ITT: Retarded fucking shit normies say/believe
>Money cant buy happiness
>the world is fair
>believes in "karma" (if you do something bad something bad will happen to you)
>>24375148
It's a good idea to encourage delusions like karma and religion in normies. They will behave more morally, which is generally good for society, and also gives us an advantage should we choose to behave immorally.
>>24375116
it can't though, you are a fucking idiot for believing it can.
>>24375277
This is true. Sure you can have access to more, but it still won't make you happy in the long run.
>>24375148
Karma is nice, and if you want to expedite the process just get revenge yourself.
>people have equal opportunities to become successful as long as they keep working hard and overcome obstacles
>intelligence is not genetically inherited, stop being lazy you fucking shitlord
>deliberately fuck over your kids even if you have a shitload of free money, that will sure teach them responsibility
>muh majority rule
>>24375358
>people have equal opportunities to become successful as long as they keep working hard and overcome obstacles
>>deliberately fuck over your kids even if you have a shitload of free money, that will sure teach them responsibility
Pick one.
>I need to de-socialize. I've like been going out so much lately
>I just like need some me time, so I only go out once a week now
>Let's see how long this lasts
She actually said this on a train
>>24375277
If you are depressed it's still better to be rich and depressed.
>>24375266
>They will behave more morally
only towards each other
>>24375392
ye, but that wasn't the claim
>>24375277
If you live in a bad situation, money can put you in a better one, effectively buying you happiness.
If you're clinically depressed, you buy medication, buying you happiness.
If you have money, you can more easily get companionship and love.
Money does buy happiness. You're a fucking retard for not seeing this.
>>24375388
Said this before. It's true though.
>>24375116
>Man with no money telling people with it what it can do for you.
I'm sure it can make you happy short term, in the long run you're still fucked if you already are though. So many people with good money have topped themselves. Plus it brings the vapid fucks out from the woodwork.
>>24375419
>If you have money, you can more easily get companionship and love.
If you're retarded enough to think the people who want to be your companion and love you as soon as you get money are legit then you should never have money.
>>24375116
>You can't just expect to get a girlfriend. Let love come to you.
>>24375492
That;s true though. I pity the retards who go out 'looking for love' because it implies desperation which in turn means you'll settle for a maggot and end up JUST.
>>24375490
Obviously not from just having money, but working to get your money puts you in a spot to make friends and relationships. Honestly there's probably not a single situation where having more money wouldn't be an improvement unless you lived in the fucking woods by yourself or something.
Enough money could definitely buy me happiness. I can't imagine ever becoming tired of a lifestyle where I didn't have to work and could do whatever I please. But I could imagine it might not help someone with serious no gf feels.
things will get better bro.
and when you try they get in your way.
>>24375516
Sure, you tell him, anon!
>>24375516
Might be a lottery winner or a trust fund babbie.
Hell there's a young guy in my town who is in line to inherit 1.2 milion form his dad who hung himself outside a pub and the guy's head is up his ass. He doesn't know what to do, is fucked in the head and everyone around him is trying to leech.
>>24375116
Even if it couldn't. I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini than a box
>>24375419
What do you want to buy that you think will make you happy?
>you can more easily get companionship and love.
This isn't true, you want normies to like you? Good people, wherever they are, wouldn't care about your money.
>>24375388
>on a train
Does this detail really matter? Are you doctor Seuss?
I do not have to use my brain
To enrage robots on the train
>think they can relate to your mental disorder
>>24375490
Not that guy but if you're a fucking hobo you're not going to be as desirable as someone who is financially secure. He's not saying that there is an exact, direct 1:1 ratio of money to companionship, but the sentiment that not having minimum resources will cost you is true.
>>24375525
Ok, Charlie Sheen.
>>24375536
>tears gon hit them Bugatti seats
>>24375116
It can't, dumbass. Every single illness I have is incurable regardless of how much money you have.
>robots are good and intelligent people, they are just misunderstood
>There's someone out there for everyone
>If there's a will there's a way
>All people are equal
>You shouldn't judge people
All these make my blood boil.
the most retarded normie thing: smug neet memes
ultimate facebook normalshit tier reminder that real robots that belong here and are accepted here reject the normie smug neets meme
>all the normies arguing money can't buy happiness ITT
>There are more stars in our galaxy than atoms in our universe
>>24375277
Hello redditdesu senpai desu
>>24375766
It's simple. People who have money still aren't happy. Robots have no money, and are stupid enough to believe that if they had money, they would be happy.
