that the world is unfair. Actually, the world as you know it is devoid of meaning and you have to make shit up that makes it feel "all worthwhile" to keep going. Misogynists and misandrists are just lazy - they pick someone else, in fact a whole group they've chosen to define as "other" to blame all their unhappy shit on. When really on top of everything else nobody is getting laid or at the very least having decent sex/enough of it which just adds to the crazy "nothing makes sense" mode because your biology is pleading with you to "please make a child so that at least one part of u can feel fulfilled"
>>24382439
This can't be real
Like, I can understand robots being unable to initiate things at the start, but caring that much about social media, or not being able to recognize "Hey, she's my g/f now, I'm going to walk up behind her, press my dick into her, tell to walk to a mirror so she can watch herself getting it, then make herself kiss her reflection while I suck on the back of her neck and ream out her vagina", or wanting gifts, what the fuck?
>>24383129
>"it was difficult to hold my hors d'oeuvre plate"
Damn. What a hellish existence. My prayers go out to this poor victim.
>>24381183
>Not sure if boyfriend was sarcastic about it. He often makes passive aggressive remarks about how I'm possibly cheating on him with my friend
sounds like he expects you to do it anyway but has low self esteem and doesn't want you to break up with him. he'll still be angry if you sleep with his friend.
>I have no feelings for my friend what-so-ever
>I could possibly sleep with him or something and he won't know either way
obviously that's not the case or you wouldn't be thinking about it.
>I'm not against sleeping with him , but I also don't want to be a cheating slut.
nobody's making you.
honestly, your bf is fucked up but it sounds like you are too.
>>24383241
It's not real, you idiot. If you'd ever talked to a woman before you'd know how much mental gymnastics women do to make their exes seem crazy and controlling and themselves seem a blameless victim.
Odds are she was only dating him to get something from him, or cheating on him, and he wisened up and now she's on damage control.
>>24383003
>K well look this dnt concern u so u call us immature y comment on my shit like foreal.so u fuccing imature u dnt know me dnt worry bout it baka
>>24383241
He probably didn't "want" gifts, what he desired was feeling like he was constantly loved and obsessed over which was defined to him by what that girl listed.
>>24382439
he sounds very needy. why havent you dropped him yet? im needy too, but all i want is for you to draw me a cactus
>>24383495
Oh god it's you again. You asked me to draw you one yesterday.
>>24383508
sorry if i am upsetting you with my request. your drawing would be greatly appreciated
>>24383495
almost time... 2016... setting of an ancient sun... emergence of a monad... quite... of a choir undead... there can be no question
>>24383508
Why draw that beta kek a cactus when you can draw a caterpillar for a handsome stud like me?
>>24382201
you just have low self-esteem
>>24383567
You already got a cactus from someone else, why do you need another? No amount of cacti will please you or satiate your desire.
im so ugly
i think im actually finally going to kill myself
fuck im tired of living in this body. idk why i couldnt be born a qt and instead had to born one of the ugliest women alive
just kill me senpai. put me out of my mistery.
>>24383693
Okay, bye then mystery.
>>24383673
>No amount of cacti will please you or satiate your desire
you might be right about this. i am trying to create a collective of all the drawing styles of anons from /r9k. i have only collected 140+ since march 2014. your contribution would be appreciated.
Why is it so hard for guys to admit they masturbate?
A lot of my guy friends lie about not masturbating when I bring it up.
>>24383806
I only draw for those I have some sort of intimate connection with anon. I am embarrassed by my own artwork and don't like showing strangers.
>>24383838
It's a sign of failure. If you had a g/f, you wouldn't need to masturbate
>>24383838
i'm pretty sure most people don't want to talk about jerking off with their friends, especially if it's a girl.
