What's my life become?
>>24374678
what the fuck is wrong with your knee?
>>24374678
>a mutilated penis with lotion senpai
I declare this thread a work of art, deeply relevant to the modern era as well as touching on a personal level.
woe is me and such is life
>Fapping in the bathroom
>>24374678
taking your clothes off to jack off. Do you also hold your shirt up when you pee?
>>24378430
I was about to shower you dirty nigger
>>24375538
this
I'm loving your composition OP-kun
>>24379978
>>24374678
Also, OP, isn't Eucerin expensive af man wtf are you doing senpai? Get some Vaseline
>>24380005
I use it for my skin as well as jerking off. I've used vasaline before and it doesn't feel as good. Plus it gives my cock a radiant shine.
>>24374678
Your dick is pretty similar to mine desu senpai though I think it's a bit smaller.
>>24380977
I'm a little under 7 and a half when in my final form. Snapped that pic after the fap so you caught me on the downturn senpai
>>24374678
>big dick
can't be a robot with a big dick. get the fuck out normie
Never claimed to be a robot but lately I find myself reflecting after a fap. I look down at my lotion smeared cock, covered in my own semen. I ask myself, why? Am I really that much a slave to my base desires? Does this make me a weak or inferior person? Or does jerking off have the same side effects as ecstasy? Meaning that you feel awesome one moment then you feel like utter shit. Just a thought.
>>24374678
>cutlet
your life was shit from birth
>>24382372
>Never claimed to be a robot
THEN
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT.
>>24382073
>>24382425
What are the qualifications that makes one a robot? Is there a list or are you just talking out your assholes?
>>24382476
if you have to ask you're not a robot
>>24374678
Beautiful post OP, truly a work of art.
>>24374678
I will screencap that post and sell it as art, I hope you don't mind.
>>24379526
Sorry, you use imagination then?
>>24374678
nice dick bro
>>24374678
so many forces are working inside this tabeau de vive. Bravo!