>>24375590
so stuff normies would never say in a million years?
>>24375903
I'd be happier
Happy doesn't mean "I love life and everything and everyone every second and will do for the rest of my life"
>>24375116
Money can buy happiness, but you'd need tens of millions to be able to buy happiness. My dad earns 50.000 monthly and is still depressed.
>>24375903
If you where raised in poverty and had to work shitty minimum wage jobs since you where 16 just so the rent can get paid and grew up on cans of beans like i did than yes money can make people like us happy.
>mfw some upper middle class faggot says money isnt everything
>I haven't had sex in almost a month!
>>24375559
And what if your illness was curable if you did have enough money? critical thinking anon, money can conceivably buy happiness, just not for you if your happiness is dependent on those incurable diseases.
>>24375116
Actually senpai there has been a recent trend of normies renouncing that old mantra. Ask any normie about their opinion.
>my eyes change color
>horoscopes
>table manners
>>24375590
>normie makes a post trying to look witty and totally misses the point
way to out yourself as a retard
>>24375903
money is everything faggot
literally every single problem I have could be solved with money
>>24375981
good luck buying iq-points
>>24376002
how is that a problem?
do you give a shit about your eye color too, you stupid normie?
>>24375903
Thats cause they grew up living on auto pilot mode. someone who grew up poor is going to enjoy money alot more than some rich faggot whos always been rich
>b-b-but muh disney movies said love is all you need and you'll always get a happy ending even if youre poor!
>>24376002
who cares if hes dumb? If hes fucking rich he doesnt have to listen to you he can just go on a cruise and forget any insults
>>24376018
>Being stupid is like having green eyes?
Huh?
>>24376051
dumb normie confused AF
>>24376041
Yeah, but he's happy because he's dumb not because he's rich.
>>24375419
>antidepressants make you happy
Confirmed for never having been on antidepressants.
>>24375116
>Personality is all that matters
>>24375116
>depression is a real disorder
>you just don't understand!
>>24375543
>Good people
my fucking sides
>>24376114
Just be yourself, brah. Personality is literally all that matters.
>>24376162
It's true, though. You know what's worse than being ugly/dumb/poor? Being one-upped by someone who IS ugly, dumb, and poor. You DON'T have an excuse.
>>24375148
>believes in "karma" (if you do something bad something bad will happen to you)
I think this one's legit though. If you keep being an asshole eventually it catches up with you because people become wise to it.
>>24376245
bullshit. I know loudmouth chads who where huge bullies in hs who grew up to have a good job and a loving wife and kids
>>24376251
They probably rectified their course in life after, like their dad might have beaten the shit out of them to get their shit together or something. Yeah there are probably some things that are karmic freebies though, like bullying people no one cares about, but only to some extent.
>>24376245
What about all the people that commit crimes and get away with it?
>>24376251
Yeah, but some day his kid will be ran over, dying instantly, it'll crush his marriage and just as he gets back on his feet he gets diagnosed with testicular cancer.
>>24376251
the consequences of teasing some of the other kids are not that you miss out on basic parts of life later. he probably paid for that with his earlier relationships and learned from it.
>dude it's EEEEEEEEEEEASY!
>just lift weights for years
>become a CEO
>become a master of social interaction
>be funny
>be genetically blessed
>be urself
>>24375379
I pick the first one
>>24376302
Paid for it how? If anything it provided him with enough confidence to become Chad.
>>24376328
Hahahahahaha you're a faggot looking for excuses. It'll only be a matter of time before you're like the NEETkeks that make those 'wagekek' threads every day.
>>24376382
Why can't i just say that i don't have what it takes?
How is it reasonable to claim that literally every person on the planet can "make it"?
>>24376382
Found the butt-blasted wageslave
>real life therapey is much more better than what the internet can offer you as to advice and helping you. besides - you do not know those people!
i know am gunna hear that today from my mom and the social worker. last time, they gave me the 'there is someone for you. just be yourself and look at the big picture.' talk
this is what my mom replies with each time;
>well you have not met this person yet..