>>24383838
because every time a man says something to a woman and she doesn't like it, for reasons he can scarcely ever detect or anticipate, it turns out he's a pathetic virgin loser who will never get laid
>Dating women as a man was a lesson in female power, and it made me, of all things, into a momentary misogynist, which, I suppose was the best indicator that my experiment had worked. I saw my own sex from the other side, and I disliked women irrationally for a while because of it. I disliked their superiority, their accusatory smiles, their entitlement to choose or dash me with a fingertip, an execution so lazy, so effortless, it made the defeats and even the successes unbearably humiliating. Typical male power feels by comparison like a blunt instrument, its salvos and field strategies laughably remedial next to the damage a woman can do with a single word: no. Sex is most powerful in the mind, and to men, in the mind, women have a lot of power, not only to arouse, but to give worth, self-worth, meaning, initiation, sustenance, everything."
- written by a lesbian who masqueraded as a man
>>24383838
It's not, dudes tell me they masturbate all the time online. It's just a weird topic to bring up to begin with so why discuss it? Don't tell me you're trying to pretend to be "one of the guys" by telling them that women masturbate.
Men hardly even discuss masturbation with each other.
>>24377518
>If someone ever complains about society being shallow, it's usually just because the complainer is a shallow person himself.
Nice projecting, normalfag, that wasn't even mentioned.
>>24383838
because it's not a topic you talk about with strangers/people you don't have sex with you autist
>>24383838
Why do girls never admit they masturbate? Why don't they talk about their masturbation habits and their fetishes with their male friends?
>>24383872
i am disappointed. i hope you can get over this embarrassment the next time i request for one. you should be proud of your work
>>24378370
you're jelly
>>24383718
bye anon
say hi to an ugly grill for me in ur spare time once in a while.
All the women in here saying they dated robots and regetted it haven't met a robot in their life. Those men you dated were mentally unstable chads that abused you and took advantage of you, you're just too dumb to see it.
It makes me so mad that women date these men and then take out their anger on actual robots, men that wouldn't even have the balls to give then the time of day. A true robot wouldn't even be able to communicate with you let alone date you
>>24383991
S-sorry dad.
>>24384018
take care of yourself. hope you get that therapy you desperately need and lose the trip.
i am a ugly girl myself so i'll make sure to wave in the mirror.
>>24383693
Please leave a note when you do
>>24384028
meh the person i like is a 23 y/o khv 5'7 hapalove is silly :c
>>24384118
leave a note where
>>24383693
>>24384018
please get therapy, mystery. it makes me sad seeing you be so mean to yourself.
>>24379178
Not our fault you're a fatty, fatty.
>>24384028
This. Women just love to think of themselves as "gratuitous and benevolent" for letting a "robot" be anywhere closer than 10 metres from them when in fact they're just dating the 10th Chad.
>>24384188
I assume you could be mystery samefagging but she's not mean to herself, she just comes on here to make up shit about herself and take /r9k/ for a ride.
It's just an attention thing, she has even posted fake pictures of herself on the board of a really ugly chick and claimed it was her, but it was just some person from reddit.
>>24384158
For your family and online friends, if you haven't pushed them all away.
>>24384188
i dont udnerstnad hwy i had to be born in this body and why i coudltn be born in a cuties body why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy WHYYYYYYYYY oh my god why. its not fair its not fucking faira
>>24384208
>gratuitous and benevolent
bizarre word choice there
>>24384253
women are beautiful because they work insanely hard to look that way. only a small percentage of them are born with perfect genetics, flawless skin, etc.
plenty of them need to puke their food out just to stay thin. you're not a special ugly girl, you're just lazy.
>>24384253
I'll give you a pity date and fuck.
>>24376983
>"Boohoo people only talk to me to get sex :(((("
>fem""""""""bot""""""""
Yeah ok bitch.
>>24384283
how come
howcomeblox
>>24384309
being thin doesn't do shit when you have a lopsided face that can't be cured by any amount of surgery and a shitty jaw line that would take probably $60,000 to fix, you fucking kek. the only thing i could do is look like a fucking skelly and that isn't going to help me any. thanks for your shitty fucking advice, but sorry, your average woman won the genetic lottery and i fucking lost it. fuckhead. its like telling eggman to just "workout" fuck oh my god kill yourself
>>24384028
>real robot
i'm not sure there's that many saintly, suffering robots here now or ever were here. a lot of people here are shitty and terrible. life's probably been cruel to them but they've become cruel in response. they use their suffering as an excuse to gleefully hurt others.
>>24376983
The sooner scientist create sex robots and humanity goes extinct the better. Fuck women
>>24384397
eggman looks cute once he pushes his hair over his giant head, don't even try to insult him. he has his own personal charm, also pretty sure he has gotten laid just like you roastie WHORE.
if you needed jaw surgery, your lack of attempts to fix it is your own problem. i have had jaw surgery and got it for free thanks to the shriners organization as a child because i was born with a underbite. the surgery is around $30K, not $60K. i had double jaw surgery so don't even try to bullshit me.
how about get off your lazy piece of shit ass and try fixing yourself like everyone else? or accept who you are and become a decent person like eggman.
The first thing my best friend said when I had sex with him for the first time:
"wow. My penis is inside my best friend's pussy"
>>24384397
Thanks for the rare skele
>>24383067
>That poor pedophile, I hope she's ok :'(
>>24384464
>raise 30,000 when i'm already 20 grand in debt from other cosmetic procedures
l m a o top kek, maybe if i was attractive i'd go whore myself out but even that's a bust
>>24384493
it was the first google result
>>24384488
>tfw no female bro who doesn't mind having sex and cuddling with you
How do i meet someone like you
IT SURE IS EASY TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO THINKS EVERYONE WANTS SOMETHING FROM THEM
YEAH THEY DON'T GET HYPER OFFENDED OR TEND TO DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION WITH THEIR ILL INFORMED MYTHS
NOTHING WOULD SEED BEHAVIOR THAT WAS UNDESIRED EXCEPT A CONTINUAL EXPECTATION OF IT'S RESURGENCE NAH
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY THE SAME LIKE THEY'RE EQUALS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT IN ORDER TO GET WHAT LITTLE HANGOUTS WE CAN OR ANYTHING
NO MAN THE ONLY HONOR YOU CAN HAVE AS A GUY IN THIS SOCIETY IS FOR YOUR REAL MATERIAL EXISTENCE IN UNCONTESTED AND INGOSSIPABLE TRUTH AND REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH YOU SPEAK YOUR EVERY ACTION IS EVALUATED
ATTENTION SURE IS BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU CAN LOSE IT WHEREVER YOU WALK
CUMBUCKETS
>>24384397
>keeps calling herself ugly
>never posts pics to prove that
Y'know, it's pretty hard to consider someone ugly when you don't know what he or she even looks like.
You remind me of those insanely insecure girls who post their pic on Facebook while commenting "OMG I'm so ugly :(" even though they aren't ugly at all, just so they get a ton of attention and likes.
Cut that shit out right now.
>>24376983
piss off you stupid fucking fat cunt no one wants you here, go pretend to be lonely with those whores over on lolcow
>>24384579
i remind you of someone who posts pictures even though i never post pictures? fucking fabulous, m8
>>24384579
She's probably not even ugly. She's claiming she needs jaw surgery due to deformity but spent 20K on other "cosmetic surgeries". Jaw deformity is extremely painful and annoying so I'm not sure why you would spend so much time ignoring it then getting cosmetic surgeries and putting yourself in debt that way.
>>24384622
so deep in lies that she doesn't even know how much the procedure costs
>>24384558
Great google scholar skills. How close are you to letting your beautiful skele come out yet?
>>24384618
Yes. Because you claim you are ugly even though we have no indication to make that claim ourselves. So we assume you're really not that bad looking. Similarly to the attractive girl who posts she's ugly just for attention because she's insecure as shit.
>>24376983
Hey OP, despite the rage of a million autismos going down in here, I agree with you and hate that it has to be this way. I support you OP...
>live with boyfriend
>boyfriend wants to invite friends over
>he starts streaming a cam site for him and his guy friends to watch
>they seek out channels with 2 couples of in them and pay them to swap partners for the first time
>you can tell it's their first time swapping because the girls in the stream were very hesitant to do it
>>24383693
Bye Felicia
blocks for the robot
>>24384646
>top left pic
>scene hair, makeup and wristbands with trucker clothes
I can't handle this
>>24384397
I would hardly consider eggman hideously ugly. And yes if he got some muscles and maybe just shaved his head or wore a wig he'd be decent looking.