>>24376020
This. You absolutely need a minimum of money to achieve happiness in our society, as otherwise you'd struggle to survive. Whether or not a billion dollars would make me happy is something I can't say, but saying "Money isn't important :^)" is like saying food and shelter aren't important.
>>24376268
>>24376284
>>24376302
>something bad probably happened or will happen!
prove it then, you fucking keks
>>24376397
Nope, sorry son. NEET myself. Just ashamed of it and starting school ion february.
>>24376393
Yes, you can make it. If a 5'4 tall, 80lbs weighing, UGLY ASS NIGGER can one-up me in nightclubs, you can find a girlfriend and friends.
>>24376245
Actions having consequences is not the same as some higher power unleashing retribution unto you for doing something bad/evil. If I keep being an asshole and don't have the looks/money to get away with it people will avoid me. That's logic. If I strangle somebody in the woods and nobody ever finds out, however, I won't be magically punished for it.
There's no inherent justice in the universe and normies who believe there is are pampered little shits who were lucky enough to not experience the truth themselves yet. Or their delusional because they need to cling to something in order to avoid becoming the way we already are: Bitter fucks who hate everything, most of all ourselves, but at least aren't retarded enough to believe normie bullshit.
>>24376268
>bullying people is a karmic freebie
Yeah. Not like people's lives are fucked up over getting bullied or anything.
>>24376451
>If a 5'4 tall, 80lbs weighing, UGLY ASS NIGGER can one-up me in nightclubs,
>still believing the everyone is equal meme
not even him but holy shit the denial so strong and big you could build the mexican border with it
>>24376505
>don't have the looks/money to get away with it people will avoid me. That's logic. If I strangle somebody in the woods and nobody ever finds out, however, I won't be magically punished for it.
You'll live your life in constant fear of being caught. There have been cases of people getting convicted 30 years after a murder. You'll probably want to kill again which will increase the likelihood of getting caught and ruining your life. I can't really provide any proofs but the stuff I've seen in my life makes me think an effect similar to karma like what you described in the first sentence exists. Maybe if I was rich I could get away with it, but the world is full of examples of rich and good-looking people falling off their pedestals and crashing hard, and the rest of humanity looking on relishing in it.
>Paris shit happens
>normies put transparent colors on their facebook pictures
>normies reference "the birthplace of democracy"
>edgelords and trolls: "democracy was a mistake"
>lolocaust
the normie asshurt is delicious
>>24375148
This F A M
Every time
>>24375277
Give me a shitload of money and come ask me in a month
>>24376245
That's not karma, that is a reputation being tarnished.
>>24376603
Yes, it's called consequences. That doesn't have anything to do with Karma though, it's always cause and effect instead of being punished by something completely unrelated.
>>24376505
>>24376302
>implying Chads will experience suffering at any point in his life
>>24376838
I'm the first poster. How did I imply that
>>24375945
>mfw some poorfag thinks money is everything
>>24376851
Slipped up because i'm using a tablet
>>24375266
>my grand delusions are better than theirs
>>24376867
>Money is no big deal i always had money i'm no different from you
>having friends is no big deal i always had friend i'm no different from you
>having a gf is no big deal i always had a gf i'm no different from you
>being attractive is no big deal i've always been attractive i'm no different from you
>>24375277
If I had some money in my current situation I could pay for therapy, get teeth sorted,learn to drive, buy a car, better opportunity for a job, some new clothes, buy my home so no more eviction threats, pay off debt and live cushdy. I think I would be pretty damn happy after eliminating 50% of the things I stress about.
>>24376397
found the normie facebook meme normalshit
>Just bee yourself :^) haha
>>24375277
>>>/facebook/
>>>/disneymovies/
>>24375277
you're a fucking idiot if you think it can't
>>24375116
I want to graduate and go to college
>>24375116
>I want to change my cellphone, this Samsung doesn't work anymore, I'll like an iPhone
>>24375116
I like playing fucking iPhone games
Butthurt normies ITT
>>24375116
> I don't judge others just by the clothes they dress
>>24375116
>I like facebook
>>24376333
>nobody checking these sweet trips
Anyone else here think puns are the shittiest form of humor? How could anybody even acknowledge a pun as being funny?
>>24375277
fox and grapes you stupid fuck
>>24375419
replace antidepressants with weed and you have a deal
>>24378843
For example?fucken robot