So you are basically saying, I can't be a 6/10 so why bother at all trying to improve my looks.
Lose the weight you will look better, period.
>>24384686
source on this trouser arouser pls?
>>24384622
i don't have a deformed jaw, i have an ugly skull shape/jaw line. jesus christ learn the difference.
>>24384646
0 percent
>>24384710
yes exactly, what point is living if i cant even be a 6 lmao
mystery, I realize you are retarded so I'll give you a little tip if you desperately need surgery.
You cannot be arrested for not paying medical bills, it doesn't matter how much medical debt you have.
>>24383693
Post tits before you off yourself
>>24384826
wow fuck off mystery, i was born with deformity. don't try to pretend you are ugly, you are probably just normal looking fat girl who swears up and down that "muh genetics"
fuck off back to tumblr
>>24384831
its not medical debt, its all elective you fucking retards. none of this actually fucks with my life, it just makes me ugly. doctors wont fucking cover it just because im ugly. there is nothing debilitating about having a weak jaw and a fivehead. crhist
>>24383693
HOW UGLY COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE?
>>24384860
i am literally eggman's twin, if that isn't a deformity idk what is
>>24383186
>legally
>>24384871
>absolutely nothing wrong with you
>need surgery
Okay mystery.jpg.
>>24383662
No. I objectively look masculine and i am fine with it.
>>24384826
>what point is living if i cant even be a 6 lmao
I don't think you understood what I said...
Just because you can't be a model doesn't mean you should just give up on improving your appearance.
>>24384895
and eggman isn't that bad looking, so stop this shit and lose some weight and improve yourself.
>"men" that have never completed one level of Elevator Action
>>24376983
>that pic
hello 2009
Not even that ugly but I consider myself a fembot. I hate everyone irrationally, am socially retarded, and don't give a shit about my appearance in any particular way so ugly clothes and hair. I'm probably a masochist.
>>24385174
Oh, you have all these negative traits.
Well guess what, I'll still love you, give you a place to live and provide for you. The same as most robots would do on this board.
Must be so hard being you.
>>24385235
None of that would fix any robot. I really don't understand why guys bring that up all the time.
>>24378247
she's the one who started comparing her problems with men problems and made it into a "who's the biggest victim" competition. If she didn't wanted a debate, she should have just stated her personal problems instead of making comparisons
your reaction:
your boyfriend got you pregnant
>>24385329
I don't see how it wouldn't help fix the problem.
The female gets free accommodation and food, love, affection and company.
The male gets love, affection and company.
But any woman can get that, and with better offers than a robot can provide.
>>24385329
That's because fixing is the individual's responsibility. Acting like the system's broken is the lie i have to tell my parents to maintain their support. If women honestly believe that isn't a defensive lie then it's darker times then i've seen. All property is corruption, and all identity self-deception. You probably think your hair is ugly, but women can have any hairstyle and still have any low tier job they want. I get told EVERYWHERE by EVERYBODY to cut my long hair for EVERY SINGLE JOB so i have to listen to the awful sound of dying cars everywhere i bike, as if breathing in the pit wasn't it's own burden. No way man, I know i can do better work than all these sluts and their fake ass dimebag boyfriend and i don't need to cook scummy meat or wipe some child's ass to keep me from a excuse/extortion job and get a legit materials science degree. Real men know how to be a fuckin hermit and wait out the foolstorm till we can come back in with wizard robes and make bitches magical girls again.
>>24385518
Personally I don't enjoy living in a delusion. It's really riles up that feeling of disgust. People here are broken and it's very doubtful that any vain top layer shit would help you or me.
>>24384558
>already 20 grand in debt from other cosmetic procedures
What cosmetic procedures?
>>24385694
I would love you for real, it wouldn't be a delusion.
So there's no way a fembot would come and live with me and cuddle with me without feeling disgusted and having to live in a delusion?why do i come here, it just makes me sad
>>24385448
This is the correct response when you suddenly find out you are pregnant.
>first boyfriend I get a 6'0" Chad
Holy fuck I am so lucky. All my life I've always been such a loner. I'm 22 and I am so blessed that my first boyfriend is such a great and hot guy.
>>24381447
mines only allowed to hang out with women if im present, women have raped him in the past and now i dont really trust them
they either attempt rape or try to take my qt
i usually ruin them by finding nudes of them or just beating them up
no women are taking my qt
>>24385764
>>24385764
>I would love you for real, it wouldn't be a delusion.
This is a delusional statement. I don't like to cover up stains is all, something I learned to hate because normies, especially other women like that strange collective sympathy thing.
>>24385827
If this isn't bait I'm happy for you. My first gf at 17 was pretty great too. Just getting back on my feet, hopefully I can do it again .
>>24385694
Why would that be a delusion?
>>24385921
>This is a delusional statement.
Perhaps it's a statement that reflects my loneliness, but I know for sure that I'll either instantly love you, or build up the feelings of love for you as we get to know each other.
>I don't like to cover up stains is all
So basically Chad or nothing?
Also 20, male, England, wbu?
>>24385827
>6'0
that's manlet unless you live in china
>tfw 6'3 master race
>>24378576
You're fucking disgusting. No wonder you can't get laid, lmao.
>>24385171
How can it be 2009 if that girl is from 2013?
>>24378686
the grumpiest of bumpies
>>24386078
Probably meant the style, not the actual character.
>>24385963
Unless your problems are that you have no money, home, and food none of it means anything to your robot status. The love/company isn't real either, just desperation. It's just fake
>>24385995
Chad, eggman, whatever. The nothing is more appealing. 19 and burgerland but hopefully Canada soon.
>>24383693
Just get in shape, a butterface is fine too. The only real dealbraker is being a land whale and that's completely under your control.
>>24378247
le mAO. are you in every single fucking "fembot feels" thread white knighting?
>>24383838
I talk about masturbation openly since I see no reason to act differently just because I'm in the 'real world'. A lot of people seem to find that weird and others become entirely uncomfortable. I'm not a hamburgerler either, so it's nothing to do with appearance. Denying masturbation is like some kind of normalfag etiquette.
>tfw beeing myself
>>24377518
>>24377014
Try having autism and simply know that you fuck up and come across as retarded when talking to people
REMINER: MEN WHO MASTURBATE ARE SHOOTING OUT THE BEST GENETIC MATERIAL THEY WILL EVER PRODUCE
STOP PISSING AWAY YOUR SPERM FOR WOMEN, YOU SHOULD BE STORING IT IN YOUR FREEZER
> Roasties are really this delusionally narcissistic
>>24383838
https://youtu.be/Te5nMVW0Sn4?t=86
>tfw dating fembot right now
>tfw still think it's a guy fucking with me
>tfw they will probably remove/block me after a week
>>24386746
If you think this is bad you should have a gander at /soc/. Seems to me that it's so bad people just use this board as /soc/-lite at times.
>>24386723
>having children
I lost my virginity on a birthday weekend vacation to Niagra falls with my boyfriend. My boyfriend is a musician who manages a soundcloud page.
>>24387079
Cool, I lost my virginity to my husband 5 years ago.
He's a lawyer.
This thread is scaring me mods please shut down!!
These people are strange!
>>24383001
>-can draw
O
>-good at photography and photo manipulation
O
>-good with filming and video editing
O
>-can play an instrument
X
>-can speak more than one language
X
>-has craft/trade skills
O
>-has mechanical skills
O
>-good at sewing/prop making (cosplay, make up, props, costume)
O
>-computer science skills
O
7/9, I have yet to meet a female due to these skills.
>tfw no 5.56/10 gf who browses /r9k/ and /k/
>>24386868
Are you me? I'm just waiting for a message saying "lol jk just a dude"
>>24376983
it's okay, femanon -- i used to be really socially awkward too, but then i got depression and found out that the secret to getting people to like you is to give 0 fucks. just give 0 fucks about what they think of you. you'll never get hurt thinking about how "awkward" you were after bad conversations, and youre just generally less inhibited and easily likable (people like honesty)
How do I stop myself from genuinely disliking women? I'm starting to wish I was just gay so I wouldn't have to put up with so much shit
>>24383806
For you collection, faggot.
>>24383001
Can do all of that except draw, where's my fat nerdy gf?
>>24384397
The skelly thing isn't helping, but I don't see any real problems. Post full face.
>>24387157
seriously? i have all of these and i am of xx chromosomes.
>>24383001
>Doing any of these hobbies will introduce you to fembots
How? Seriously.
>>24384564
I met a girl like that, total brobot, but she was with the same guy she met in highschool. Girls like that are rare as fuck, when a guy finds one he won't let go. Gotta get them early or not at all.
>fembot
practically any woman that is 6/10+ (7 is basically average) can get a boyfriend in a single afternoon. There is no such thing as a fembot only vapid whores looking for quick attention highs from actual robots/neets
fuck off roasties reddit loves your nasty beef curtains go there instead of here
>>24387426
Fembots want to be models or cosplay. Robots can help them get e-famous by taking pictures of them, producing songs for them to use for their youtube channel, and helping them edit t heir videos.
>>24385896
My wife won't let me talk to women period and I'm not allowed to socialise with men unsupervised.I was I were joking. ;_;
Is it worse to receive the attention of creeps, stalkers, or worse?
Or is it worse to be seen as having 0 value to anyone unless you're gorgeous or can 'prove' yourself worthy of a relationship?
I don't know that either gender has it worse, to be honest it feels like at least in socially modern nations, both have to deal with an equal amount of BS.
>>24387388
Is it unusual? I'd have thought this combination is pretty common on 4chan.
>>24387570
Is this some crazy femdom shit or are you just keked to hell and back?
>>24387157
>>24387388
draw me a cactus please
>>24387260
thanks anon
t. faggot
>>24385896
>attempt rape
what
>or try to take my qt
how? i don't spend much time in groups or with couples so i have no idea how that all works
>>24383001
>good at photography and photo manipulation
No, no.. just no. You don't want to date someone who pratices photography and photoshop. They are the ultimate attention whores.
>good at sewing/prop making
STAY AWAY FROM COSPLAYERS. They are fucking crazy and they will cost you your freedom and your life. Don't even get me started on Homestuck fans, I've heard the horror stories of what cosplayers are like. Do not let this post trick you.
>>24387668
wait anon i made you one too
>>24387667
She has a combination oh high functioning autism and borderline personality disorder. Pretty much everything from our relationship starting to us marrying has been the result of her pressuring, threatening me, or if I hold out long enough, physically hurting me into doing it. I doubt this would work on most men, but being a robot I'm incapable of standing up for myself.
Don't take this as an example of women being shitty though, it's far from a typical case, it's better to look as this as an example of a cluster B personality disorder.
Not sure if the autism makes the BPD better or worse. Wouldn't want to meet another borderline to find out though, desu.
>>24387788
thanks waitanon
>>24387937
I'll never draw a cactus for you, pokey whore.
>>24387662
idk how common it is, i know a couple of other girls that have these skills, but most girls i know only have a couple of those or none.
>>24387957
that is upsetting
>>24382853
Why are even on this board then roastie huh? If you diasgaree with all the opinions we have then why even bother coming to this board
>tfw you get your period
>tfw you have to shit more
It's always diarrhea
>>24388422
hahahahahhaa why did i laugh so hard opening that
You shouldn't flush tampons anon, bad for your plumbing.
>>24388422
I thought girls didn't poop?
>>24388452
Eh the tampons aren't that large and I don't live in a third world country
>boyfriend kissed another girl for a show
My boyfriend is playing a part on an online tv show and his character has a girlfriend. They do kissing.
t-that's considered cheating , right?
>tfw poop slides up your butt instead of being a clean wipe
Have any fembots tried anal masturbation? Does it actually feel good for girls or is it just something camwhores do to please viewers?
>>24388843
Mmm it's uncomfortable initially because it feels like you're taking a shit.
It feels good after some time, but it definitely isn't orgasmic.
>>24388810
Well it could be if he didn't run it by you.
But if he's being professional, no it isn't.
>>24388843
I put a sharpy in my butt once because some guy online asked for a pic. I didn't really like it.
>>24383001
Holy shit, this is the most autistic list I have ever seen.
>>24389509
Post that pic.
